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[–]crwcomposer 21 points22 points ago

What I look like

or

How I look

but not

How I look like

[–]ORYG1N 5 points6 points ago

God dammit, thank you. I keep seeing this shit too. Everyone fucking saying "How I look like" sounding like a jackass. Bugs the shit outta me too.

[–]johnny_appletits 4 points5 points ago

That got you more than "when my mom walks on me"?

[–]crwcomposer 4 points5 points ago

I'm not here to judge his fetishes.

[–]ilyafancypants 6 points7 points ago

"eating" ...righttttttt

[–]mackelnuts 2 points3 points ago

You were masturbating and you know it.

[–]barnzwallace 6 points7 points ago

I think I'd be a little more shocked if my mom walked on me when I was eating, regardless of the time

[–]mmmhmmhim 0 points1 point ago

I'd be freaked the fuck out. How on earth did YOU get a key etc etc.

[–]Lyianx 1 point2 points ago

Your mom walks ON you at 1am? Are you a floor mat or a rug or something?

[–]doooogz 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck is your mom walking on you at 1AM? My mom knows I'll back hand a bitch if she were to walk on me:

A) While I'm eating B) Past midnight.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

But if it's before midnight, and you're not eating, she can walk all over you?

[–]doooogz 1 point2 points ago

She's my mom bro, she popped me outta her vag after 12 hours of effort, of course.

[–]Scipion 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD I HAVE CHOWN THROUGH TIME

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

right, "eating"

we believe ya brotha

[–]markth_wi 1 point2 points ago

Lol is that what we're calling it now, "Eating" - sure that's how I react when I see people "eating" too.

[–]toshmaytol 1 point2 points ago

I love sticking parts of my body through bread! Tongue, fingers, face. It's the best.

EDIT: Also, my penis. I put that through bread too.

[–]cadet999 0 points1 point ago

Thank god, i thought i was the only one.

[–]KyleMC 1 point2 points ago

Someone told me about "breading" a while back...I couldn't believe it was actually a thing http://www.breadedcats.com/

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

Cat looks like Breadfriend

[–]Chaoslab 0 points1 point ago

Reverse GIF

Poor cat btw, does not look very impressed at all.

[–]drawingdead0 -1 points0 points ago

You eat very strangely