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[–]helluinbert 14 points15 points ago

I even misspelled the title

[–]FOR_SClENCE 4 points5 points ago

[–]Pays4Porn 12 points13 points ago

That's a funny looking anteater.

[–]mynameiswillem 1 point2 points ago

anteater leg*

[–]TmlzMiso 3 points4 points ago

That's a very big stop sign.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

They are always bigger up close.

[–]CochMaestro 3 points4 points ago

That's not what my last 1 night stand said

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

What were you guys using a stop sign for? If, you don't mind me asking.

[–]CochMaestro 1 point2 points ago

Let's just say we didn't really use a safety word

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

3 hours later and it hit me. You didn't need a SAFTEY word Cus you had a SAFETY sign! Its funny

[–]Deracination 2 points3 points ago

Stop signs are enormous. All roadsigns are, really, they just look tiny because they're a hundred meters away and moving quickly. Try walking up to one.

[–]Black_Ash_Heir 0 points1 point ago

Did she died?

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 7 points8 points ago

Ah, Pandas, people just can't downvote a panda. I believe people think that by downvoting pandas they are somehow supporting their extinction.

[–]Blizzaldo 5 points6 points ago

I somewhat support their extinction. Like damn, bamboo is not a staple crop and it's showing.

[–]mainstream_hipster12 4 points5 points ago

[–]EmoKarot 13 points14 points ago

I laughed unreasonably hard at this gif

[–]ID_Ray 11 points12 points ago

I laughed reasonably hard at it

[–]_Raze_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]Zoloir -1 points0 points ago

dat panda, so cuuuuuuuuuute

[–]Pit_of_Death 4 points5 points ago

I just posted a fun link on /r/breakingbad a few minutes ago and was immediately downvoted to 0. Picky!

It doesn't bother me too much until I realize how many pictures of cats I saw on the front page today.

[–]jonasbinger 1 point2 points ago

Thats how I felt when I left the Hairdresser last time...

[–]stash0606 1 point2 points ago

you found my one weakness! It's pandas.

[–]Krunklestiltskin 2 points3 points ago

YOU'VE GOTTEN THREE VOTES!?!?!

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

PENIS

[–]SonicSlice 6 points7 points ago

How I feel when /r/funny turns into /r/reactiongifs

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 3 points4 points ago

HEY! It also turned into /r/youtubecomments and /r/facepalm

[–]AzzlackKurdistan -2 points-1 points ago

But probably the other subreddits just turned into /r/funny ?

[–]Sarras 0 points1 point ago

I salute you good sir! Every time I come to post this exact message I have found you to have done it for me. Have an upvote for your work!

[–]wrb19 1 point2 points ago

I hope the first three people that saw this downvoted it, just to mess with OP

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

A panda that uses a rocking chair?!? Now I've seen everything!

[–]jakebizzy 0 points1 point ago

this is my chance! made this youtube video like a year ago and forgot about it. so appropriate.

[–]nriopel 0 points1 point ago

Tought this was a brainfreeze gif

[–]QuatroVeinte 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha!

[–]GiantPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the first three votes were down votes....

[–]moderndayvigilante 0 points1 point ago

Nice karma bating title.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is the most adorable thing on Reddit.

[–]Koala_in_disguise 0 points1 point ago

I always delete it when that happens. shame

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

if you delete more than a few of your submissions you get flagged as a spammer and so none of your future submissions will show up on the new feeds. fyi

[–]Koala_in_disguise 0 points1 point ago

I rarely submit, so it rarely happens. I think I'll be okay.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for making a submission about making a submission.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I leave a comment on posts from /r/funny because the count is low and the total upvotes are high. Maybe I have a chance that my comment will be upvoted more. But then I remember that this is /r/funny and nobody gives a shit.

[–]Catperson99 0 points1 point ago

3 upvotes for cute!

[–]povacado 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel. Just submitted a link, 3 upvotes 5 downvotes.

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

The stop submitting advice animals.

[–]Fixdgear 0 points1 point ago

This post hits way too close to home

[–]rienjabura 0 points1 point ago

Coming from someone who has ONLY received downvotes from posting, I fully agree.

[–]Swamptor 0 points1 point ago

How I feel when somthing exiting happens in a movie, I can't find the remote and I have to pee

[–]SmellyJellies -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because of panda.

[–]jason2li 0 points1 point ago

/r/hifw please.

[–]gosuprobe -1 points0 points ago

maybe you should submit better links

[–]soapyeggs -1 points0 points ago

[–]seriouschris -3 points-2 points ago

AW! Your poor lack of validation from strangers. Downvoted.

[–]psyEDk -1 points0 points ago

sad panda indeed :C