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[–]delrealdeal 7 points8 points ago

If you came to this thread expecting to hear stories about people that didn't submit anyone on their first day, you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]usefuladjectiveCJJA ||| 16 points17 points ago

While totally true, please dear god let this meme die. ; ;

[–]ilovedonuts 10 points11 points ago

Yes. i'm not a supercontributor here or anyting but i'd rather the image macros and tired memes stay in the more mainstream subreddits.

[–]Hesperus 3 points4 points ago

Especially this one, doesn't require a single ounce of creative thought. Just say something, then put the punch line. Awful.

[–]dsgiv| | Gracie Barra Marcello Garcia > Kron Gracie > Me 3 points4 points ago

So true. I was pretty sure of my self because I knew a few submissions, and I could beat all of my friends whom are bigger and stronger than me that play football. But then I rolled with my instructor the first 2 weeks who is a purple belt that has trained for 7 years...... and he whooped my ass all over the place. Its a great felling to know that you aren't that badass you made your self out to be, because then you can still learn so much.

[–]easily_fooled 3 points4 points ago

The scariest thing when you start to roll is finding out how easily you can get your ass kicked. I'm a white belt but any friends who dont roll I would essentially run through but when you're out at night you never know who you might run into, its really humbling.

[–]Hesperus 3 points4 points ago

Image macros are the worst, and you should feel bad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I actually did, but not really. I was rolling with the main instructor (I guess I was so inexperienced he didn't want to set me loose on the general population) and he let me take his back and then told me step-by-step how to choke him, while he only resisted a little bit. It was probably good for me, overall, just to see what it was like to advance through a few positions.

[–]GlaealMarcelo Motta/Carlos Santos 1 point2 points ago

I caught a guy in a guillotine, but he was just as new as I was. He was the only person I could catch in anything.

I just remember feeling clueless. Our instructor let us roll, and I had no idea what to actually do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My first day will be tuesday (7/17). I fully expect to learn something that I can use defensively to put off the inevitable tapping I will do. I have no illusions about making anyone else tap.

[–]PresidentIke2 Stripe - Carlson Gracie Jr.>Clint Crabtree 0 points1 point ago

Ching chong choppy choppy

[–]Cardinal--ZeroGracie Barra Walsall 0 points1 point ago

i was rolling last week, and kept getting stuck on my back, need to work on the counter and sweeps

[–]derexan 0 points1 point ago

It took me maybe a class at most before I submitted people.

That's because I did american collegiate style wrestling for a year before it, and I was running 6 miles a day. But forget me, let's play devils advocate with someone else.

Lets just say an extremely athletic person shows up, you don't think on his first day he could give an OKAY whitebelt a good roll on the first day? A lot of martial arts/fighting/bjj is conditioning.

[–]timothytandem 0 points1 point ago

New freshmen class coming in August, can't wait ;) We always get a bunch of Tapout wearing guys that come in and think they can beat anyone, then just get worked on the ground.

[–]xMacBethx -1 points0 points ago

I did submit someone my first day, a three stripe blue belt. I guillotined him, he tried telling me that it was illegal. He didn't train there much longer after that.

[–]ciscomd -4 points-3 points ago

I submitted 3 people on my first day. One armbar, one guillotine, and one improvised gi choke that even surprised me when he tapped. All 3 white belts but they were all bigger than me and had been training for 6-9 months. I had read several bjj books and watched mma and bjj almost compulsively for about 5 years before I took a class, and rolling came very naturally to me.

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[–]MajorOuterReapBJJ Revolution Team H-town 1 point2 points ago

We had this new white belt cop at my gym is is probably 6'4" 280 pounds and played lineman at some JUCO a few years ago. I am 5'6" 170.

He was so intent on "winning" that he got very frustrated when he could not even pass my open guard. I kept trying to show the step by stop process on things but he would just kind of halfway do the process and try jump to the end. He quit the gym last week after only a few months with us, but I was hoping he would stay longer so that as a police officer he would have a grappling game to resort to with suspects instead of just demolishing someone with a nightstick.

[–]Cantstandja -1 points0 points ago

I rolled with a much smaller guy on my first time, and I kept just spinning him around and choking him. Then I had to wrestle a 240lb gorilla who would just sit on top of me.