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Dean Martin once gave his famous burger recipe to a celebrity cook book. This was the result. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]usedtowork 392 points393 points ago

like sinatra would say "fuckin"

[–]O85OGEEK 170 points171 points ago

This is the dead giveaway...

[–]BoosBadPuns 38 points39 points ago

BOOOOO!

[–]ChestrfieldBrokheimr 5 points6 points ago

has to be fake right?

[–]clementleopold 21 points22 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7DHNi-RH20

[–]cacamambo 9 points10 points ago

"I will allow you to pull my "hairpiece"; if it moves, I will give you another $100,000; if it does not, I punch you in the mouth. How about it?"

Fuckin classic Sinatra. Also, bold use of semicolons.

[–]x0x0 1 point2 points ago

SO BOLD.

[–]GoodworkGumshoe 5 points6 points ago

Her- "Did you all hear that" Annoyed guy- "YES!"

[–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

Wow, that's the biggest reaction I've ever seen on that show!

[–]Mr2990 14 points15 points ago

Why the fuck not

[–]ArecBardwin 96 points97 points ago

He might say it, but he wouldn't write it down and then sign his name to it.

[–]mainsworth 68 points69 points ago

Why not? The Rat Pack wasn't a collection of wholesome do-folders. They were raw Vegas.

[–]Konisforce 108 points109 points ago

I think you accidentally a autocorrect.

[–]Kon-chezz 72 points73 points ago

I'm kinda liking do-folders..

[–]CraineTwo 39 points40 points ago

I have them right next to my stack of done-folders.

[–]sara_enders 40 points41 points ago

check out foldy two-shoes over here

[–]Kryhavok 11 points12 points ago

Want me to crease 'em, boss?

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    [–]ducttape36 62 points63 points ago

    because they had class. you don't have to be a goody two-shoes to have class.

    [–]TheJBW 37 points38 points ago

    People have forgotten that true cool goes hand in hand with class.

    [–]nOrthSC 7 points8 points ago

    And bourbon.

    [–]mainsworth 9 points10 points ago

    They were a pretty fuckin' crass group.

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      [–]MazzyStarsoftheLid 8 points9 points ago

      do-folders

      your smart phone autocorrected "do-gooders", didn't it?

      [–]gfixler 15 points16 points ago

      You're pretty fold at this game.

      [–]mainsworth 5 points6 points ago

      Yeah... I'll allow it though.

      [–]Tyrphanax 1 point2 points ago

      Man, I love Stars of the Lid...

      [–]skond 8 points9 points ago

      Sinatra wouldn't yawn in front of a lady, they had manners. And booze. Lots of booze.

      [–]Hachya 1 point2 points ago

      Truth. Friends bust each others' balls.

      [–]thetasigma1355 1 point2 points ago

      If you don't know where your friends limits are you aren't very good friends.

      [–]sheerheartattack 1 point2 points ago

      It's not a matter of moral righteousness. It's a matter of typical conduct.

      [–]ArecBardwin 5 points6 points ago

      It was a different time back then. Elvis did a ton of drugs, but if he had an entry for a cookbook he wouldn't have included "handful of pills" in his peanut butter and banana sandwich recipe.

      Also, wtf is a "do-folder"?

      [–]mainsworth 14 points15 points ago

      Eating a handful of pills is on the same class scale as cursing?

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        [–]ilikpankaks 1 point2 points ago

        The man sang song after song about drug abuse and alcoholism, amongst other various "sins". I'm pretty sure he would have no problem saying "fuckin"

        [–]ArecBardwin 14 points15 points ago

        I'm sure he said "fuck" many times. Write it down in a cookbook? No.

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          [–]BlueTouchPaper 1418 points1419 points ago

          We are not as cool as these guys.

          [–]drunk_dean_martin 1307 points1308 points ago

          speak for yourself

          [–]Battletooth 250 points251 points ago

          Okay, now put down the bourbon before anyone does anything they'll regret.

