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[–]MsFit 289 points290 points ago

Other retail employees can probably attest that manequins get their tops and pants pulled down strangely often. People are weird.

[–]willscy 222 points223 points ago

it's amusing.

[–]dravenfrost 201 points202 points ago

Looks like we've found the culprit.

[–]THE_CENTURION 41 points42 points ago

I've called in the SWAT team on his house.

[–]willscy 87 points88 points ago

hahaha jokes on you suckers! I'm not home!

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

Where are you?

[–]twb2k8 113 points114 points ago

At A clothing store, stripping mannequins, duh

[–]ricecows 18 points19 points ago

Can you be more specific?

[–]Chakki 38 points39 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]IAmThe90s 7 points8 points ago

I also go into Holister and surf wax their surfboards. Oh irony.

[–]marc4207 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]Elxir 5 points6 points ago

Over there

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 4 points5 points ago

SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family.

[–]THE_CENTURION 2 points3 points ago

I understood that reference!

[–]Unit4 34 points35 points ago

When I was in high school, my two best friends walked into a Hollister, which at the time was sporting those pants below the butt, despite having a belt. They walked up to the manequins in the window and pulled up their pants and tightened their belts. They moved so quick the employees hardly had time to turn and look at them awkwardly, so they turned back and defended their action, "What? It's disgusting!"

They left as quickly as they had entered and earned their place as small heroes in the fight against stupid fashion trends ever since.

[–]jofutofu 6 points7 points ago

Pants below the butt? When was this? It sounds ridiculous.

[–]Unit4 1 point2 points ago

Did you miss the period where all the white boys wanted to be gangstas? The term is affectionately called saggin but I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone ever did it. Some kids still do.

[–]shadecrimson 3 points4 points ago

try spelling it backwards

[–]Magdelena21 10 points11 points ago

Mannequins are also made of a very smooth plastic. I often have a hard time getting clothes to say on the mannequins we have at my work.

[–]BeefCheadle 12 points13 points ago

I have witnessed my girlfriend pulling clothes off mannequins to purchase them, not just to see her tits and such

[–]pinkybones 14 points15 points ago

Not just to see her tits and such.

[–]Zearo298 2 points3 points ago

It's just a nice little bonus...

[–]Venjamin 11 points12 points ago

Or this is a shop in NY trying to start the trend, it would be legal to walk around in over there..

[–]pipettes101 8 points9 points ago

showing boobs was always in trend.

[–]Tig-O-Bitties 1 point2 points ago

We are not! Mind your own business.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

I just don't understand the whole "if we put cloths on headless people they'll want to cloths more" part.

[–]ActionsOfHonour 189 points190 points ago

In some parts of Canada, women are allowed to go topless everywhere. It's an extreme rarity to see it though, and NEVER someone you wanted to look at naked.

[–]Catalyst6 146 points147 points ago

Men can walk around shirtless almost everywhere, but they don't either

[–]SmilinBob82 150 points151 points ago

you obviously don't live in Florida and/or California

[–]ItsaSnareDrum 178 points179 points ago

How does one live in Florida and California?

[–]yesmanapple 95 points96 points ago

Flying back and forth a couple times a year?

[–]AndrewCarnage 45 points46 points ago

Yeah, that seems like it would work.

[–]mapkinase 18 points19 points ago

It would work for me. Once.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Were you trying to go back? You know, to the island?

[–]Sterkenburg 23 points24 points ago

Bold, italicized, AND big? Seems like overkill!

[–]ItsaSnareDrum 20 points21 points ago

Woah woah woah, it's just bold and italicized. Don't exaggerate.

EDIT: Whoa

[–]whoa_not_woah 25 points26 points ago

[–]DirtyDirtyPerverts 7 points8 points ago

You're providing a good service, and I commend you.

[–]rockerode 6 points7 points ago

Wait wait wait, where in California does this happen? I'd imagine by beach towns, but otherwise not really. I never see it up here around SF.

Edit: take that back. Sometimes I do obviously, but not with large frequency.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

It's more in the rural valley (100 degrees today...) and parts of the foothills/mountain communities. You know... where the rednecks live.

[–]rockerode 1 point2 points ago

Oh... everyone knows we don't talk about them...

