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[–]mspigy 22 points23 points ago

I never check my messages anymore. Fuck that.

[–]new-socks 35 points36 points ago

No, FUCK YOU!!!

[–]injekted 12 points13 points ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]new-socks 8 points9 points ago

Well you know me... I can be a fucking asshole sometimes but if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

[–]Dr_Fetus 6 points7 points ago

xoxo :)

[–]Ebynon 3 points4 points ago

It's a shame he's never going to see this.

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for pointing out my failure.

[–]Bmeyers1MIL 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he checked that?

[–]Null_Reference_ 4 points5 points ago

I have made a rule for myself to stop looking at messages after two replies from the same person. If the argument hasn't been sorted out by then it isn't going to be.

If someone cares enough to reply more than twice, the only thing that changes IS THE NUMBER OF WORDS TYPED IN CAPS-LOCKS, the amount of mother fucking profanity, and the number of words italicized for dramatic emphasis.

[–]Alexbo8138 6 points7 points ago

I FUCKING love boobs

[–]ryumast3r 2 points3 points ago

TitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTits

[–]EJR94 0 points1 point ago

I disagree, maybe on the default subreddits but not in the better ones.

[–]imakitty 2 points3 points ago

I think you're a pretty cool guy or gal :D

[–]The_Morbid_Toaster 2 points3 points ago

Check.

[–]The_Morbid_Toaster 0 points1 point ago

Your.

[–]Chakki 0 points1 point ago

I save them up for one delicious evening of pouring over messages.

This was I get some variation, about 10:1 of "dumbass kill yourself" to "yeah i agree"

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]CoffeeTeaMe 3 points4 points ago

If he never checks them anyway, I'm guessing he will just continue to not check them.

[–]Shadowrain2 299 points300 points ago

You spelled 'reposting' wrong.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 205 points206 points ago

Yup.

title comnts points age /r/
Don't do it, Steve! 5coms 2pts 18dys funny
... damnit, Reddit 1com 12pts 22dys funny
No steve! Don't do it! 0coms 2pts 29dys funny
:o 22coms 246pts 5dys fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Why I hate checking orangereds 16coms 196pts 1mo funny
Why I hate checking orangereds 733coms 2041pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]xxxMapLockxxx 77 points78 points ago

I like you embarrass more people please.

[–]Paradiddley 23 points24 points ago

You speaking in bacon?

[–]MuttonTheChops 9 points10 points ago

tssssssss sizzle sizzle pop crackle

[–]billebob2 7 points8 points ago

I don't think the "crackle" would be audible over the "FUUUUCK!" that usually follows the "pop" when I make bacon.

[–]RalarenOTC 4 points5 points ago

;_; i feel you.. i feel you so sososo hard.

[–]billebob2 4 points5 points ago

Kinky

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Don't cook bacon naked.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 3 points4 points ago

Thanks, I try.

[–]Oh_lion-o 2 points3 points ago

Your use of a table and the various stats of each post are a revelation to the pointing out of a repost

[–]Caliga -2 points-1 points ago

kill yourself

[–]twopointsevenone 651 points652 points ago

Kill yourself

[–]thejiujitsupanda 406 points407 points ago

The same top comment from the last repost. Well done.

[–]NotaMethAddict 161 points162 points ago

Ah the TiR method. Very effective.

[–]NotaMethAddictFan 45 points46 points ago

I prefer the NaMA method!

[–]NotaMethAddict 71 points72 points ago

I prefer the NAMBLA method ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]FlyingPasta 47 points48 points ago

You two are the same people aren't you.

Edit: Please stop replying now people ಠ_ಠ

[–]IsSuchAThingPossible 29 points30 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 41 points42 points ago

Nice try, me.

[–]megusta_tortugas 17 points18 points ago

You must be really bored, or a genius. Or both.

[–]TinBryn 12 points13 points ago

Or they really are different people and this is just the hive mind doing what it does best

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points ago

Please stop replying now people

You're not my supervisor!

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

No, but I am your father.

[–]The_Painted_Man 11 points12 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 9 points10 points ago

Come on, me. You're better than this.

[–]The_Painted_Man 12 points13 points ago

We are, aren't you?

[–]Dr_Fetus 10 points11 points ago

Just putting this here for later so I don't forget, me. Remember to buy milk.

[–]NotaMethAddict 16 points17 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 13 points14 points ago

Seriously, me?

[–]Tarpped_in_Reddit 11 points12 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 14 points15 points ago

You're getting a tad bit repetitive, me.

[–]Tarpped_in_Reddit 8 points9 points ago

The price of fame?