          [–]r-cubed 81 points82 points ago

          I think it's the salt

          [–]L3ftyrocks89 83 points84 points ago

          Bath salt.

          [–]RenfXVI 99 points100 points ago

          Mmmm.... Face....

          [–]Kon-chezz 32 points33 points ago

          r/cannibalism is this way.

          [–]Bad_Wolf_Corp 52 points53 points ago

          There really IS a subreddit for everything.

          [–]sm4cm 35 points36 points ago

          There really is always someone who has to comment about how surprised they are there is a subreddit for weird things people like to reddit about.

          [–]Koozey 38 points39 points ago

          I can't believe there's not a subreddit for what you just said

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            [–]simplecosine 1 point2 points ago

            right here:

            http://www.reddit.com/r/subreddiforeverything/

            it hasn't attracted everything yet. give it time.

            [–]thatfilthyfive 22 points23 points ago

            Give it time and a "t"

            [–]Qreeuss 1 point2 points ago

            I think you're missing a leter.

            [–]Ryder52 23 points24 points ago

            I was not ready for that. Then again..

            [–]Bloqhead 1 point2 points ago

            Fuck you I am not cli--okay, maybe just this once.

            [–]Chook_Chutney 1 point2 points ago

            Scar Brother, we meet again.

            (I have no idea why I have you tagged as SCAR BROTHER.)

            [–]Dandaman3452 1 point2 points ago

            Police estimate that around 10,000 people in Germany alone share Meiwes' fascination with cannibalism -- either eating human flesh or being eaten.

            ಠ_ಠ

            [–]TheInternetHivemind 1 point2 points ago

            The old saying proves true.

            There IS a fetish for that.

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              [–]Witeout88 1 point2 points ago

              Well. I think I've had enough. You'll find me in the wilderness.

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                [–]EmperorXenu 14 points15 points ago

                Toxicology said there were no "bath salts" in dude's system.

                [–]OneOracularOracle 2 points3 points ago

                He probably just had a hankering for face. I mean, who doesn't every once in a while?

                [–]valfather 5 points6 points ago

                His stomach had the rumblies that only face could satisfy.

                [–]ANiceChap 1 point2 points ago

                Yes, we've also seen that news. Must you come and crash the party?

                [–]EmperorXenu 1 point2 points ago

                Yes, because fear-mongering about drugs is bad.

                [–]GustavoFring 3 points4 points ago

                Toxicology only found Marijuana. However, according to Dr. Drew, during his most recent appearance on the Adam Carolla podcast, it is not possible to test for bath salts in someone's system. This is because the formula for bath salts can be changed very easily. This is the same reason why it would be pretty much impossible to make bath salts illegal. So, while the toxicology reports came back saying that there was only marijuana in the face-eater's system, this does not rule out the possibility that he was on bath salts on the time of his meal.

                [–]EmperorXenu 5 points6 points ago

                This is nonsense. This sounds reasonable to someone who isn't familiar with the RC market, but there is actually a fairly limited number of chemicals sold as "bath salts" and it would be very easy to test for them. This type of laboratory testing should be done via GC/MS, meaning they would not need to have a separate test for each chemical, they would only need to test the sample once and then check those results against a (relatively) short list of common chemicals. Sure, it's an outside possibility that the guy was on something novel that was JUST recently synthesized, but it is super unlikely. It's more likely that the initial reports were erroneous and something else is to blame, but people like Dr. Drew are going to go ahead and sensationalize and fear-monger because blaming things on new and scary drugs is pretty much always successful at grabbing attention.

