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[–]NextDayAir 0 points1 point ago

we should post the fuck out of that sub and see all 102 subscribers come running back all like "WTF?!"

[–]ontopic 9 points10 points ago

In fact, forget the blackjack!

[–]Nightfalls 7 points8 points ago

And the subreddit!

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

And the hookers?

[–]Nightfalls 4 points5 points ago

Awh just forget the whole thing.

[–]chefbender1123 2 points3 points ago

Does it ever bother anyone else that quote they are manipulating is from "The Seris Has Landed" and the picture is from "Raging Bender"? No? Mooookay.

[–]hardcoretommunist 2 points3 points ago

I was disappointed when there wasn't a blackjack and hookers subreddit.

[–]johnny_seven[S] 1 point2 points ago

Shall we start one?

[–]CdnTreeherder 4 points5 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/blackjackandhookers

been a subreddit for 2 years... :)

[–]johnny_seven[S] 1 point2 points ago

haha no way!

[–]hardcoretommunist 0 points1 point ago

shall we?

[–]johnny_seven[S] 0 points1 point ago

Theres already been one made apparently!

[–]hardcoretommunist 0 points1 point ago

haha apparently there has and I was too stupid to find it. It's been around for two years... boy do I feel sheepish

[–]johnny_seven[S] 0 points1 point ago

the thing is, we could still start a subreddit about something unrelated that also features blackjack and hookers!

[–]PsychoticSandwich504 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one who always heard him say flapjacks and hookers?

[–]KickingWingAnimalDoc 2 points3 points ago

YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE SUBREDDIT!

[–]SamBryan357 1 point2 points ago

Where can I find the template for this?

[–]SamBryan357 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]Dasterdly 1 point2 points ago

Wait....You're still here?

[–]StewieGriffindoor 1 point2 points ago

And cats......

[–]JewBear3 -2 points-1 points ago

Really good post. Highly original.

[–]johnny_seven[S] -1 points0 points ago

Chill :)

[–]JewBear3 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry.

[–]Batman_Reaction -5 points-4 points ago