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[–]lilys_mom 17 points18 points ago

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New to r/foodporn. First day subscribing does not disappoint.

[–]okaythisisit 171 points172 points ago

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The other day I posted the recipe to this and got three votes. Nobody wants to know how to make things, just wants to look.

[–]From_Thee_Future 99 points100 points ago

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Maybe next time try posting the image and put the link to the recipe in the comments?

[–]tvraisedme 22 points23 points ago

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This man speaks the truth.

[–]ToughSpaghetti 7 points8 points ago

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He is from the future after all.

[–]Doghound 8 points9 points ago

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As someone who looks at /r/FoodPorn for things to make, I am forever grateful that you posted the recipe in your submission. Seeing a picture does me little good in trying to make the thing myself.

[–]higherlogic 17 points18 points ago

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I always figured /r/FoodPorn was for pictures, and if you wanted to include a recipe, that was ok, but /r/Food is where you put pictures and recipes (or just the recipe).

[–]seejenfly 2 points3 points ago

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the ingredients are a little tricky. don't know what that is in between the chocolate chip cookie dough....

[–]masterhikari 9 points10 points ago

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This is my comment to tell you that I love you.

[–]Zanchbot 2 points3 points ago

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I know I'll be using this. Hell, I'll even make the graham crackers from scratch.

[–]RedeyeSteez 1 point2 points ago

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everyone wanna eat the cookies but no one wanna clean the damn pan

[–]Lady_FriendOfSpiders 1 point2 points ago

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Dang it all, this is my first viewing of this subreddit as I only came across it tonight. this was the first picture I saw, then I saw your post about the recipe....woo hoo so off I go to print the recipe, what on earth is a graham cracker or a Hershey Bar? I shall just drool over the picture and imagine eating it

[–]RedYote 0 points1 point ago

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Hershey Bar is a type of chocolate bar. Graham crackers (in this sense) are similar to a British-type biscuit.

[–]BurrDurrMurrDurr 5 points6 points ago

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Recipe?? haha.

Look at the picture.. It's cookie dough, graham cracker, hershey chocolate, marshmallows, graham cracker, cookie dough..

[–]pramirez184 1 point2 points ago

I know this is waaaaayyyy later, but I tried it with store bought cookie dough and it didn't work well because it was too dry. You need to hand make the dough.

[–]leonsecure 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]tehgreatist -1 points0 points ago

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its food porn! do you look for an instruction manual when you go to a porn site?

that being said, i appreciate when they include the recipe.

[–]kiplinght 52 points53 points ago

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"Would you like to order a dessert Sir?"

"Yes, One Diabeetus please"

"Certainly sir."

[–]CWoww[S] 46 points47 points ago

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Slap that fucker between two krispy kreme donuts, and you got yourself a 'murica right there.

[–]wild9 17 points18 points ago

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then deep fry it, and smother the whole thing in nutella

[–]RedSquidz 8 points9 points ago

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don't forget the cheese.

[–]wild9 15 points16 points ago

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Cream cheese.

On a scale of 1-America, that actually sounds kinda tasty...

[–]BunzLee 4 points5 points ago

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Also don't forget... The cheese has to be "Cheddar" or "insert-generic-countryname Cheese", because it wouldn't be American enough if it wasn't like this. As someone from Switzerland I don't get the way the US handles cheese at all. Over here we can name at least 20 different types of cheese, while over in the US, you simply put cream/cheddar/swiss cheese over everything..."Swiss Cheese" isn't even a thing over here, because we actually have 18 different types of cheese.

Edit: Spelling

[–]kanst 8 points9 points ago

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Trust me, there are many many types of cheese in america as well. However, only a few of them are used in sandwiches. I mean in the supermarket there are at least 3 varieties of swiss cheese.

Swiss cheese as you describe it is produced primarily in the US and Canada and according to wikipedia is most similar to a swiss Emmental

Also cheddar is god damned delicious

[–]BunzLee 5 points6 points ago

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I see! Well, thanks for the clarification. Overe here you always hear about "Swiss cheese" from TV, and we're never sure what kind of cheese it's supposed to taste like. But Emmentaler (which means "from Emmental") is very well known, so I have an idea.

And yes, I have to admit that Cheddar is delicious. Specially when used to bake stuff.

[–]Deseao 1 point2 points ago

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Cheese-injection makes everything better.

[–]redditnoobie 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't Nutella European based? How many people outside of the NE United States actually grew up with Nutella since 1983? Does that really classify it as a 'murica enough? At least with Krispy Kremes you can replace it with "donut" and it still makes sense. If you say, "smother the whole thing in hazelnut spread," I don't think as many Americans could relate.

[–]wild9 2 points3 points ago

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I've grown up with Nutella and I'm in Texas. Granted, I wasn't around in '83. You are right though, I was thinking more "fucking delicious," we could change it to hot fudge then, I suppose

[–]redditnoobie 1 point2 points ago

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That's a good one! All I could think about was peanut butter and chocolate, but it didn't sound right to me. :P Nutella, as un-american as it maybe, sounds delicious. I, personally, didn't try it until about a year ago (grew up in Iowa and had never heard of it until I moved to the south), and just don't have the taste for it. I think it's rather disgusting, and will never buy it again. However, if you say, "Jiff" or "Nutella", "Nutella" makes my mouth water. Everyone I know down here talks about how delicious it is, that I think I want it. But I seriously hate eating it. It's insane. :P

[–]BunzLee 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, Nutella belongs to Ferrero, which is located in Italy/Luxenburg. I'm actually quite surprised that the US has Nutella at all.