                [–]lasserith 3 points4 points ago

                It wouldn't matter if they derivatized it either. You'll still get a similar fracture pattern. The only difference would be some additional higher m/z peaks but that's it. In fact if you had access to a triple quad MS it wouldn't even matter. Allow me to explain: Mass spectroscopy basically works by slapping an electron on a molecule. The extra electron makes the molecule start to fracture apart quite rapidly in a very characteristic way. A mass spec works by taking a snapshot of the fracturing process and reporting back the number of ions of each molecular weight. In a triple quad lay out you can set the first quad to fracture the molecule, the second quad to isolate a certain molecular weight ion, and the third quad to fracture the isolated ion from the second quad. So lets say you want to see if an unkown molecule is really a less heavy drug with extra crap added on. Simply fracture in the first, have the second programmed to isolate the mass of the drug, and then have the third fracture that isolated ion. If that isolated ion fractures the same way as the drug does then tada the unknown is the drug + whatever. The great thing is a modern Mass Spec can do this thousand of times a second with no problem so it could easily be programmed to go down a list of drugs and change the second quad accordingly.

                [–]Andre7723 3 points4 points ago

                This is because the formula for bath salts can be changed very easily.

                Yep. I wrote a bit about this in the /r/Miami subreddit. After speaking with toxicologists (working on being a pathologist) this is the same answer. It can be mephedrone, MDPV, etc. A majority of these drugs have a half life much lower than similar chemical compounds (amphetamines). They could be out of your system under 3-8 hours.

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                  [–]Edibleface 1 point2 points ago

                  Stay the fuck away.

                  [–]confused_text_game 1 point2 points ago

                  You take a BATH in the SALT. It itches.

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                    [–]supaphly42 8 points9 points ago

                    Okay, now put down the bourbon before anyone does anyone they'll regret.

                    [–]Hachya 3 points4 points ago

                    It's the only thing drinking large amounts of bourbon could possibly lead to.

                    [–]Cdf12345 1 point2 points ago

                    Apple juice

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                      [–]acog 57 points58 points ago

                      Random factoid: I was once on the freeway with my Mom when I was a kid. Glanced at the car next to us and the license plate was "Drunky" -- the driver was Dean Martin, looking unreasonably suave.

                      [–]r-cubed 29 points30 points ago

                      While Deano did drink, a few reports (including an interview with his son) indicate that most of the drunken routine was an act. While Sinatra and Sammy often DID drink all through the show and into the night, Dean usually nursed a jake and coke, or applejuice, and often called it an early night. Some folks did say he was drinking on stage, but never to the extent his act showed.

                      I still always found him to be the most hilarious in their shows.

                      [–]24rubikscube 11 points12 points ago

                      That will his whole schtick. Play a drunken singer and have fun with it. I love Jerry Lewis, but Dean Martin was a comedic genius in his own right.

                      [–]droctopu5 4 points5 points ago

                      Foster Brooks still wins.

                      [–]sortofagamedev 1 point2 points ago

                      Jake and cokes are my favorite drinks.... Especially when they use the fingers, now I'm thirsty...

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                          [–]drunk_frank_sinatra 74 points75 points ago

                          Make me a fuckin burger.

                          [–]NBAallstar 13 points14 points ago

                          You guys can eat the fuckin' burgers, where's the bourbon?

                          [–]joemangle 25 points26 points ago

                          2 months... not bad

                          [–]Koozey 2 points3 points ago

                          Dean Martin didn't really drink that much. Every time you see a drink in his hand its almost always just apple juice.

                          [–]Cptn_Sisko 6 points7 points ago

                          I'm the definition of cool

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                            [–]weak_read 20 points21 points ago

                            Relevant

                            [–]NihlusKryik 11 points12 points ago

                            Yeah, but these guys cant make a hamburger, so we got them there.

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                              [–]maeljw 284 points285 points ago

                              Sinatra apparently knew how to make a burger.

                              [–]drunk_dean_martin 811 points812 points ago

                              Sinatra didn't know shit

                              [–]darktemplardude 210 points211 points ago

                              This is really your time to shine, huh?

                              [–]rawbamatic 139 points140 points ago

                              Exactly, he only knew awesome.

                              [–]InVultusSolis 41 points42 points ago

                              He was actually a pretty large egotistical prick.

