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[–]KoreanTerran 298 points299 points ago

Shame on OP.

[–]designty 228 points229 points ago

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 37 points38 points ago

Out of all the OPiaF posts I've seen, this is the only one to really make me burst out laughing.

[–]necroden 8 points9 points ago

That feeling feel when I first saw that picture. I know it.

EDIT: Spelling

[–]MateriaLLo 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit that was unexpected. Can't stop laughing, fuck you op.

[–]jakfischer 120 points121 points ago

[–]ninjasenses 57 points58 points ago

OP is now tagged on RES as 'faggy reposter'

[–]poptart2nd 44 points45 points ago

that'll show him.

[–]buckeyegold 19 points20 points ago

he really should be aware of his faggotry.

[–]Aquagoat 3 points4 points ago

fuscia?

[–]agod2486 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for this.

[–]ComedicChaos 6 points7 points ago

Wouldn't it be "UP?"

[–]FuctUp 2 points3 points ago

Boooooo! Booooooooo!

[–]gbimmer 1 point2 points ago

It was a bad, bad move on OP's part. He's only got 600 link karma for it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]arthas183 0 points1 point ago

I think the funniest part is if you go to his other posts, it looks like everyone got SO ANGRY at this they went and downvoted everything he's ever posted.

[–]trollmangreg 25 points26 points ago

Haha, I remember it had like 3000+ karma when it was on top of the front page. It blew up because everyone wanted that OP to get some purple asshole anal, then reality set in and it dropped off by a lot of votes.

It was a one time thing, yo. C'mon OP, where did you find this? Did you find it on Reddit, re-upload it to imgur, all for Karma? NO.... no, that'd be too evil. Where ever you found it, didn't it occur to you that posting it to Reddit was how it originally got out into the internet? Yer a son of a bitch, OP. A real SOBOP.

[–]jointsmcdank 1 point2 points ago

And a faggot.

[–]camelhorder 13 points14 points ago

Holy shit. 6 Reddit months feels a lot more like 2 human years...

[–]deathschool 2 points3 points ago

Feels like two human days to me...

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 13 points14 points ago

Wow, and didn't even manage to photoshop a current date.

[–]deathschool 4 points5 points ago

I hate myself for remembering this. Then I saw it was from six months ago. I need to stop Redditting.

[–]iparga 17 points18 points ago

[–]jediwu 5 points6 points ago

Stop upvoting this post. Edit: Can't upvote original anymore :(

[–]ComedicChaos 9 points10 points ago

It's too old to be upvoted.

[–]necroden 6 points7 points ago

I remember this post :D

Op is fag

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

[–]oddishitgotreal 0 points1 point ago

you now have more upvotes than the OP

[–]megatom0 1343 points1344 points ago

REPOST! DIE MOTHER FUCKER!

[–]azdak 309 points310 points ago

im beginning to think reddit is populated purely by goldfish

[–]jetson215 256 points257 points ago

They'll get you laid.

[–]flamethrower78 165 points166 points ago

Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg

[–]BretticusWins 54 points55 points ago

sodidi.jpg

[–]kokoscrappy 40 points41 points ago

Postissstillonfrontpageyoushouldgetthereference.raw

[–]joeromag 29 points30 points ago

Imreallysorrybutitsbotheringmethatthatisprobablysupposedtobe.rar

Edit: Itdoesntbothermeanymorebecauseinowknowitsafileextension.raw

[–]zack10house 9 points10 points ago

.raw is a valid file extension

[–]joeromag 1 point2 points ago

Is it? Thank you, it doesn't bother me anymore

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

niggers.wmv

[–]QuadFermented 20 points21 points ago

Goldfish would make for fewer reposts.

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 1 point2 points ago

I want to get paid raunchy grant money to train goldfish and write a goldfish psychology journal.

[–]QuadFermented 2 points3 points ago

Train goldfish to fight. Train goldfish to kill. The perfect assassins. No one ever suspects the goldfish.

[–]SonsOfLiberty86 43 points44 points ago

Goldfish and the British.

[–]UK_Reddit_User 42 points43 points ago

You are correct

[–]MagnusTheGreat 5 points6 points ago

Quite.

[–]M374llic4 4 points5 points ago

si.

[–]teusz16 4 points5 points ago

See how they'll get you laid!

[–]yurakuNec 3 points4 points ago

Goldfish here, I thought this was an pretty funny but when I clicked the link to the original in the below comment, I had already upvoted the original.

[–]azdak 1 point2 points ago

HOW ARE YOU TYPING?!

[–]yurakuNec 1 point2 points ago

With an intricate system of tubes, bubbles and some poop.

[–]DukeCanada 1 point2 points ago

Or people who aren't on reddit 24/7

[–]lf94 0 points1 point ago

i feel like the true spirit of reddit died right about a month or two after the rally for sanity happened.

