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[–]barnfry 2 points3 points ago

When I get home I'm gluing a steering wheel to my wall. Technology will figure out what to do with it.

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[–]Dresden0910 0 points1 point ago

And only... what? And only... here's your own spaceship? And only... here's a million dollars?

[–]Aldog44 0 points1 point ago

This gives me so much hope for the future- sure, some people say time travel isn't possible

[–]felix_die_katze 0 points1 point ago

It even has a giant wheel for when you want to pretend to be a boat captain?! I got to get me one of those. Call me Captain Ahab.

[–]pagemaster017[S] 0 points1 point ago

Plot a direct course for Google, captain

[–]mimicthefrench 0 points1 point ago

I love looking back at futuristic predictions and seeing how close or far they were from reality. This is one of the few where the reality was actually way cooler than what was predicted.

[–]Faloopa 0 points1 point ago

Da fuq does the double steering wheel do?

[–]rakkar16 0 points1 point ago

Well, they got the keyboard correct, it even has something that looks like a numpad.

Also, if you want to, you can still program in Fortran on modern computers.