                              [–]Xarvas 36 points37 points ago

                              "Go on Frankie make yourself at home, hit somebody"

                              • Don Rickles

                              [–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

                              I think the best story Don Rickles ever told about Sinatra was the time Frank was sitting at the bar hammered during a storm. There were flashes of lightning outside and Frank goes to Don and says "I want you to go outside and tell those photographers to stop taking my goddamn picture."

                              [–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

                              I think the best one is where he convinces Frank to come over and talk to him while Don's hitting on some chicks, to impress them. Frank comes over and starts talking to Don, and Don irritatedly replies with "Geez, Frank, leave me alone, can't you see I'm with people?".

                              [–]Hachya 63 points64 points ago

                              Dude had more of a reason to be egotistical than most of your UFC-wannabes you see now.

                              [–]OneOracularOracle 8 points9 points ago

                              Exactly. He might've had an incredibly large ego, but he was also a goddamn Charisma machine.

                              Edit: Not asshole.

                              [–]dghughes 11 points12 points ago

                              If you don't clean the lint trap on Charisma machines at least once per month undesirable operation may occur.

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                                [–]VogeGandire 59 points60 points ago

                                He was one of the most well-known men on Earth at his peak, and is widely regarded as one of the best singers in history.

                                If anyone can justify having an ego, it's Ol' Blue Eyes.

                                [–]Sixstringsmash 15 points16 points ago

                                Well, him and me that is.... My mom says I'm special.

                                [–]stvdallas 14 points15 points ago

                                Dean Martin thought your mom was special...

                                [–]noodlescb 8 points9 points ago

                                I would strangely be okay with Dean Martin banging my mom.

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                                  [–]workpuppy 37 points38 points ago

                                  And? Being an asshole is par for the course for a lot of badasses.

                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                                  A bad-ass already implies a douchebag.

                                  [–]Diabro3 40 points41 points ago

                                  I think a bad-ass is just a douchebag on your side.

                                  [–]spehno 11 points12 points ago

                                  http://i.imgur.com/5oyTD.gif

                                  [–]follier 1 point2 points ago

                                  That obviously needs to be on a t-shirt.

                                  [–]workpuppy 6 points7 points ago

                                  You don't have to be a nice guy to be a great man. Not saying Sinatra was a great man, but he left a huge impression on the world.

                                  [–]otlatnom 8 points9 points ago

                                  He made a habit of standing up for the black community. His good qualities balanced out his bad.

                                  [–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points ago

                                  He was also mobbed up.

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                                        [–]cheapdrinks 171 points172 points ago

                                        Franks is fake unfortunately, look at the sig. That's not to say I still wouldn't rather call Deano than order a Bublé Burger

                                        [–]jackHD[S] 40 points41 points ago

                                        I had a sneak feeling when I found this pic. Did I bother to crop it? Nah.

                                        [–]lanflan 23 points24 points ago

                                        It doesn't matter if it's fake, it's still funny.

                                        [–]iMarmalade 2 points3 points ago

                                        My humor must be factually accurate.

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                                            [–]haxxorfreak 3 points4 points ago

                                            Would that be a Hamm and Bublé burger?

                                            [–]burgess_meredith_jr 7 points8 points ago

                                            Also, Sinatra didn't drink bourbon.

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                                              [–]jsshouldbeworking 493 points494 points ago

                                              Sinatra's is created with a proportionally spaced font. (look at the 2 "L"s in "call".) He might have said it, but the image is a fake.

                                              (Probably wouldn't use a contraction for "fuckin' ", either.)

                                              And the signature, as cited by cheapdrinks

                                              [–]randommusician 209 points210 points ago

                                              Also, it's "Dino."

                                              [–]Billquisha 278 points279 points ago

                                              BAHNEY, MY PEBBLES!!

                                              [–]jokubolakis 32 points33 points ago

                                              THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE.

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                                                [–]bettorworse 18 points19 points ago

                                                And Sinatra definitely would have known that. Still, hilarious. And not too far from reality.