[–]Daman09 2 points3 points ago

The central valley is like your crazy aunt. Sure, she's there, but everyone would be better off if we just pretended she wasn't.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Sacramento fits that definition pretty well. Stockton is the proverbial homicidal uncle that drinks whiskey from the bottle and is always covered in sweat, dust, and grease.

[–]jb0nd38372 1 point2 points ago

Until now I thought that was only a southern thing. I live in the south.

[–]SmilinBob82 1 point2 points ago

Well I live in orlando (45 min from a beach) and not 20 min ago I was in a 7-11 and there were not 1 but 2 shirtless guys buying beer.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Or Hawaii

[–]Catalyst6 1 point2 points ago

Nope, in Michigan, but you don't really see it even when it gets really hot (relatively speaking, our "heat wave" is 90°F) due to modesty.

[–]alienbringer 14 points15 points ago

It is actually perfectly legal to walk around completely nude in San Francisco California. They recently had a debate on whether to require nude people to bring a towel with them. However the nude people protested and had a nude march. Source. BTW i live about 45 mins from frisco.

[–]gravefiltered 5 points6 points ago

Scott Wiener.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

yep yep

[–]TheAverageRedditUser 6 points7 points ago

We have that in Seattle too.

[–]koy5 5 points6 points ago

I really like the one on the left in the orange pants.

[–]NotYourMothersDildo 5 points6 points ago

Ya I think the people not liking what they see are focusing on the dudes and not seeing the three on the left.

[–]Sodfarm 64 points65 points ago

Uh, the only nudity I can see in that picture is nudity I didn't want to see.

[–]Simba7 8 points9 points ago

You obviously aren't looking at rainbow arms. Nice.

[–]Jonny_Watts 11 points12 points ago

I only saw one ugly chick

[–]Krispyz 5 points6 points ago

... I cannot imagine riding a bike naked to be comfortable at all. I'd be cringing the whole time and FUCK POTHOLES.

[–]h0p3less 2 points3 points ago

You have to take the seat off first.

[–]kaiden333 1 point2 points ago

All of Canada

[–]devils0508 1 point2 points ago

It's legal in NYC.

[–]CGrimz7 217 points218 points ago

When I was a kid I got caught by store management reaching up a manikin's shirt to feel the ever so firm manikin tits. This style takes all the fun out of it.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 244 points245 points ago

[–]The_Atomic_Zombie 156 points157 points ago

Hey look it's my more successful brother!

[–]Lydia_Deetz 25 points26 points ago

Not in the upcoming zombie apocalypse he won't be

[–]RandysGirl 70 points71 points ago

Every single time we take my 3-year-old stepbrother to any type of store with a mannequin... He insists he must hug every. Single. One!

[–]stellareddit 69 points70 points ago

Right... "hug"

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

It's just innocent 'rustling'.

[–]anotherlittlepiece 18 points19 points ago

I got the picture of someone trying to lasso a mannequin's breast over a split rail fence and make off with it in the dead of night.

[–]tumbleweed42 8 points9 points ago

I got the picture

...Well? We're waiting.

[–]the_underscore_key 4 points5 points ago

I'd be careful, 62612, he might go for your man titties

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's time to change my identitty again.

[–]timecronus 5 points6 points ago

hug, grope, same thing

[–]ninja_stalker 2 points3 points ago

So THAT'S what's with all the restraining orders!

[–]King_Of_Crotch 4 points5 points ago

Right... "3-year-old stepbrother."

[–]jasmaree 11 points12 points ago

My sister has talked to them and called them her "friends" since she was 4. She's 8 now and still does it. Drives my mom crazy.

[–]zfusfeld 6 points7 points ago

that makes two crazies in the family then.

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[–]jthei 18 points19 points ago

[–]shillbert 2 points3 points ago

Boy... he sure is looking Charles Manson-ish these days.

[–]notajackal 10 points11 points ago

It is spelled "mannequin"

[–]huzzy 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was spelled Manny Quinn.

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[–]Highlighter_Freedom 12 points13 points ago

Manikin: medical model used for education.

Mannequin: clothing model used for sales.

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[–]punkbyte 32 points33 points ago

You mean catch BACK on. Fashion is cyclical. NSFW One NSFW Two NSFW Three

[–]I_I_I_I_am_the_owl 12 points13 points ago

A Peep into Brest with a Navel Review!

...

[–]ArsenicAndRoses 2 points3 points ago

You forgot the Minoans.

[–]homer_3 1 point2 points ago

hahaha, that last one is great!

