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[–]pottsie2 243 points244 points ago

4 kids go up, only 3 come down ... Find out what happens next in the case of the subsumed girl next.

[–]dpgood 281 points282 points ago

Unbirth

[–]Zoccihedron 34 points35 points ago

At least it wasn't prelife. It is a worse fate than death.

[–]Nath_O 17 points18 points ago

I'm curious but I'm scared to google it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]CAW4 18 points19 points ago

It's from Futurama

[–]Nath_O 1 point2 points ago

Oh right, I feel bad, I used to watch loads of Futurama. :(

[–]Oxbridge 17 points18 points ago

I was expecting that comment to end with Sick Sad World.

[–]Ugbrog 11 points12 points ago

No shirt goes left, easily visible.

Red Shirt goes right, behind the black shirt.

One piece turns around and yells at the camera.

Bikini gets wedged next to mom, partially hidden behind one piece. You can see her left arm.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]helicalhell 17 points18 points ago

big juicy mass

[–]cholt19 13 points14 points ago

Tosh this is the line to steal btw

[–]Thejuice919 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that read this in Quint's voice from Jaws.....

[–]zoodiary8 2 points3 points ago

Can't found...

[–]Kramol 96 points97 points ago

[–]throweraccount 87 points88 points ago

I hate it when they stop recording right immediately after the event happens. What are they gonna do magically make it so it didn't happen if you continued recording?

[–]jdeliverer 37 points38 points ago

Seeing how bad people are at video editing, it probably would just result in a 20 minute video on youtube with all the action in the first 30 seconds.

[–]Throtex 47 points48 points ago

That wouldn't be so bad for Youtube. Typically it's a 20 minute video with all 30 seconds of action occurring somewhere halfway in.

[–]mwguthrie 31 points32 points ago

&wadsworth=1

[–]Throtex 3 points4 points ago

Ah, yes, I forgot about the Wadsworth constant. But is there something like it that accounts for when the video keeps going after the action has ended?

[–]pearson530 25 points26 points ago

Your comment had 27 words. The Wadsworth constant states that you can skip the first 30%. 30% of 27 is 8.1, which we round down to a whole word, making it 8. Removing the first 8 words makes your comment:

But is there something like it that accounts for when the video keeps going after the action has ended?

Seeing as the fact that you almost forgetting about the constant was unnecessary knowledge, this is proof that the Wadsworth constant never fails!

[–]maushu 1 point2 points ago

Inverse Wadsworth constant?

I suppose it would be too troublesome to implement that.

[–]Throtex 2 points3 points ago

30 seconds after detecting no action in the video, it redirects you to Never Gonna Give You Up.

[–]H3000 51 points52 points ago

Maybe people's first instinct is to stop recording the embarrassing situation for the people involved and maybe even rush to help the people that might have gotten hurt. Maybe that.

[–]dogbomb 19 points20 points ago

But what about the Karma? Who's going to reap the Karma????

[–]ibangedjanisjoplin 8 points9 points ago

That big fat juicy ass got them enough karma.

[–]Apogee15 4 points5 points ago

psh, yeah right

[–]Vlyn 1 point2 points ago

Why not record those delicious tears? :-(

[–]therealtito 6 points7 points ago

I was going to watch the video specifically to see what happened after. Now I won't even bother. That's so annoying.

[–]zeppelinfromled 1 point2 points ago

No, but they're going to care more about the situation, and less about keeping the camera pointed at it. So the recording probably continues after, but it's not very useful unless you wanted to know what the ground looked like.

[–]iJoyzilla 514 points515 points ago

I would have fell over too if my ass was being repeatedly slapped by someone half my age.

[–]Emerl 186 points187 points ago

It wasn't slapping. The girl just gently used her hand to help her climb by pushing from below

[–]iJoyzilla 272 points273 points ago

That's what they all say.

[–]jdeliverer 133 points134 points ago

No, officer, I was just helping her out of the elevator!

[–]helicalhell 108 points109 points ago

with your dick? ಠ_ಠ

[–]NickDouglas 37 points38 points ago

But it's prehensile!

[–]Princeofboredoom 10 points11 points ago

I call BS. Elephants don't fit into elevators.

[–]DeathToPennies 6 points7 points ago

[–]Chinook700 9 points10 points ago

I was hoping for an elephant in an elevator. All I got was penis. :(

[–]deltib 38 points39 points ago

"Momma's gonna go down the water slide, can you come up the stairs behind me and make sure I don't fall down?..."

[–]Appare 11 points12 points ago

She didn't do a very good job.

[–]Origachilies 6 points7 points ago

She had one fucking job.