                                                [–]illogicalexplanation 9 points10 points ago

                                                http://heyarnold.wikia.com/wiki/Dino_Spumoni

                                                I always loved that show for *its intelligence.

                                                [–]yeaweckin 1 point2 points ago

                                                Now I have to Netflix these episodes when I get home.

                                                [–]24rubikscube 4 points5 points ago

                                                Thank you. Deano made me cringe.

                                                [–]speedballoon 53 points54 points ago

                                                I usually look to the second top voted comment for the facts. Thanks.

                                                [–]thewabberjocky 29 points30 points ago

                                                ...because the top is usually some overplayed meme amirite?

                                                [–]mcgroobber 8 points9 points ago

                                                This is reddit, every other post is an overplayed meme >amirite

                                                [–]dsaos 113 points114 points ago

                                                What? No. That's wrong. Proportionally spaced typefaces have existed just about as long as the letterpress has (these blocks all have different widths, for example). Think about, like, any book made before digital publishing.

                                                The pixellation on the signature is a far better suggestion that this is a forgery, but your claim is just misinforming.

                                                [–]LBwayward 24 points25 points ago

                                                I think he assumed that is was made using a typewriter.

                                                [–]corvett 5 points6 points ago

                                                It's much more likely to have been typewritten (by typewriter) and photocopied. As far as I know, most typewriters are monospace.

                                                [–]hipnerd 7 points8 points ago

                                                For a "Celebrity Cookbook" it would have probably been typeset -- but it's a forgery in any case for multiple reasons.

                                                [–]smilingkevin 13 points14 points ago

                                                Wow, Dan Rather flashbacks.

                                                [–]ArecBardwin 8 points9 points ago

                                                The most impressive thing about that controversy was Rather's refusal to admit defeat.

                                                On Thursday, September 20, 2007, Rather was interviewed on Larry King Live commenting "Nobody has proved that they were fraudulent, much less a forgery. ... The truth of this story stands up to this day."

                                                [–]havespacesuit 1 point2 points ago

                                                Had to google it to figure out what you referring to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killian_documents_controversy

                                                [–]Craysh 2 points3 points ago

                                                Wow. I guess it's an example drinking your own Kool-Aid.

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                                                  [–]hells_cowbells 6 points7 points ago

                                                  WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH???

                                                  [–]Omegle 5 points6 points ago

                                                  but... but... its got dirt and shit on it... even a hair.. just like the old movie effects on premiere-. it MUST be legit

                                                  [–]HeWhoShitsWithPhone 0 points1 point ago

                                                  You sir are a party pooper :(

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                                                    [–]lamadamadingdong 78 points79 points ago

                                                    Favorite Dean Martin quote:

                                                    "Quitting drinking won't make you live longer...But it will sure seem longer".

                                                    Having quit drinking a few times, I agree with Mr. Martin.

                                                    [–]enlightened14 23 points24 points ago

                                                    My favorite "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on."

                                                    [–]N_Denial 35 points36 points ago

                                                    One simply doesnt quit drinking "a few times". I quit drinkng every night when i pass out drunk.

                                                    [–]Woolysideburns 15 points16 points ago

                                                    Don't buy it. A real alcoholic would say every afternoon.

                                                    [–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

                                                    /r/cripplingalcoholism needs you

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                                                      [–]triple_OG 5 points6 points ago

                                                      I also like "I don't drink anymore....I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle."

                                                      [–]N_Denial 3 points4 points ago

                                                      booze doesnt freeze.

                                                      [–]heylisten 5 points6 points ago

                                                      Of course it does. Everything freezes.

                                                      [–]ScaryCookieMonster 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Sure it does--you just need to get it a lot colder--like -173 °F

                                                      [–]Petninja 2 points3 points ago

                                                      That's where you're wrong.

                                                      [–]triple_OG 1 point2 points ago

                                                      ಠ_ಠ I know. I don't think Dino cared much about the actual science of his joke as much as he cared about it being funny, though.