[–]youamnorealsupersand 0 points1 point ago

Wanna learn how to pick up women with a goldfish?

[–]trevbot 19 points20 points ago

repost?

Upvote changed to downvote. No purple anal for you, sir.

[–]BraKes22 19 points20 points ago

"Purple Anal?"

"No, Purple Arrow."

[–]reynej 115 points116 points ago

Repost? Give me my upvote back.

[–]titan413 64 points65 points ago

[–]Skaarah 18 points19 points ago

I wanted to upvote so the guy could get purple anal sex. But I had to remove my upvote after seeing this gif.

[–]megatom0 3 points4 points ago

This gif works perfect in reverse. He ends with this frown on his face.

[–]mrdotwill 9 points10 points ago

There you go.

[–]jeffydomer 21 points22 points ago

And here I was, hoping someone was going to get purple anal tonight. :(

[–]Chubbstock 9 points10 points ago

It already happened, the original confirmed it

[–]RNRSaturday 5 points6 points ago

But if that guy gets anal every time this is reposted, is it really so bad?

[–]richeyrich 3 points4 points ago

And I was just about to wish OP a happy purple anal fucking session. :(

[–]iroofiegirls 1 point2 points ago

I don't forget about purple anuses.

[–]jedimonkey 1 point2 points ago

you are my john mcclane

[–]1337jokke 3 points4 points ago

OK, so you guys do this:
Go to his profile, Write on the adress bar:
javascript: $(".down").click()()
it will downvote everything on his page. (you have to write the javascript part yourself you cant copypaste it.)

[–]megatom0 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god.... this changes everything. Can you explain a bit more of how to do this? I know nothing of java script.

[–]1337jokke 2 points3 points ago

i dont know about other browsers (works for me in chrome) but first:
1. Write javascript:
2. Copy paste the rest
3. Press enter
4. ?????
5. Counter profit!

[–]Pugilanthropist 0 points1 point ago

This is like finding out there's no Santa Claus ...

[–]1Ender 0 points1 point ago

So..... DId she end up doing the anal when it got to front page?

[–]yourboyblue2 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]megatom0 1 point2 points ago

[–]POSTS_GIFS 78 points79 points ago

[–]Aradiel 8 points9 points ago

Wow, I wish I knew enough about wrestling to get some context for that gif.

[–]DocBT 15 points16 points ago

That's Shawn Michaels during his DegenerationX days. They were a stable (group of wrestlers) who were built around the gimmick of being degenerate troublemakers and bucking the system. Their catch phrase was "Suck It!" to give you a clue of the type of thing we're talking about.

He is pantomiming fellatio for the purpose of mocking someone. I believe it was an opponent.

[–]nylolexchange 8 points9 points ago

It's funny how he goes through the entire motion, to make fun of someone else.

[–]DocBT 13 points14 points ago

Good technique too.

[–]Linton58 2 points3 points ago

I actually think it was a heckling fan that caused him to do this. I could be wrong though.

[–]growlingbear 1 point2 points ago

It was Vince

[–]growlingbear 1 point2 points ago

It was Vince...

[–]CptOblivion 5 points6 points ago

I feel like once you know enough about wrestling you realize you don't need any context for these sorts of things.

[–]Linton58 1 point2 points ago

Shameless /r/squaredcircle plug...

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 8 points9 points ago

He loves dick and he knows it.

Sigh Girl look at that faggot...

Sigh Girl look at that faggot...

Sigh Girl look at that faggot...

Its's OP!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 30 points31 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Help a brother out! 1246coms 1705pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

Too bad OP is going to get merely a handful of karma instead of purple asshole anal.

[–]Iainfixie 95 points96 points ago

This is a repost.

[–]BarackObamazing 60 points61 points ago

What the hell dude?

[–]listn2moremetal 25 points26 points ago

^ True OP

[–]FirstLongTimeTime 12 points13 points ago

Why hello there..

So tell me, did the girlfriend stay true to her word? Was it as purple as you imagined?

[–]dontbeTHATguy2 3 points4 points ago

I knew i had you tagged as The Grapist for a reason...

[–]B0BX 8 points9 points ago

WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR PICTURES FUCKER? I HELPED YOU OUT! YOU SAID I WAS YOUR BROTHER! YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN SOMETHING PURPLE!

[–]KousKous 2 points3 points ago

So... did you?

[–]helenkellerr 3 points4 points ago

We're all still waiting for the picture

[–]twonx 32 points33 points ago

Why do you even repost another person's story? The only reason why the the original guy posted it was so he could get anal sex. You do it for the points?

[–]Patrick_and_Finn 31 points32 points ago

Hopefully the actual actual OP gets to have purple buttseks every time this is reposted...