[–]ponto1 15 points16 points ago

Yeah i would have uh.. helped her too if i was behind her.

[–]killroy901 6 points7 points ago

And I would have uh... helped you too if I was behind you

[–]Systemizer 7 points8 points ago

The ass WAS phat..

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

Indubitably.

[–]Rosalee 2 points3 points ago

Ye they had to keep patting her rear didn't they, sort of conciliatory gesture but it didn't work.

[–]wigglyinmypiggly 26 points27 points ago

No, you would've fallen over.

[–]iJoyzilla 11 points12 points ago

I've been upset about my Grammar since posting and was desperately hoping it would go unnoticed.

[–]d4vi3j03 3 points4 points ago

Should've edited it. No one would know of your grammar mistakes.

[–]iJoyzilla 4 points5 points ago

My phone likes to choose when it edits things. Today was one of those days it wasn't cooperating. I did try. :(

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 16 points17 points ago

I'm upset by your need to capitalise grammar.

[–]angrywords 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, I asked the mods to put in some sort of edit option. Maybe one day we'll be able to go back and fix our posts.

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[–]calculuzz 1 point2 points ago

fell vs fallen.

[–]plainOldFool 1 point2 points ago

Right you are, Ken.

[–]kaamosrutto 57 points58 points ago

WHY DID YOU TOUCH HER BUTT.

[–]treecosy 57 points58 points ago

[–]Touch_my_tooter 4 points5 points ago

Mwahahahah. Finally touched it.

[–]LowPEZ 3 points4 points ago

Because it was there.

[–]thelastmcnugget 14 points15 points ago

DOUBLEKILL!, TRIPPLEKILL!, OVERKILL!, EXTERMINATION!

[–]omenmedia 155 points156 points ago

(•_•) Looks like she...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) ...committed sui-slide.

[–]YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 48 points49 points ago

[–]Mr_Tactical 7 points8 points ago

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]Beta_Usernurme 24 points25 points ago

Indy picked up the golden idol statue aaannnddd....

[–]RunningMoto 5 points6 points ago

Da da da da Da da dun...

[–]mobyhead1 9 points10 points ago

In my head, I heard a bowling ball striking the pins.

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

at least it temporarily displaced that horrific sound of Moby playing in your head.

[–]Binxon 10 points11 points ago

Reminded me of the pandas

[–]kobaland 58 points59 points ago

Haha that one kid screaming in agony after she got taken down

[–]VolumeZero 90 points91 points ago

Instant reaction to turn around then scream. Attention-seeking attitude!

[–]icepigs 38 points39 points ago

That's exactly what I thought.

turn around...make sure mom is looking...then scream because I was injured.

[–]XtaC23 13 points14 points ago

If only kids knew how hard it is for us to ignore them.

[–]Apogee15 8 points9 points ago

Not very?

[–]mrducky78 5 points6 points ago

Have you been around babies before? Their wail cannot be ignored too easily.

[–]ChillyWillster 10 points11 points ago

I supervise that type of bounce house/water slide and there is a reason i tell everyone...ONE AT A GOD DAMN TIME ON THE STAIRS

[–]KamikazeJim 7 points8 points ago

So as someone who sets up and runs these things for a living, it struck me that whoever was supervising that thing let 5 people try to go up it at a time. That's a major injury just waiting to happen.

[–]bradleyg5 32 points33 points ago

In her defence inflatable ladders are pretty much bullshit, surprised she got as high as she did.

[–]redmeanshelp 8 points9 points ago

They're not made for adult feet; takes a special technique to stay on them, even when it's dry, which this was not.

[–]PandaK00sh 1 point2 points ago

They're not made for 300+ lb people; takes a special technique to stay on them, even when it's dry, which this was not.

FTFY

[–]I_DELETE_PEOPLE 29 points30 points ago

Nice try fat mom's husband

[–]UnexpectedSchism 3 points4 points ago

Only if you weigh too much for them. This was a slide for kids.

[–]hardshocker 1 point2 points ago

in the kids defense, she really shouldn't have been on the slide in the first place.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 68 points69 points ago

My reaction:

Please fall and take them all with you, please fall and take them all with you, please fall and take them all with you, please fall and take them all with you, YES! HAHA!

[–]IDlOT 30 points31 points ago

BUSINESS

[–]flounder19 14 points15 points ago

[–]fireman007 6 points7 points ago

I have to know what she saw at the top .

[–]blinkarchon 4 points5 points ago

She probably saw a carrot or something healthy.

[–]wbeavis 10 points11 points ago

Is she wearing a dress?

