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[–]b2dmizzle 24 points25 points ago

This is page 143. Where are the other 142+ pages of this literary masterpiece?

[–]Xicioni 6 points7 points ago

If that's how you define masterpiece.

[–]D4rkH4wk 8 points9 points ago

The title alone made my day. Thank you, sir.

[–]xKazimirx 1 point2 points ago

THE VAGINA ASS
OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD
By Shawn Wunjo
Pure genius, the title conveys so much, and really gives you an idea of what the book is about, all while not spoiling anything. The book may be a masterpiece, but it is the title that truly shines.

[–]Dekar2401 0 points1 point ago

I fully intend to read past page six, I assure you.

[–]Giant_Robot_Birdhead 2 points3 points ago

This is beautiful.

[–]DisgruntledPorcupine 1 point2 points ago

Knew it was gonna be that before clicking. What I would give for that book in my collection...

[–]Dekar2401 0 points1 point ago

If printing it out and sending it to it wasn't such a hassle, I'd bind it and send it to you.

[–]devtara 14 points15 points ago

[–]D4rkH4wk 3 points4 points ago

This guy deserves an award for not losing it.

[–]plin 10 points11 points ago

This is from Chip Zdarsky. There are a few of them. All bizarre: http://zdarsky.tumblr.com/search/one+page

[–]spoonman12 1 point2 points ago

Where could someone shut the hell up and take my money for this?!

[–]irresistibleforce 6 points7 points ago

Mmmm. Reading about slimy hoohas doesn't do much for my horny-level ಠ_ಠ

[–]holdinicedteas 7 points8 points ago

Scrotie McBoogerballs Part II

[–]Iamducky 3 points4 points ago

Bad luck brian tries the "page 45" thing...

[–]jimmyjam12 2 points3 points ago

Heres my favorite version of this story. - http://audioboo.fm/boos/716528-the-petals-fall-twice-a-love-story

[–]Maritalrelations 2 points3 points ago

Riveting literature. That is what you read.

[–]JungMonet 2 points3 points ago

It's by Canadian Illustrator Chip Zdarsky. I know him. He's funny

[–]LukGeezy 1 point2 points ago

tl:dr He shits on her!

[–]Bbgun88 1 point2 points ago

it slowly got wierder and wierder

[–]OlDirtyBanana 1 point2 points ago

I would buy that book. Somebody please tell me it's an actual book and not just a single page of internet humor.

[–]debiil 1 point2 points ago

This is the most WTF thing, i've read/seen past few months. WTF ?

[–]Chuckaluffagus 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least their both consenting adults. I hope.

[–]septicman 1 point2 points ago

This. This right here. This is what WTF is all about.

[–]TenaciousBe 1 point2 points ago

50 Shades of Brown.

[–]otherwhere 5 points6 points ago

WTF did I just read?

A repost.

[–]ZaneM48 0 points1 point ago

^ I've seen this before

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I found this incredibly easy to masturbate to.

[–]canadian_bacon8522 0 points1 point ago

Wtf!

[–]cofcgrad 0 points1 point ago

That's the good stuff!

[–]DreamzKira 0 points1 point ago

.... Hardly undertsood the whole piece... Dafuq??

[–]kempomaster 0 points1 point ago

you sir just read a repost

[–]joshthehappy 0 points1 point ago

That hurt my head to read, i had to stop before the end.

[–]mirrorsheet 0 points1 point ago

nice repost broski

[–]Giant_Robot_Birdhead 0 points1 point ago

I want this read at my funeral.

[–]overactivebladder 0 points1 point ago

I think Leslie Nielson starred in this one?

[–]Desopilar 0 points1 point ago

I must remember to head butt next time, because all men like that.

[–]hello0oguvna -1 points0 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9dAxXnPFVs bahaha its a dramatic reading of the petals fall twice