[–]axnjxn00 81 points82 points ago

can we downvote this repost please

[–]day-maker 16 points17 points ago

Can we downvote this repost please

[–]mainstream_hipster12 18 points19 points ago

can we downvote this repost please

[–]loriden 4 points5 points ago

Can we repost this downvote please

[–]Jomo28 53 points54 points ago

I hope OP dies a horrible horrible death

[–]TheYuppieWord 25 points26 points ago

I hope steps on a lego...barefoot.

[–]yourphoneisringing 3 points4 points ago

Harsh, but fair.

[–]Zeb612 9 points10 points ago

[–]G182 69 points70 points ago

Fucking iPhone convo screenshots. I'd love to see them and facebook posts be banned from /r/funny

[–]Fireyhunter 16 points17 points ago

I'd be happy if they had their own subreddits

[–]Acidyo 18 points19 points ago

r/facepalm.

[–]Lucky_Mongoose 13 points14 points ago

Can we throw out youtube comments and yahoo answers while we're at it?

[–]ShitTalkWarrior 22 points23 points ago

Repost, OP is a fag

[–]EVARB_OS 35 points36 points ago

You fucking BITCH!! GET THE FUCKING REPOSTS OFF THE GODDAMN FRONT PAGE YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNT. I WILL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU, FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER.

[–]Linton58 2 points3 points ago

I promise I'll leave Brittany alone...

[–]Berry2Droid 1 point2 points ago

Wow, you're... intense.

[–]muffinTrees 4 points5 points ago

Downvoted, girls don't poop.

[–]claudesoph 9 points10 points ago

Top five comments: OP, your post sucks. 364 upvotes...

[–]KoreanTerran 2 points3 points ago

There's a ton of people who don't read the comments when browsing reddit.

[–]Tnoel212 11 points12 points ago

Shame on OP. Abusing our urge to help a brother out.

[–]loercase 11 points12 points ago

2337 upvotes for a stale repost? Shame, reddit.

[–]Nicknam4 2 points3 points ago

I don't get why this is so funny. Why did so many people upvote this?

[–]chubbsmagee 2 points3 points ago

post pic of purple butthole with timestamp for proof.

[–]Harrasshole 2 points3 points ago

Purple butthole or GTFO!

[–]Beetso 3 points4 points ago

So...does she have to give up purple ass anal every time this makes the front page?

[–]needleman16 8 points9 points ago

Fuck you and your fake lady friends and your fake hopes of getting anal. Fucking reposter.

[–]great_gape 7 points8 points ago

ALSO never happen because its fake LOL!

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

Oh, this totally happened to me, too. I also have a lady friend who offers me anal sex and talks to me. Happened to me, too. This isn't at all a piece of fabricated reddit-style derivative "performance art" attempted comedy.

[–]Dick_Serious 1 point2 points ago

Here's another substance rich, interesting submission from OP.

Yeah.

[–]Harrasshole 1 point2 points ago

Deleted

[–]TheModernShakspere 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you're getting purple asshole anal... Have fun.

[–]jenejes 1 point2 points ago

uh, if they get to the front page, do we get a follow-up on the purple asshole anal?

[–]SHEESHKAH 1 point2 points ago

Hey guise, look at my iPhone convo that is real as shit.

[–]Lying_Cake 1 point2 points ago

How big is your girlfriends penis?

[–]jimkelly 1 point2 points ago

this isn't funny. people almost always say these things hoping for this exact result anyway. "derr maybe if i say something ridiculous enough my friend will screen cap it and post it somewhere"

[–]Eldin89 1 point2 points ago

at least pick something not that memorable if you are going to repost.

[–]Skaarah 2 points3 points ago

Is it weird that I wanna see it?

[–]mrchicano209 3 points4 points ago

Proof that it is a repost.

[–]no1skaman 2 points3 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]CannedMango 1 point2 points ago

It was at least interesting when the guy who originally posted it was the guy who had that conversation (assuming anything is real anymore...)

[–]blade2000 2 points3 points ago

Go die!

[–]JimmFair 1 point2 points ago

So reddit notices something reposted from 6 months ago but dosen't nptice something reposted from 2 months ago. ಠ_ಠ

[–]stirfryandnoodles 7 points8 points ago

It's because this one was memorable. The OOP had this convo and wanted to have buttsecks with the one-eyed purple fecal pooper and asked the community to "Help a brother out" or something similar.

[–]idosillythings 1 point2 points ago

Downvote. Because if I'm not getting any, nobody is!

[–]forolop 1 point2 points ago

You're going DOWN MOFOKER

[–]Finaltidus 1 point2 points ago

fake as shit

[–]GodMadePigs4Bacon 1 point2 points ago

YOU DIRTY FAGGOT WHORE.

IT'S ONE THING TO REPOST FOR KARMA.