[–]seejenfly 0 points1 point ago

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if i had nuts. i would have nut myself.

[–]trucekill 1 point2 points ago

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Ouch, right in the pancreas.

[–]mairmere 10 points11 points ago

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ITS A SMOREO

[–]rpotts 8 points9 points ago

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These are in my oven now. Thanks :)

[–]CWoww[S] 1 point2 points ago

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tell me how they turn out! I want to give them a shot too

[–]rpotts 7 points8 points ago

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They were pretty good, they were quite a bit taller than my normal cookies so convection bake is helpful to cook the top thoroughly. I made a half dozen with chocolate chips and a half dozen with Heath bar bits. Used dark chocolate and tore apart a Jumbo Puff marshmallow along with regular graham crackers. You'll want to form them pretty well around the s'more but don't pack them so much that they don't rise. Some of mine had molten chocolate oozing out the top where they had burst through, needless to say that wasn't a problem.

[–]Jnelson40 3 points4 points ago

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What's the recipe!!!

[–]rpotts 3 points4 points ago

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I just used my normal choc chip cookie recipe and molded it around a s'more as shown. Nothing special.

[–]IHATE_R_ATHEISM 8 points9 points ago

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looks like chocolate chip cookie dough encasing your basic s'mors ingredients

[–]theocontinuum 6 points7 points ago

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Looks tasty here is my version with caramelized marshmallow

[–]seejenfly 1 point2 points ago

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cookie the hut

[–]kame8200 6 points7 points ago

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This should be illegal. I would gladly go into a diabetic coma off these fuckers.

[–]boyerman 4 points5 points ago

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How do you form them without breaking the cracker? Do you just smash and seal?

[–]The_Hindu_Hammer 5 points6 points ago

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I doubt it would really matter if the cracker is intact.

[–]boyerman 4 points5 points ago

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I figure you're right. The cracker, whole or crushed, should still produce an acceptable foodgasm.

[–]sensationalmarsupial 3 points4 points ago

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Just subscribed to this subreddit...

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[–]redditownsmylife 3 points4 points ago

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I want this in and around my mouth.

[–]seejenfly 1 point2 points ago

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mouth hard-on

[–]POEtoxx 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN! I was going to make cookies today, but now I want to make those!

[–]mattockk 1 point2 points ago

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SIR... SIR, SURELY YOU JEST. I never knew this was possible... My face, it weeps.

[–]CookItGood 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I'm making these.

[–]scottietylor 1 point2 points ago

Me too I need to make this it look soo delicious ..

[–]MattMarks 1 point2 points ago

False advertising, I tried it:

[–]Chiv_Cortland 0 points1 point ago

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oh my god, that looks delicious

[–]Horsepower3721 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you... for this

[–]radialmonster 0 points1 point ago

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The crackers don't get too soggy?

[–]faulks 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think the point of the crackers is for structural integrity, rather for the taste of the graham cracker itself.

[–]tmrivas 0 points1 point ago

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I want to go to there.

[–]Syvandrius 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of God...

[–]monstrodinessa 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for this.

[–]Deseao 0 points1 point ago

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This is absolute GENIUS.

[–]clothespin 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, this just looks like too much. I love chocolate chip cookies and I love s'mores, but some things shouldn't be mixed and piled up.

[–]of4strings 0 points1 point ago

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HEY! put some sliced strawbabies and bananas in there.

[–]cmself 0 points1 point ago

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My fiance is allergic to marshmallows so none of these can happen in my house...

[–]MrMedicated 1 point2 points ago

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...so, your fiancé is allergic to sugar, glycerin, or air? or is it the blue food coloring that is mysteriously in marshmallows?

[–]Sakred 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything.

[–]tehyoungphotographer 0 points1 point ago

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I'm making these for my mom =)

[–]RxDirtNap 0 points1 point ago

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i'll take mine medium rare.

[–]excutter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Twhit92 0 points1 point ago

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I've done this before and they were beyond delicious http://i.imgur.com/kuvP4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o05Rl.jpg

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my sweet baby jesus...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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MY BODY IS READY.

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

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now add ice cream.....

[–]Kayvaan_Shrike 0 points1 point ago

Too delicious.....

[–]theriotvan 0 points1 point ago

OH. MY. GOD.

[–]N7P2R2 0 points1 point ago

Sir, you have made everyone's lives better today. Thank you.

[–]MyHorseIsAmazinger 0 points1 point ago

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I came

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You've done the United States a great service today son. I want you to know I'm nominating you for a medal.

[–]DavidFoodie -1 points0 points ago

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dude i just ejaculated out of pure excitement and Ecstasy.

[–]iiiitsjess -1 points0 points ago

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Sonofabitch. I'm never going to lose weight while being subscribed to foodporn damnit! Also....I want that in my mouth right NOW! Oh god..looks soooo good!