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[–]r4nge 94 points95 points ago

Fighting level: CHOREOGRAPHY

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

Hey, it takes a high level of skill to get your opponent to throw himself on the ground while you do flips around his head. Show some respect!

[–]AdaAstra 2 points3 points ago

Or break their neck.....

[–]TheStatusBro 44 points45 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Hurricanrana 2coms 8pts 4dys pics
Da,holy,Fuq ?? 32coms 90pts 5dys WTF
Ouch 0coms -5pts 6dys gifs
Damn! 163coms 990pts 6dys gifs
impressive 16coms 216pts 27dys gifs
Oh you know, the usual. Spinning jumping and kicking and shit 0coms -5pts 27dys gifs
Do NOT mug girls in Vietnam 0coms -4pts 1mo gifs
Attempting to win an argument against your wife 4coms 17pts 1mo gifs
FINISH HIM 2coms 5pts 1mo gifs
A badass demonstration. 29coms 239pts 1mo gif
epic ninja? 7coms 26pts 2mos pics
How i feel arguing with my girlfriend (Xpost from gifs) 275coms 1221pts 2mos funny
She fucked you like a bitch dude. 250coms 1058pts 2mos gifs
If more girls were like this one...there would be a lot less sexual assaults in this world... 9coms 13pts 1mo funny
Can't touch this 1com 13pts 2mos GifSound

source: karmadecay

[–]CharlieBoi -1 points0 points ago

OP thought he nailed it with this gif, instead karmadecay went Sandusky Shark on his ass

[–]Verdris 50 points51 points ago

Repost level: DAMN!

[–]Finkster 9 points10 points ago

Title Level: LAZY!

[–]Verdris 1 point2 points ago

Reply level: SIMILAR!

[–]ThisIsNotMyGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Karm train level: LACKLUSTER

[–]Snarwhal 16 points17 points ago

Why the hell is this on r/funny? Just curious...

[–]HaloMediaz 12 points13 points ago

Most things posted on here are not funny.

[–]JakeCameraAction 1 point2 points ago

We really need r/reddit.com back.

[–]eagleapex 0 points1 point ago

I would subscribe to /r/generallyInterestingStuff if it existed

[–]Kitsunami 0 points1 point ago

Maybe what we need is some kind of r/cool (yes, I am sure this probably already exists. Not the point). Just a default subreddit so that it gets much of the same attention as the other major subreddits like r/funny that can be for sharing miscellaneous shit that's worth sharing.

[–]CrotchPotato 0 points1 point ago

History of reposts dictates that /r/funny gets the most upvotes for this particular post out of all the subreddits.

[–]Snarwhal 0 points1 point ago

It would get more upvotes in r/gifs

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

Little girl kicking kinda bigger guy's ass? I don't find it funny, but I assume that's what's intended as funny here.

[–]scootah 10 points11 points ago

Jujitsu schools will often teach that kind of flying scissor transition as part of training / demonstration work. In my experience they always specify that it's not part of self defense - just demonstration stuff. Normally it's done to get a scissor lock around the chest/hips for take down or an arm bar for submission. Using it to apply a choke is asking for a training injury.

The over complicated multiple rotations in the transition are either showing off for the demonstration, or trying to increase momentum to apply additional take down force to a larger opponent. The guy being thrown assists with the throw (he flicks himself into the fall, both to reduce strain on his neck and to make it look cooler for the demonstration).

The funnest thing about helping kids classes is demonstration sets where a larger instructor cooperates with the kids to make throws look SUPER cool for demos. If the kids in your class aren't that acrobatic - a tomoe nage (a judo circle throw) looks super cool when a kid throws a cooperative adult.

[–]Toastar_888 6 points7 points ago

Yeah I don't know anything about that kung-fu stuff, But when my 2 year old nephews loved when the punched me and I flew back like 4 feet.

[–]AmpleReason 1 point2 points ago

It's all fun and games until someone gets punched in the nuts.

[–]flamingiceriver 2 points3 points ago

Reposted like five time since I have been on eesdit.

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[–]theyseemetrollin101 1 point2 points ago

and spun her around... then did a roll

[–]Punkslap 1 point2 points ago

Shoulder check her when she jumps she goes flying, never go off both feet in a fight. Just my opinion.

[–]Ologn 1 point2 points ago

Even if this was real and possible, it wouldn't do you a whole lot of good.

The woman is -face down- and has no real control of the man's body or arm. The man just has to sit up and he has the girl's back (IE the worse position to be in.)

No matter how many flips the girl does a fall of 2 feet onto his back isn't going to knock the guy out.

[–]UnapologeticMonster 0 points1 point ago

Are you Tito Ortiz?

[–]mjw95k 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else reminded of Oni by this?

[–]Levistico 1 point2 points ago

I am so tired of this getting re-posted every other day.

[–]Narwhaffle 1 point2 points ago

Does that remind anyone else of the Black Widdow from Avengers?

[–]Releasethedreadknot 0 points1 point ago

Didn't Sylvester Stallone do that move in his fight with Steve Austin in The Expendables?

[–]nsc07d 0 points1 point ago

Honestly... regardless of how much I hated my opponent... if this move was done on me I would simply walk over, shake his/her hand, and congratulate them on winning.

[–]Hatglicer 0 points1 point ago

Can't help but think 'Tekken' every time I see this.

[–]derive 0 points1 point ago

you are that kind of person who loves wrestling, arent you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Handstand level: DAMN!

[–]Toeripper 0 points1 point ago

Down, down,foward, back, square, triangle, forward forward

[–]tentwentyseven 0 points1 point ago

Vovinam, Vietnamese martial arts. The Black Widow's takedowns in iron Man 2 borrowed some of this style's flying scissors.

[–]cowboyjosh2010 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny.

[–]svengalus 0 points1 point ago

While cool, this isn't fighting.

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point ago

yeah, he is lifting her up....

[–]your___a___towel 0 points1 point ago

I watched this so many times and I still don't know what the fuck happened

[–]Diesel1425 0 points1 point ago

Mexican wrestler training

[–]LeifEriksonisawesome 1 point2 points ago

Demonstration

I am pretty sure men and women are separated in official fights. I may be wrong. Sorry if I am.

[–]PopeVsJesus 2 points3 points ago

It's choreographed, they're just putting on a demonstration.

[–]LeifEriksonisawesome 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I knew it, just wasn't 100% positive.

[–]Tumblebumble 0 points1 point ago

where is this from?

[–]holladoub 0 points1 point ago

WWE super star

[–]Derpybro 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit, that is impressive, back when I did Karate, the higher ranks did this shit, well, not that, but the whole jump spinning flip crap, yeah... I didn't get very far, then got into MMA and realized all that spinning crap isn't necessary, and has just as much potential to get your ass kicked as to kick their ass, unless you're fighting someone similarly trained.

[–]asdfasdfvful 0 points1 point ago

[–]MrWhiskeyPanda 0 points1 point ago

That escalated quickly

[–]danzor9755 0 points1 point ago

Fighting Level: Cammy White

[–]Slylock -3 points-2 points ago

I want her inside of me.

[–]2Rare2Kill 7 points8 points ago

She could probably impale you on her fist. Does that count?

[–]Slylock -1 points0 points ago

Would she give me the choice?

[–]2Rare2Kill 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like you'd consent, so does it matter?

[–]Dunkshot32 -3 points-2 points ago

Don't fuck with asian girls... just trust me on this one.