[–]shitty_drawer 185 points186 points ago

[–]salestax1 19 points20 points ago

Keep drawing!

[–]itsprobablytrue 16 points17 points ago

Can you um.. throw in a few .. tentacles?

[–]shitty_drawer 4 points5 points ago

haha this is great

[–]gigitrix 4 points5 points ago

Oh god you're over a third of the way! DON'T DO IT MAN!!!

[–]RuneOclave 8 points9 points ago

I don't know how that's shitty. It's actually a pretty decent caricature.

[–]SangamonTaylor 1 point2 points ago

He or she is freaking Leonardo DaVinci compared to me (and probably better than the average person). My drawing skills did not progress past stick figures with shirts.

[–]IAmTheOmNom 2 points3 points ago

I like how her knees and elbows are red.

[–]Thalaas 647 points648 points ago

Problem with public nudity? No quality control.

[–]NotSureIfBipolar 470 points471 points ago

I dunno. Could be more healthy than having porn as the #1 source of "how naked people look like"

[–]MadMageMC 167 points168 points ago

I'm willing to accept the unattractive (to me) breasts in exchange for the attractive (to me) breasts. I can always choose not to look at those I don't care to see. Free the nipples - all of them!

[–]HasFuckedYourMom 89 points90 points ago

There's some things you can't un-see young grasshopper. (to me)

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

doesn't matter; will fap.

[–]CaptainCurl 34 points35 points ago

[–]salsa_de_tomate 33 points34 points ago

I was waiting for it to move even though I knew it was a jpg

[–]RandomBassist 1 point2 points ago

I was too. I am disappoint…

[–]asassin91 22 points23 points ago

Your mother. That is all.

[–]Shalaiyn 23 points24 points ago

Not like you've never seen or touched those... Plus, you'd grow up with that being normal.

[–]TheChickenLover 12 points13 points ago

or tasted it.

[–]DeathToPennies 1 point2 points ago

Right. It's definitely chicken you love.

[–]Legio_X 9 points10 points ago

I've seen what the people at Wal-Mart look like with clothes on.

I do not want to ever see what they look like without clothes on. The mental image is bad enough.

[–]skhizm34 1 point2 points ago

Avoid Wal-Mart. Gain titties

[–]AuraofMana 1 point2 points ago

You mean not all girls have 36DD tits that doesn't sag?

[–]Tactful 228 points229 points ago

Countries could pay unattractive people to emigrate to rival countries, in order to divert tourism and lower morale. It'd be like a reverse Cold War of ugly boobs and dicks.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 75 points76 points ago

that's the smartest thing i have ever heard. call the president!

[–]Mrepic37 37 points38 points ago

I agree, but with more grammar!

[–]allineedis42 1 point2 points ago

Ho'w's. thIs?!&?

[–]El_Giganto 17 points18 points ago

But then we'd just have moved all of the ugly ones around, both countries will still have the same amount of ugliness. Unless a bigger country like Germany only does it to Holland and vice-versa. Then Holland would be fucked...

[–]alienbringer 13 points14 points ago

Well it could be some exchange thing. Like Germany will pay Greece's bills if Greece takes in all of Germany's ugly people? Something like that works right?

[–]oracle989 12 points13 points ago

Or the other way, Germany covers Greece's bill, Greece sends Germany the beautiful people.

[–]BatteryKeyChain 26 points27 points ago

Buying and selling people? Isn't that kind of like slavery?

[–]Lies_About_Gender 22 points23 points ago

No. It's only slavery if it includes black people.

[–]El_Giganto 5 points6 points ago

You just fixed the economy. Maybe even get them to buy the beautiful women from Greece...

[–]daschande 9 points10 points ago

Think of the ugly people arms race it would create! Countries would be clamoring for ugly people to reproduce as much as possible so their offspring could be weaponized against our country's enemies.

Ladies, I'm ready to serve my country.

[–]Tactful 27 points28 points ago

The Scandinavians wouldn't be able to stand it; they've had years of hot, unadulterated beauty. Even just seeing a middle-aged man from the north of England would snap them in twain.

[–]El_Giganto 23 points24 points ago

Lol, trust me, they got their fair share of ugly women.

[–]grilledbaby 1 point2 points ago

Or actually... they might instead be not fucked.

