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[–]neobyte999 4 points5 points ago

Makes me think of those spinning dogs on the rack at a convenience store

[–]Maxables 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting something entirely different.

[–]obtusetoforwardwomen 1 point2 points ago

I am very skeptical. I think you should show us your spinning wiener with a timestamp to prove that this is in fact your wiener.

[–]reluctant-upvote[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's a gif. Obviously it is not my. But I thought the punch line was funny

[–]obtusetoforwardwomen 0 points1 point ago

I guess I did sound demanding, I was hoping using the word "wiener" as many times as I did would come across more jokingly

[–]amjel 0 points1 point ago

What you did there... I see it.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

Ah that song is off the hook, dawg!!!!

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

meatspin?

[–]Cougarlax15 0 points1 point ago

You spin me right round baby

[–]cabrilo 0 points1 point ago

Wait... Who is entertained?

[–]pcd84 0 points1 point ago

Ok, someone post a "fixed" gif with bouncing tits

[–]drovin 0 points1 point ago

That dog can really drop the Basset

[–]mybigleftnut 0 points1 point ago

I have a wiener dog and a vinyl player, i'm gonna try it out and see if i get similar results.

[–]notlikely3 0 points1 point ago

It's ok that I didn't understand why this needed a sfw tag right? Before I even opened it I thought "oooh a wiener dog post!" then laughed at my naïve mistake.

[–]sirkingsleyz 0 points1 point ago

I do the same thing! But with my penis

[–]wookiepedia 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for vestax 07 pro in its natural habitat.