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[–]caboose1234 62 points63 points ago

"The humans have left a weapon unattended. This may be my one chance."

[–]luke95836 6 points7 points ago

How does that not scare the living shit out of him and drop it?!

[–]vash4884 5 points6 points ago

You'd be surprised how adventurous wiener dogs are.

[–]Sharpedgs 5 points6 points ago

They were originally bred to chase badgers down their holes, weren't they?

[–]vash4884 3 points4 points ago

Yes. My mother has one and it kills rats, mice, and pack rats.

[–]louky -1 points0 points ago

"twist that whistle pig right out his hole."

[–]missyprez99 38 points39 points ago

This was on AFV back in the day wasn't it?

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[–]cirillios 18 points19 points ago

A few is quite a modest statement.

[–]ThisKillsThePenis 5 points6 points ago

This gif is as old and worn out as your mom's vagina.

[–]duey_rando 7 points8 points ago

[–]duey_rando 0 points1 point ago

Hotdog being thrown down a new york street.....

[–]roar88013 6 points7 points ago

Yep.

[–]phishf00d 27 points28 points ago

99.99% of dogs sit in the bath hiding from fireworks...and then there's YOU!

[–]ReadySetJoe 18 points19 points ago

I love dogs for the plain and simple reason that they're awesome.

[–]iZef 11 points12 points ago

I SHALL SAVE YOU! You're welc-OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[–]insomniac_Goku 16 points17 points ago

"Master was not pleased when I played fetch today. He ran away from me like a little bitch."

[–]jennehjenneh 16 points17 points ago

funny video but posted sooooo many times already

[–]Prosopagnosiape 6 points7 points ago

If i haven't seen it it's new to me!

[–]Basbhat 7 points8 points ago

my favorite part is how everytime the candle goes off the dog gets pushed a little in one direction

[–]I_make_it_awkward 14 points15 points ago

it's funny because weiner

[–]DXvegas 6 points7 points ago

Well thanks for making things awkwa- ohhhh

[–]bumzo 4 points5 points ago

A million times

[–]justwatchntv 1 point2 points ago

Repost from AFV...

[–]That_Tall_Guy 1 point2 points ago

This is older than the internet itself.

[–]SirFadakar 3 points4 points ago

I laughed so hard I shit yourself.

[–]will767676 1 point2 points ago

Second Gif I've seen today that was originally on AFV..come on guys...

[–]trolltamer5 1 point2 points ago

Cute win Fail

[–]spaceman89 1 point2 points ago

Boy, only been on the internet 25 years 'n this is new...

[–]heathengray 1 point2 points ago

And that's why you keep your pets on a leash or locked indoors when fireworks are going off.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 2 points3 points ago

I have probably watched this 250 times. Never gets old

[–]blackmuel 1 point2 points ago

BOOM STICK!

[–]Scorpion8754 1 point2 points ago

The one time someone follows the instructions and doesn't hold the candle this happens

[–]BabyRaperMcMethLab 0 points1 point ago

Now it's time for CUTE WIN FAIL the show where three videos compete to become the most EPIC.

[–]BlessYourFaces 0 points1 point ago

In corner of video. CWF = CUTE WIN FAIL, on YouTube. It's pretty funny too

[–]BeltedYapper 0 points1 point ago

Toby turner, the biggest sellout on YouTube to ever exist.

[–]OhLookItsHim 0 points1 point ago

For everyone who doesn't know, this particular clip is from Cute Win Fail, as you can see from the water mark.

[–]Ironicability 0 points1 point ago

Cute; Win; Fail! Got to love Tobuscus!!

[–]joephus420 0 points1 point ago

And that's why you hols those in your hand and NOT in the ground. Who the hell taught that kid to play with fireworks?

[–]loevenzaan 0 points1 point ago

when will we quit beating this dead horse, er wienie ?

[–]DeathAngel505 0 points1 point ago

Not a single fuck was given.

[–]ZeroDivided714 0 points1 point ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it.

[–]vinnagel 0 points1 point ago

haha

[–]etcetera101 0 points1 point ago

One of the best dog posts I've seen. Have an upvote

[–]CrumpetMuncher 0 points1 point ago

Quite possibly one of the oldest videos on the net. But still funny.

[–]shandid 0 points1 point ago

Troll dog

[–]Cayrano -1 points0 points ago

Fire ze missiles!

[–]ostermei -2 points-1 points ago

[–]RileyKamikaze -3 points-2 points ago

I just laughed so hard I shook the bed and woke my partner up lol

[–]gibstergg -1 points0 points ago

Cool story bro.

[–]Pissfisting -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping the dog would have just exploded.

[–]G48t5 -2 points-1 points ago

Haha! When i saw this, I almost pissed my pants! xD!! FUNNY AS HELL! I have a weiner dog... he would totally do that! XD it hurts to laugh