[–]twistedraisin 20 points21 points ago

No, not a real green dress. That's cruel.

[–]blinkarchon 2 points3 points ago

No, not a real fur coat either. That's also cruel.

[–]derp_johnson 23 points24 points ago

DAT ASS

[–]Magrathea1152 41 points42 points ago

[–]StickiestFingers 8 points9 points ago

M-M-M-MOMMA KILL

[–]Apocolypse007 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I hope that aimbotter killed himself after submitting that video.

[–]Kdansky1 8 points9 points ago

Note that he is playing solo with Bots. But then again, you'd need to know that "Cathode" is the name of a bot.

[–]dafragsta 2 points3 points ago

It needs a floaty 400 800 1000 1-up gif.

[–]Biggrodd 4 points5 points ago

She touched the butt... And shit got real! She should have learnt from Nemo!

[–]dontrememberanything 9 points10 points ago

ouch! that would've been like getting hit by a cannon ball

[–]HomoSavior 8 points9 points ago

That's a natural disaster if I've ever seen one. I'm calling FEMA.

[–]heyzuess 3 points4 points ago

there was a black person involved - FEMA wont turn up for 2 or 3 weeks minimum.

[–]N4N4KI 3 points4 points ago

Did anybody else hear a xylophone play as she slid down?

[–]iusethisforanon 7 points8 points ago

This reminds me of that scene in Hook when that fat black kid rolls down the bridge and hits everyone on the way down.

P.s. BANGARANG!

[–]hippostiptoes 1 point2 points ago

yeah, when he rolls himself into a creepy little ball

[–]laa916 4 points5 points ago

With things like this, I always immediately feel the humiliation and shame that must have been felt. Right in the humanity....

[–]hbhbhb 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to see this in reverse

[–]marissaroni 2 points3 points ago

as a larger lady, that's how I feel at any water park ever.

[–]HelpMeLoseMyFat 2 points3 points ago

Awww poor thing took a tubby-tumble

[–]blahblahblahandsoon 4 points5 points ago

[–]TheContrarian2 2 points3 points ago

Kind of like a landslide, only it's an assslide.

[–]jlee2054 1 point2 points ago

Never forget.

[–]I_DELETE_PEOPLE 3 points4 points ago

9 11 (pounds)

[–]MrPrestige 1 point2 points ago

STEEEEEERRRIKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[–]drivesleepless 1 point2 points ago

Those rungs are made out of wood wrapped in plastic. Ouch.

[–]ArchangelPT 1 point2 points ago

What a catasstrophe!

[–]Ranchoaquavaq 1 point2 points ago

Do a barrel roll!

[–]Lawrendene 1 point2 points ago

"Oh man! This is going to be the best slide ev... Mother of God."

[–]llendo 1 point2 points ago

Did not see this coming...

[–]ClothTiger 1 point2 points ago

Whale tries the water slide

FTFY

[–]Not_Homeless 1 point2 points ago

Tyler Perry in Madea Slips and Slides

[–]phenomite1 1 point2 points ago

At least she didn't actually fall backwards...you'd have some broken necks.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 1 point2 points ago

That girls face at the end, "GOOD GOD!"

[–]SpanishChick 1 point2 points ago

LOL

[–]Andythefan 1 point2 points ago

I could have sworn I could heard the sound as she pummeled them like bowling pins. GIFs have sound right??????

[–]GentlemanPlusScholar 1 point2 points ago

Wow. And to think, Isaac was locked up in the basement and missed all of this.

[–]HiImTed 1 point2 points ago

anyone else imagine the sound of a bowling ball hitting pins as they watch this?

[–]Solobear 0 points1 point ago

Fat people bother me when they do shit they can't handle.

[–]InfiniteLiveZ 1 point2 points ago

Lol, fat people.

[–]Herbivores 1 point2 points ago

fat people....

[–]donkeyrocket 1 point2 points ago

The t-shirts in the pool bring me back to my childhood of meth labs and Hurricane Harbor in Missouri.

[–]lewzerkid 1 point2 points ago

Boy, that de-escalated quickly.

[–]Para_Salin 1 point2 points ago

"Yo momma so fat, she pulled catapults to Minas Tirith"

[–]avam3 1 point2 points ago

What a bitch poking her butt.

[–]diesel828 1 point2 points ago

Your mom is so fat

[–]Deadneck89 1 point2 points ago

*Precious tries the waterslide

[–]asimovfan1 1 point2 points ago

That's no mom...

[–]TeCuervo 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bohica69 1 point2 points ago

Why is it that fat slobs have no shame and are perfectly content to put themselves into situations that demonstrate how sloppy, delusional and comical they are?