                                                      edit: but beer does.

                                                      [–]OwnsAParrot 18 points19 points ago

                                                      Just checked with my buddy who is a celebrity cook book expert and the best I can do is $3.

                                                      [–]catalyst24 33 points34 points ago

                                                      Recipe says "Dean Marlin".

                                                      [–]octoquake 19 points20 points ago

                                                      The recipe clearly calls for ground beef. I don't know where you see anything about fish.

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                                                        [–]poopnuts 15 points16 points ago

                                                        Ain't that a kick in the head.

                                                        [–]cbsauder 14 points15 points ago

                                                        There's a bar not to far away from me that serves a "Dean Martini", which is a dry martini served with a Lucky Strike and a pack of matches.

                                                        [–]sheerheartattack 11 points12 points ago

                                                        I have heard of these mythical places far beyond the limits of New York City where people are known to smoke indoors, in places such as bars.

                                                        [–]cbsauder 7 points8 points ago

                                                        Well this place I'm speaking of is in Philly, so you'd have to go outside to smoke the aforementioned Lucky Strike.

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                                                            [–]CkMaverick 22 points23 points ago

                                                            Upvoted for the joke. Authenticity be damned.

                                                            [–]mcgroobber 13 points14 points ago

                                                            I'd love to see a video of redditors going to a comedians gig, then call bullshit on every story he said, and wait to get heckle-smacked-down

                                                            [–]trpnblies7 15 points16 points ago

                                                            He calls for a frying pan, yet he says to grill the burgers. Make up your mind, Deano.

                                                            [–]Jrckel 20 points21 points ago

                                                            Put the frying pan on the grill, of course.

                                                            [–]burgess_meredith_jr 2 points3 points ago

                                                            I do this with fish.

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                                                              [–]childishgambino 37 points38 points ago

                                                              He was drunk, and was likely fucking your grandmother as he wrote this, cut the guy some slack.

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                                                                [–]hoss_diesel 53 points54 points ago

                                                                This is fake.

                                                                This is a repost.

                                                                To the frontpage you go!

                                                                [–]darktemplardude 5 points6 points ago

                                                                There's no cat though.

                                                                [–]rogueforge 29 points30 points ago

                                                                The cat is implied

                                                                [–]VulturE 5 points6 points ago

                                                                THE CAT IS IN THE CAKE

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                                                                  [–]zeroesandones 44 points45 points ago

                                                                  I haven't laughed so hard since I saw this a month ago.

                                                                  [–]Mexicore42 24 points25 points ago

                                                                  I can't wait til next month!

                                                                  [–]multile 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  I cant wait until next month when I get so much karma from this!

                                                                  [–]bkh 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  Posted in a different subreddit. This is a crosspost, not a repost. Crossposts are encouraged.

                                                                  Personally I un-subbed from r/pics ages ago.

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                                                                    [–]grimatongueworm 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    Then we both poke Sammy in his fuggin glass fuggin eye.

                                                                    [–]Hachya 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    These men are Gods.....GODS I say.

                                                                    [–]cherrybounce 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    When singers were crooners and crooners were tough guys.

                                                                    [–]StockAlex 14 points15 points ago

                                                                    Remember when celebrities used to be cool?

                                                                    [–]kihadat 14 points15 points ago

                                                                    Matt Damon is cool as fuck.

                                                                    [–]dblan9 8 points9 points ago

                                                                    He voices TD Ameritrade commercials while blasting out of control capitalist interests.

                                                                    [–]burgess_meredith_jr 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    Not really.

                                                                    [–]croatianpride 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    Sadly I'm too young to have experienced such a time but I try to keep the spirit of Sinatra, Dino, Sammy and others alive by playing their music for anyone that will listen (which obviously includes myself very frequently). These guys were some of the greatest role models the world has ever seen; no one denies their excess with alcohol but the way they treated everyone with respect while maintaining an unwavering confidence in themselves was really incredible to behold and it was a big reason behind their taking the world by storm. That and their connections to the mob of course, but that just makes them more awesome.