[–]too_many_legs 14 points15 points ago

During the cold war, the CIA had giant condoms labeled as "medium" dropped on Russian soil to lower morale. Either that or they planned to do it. I'm on my phone and too lazy to look it up.

[–]Tactful 26 points27 points ago

This sounds legit and I feel no need to check its validity.

[–]rockb8 1 point2 points ago

Stalin asked Churchill for condoms during the occupation of Germany, that's what he delivered.

[–]Fig1024 8 points9 points ago

instead of going with complex emigration hassle, why not just pay for plastic surgery?

Government plastic surgery for everyone!

[–]tagus 7 points8 points ago

I saw a girl today with a shirt that said "Plastic makes perfect!"

[–]Tactful 10 points11 points ago

Wait, that's way too expensive... why not just make everyone ugly?

Just like, round up beautiful people and put them in a camp. "Ugly" up everyone else, that way rival countries can degrade your beauty because everyone is already horrendously unattractive.

Of course, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what we do is we gouge out their eyes! Then hold the eyes! Now we are the beholders!

[–]whatwouldjosedo 6 points7 points ago

"the strong wear weights"

won't that make them stronger?

[–]Bntyhntr 2 points3 points ago

I think you'd have a regular evaluation system that would give you heavier weights if necessary. And if they were smart enough to find a way around that system, they'd have an earpiece thing in anyway so it's an unfortunately good system.

[–]shutupjoey 5 points6 points ago

Don't fuck with Canada.

[–]jokes_on_you 13 points14 points ago

There are lots of places in the US where it is legal for women to go topless. Colorado, Maine, Texas, New York, Hawaii, and Ohio all limit indecent exposure laws to genitals, although some cities have local laws making it illegal.

[–]5kToSelfDestruction 8 points9 points ago

VT too. In VT there are no laws against toplessness, but you may not get service in a store.

[–]PhilxBefore 1 point2 points ago

San Francisco.

[–]iLolo 1 point2 points ago

Bennington College in the summer. Those girls practice their rights...

[–]lojic 5 points6 points ago

In my city/state it's legal for everyone to go entirely nude, so long as you're not trying to do it with the "intent of arousing the sexual desire of the person or another person."

*actual quote from the legislation

[–]lordcorbran 2 points3 points ago

How exactly do they go about policing that?

[–]lojic 3 points4 points ago

Beats the hell out of me, but now I know I can waltz around town nude if needed. :D

[–]pizzabash 1 point2 points ago

so say your dog ate every single pair of clothes you hav, you could go to store naked to buy new clothes since your intent was to buy new clothes and not arouse people. bonus points if an officer stops you, you can ask them well officer am i arousing you?

[–]asstits 44 points45 points ago

And funny smells when it's warm.

[–]Sunkern 6 points7 points ago

Wait, boobs smell funny when they are warm?

[–]ISquaredR 2 points3 points ago

You know how the back of your Popliteal fossa sweats when your leg is folded? Same thing.

[–]IRLpuddles 6 points7 points ago

like a clam bake?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Toplessness is legal in Canada, for all genders.

[–]Procris 20 points21 points ago

probably because it's so damn cold it's not typically a problem?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Actually, this is why.

[–]Procris 11 points12 points ago

That's very cool. My middle school held a day of civil disobedience over dress code differences for boys and girls, but we were only advocating for sleeveless shirts; they couldn't kick half the girls out for violating dress code with our sexy sexy 13 year old shoulders...

[–]SimonLarsen 2 points3 points ago

"Police had acted on a complaint from a mother who was concerned after her young children had seen Jacob walking topless."

Oh god those poor children. I hope they recovered and are able to live a normal life after such a traumatizing event.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 1 point2 points ago

New York as well.

[–]renegadecanuck 1 point2 points ago

Where in Canada? I can't say that I see a lot (or any) women walking around topless here.

[–]NotYourMothersDildo 45 points46 points ago

We're going to need Google glasses with some sort of ugly filter.

[–]moarthenfeeling 59 points60 points ago

SafeLook

[–]BiGEyE-6 32 points33 points ago

it should have functionality so that i am able to go between SafeLook, ModerateLook and SafeLook off. Also maybe some preference filters.

[–]Xavdidtheshadow 12 points13 points ago

See by size?

[–]Epshot 9 points10 points ago

Reddits plan to become invisible.

[–]ISquaredR 2 points3 points ago

And Incognito Mode, so I don't get caught staring.