[–]FlyingPasta 8 points9 points ago

What the fuck is going on

[–]Ryan55109 2 points3 points ago

The dead horse approach, eh? Won't work on me.

[–]NotaMethAddictFan 10 points11 points ago

I can assure you, we most definitely are not!

I could never aspire to his levels of Redditry.

[–]Possession_Sound 3 points4 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 12 points13 points ago

This is getting old, me.

[–]Possession_Sound 3 points4 points ago

I can assure you, we most definitely are not!

I could never aspire to his levels of Redditry.

[–]Bailsworth 1 point2 points ago

The price of fame?

[–]Taylor_Swifting 4 points5 points ago

Give me a little credit here, would you? If I was samefagging I would do something more tasteful than this. It's not me on both accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 7 points8 points ago

Really, me? Again?

[–]Taylor_Swifting 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, just jumping on the bandwagon.

[leaves]

[–]ThemDangVidyaGames 2 points3 points ago

I prefer the SPEATATM method. Otherwise known as the Someone-Please-Explain-All-These-Acronyms-To-Me method.

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

Huh... That really does look like Marlon Brando...

[–]NotlimTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

I do miss him. He was only doing that for the last week of his posting also.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 8 points9 points ago

This has been a trend today.

EDIT: grammar

[–]littleson912 6 points7 points ago

I think there's been a glitch in the matrix.

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

black cat.

black cat.

[–]LastBearBender 23 points24 points ago

[–]Software_Engineer 34 points35 points ago

FUCK OFF, SHIT SUCKER

[–]urethraFranklin1 19 points20 points ago

because there is no exclamation point, i read this in a clam and certain voice. much like ron burgundy

[–]keysandchange 21 points22 points ago

I had no idea clams sounded like ron burgundy. TIL.

[–]Valek27 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why but the thought of realising a statement was yelling after I have already read it annoying. I prefer caps lock to exclamation marks.

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

Fuck off, shit sucker?

[–]ninjamuffin 0 points1 point ago

Now you have to delete your account

[–]Offensive_Statement 0 points1 point ago

Don't kill yourself. I'll do it for you.

[–]Papasmurph1[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Oh you!

[–]knifeparti 5 points6 points ago

[–]knifeparti 78 points79 points ago

[–]Vaypo 17 points18 points ago

[–]mac1diot 5 points6 points ago

If it makes you feel any better I went to your link upvoted yours and down voted this one.

[–]MIXEDGREENS 4 points5 points ago

I apologize if it was I who sent you that response.

I get a little free with my casual suggestions of suicide.

[–]imafunghi 8 points9 points ago

dude this is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen. I don't care if its even being reposted. I'm laughing so hard my stomach is hurting. thank you!!!

[–]trolloc1 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sheepolution 41 points42 points ago

Okay so if I understand this right:

You saw this picture, somewhere on the internet, and you thought must have thought "Oh wow! Reddit would love this!". But, this pic would only make sense on reddit. So why oh why would you think this hasn't been posted on reddit before?

[–]EnviesNoveltyAccount 39 points40 points ago

I could have done that too, you know

[–]PIemanfire 5 points6 points ago

That's beautiful.

[–]Sheepolution 4 points5 points ago

Haha, that's awesome! Thanks! :D

[–]ohrabbits 2 points3 points ago

More, more!

[–]iBeenie 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite one of your works.

[–]funkbitch 19 points20 points ago

[–]MrMoustachio 6 points7 points ago

Oh you...

[–]baronxs 16 points17 points ago

Scumbag Papasmurph1

Tells Reddit how much he hates posting on Reddit

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

Well to fair, calling Reddit out on anything results on the downvote flood.

Example A!

[–]_angel 0 points1 point ago

If you call people out and are factually accurate you will not be flooded with down votes. In the example you gave, you were incorrect and down voted for being incorrect, not down voted for giving an opinion.

You wrote

No no, haven't you heard? Not agreeing with Reddit's views is considered bad reddiquette now.

in response to

To people downvoting the above comment, he's just making fun of a CNN video that was on reddit recently.

Which had nothing to do with agreeing with Reddit's views. It was an informal post letting people know the comment above it was in reference to something else.

[–]stillbatting1000 14 points15 points ago

While it's not all the time, I'm frequently surprised by the hatred, cruelty, and bullying on Reddit. "I don't agree with that sentiment, allow me to call you all the hurtful things I can think of; right after I call you mother a whore..." I wonder if there's such a thing as a troll over the age of like, 16.