[–]pox_ 4 points5 points ago

'Merica.

[–]punster_mc_punstein 4 points5 points ago

Well I saw that coming a mile away.

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 14 points15 points ago

That beast has no business on that water slide.

[–]Jaggleberry 3 points4 points ago

It would be hilarious if she did that fall on purpose, just to fuck with the kids harassing her from behind.

[–]alphaboo 2 points3 points ago

I would have been tempted: "Hang on, you little snot, I'm going as fast as I can. Seriously, kid, get your hand off my ass. Wait your damn turn. The slide will still be there five seconds from now. Again with the ass pushing, really? Okay, then, suit yourself: Geronimo!"

[–]Lurkerphile 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass!

[–]gfunk363 0 points1 point ago

Its funny cuz shes fat

[–]BiBoFieTo 1 point2 points ago

For a second I thought this was the new Katamari Damacy game!

[–]Brain-Fartz 1 point2 points ago

In her previous life she was a bowling ball.

[–]qazz42 1 point2 points ago

That poor whale was just trying to return to her natural habitat.

[–]thrownaway21 1 point2 points ago

its funny cause she fat

[–]xSkyy 0 points1 point ago

Look out below!!

[–]njisbored 0 points1 point ago

I could watch that all day.

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

And that is what life is like...

[–]xiandrii 0 points1 point ago

Strike!

[–]capchaos 0 points1 point ago

Any post that has the words "mom" & "water slide" in it's title should be worthy of a nsfw tag.

[–]kw123 0 points1 point ago

OMG

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

[obligatory yo-momma joke here]

[–]bepanthen 0 points1 point ago

it was an avalanche of children

[–]jellytime 0 points1 point ago

It's super effective.

[–]SkullsXXL 0 points1 point ago

They are all crippled now

[–]Vulturas 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely... one of the kids climbing is wearing his shirt...

[–]BuyOneGetOneFree_JR 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]kingnutter 0 points1 point ago

Chavalanche.

[–]Winnend 0 points1 point ago

TRIPLE KILL! OVERKILL!!

[–]syncmaster1100p 0 points1 point ago

Yo momma's so fat...

[–]THyoungC 0 points1 point ago

And down goes Frazier!

[–]Cubitt 0 points1 point ago

Why'd the girl keep touching her arse?

[–]MJZMan 2 points3 points ago

Typical impatient little bastard would be my guess.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Am I going to hell for laughing at that?

[–]Theamazingclaire 0 points1 point ago

Laughed every time this is my new favourite gif.

[–]nihunter 0 points1 point ago

That's so sad.

[–]sisypheanblithe 0 points1 point ago

Obesity is not a laughing matter.

[–]gellnerma 0 points1 point ago

Well at least she still got to enjoy the slide. Except backwards. And mowing down children in her path.

[–]Schist_Out_Of_Luck 0 points1 point ago

As a SCUBA diver who has learned not to wait for boarding directly below the boat ladder, this made me cringe.

[–]Evil_Yoshi 0 points1 point ago

Man the harpoons!

[–]hasting316 0 points1 point ago

[–]zombie_soul_crusher 1 point2 points ago

or this. Sorry about quality

[–]happyklam 0 points1 point ago

is she wearing a dress suit?

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly, this clip doesn't work that well when listening to the indiana jones theme song. I was quite disappointed by that.

[–]MmmOnions 0 points1 point ago

Weirdest boner...

[–]TheyKeepOnRising 0 points1 point ago

'Merica

[–]rottenseed 0 points1 point ago

UP GUNTA! UP!

[–]Weemz 0 points1 point ago

[–]ju11ce 0 points1 point ago

[–]cj_002 0 points1 point ago

STRIKE!!!!

[–]mle94322 0 points1 point ago

Kids have to learn somehow.

[–]mgm666 0 points1 point ago

Ms.Grape! Think about how Gilbert and Arnie would feel!

[–]borisvonboris 0 points1 point ago

Mom tries the waterslide by using this one weird trick click here to find out more

[–]noahsyc1 0 points1 point ago

I'll add an up vote to the previous 1991 to give the year of my birth in up votes!

[–]matadora79 0 points1 point ago

RIP Innocent Children

[–]SeanNam 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was watching Animal Planet.

[–]kylemite 0 points1 point ago

Too bottom heavy

[–]AstheRushComes 0 points1 point ago

i was waiting for it and waiting for it

then it happened and didn't disappoint!

[–]5yearoldquestions 0 points1 point ago

[–]jevmorgan 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean "Mom tries the ladder slide."