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Just looking at this photo causes me physical pain. NSFL. (imgur.com)

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[–]johnny_come_lately99 85 points86 points ago

I think his girlfriend is an ATM.

[–]xIcarusx 3 points4 points ago

transaction declined.

[–]paulleparik 36 points37 points ago

This is what flat Stanley's dick looks like.

[–]HyperionsChaos 25 points26 points ago

Try that on your balls, I dare you.

[–]FredL2 2 points3 points ago

You motherfucker.

[–]Alpha45 27 points28 points ago

There are approximately zero practical applications for this technology.

[–]wondrous 10 points11 points ago

Approximately being the key word. Give it time

[–]AnticScarab3 0 points1 point ago

You mean vice grips?

[–]because_im_boring 1 point2 points ago

yes. they are completely worthless

[–]Diesel1425 17 points18 points ago

Mammogram for guys?

[–]underdog12 5 points6 points ago

I think you mean mannogram.

[–]twohoundtown 0 points1 point ago

slam a machine on your tits flattening them=science, for your health.

flattening a dick, extreme torture, guy is obviously insane.

[–]flamingflamingos 10 points11 points ago

I was happier believing he had only smushed his dick up against one piece of glass.. and then I saw the other one

[–]mamajamerson 10 points11 points ago

That is just brutal! I was perfectly happy not knowing that was a thing.

[–]Fagikarp 9 points10 points ago

I can't stop looking, I have to but I CAN'T

[–]Strudol 10 points11 points ago

i seriously wonder if the thought ever crossed his mind "This is a horrible fucking idea"

[–]Smackarn 6 points7 points ago

This is the kind of person that is so fucked that he do not care for what happens. It is like the horrendous body mutilation people that chop their dicks off.

[–]mooses_ear 3 points4 points ago

I'll look for a source later, but this man was extremely scientific about this whole thing. It's insane how much he knew about it.

EDIT: Found it here. Look at comment 30 by Albin.

[–]drphilwasright 0 points1 point ago

I found the original blog from the guy who did it. Its full of nothing but cock and ball torture pictures. I found it a long time ago, but I think I may have posted it to reddit at some point, so it should be in my history

[–]Jon76 6 points7 points ago

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[–]lemon_eater 0 points1 point ago

foe science

[–]atalkingcow 11 points12 points ago

Every time I see this, I just kind of wish there was a video of the process.

[–]Chainbrain 5 points6 points ago

I hate my life now.

[–]awesomeman91 3 points4 points ago

I want to believe this is fake every time I see this. No hold on, I need to believe this is fake!

[–]Smackarn 0 points1 point ago

It is not fake.

[–]awesomeman91 4 points5 points ago

I only wanted to believe my friend, only wanted to believe :'(

[–]Tapeworms 3 points4 points ago

He could probably slide his dick into his car's cd player.

[–]PornStarJesus 4 points5 points ago

Wrong Thread

[–]windy444 5 points6 points ago

The 2D dick.

[–]Calber4 2 points3 points ago

This makes me realize how small of spaces we could squeeze into if we didn't have all these stupid bones.

[–]Metzger90 7 points8 points ago

I really don't think this would hurt. Dicks aren't that sensitive.

[–]sohipocritical 4 points5 points ago

This was on spacedicks a couple months ago.. first picture i ever saw when i first went there,,,,, Never ever going back

[–]XscreaminggummybearX 1 point2 points ago

...Why?...

[–]SystemDump 1 point2 points ago

Click I immediately regret this decision!!

[–]Marcalogy 1 point2 points ago

I hate you RES...

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

Meet my friend, Cockmeat sandwich.

[–]Iamdarb 1 point2 points ago

This kills the dick.

[–]cunt_eatwood 1 point2 points ago

And THAT is why women don't like mammograms!

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to find the rest of the photos. He ends up cutting his penis off.

[–]Scruge 2 points3 points ago

WHY

[–]SirBenjamin 2 points3 points ago

I don't know http://i.imgur.com/X2isz.gif

[–]Redditron-2000-4 2 points3 points ago

This is what I saw the first and only time I went to /r/spacedicks

Leave this shit there please.

[–]Lexiclown 1 point2 points ago

This kills the penis.

[–]Omnamah 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like "Hey, he's only holding a picture of his dick against his balls."

[–]soulyreaper 0 points1 point ago

thats enough internet for one night

[–]thetrannymonster 0 points1 point ago

This works?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FRIED CRISPY BALLSKINS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[–]enjoysuon 0 points1 point ago

What has the world commeeeeee to

[–]Jacksonhighlander 0 points1 point ago

Is he trying to make a fan out of it or something?

[–]Michael_Lightning 0 points1 point ago

this was on /r/spacedicks a long time ago

[–]JusticeBlood 0 points1 point ago

It causes me pain because I see this repost for a millions time

[–]Autumnsprings -1 points0 points ago

your grammar (lack thereof?) causes me pain...

[–]unr3a1r00t 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, why?

[–]QuadsNotBlades 0 points1 point ago

I just don't even get why people love torturing their genitals this much. A little slap n' tickle, yeah, but that?!

[–]Golemfrost 0 points1 point ago

I find it hard understanding what kind of gratification one would get out of this?

[–]crewl227 0 points1 point ago

Now he can even have sex with CD player..

[–]Lexiclown 0 points1 point ago

Not Safe For Libido

[–]newtonsapple 0 points1 point ago

This would be much better suited for r/spacedicks .

[–]ninjagrover 0 points1 point ago

What about the one where a guy is suspended upside down by his balls. Brr

[–]suckafree2k12 0 points1 point ago

sooo when he gets erect or has to piss does reinflate....nevermind.

[–]mrchicano209 0 points1 point ago

This might do great in /r/spacedicks but I think it has been posted there before.

[–]FredL2 0 points1 point ago

Wrong subreddit: not enough space for dick.

[–]mrchicano209 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]quadrofolio 0 points1 point ago

He didn't have a big dick to start with but this can't be good for it ....

[–]lucidlemming 0 points1 point ago

God. Fucking idiot.

[–]xIcarusx 0 points1 point ago

I refuse to accept this is real

[–]NomadBulldog 0 points1 point ago

... ... ... ... o_o ... ... WHY!?

[–]frogbox 0 points1 point ago

This kills the erection.

[–]poopsackwilliams -1 points0 points ago

WHY. WHY?!! WHY?! WHY?! MY GOD WHY?! No. No! NO!!

[–]Uncanny_Nipple_Spray -1 points0 points ago

Yes! Finally some paper mario porn!

[–]cheesefalcon -3 points-2 points ago

To everyone here! This is an OLD repost from r/spacedicks. I went there once during the reddit hype. This is the second picture I saw. I don't care that this is reposted. I'm only upset that it is in r/wtf and not r/spacedicks.

Last rule of r/wtf: "Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks/"

[–]sniff3000 -3 points-2 points ago

isn't the penis sponge like anyway? should go right back into shape...

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