[–]c_programmer 12 points13 points ago

Like guns, there should be a permit system involved. Except the default is a requirement to conceal.

[–]satisfyreality 5 points6 points ago

The only problem with public acceptance of nudity is that it must also be made acceptable to stare. Cause I'm sure most of us could not help it.

[–]WeNeedToTalkAboutRdt 2 points3 points ago

Too true. No guys should take off their tops unless they have six packs and non-moobs. If standards were higher, every guy should have a least a semi before baring their penises.

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK 41 points42 points ago

I feel like driving through town without crashing is hard enough during the summer. Short shorts plus boobies will result in fatal car wrecks.

[–]LilGriff 30 points31 points ago

Then walk to places. Global warming and US oil dependency SOLVED. You're welcome, world.

[–]FlutterShy- 5 points6 points ago

What about the time management issue?

[–]LilGriff 1 point2 points ago

What's more important? Your time or boobies?

[–]dlove67 4 points5 points ago

AND boobies.

[–]jesstme 15 points16 points ago

Headless women are all the vogue at Sleepy Hollow.

[–]Ashl 5 points6 points ago

It's already caught on with the more trendy tribes in Africa.

[–]thegreatgrapist 5 points6 points ago

Is it weird this is the second time today I've been attracted to a mannequin?

[–]Shitragecomics 9 points10 points ago

No.

[–]aSketcher_uBetcha 16 points17 points ago

"Does this dress make my boobs look big?"

[–]herruhlen 13 points14 points ago

Looks like a sweet party, they've barbarians, bears and booze. The bear handler is enjoying himself at least.

[–]Sherm 10 points11 points ago

The fact that Tacitus makes the distinction that the part of the breast closest to the arm is exposed implies that the clothing covered more than the item in the original photo or the painting. The garment described by Tacitus would be something more like a strapless dress or gown today.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I actually know that. I'm a horrible person because I am consciously spreading a misconception because it amuses me. There are even different translations available online that imply even less boob.

EDIT: There were actually women who dressed this way during the French Revolution though- but it was strictly a political statement rather than a fashion statement.

[–]the_snook 2 points3 points ago

It was also fashionable among the upper classes in Minoan society, if the frescoes found in Crete are to be believed.

http://periodfashion.blogspot.com.au/2010/01/minoan-fashion.html

[–]templetonkoala 7 points8 points ago

NSFW more realistic picture of what they would have looked like here. Their hairstyles are super cool, too.

[–]myfaceisaclock 4 points5 points ago

Clearly you're not from Qarth.

[–]binaryecho 12 points13 points ago

mannequin tits are still tits.

tits.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

They all feel like a bag of sand anyway.

[–]Downed_Frigate 4 points5 points ago

I like that women cover themselves personally - leaves more to the imagination and if you do make it all the way it's, at least for me, a greater satisfaction watching them fall about for the first time.

[–]SmilinBob82 1 point2 points ago

The whole floating torso thing doesn't really do it for me.

[–]diadmer 1 point2 points ago

When I first saw this I thought, "Oh don't tell me that there's a sunglasses-fetish subreddit now, too."

[–]GandTforme 1 point2 points ago

Don't think it's gonna happen. People aren't going to go for putting their sunglasses there.

[–]Argion21 1 point2 points ago

Titties! Woo!

[–]tre101 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I give it 20 years, if it was at the present I am not sure I would mind, but in 20 years, it would be my daughter, and that bugs me.

[–]ShahabJafri 1 point2 points ago

You'd want the trend to be lost before you get a daughter.

[–]tiny_cat 1 point2 points ago

The mannequins behind her are all whispering about how much of a slut she is

[–]itsprobablytrue 1 point2 points ago

August 26, Go Topless Day

Supposedly a number of people will be marching in DC to give topless rights to women in the US.

[–]psychicbanana 1 point2 points ago

You must have looked so creepy taking that picture

[–]iamtheowlman 1 point2 points ago

When I worked retail, the femannequins had nipples, while the mannequins did not.

I (the only male there) pointed this out to my co-workers, who avoided eye contact with me for the rest of the week.

Never did find out why.

[–]topsecreteltee 1 point2 points ago

From this I can only conclude that you are not in fact the daddy of a daughter.

[–]killahkazi 1 point2 points ago

i heard the style is popular in africa

[–]itsthedashi 1 point2 points ago