                                                                    [–]darktemplardude 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    Are you saying Justin Bieber isn't cool?

                                                                    [–]despaxes 7 points8 points ago

                                                                    That's exactly what I'm saying.

                                                                    [–]Crinklepouch 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    That's life

                                                                    [–]Forfuckssakes 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Man I love Frank and Dean. Especially Dean. I own all of his variety shows.

                                                                    [–]LePastafarian 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Post this to r/fallout!

                                                                    [–]Fritz37605 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    ...of course, Dino would've pulled Frankie's head off, if Sinatra had actually said this...

                                                                    [–]DrMrProfessor 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    what are they on atkins?

                                                                    [–]mrsilvers 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I wonder if he actually tasted Dean's burger.

                                                                    [–]BigFishMcNish 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    It's funny that everyone thinks that Dean Martin was always drunk but when he did his show with Carson he never actually sipped on the martini.

                                                                    [–]blade2000 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    So fake.

                                                                    [–]bmfreddit 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Sinatra letter is a fake. The signature is a dead giveaway.

                                                                    [–]come_on_seth 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    The rat pack was cool incarnate.

                                                                    [–]finalaccountdown 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    reddit. where you can wait 2 months and then farm karma from old shit.

                                                                    [–]mrfoozy 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    actually this is not real and it's a repost. I'm sorry but I am to lazy to prove it.

                                                                    [–]GenkiElite 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I'm gonna save this so can repost it in two months too.

                                                                    [–]namelessjames 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    mother of all reposts

                                                                    [–]Jedimastert 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    REPOST! Gah it bugs me!

                                                                    [–]this_is_a_recording0 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    this was on the front page not that long ago

                                                                    [–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Somebody once posted this famous exchange on Reddit, this repost was the result.

                                                                    [–]SterileHD 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    jackHD?... Dad?...

                                                                    [–]Phatrick129 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Implausible as it may be, I met a guy who was a celebrity chef for Sinatra among many others.

                                                                    Best part was that I met him while volunteering in a retirement home. He was pushing himself down a hallway when I saw him (I was usually the only one during my shift since all the other kids wanted bingo sessions). I could barely understand him but, on the third or fourth try I got that he wanted me to copy a few recipes of his so they were easier to read. Title of first one: "Frank Sinatra Deviled Eggs". I asked him and he said it was one of Sinatra's favorites.

                                                                    I talked to him a bit more and actually saw a "Person of the Month" thing they had posted once. Turns out, he moved out of Poland right before WWII and learned to cook in Canada. He got a few Hollywood jobs cooking and moved to California, Vegas, and eventually Arizona. He actually got to cook for the Reagans, Sinatra, Vikki Carr, Liberace, John Wayne, and quite a few more.

                                                                    [–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    That burger doesn't sound tasty at all... But I guess that's just me.

                                                                    [–]drachenstern 15 points16 points ago

                                                                    The point was "don't fuck with the beef"

                                                                    [–]despaxes 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    eh, a lot of people prefer their burger/steaks/beef products cooked with a little pepper and salt and that's it.

                                                                    I see you are a marinade fan.

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                                                                      [–]Cheddar_Curtain 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      "I'm not sure if this is a real signature or not, do you mind if I bring one of my guys in to take a look at it?"

                                                                      commercial break

                                                                      "This is really a niche item, the best I can probably do for you is about $5"

                                                                      [–]banjocornbread 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Reposts make me nauseated

                                                                      [–]megaman368 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I've seen this post so many times. But I still laughed, so you get an upvote.

                                                                      [–]krackendor 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I missed lunch and came here to take my mind off of it. Now I'm curious of the taste of everything on my desk.

                                                                      [–]Maximilius 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      This is a repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tvoks/frank_sinatra_and_dean_martin_share_recipes/

                                                                      [–]ChrisCipher 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Repost.

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