[–]Differently 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, pretty much any time I express an opinion, someone tells me to fuck off. It's a standard response, really. I like to think that the people who say that aren't really responding to you, they're responding to someone that you remind them of. Like maybe they got pushed around by an abusive boss who also, y'know, didn't like Gladiator or has some thoughts about marijuana legalization. So they channel that rage towards the safe target, on the internet.

[–]bonnily 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, had a bit of an argument a few days ago, some guy seemed really offended by my posts. I apologized and it turns out that he wasn't actually angry at me, but at 'people I remind him of'. I guess that happens quite often and it is pointless to argue over that.

[–]AfroKona 5 points6 points ago

Implying age has anything to do with being an asshole to others.

[–]zebula234 2 points3 points ago

It is not so much age as maturity. Sure there are some immature 40 year olds. But there are lot more immature 16 year olds. Don't get all butthurt about it.

[–]AfroKona 2 points3 points ago

The fact that you called me butthurt for reacting to stereotyping shows your immaturity.

[–]zebula234 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I actually read your reply and the one under it together... he was really butthurt. Yours was actually fine.

[–]OnlyHereForTheBeer 34 points35 points ago

Repost or not, I haven't seen it, and I actually sung the tune in my head and burst out laughing at the end.

[–]Zthulu 12 points13 points ago

Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me want to wag my tail. When it comes I want to wail - Mail!

[–]Alexbo8138 5 points6 points ago

We just got a letter

We just got a letter

We just got a letter

I wonder who it's from'

[–]youropinionman420 1 point2 points ago

Haha same here man it was new to me, and I dare say I laughed harder than I have in awhile. Nice name btw, I could use a beer.

[–]desquibnt 7 points8 points ago

Oh look, its this picture again

[–]nickateen 2 points3 points ago

You hate posting because all you can post is reposts. And we hate reposters...

[–]monaiz 2 points3 points ago

boy that [deleted] guy sure gets around...

[–]Nickleforce 10 points11 points ago

Thank god he reposted this. I forgot to save it the last time.

[–]birdsofapheather 10 points11 points ago

Save it so you can repost it again later?

[–]OurNameIsLegion 2 points3 points ago

SO MUCH KARMA!

[–]Badonkers 3 points4 points ago

Hey. You know what?

Have a nice day.

[–]nutmeat 5 points6 points ago

Repost. Kill yourself.

[–]JakeRoc 8 points9 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts -2 points-1 points ago

WHY THEY DOWNVOTE FUNNY PICTURE

[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

because FUCK YOU that's why.

[–]SmartWentCody 4 points5 points ago

Why I hate reposters on Reddit.

[–]Differently 1 point2 points ago

People tell you to kill yourself? I just get told to fuck off. Maybe I'm not doing this right.

[–]doomed_wizard 1 point2 points ago

I always like to yell "YAY HATEMAIL!"

[–]Jpot 1 point2 points ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–]Noooodlies 1 point2 points ago

I haven't been on Reddit long enough to expirience this hell.

[–]Fonjask 0 points1 point ago

kill yourself

[–]Noooodlies 1 point2 points ago

There we go, I'm officially a Redditor.

[–]snoweydude2 1 point2 points ago

DAE notice this is a repost

[–]Drakonisch 1 point2 points ago

[–]coltonrawrr 1 point2 points ago

repost from a couple months ago.. -.-

[–]JC40 1 point2 points ago

ITT complaining about reposts is accepted. I might stay here.

[–]King_of_Nope 1 point2 points ago

Kill yourself

[–]Coziestpigeon2 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]letstouchabear 1 point2 points ago

kill yourself.

[–]Legion299 1 point2 points ago

kill yourself

[–]Zwergie 4 points5 points ago

Original post gets barely any attention

Repost gets over 2,000 upvotes

Typical Reddit

[–]LieutenantShineySide 1 point2 points ago

Re-repost gets 20,000,000 upvotes and it's own show.

[–]Zwergie 1 point2 points ago

and gets to meet Ron Paul

[just circlejerk'd a little bit there, sorry.]

[–]fireysaje 5 points6 points ago

Repost

[–]duchovny 5 points6 points ago

Maybe you should for reposting.

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]stirfried 3 points4 points ago

This repost is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]Kulpo 1 point2 points ago

Repost... again

[–]elloelloello 2 points3 points ago

pig disgusting repost.

[–]ZaphodbBrox 0 points1 point ago

so that's what that thing is...

[–]SirHenryMorgan 0 points1 point ago

I'm always worried about this.

[–]jennajennjenn 0 points1 point ago

first time I laughed all day

[–]texiy 0 points1 point ago

not for nothing, but didn't that guy kill himself?