BUT TO LEAD US TO BELIEVE WE WERE HELPING A BRO GET ANAL?

You sicken me.

[–]Darkfire346 0 points1 point ago

for just one night, it will be more than a friendzone. it will be a friendzone....with benefits!

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 0 points1 point ago

I decided I'd be more upset about it being a repost if the title was "help me out reddit!" But it was simply "purple ass"...

[–]Tatatee 0 points1 point ago

More fake iphone conversations? Still making it to the top? Say it aint so!

[–]VaginalAstronaut 0 points1 point ago

This the first repost that I've seen where I saw the original post. I understand the fury now.

[–]aliensexaddict 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty funny, but if I met your girlfriend I think I would probably spring in the opposite direction

[–]conTrolling_athens 0 points1 point ago

You are the most friend zoned/gay friend on the universe.

[–]IDoNotAgreeWithYou 0 points1 point ago

This is way fucking old.

[–]wowshamwow 0 points1 point ago

I had this conversation with about half the girls i met in college. No longer do they seem as clean and incorruptible as they once did.

[–]Alienkid 0 points1 point ago

Waiting to see purple anal

[–]iAnonymousGuy 1 point2 points ago

its like a purple bagel

[–]stormtrooper775 0 points1 point ago

If you eat enough store brand Fruity Pebbles, your shit will be green. A little disturbing if you're not expecting it.

[–]Calavera190 0 points1 point ago

Christ, didn't that get 5000 upvotes?

[–]IsItSnowingInSpace 0 points1 point ago

marry this woman.

[–]randomshot86 0 points1 point ago

Pictures of the purp hole or it didn't happen

[–]tehkier 0 points1 point ago

Okay, this is something you shouldn't even be allowed to repost. This was complete OC from BarackObamazing, 6 months ago

Downvote on you, sir.

[–]misappeal 0 points1 point ago

Even if this were OC, your girlfriend sounds really gross.

[–]sashay33 0 points1 point ago

An upvote for purple anal. Enjoy

[–]hippiewench 0 points1 point ago

THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

I remember when this was originally posted.

[–]Epiicuros 0 points1 point ago

Guy in top right looks like he got stung by a bee.

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

"purple asshole anal" might be the least sexiest phrase in existence.

[–]sixstringshred 0 points1 point ago

you are no op. you are RP

[–]VSVP 0 points1 point ago

YOU LIED TO ME OP

[–]Miketheclerk 0 points1 point ago

Reddit gave you anal. Impressive.

[–]ymyryld 0 points1 point ago

upvoting to get you laid.

[–]GuyWhoSaysRepost 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]zsakuL 0 points1 point ago

Upvote so that devs do something about this.

[–]Mike_Facking_Jones 0 points1 point ago

what's a repot

[–]RocksAndSoup 0 points1 point ago

...So how was the anal?

[–]ObeseOstrich 0 points1 point ago

This is what passes for funny around here?

[–]Lieveo 0 points1 point ago

BOOOOO I WANT OC. But still upvote because its funny.

[–]tothebrothel 0 points1 point ago

upvoted to help op.. downvoted after seeing first post.. Not because its not funny or original, but because you took advantage of our sympathy

[–]sillimylli 0 points1 point ago

upvote awesome girlfred

[–]Kevohhh16 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, I upvoted this when it was first posted.

[–]crimsonscull 0 points1 point ago

dude, you are gonna get so much ass tonight.

[–]MrGobbldigook 0 points1 point ago

Marry her... now.

[–]vultCtrlDefeat 0 points1 point ago

We're even reposting text conversations now are we?

[–]Pianokeyer 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for a chance at anal!

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

How did she know her asshole was purple?

[–]72minutes 0 points1 point ago

expected to see a picture of a purple ass because NSFW

[–]Goem 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]NUK380Y 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even bother to CHANGE THE DATE ON THE TEXTS to make it look like this was new.

[–]sheridork 0 points1 point ago

First I upvoted because I want OP to endure the horror that must be "purple asshole anal." then I downvoted, because repost.

[–]pantherjones 0 points1 point ago

Godspeed, sir.

[–]holladoub 0 points1 point ago

get this man to the front page

[–]vulpes_occulta 0 points1 point ago

Might as well put it on Linkedin too.

[–]404-shame-not-found 0 points1 point ago

.....pics?

[–]TimonAndBumba 0 points1 point ago

Purple asshole anal sex. So she's not planning to wipe her ass before the act? Good luck with that

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it never happened.

[–]theDominoGen 0 points1 point ago

None of my friends go on reddit.

[–]vardsy 0 points1 point ago

sooooo old

[–]picbandit 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a dude at first, didn't read the "lady friend" part until I was done reading the whole thing. She morphed both physically and vocally in my mind.