[–]geekaphobia 0 points1 point ago

posts anyways

[–]willy-shorts 0 points1 point ago

Well, on the other hand, I kinda like Blues Clues. My nephew and I watched this regularly every morning.

[–]CDRnotDVD 0 points1 point ago

What are you people saying that gets that kind of response, and what subreddit are you posting in?? I've never gotten a message like that in 3 years of posting here (although it's going to happen now that I've made this comment).

[–]DoingItRightAmI 0 points1 point ago

Still friendlier than 4chan.

[–]champs1 0 points1 point ago

Snoo's Clues!

[–]poltsi 0 points1 point ago

nigga pls

[–]bajablazer85 0 points1 point ago

I dig it.

[–]yessum 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's because I'm drunk but i just cried laughing at that.

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

I got a PM like that recently. Made me a sad kitty :<

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

I just got a couple of great replies in a row, then there was the typical one, and once again I'm struck with "why even bother"? WTF does ctfuu even mean?

[–]redditors_r_assholes 0 points1 point ago

Yeah man. Redditors are assholes.

[–]Whithetunder 0 points1 point ago

too soon

[–]DebacleRoberts 0 points1 point ago

I like posting, then five minutes later reading an advice animal or summat basically saying "I hate how you just posted.".

If that makes any sense.

[–]loki2113 0 points1 point ago

He may have gotten karma for this post, but he also probably got at least 100 messages saying "kill yourself, Lol I'm so funny."

[–]bonkskie 0 points1 point ago

Thought I was the only one to get those!

[–]nimbletoes 0 points1 point ago

[–]imgodshand 0 points1 point ago

at least you got mail :(

[–]Bmeyers1MIL 0 points1 point ago

Last message I got said "You are unloved, you are all alone and will die alone. You are horrible and should feel horrible" and I copied and pasted it

[–]ccsizzle 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I like to watch my comment karma go down when I shit talk "bronies."

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

I hear that

[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 0 points1 point ago

I genuinely lol'd. I sang the song in my head as I read along.

[–]thefool_onthehill 0 points1 point ago

Every time I get an orangered I'm afraid that I've said something dumb and now the hive mind is calling me out on it.

[–]tron3030 0 points1 point ago

I got cranky at work the other night and ripped into some random poster for driving like an asshole in a video he/she posted titled "am I an asshole for driving like this?" or something to that effect.

I've got 5 replies sitting in my reply box and I'm pretty sure at least two have to do with that post. I'll be happy if it's just "kill yourself."

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point ago

Honestly 90% of my orangereds go something like that.

[–]bvb_amazing 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so much. :)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

I post on reddit all the time and this never happens.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 2 points3 points ago

kill yourself

[–]Rhiannonwolf 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm missing the joke, but didn't this guy actually kill himself a few years ago?

[–]zelmerszoetrop 0 points1 point ago

Probably because of a reddit comment, too.

[–]Offensive_Statement 0 points1 point ago

As a reposter you're already dead inside, so feel free to continue living.

[–]danceswithponiez 0 points1 point ago

Happens all the time :'( someone send me nice letters!

[–]zelmerszoetrop 0 points1 point ago

You are a delightful person, and your future will surely be filled with success.

[–]danceswithponiez 0 points1 point ago

Awww :) <3

[–]xStimorolx 0 points1 point ago

At least you get letters :(

[–]boomer98 0 points1 point ago

You get these messages because you repost

[–]CallumF91 0 points1 point ago

I've never even had a 'kill yourself' email. That makes me a sad redditor.

[–]Lexi_Laura 0 points1 point ago

That's not funny! He shot himself with a shotgun! :(

[–]tallkerry 0 points1 point ago

this post is frickin classic

[–]MegatronXbgol 0 points1 point ago

I'm reposting this, easy karma!

[–]mockidol 1 point2 points ago

Acually he killed himself.

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

that's... not true

[–]mockidol 0 points1 point ago

You're right. I looked it up and it was the original guy on Blues Clues that killed himself. Steve came later.

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know there was a guy before Steve. Then again, I was like 8 at the time.

[–]mockidol 0 points1 point ago

I've done more research now that I'm out of my addict meeting and it appears that was wrong. It was a rumor about Steve and none of the hosts committed suicide. TIL

[–]Sikorias 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeepooooost

[–]SuperHorribleGaming -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[–]wdafxupgaiz -1 points0 points ago

yeah, its funny how i dread seeing the orange mailbox icon. i know its due to my incoherent opinionated babble about some stupid thread that happened and got me in a tizzy.

[–]trex88 -1 points0 points ago

i hope you get lu garicks desease