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[–]iamsn0eman 45 points46 points ago

The amount that I just laughed disturbs me.

[–]Y2KxSurvivor 11 points12 points ago

ya same i watching a few times before i really got laughing but damn i was laughing for a solid 25 seconds

[–]Hiphoppington 5 points6 points ago

I for realsies laughed hard. At least a minutes. Actual minutes.

[–]JeremyKean 4 points5 points ago

I just said outloud "Aaaaahahaha you little bastard. Don't lean on the jug, stupid!" Like, why the fuck would one think to just lie a jug on its side like that? I love the people who film these "Are you tired of (insert tricky task juxtaposed over video of a retarded person performing it)?" videos.

[–]epain485 1 point2 points ago

That was the best comment I've ever seen. I laughed more at that than the gif

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Goddammit, Tyrone! Milk doesn't grow on trees!

[–]poooshi 2 points3 points ago

tyrone! youre tearing this family apart!

[–]Herrwolfrofl 1 point2 points ago

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[–]JeremyKean 0 points1 point ago

For now.

[–]ThatRandomNiceGuy 15 points16 points ago

Let's PLEASE not turn this into a "that's not a [10]" thread. We know what he means.

[–]Fly_Bandit[S] 12 points13 points ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

But it would have been alot funnier if he had written [9] or [8].

[–]Triffgits 22 points23 points ago

I think some Ents are misinterpreting what a [10] is, it's probable you wont even make it to the kitchen.

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[–]KfuckingP 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. Thank you so much for this

[–]uberyeti 6 points7 points ago

I have been to a [10] myself, and this is pretty accurate.

Your perception of the world almost completely dissolves. No co-ordinated task is possible any more; even speech is difficult. You will quite possibly start hallucinating. I was at least in a state where I could no longer tell the difference between my waking dreams and the room around me. In fact, I'm not even sure I was aware of the room I was in at all, so completely had I receded into my own head. Your sensory input is amplified so strongly that it's impossible to make sense of anything. The smallest detail of colour, texture or sound that you notice completely overwhelms your perception, until you notice something else a second later and are completely transfixed by that in turn. Your sense of time also goes out of the window; the time I spent in this state felt like a good 2 hours, but the clock measured it as only 15 minutes around the peak of my high.

It's not entirely pleasant. A [9] is great; you still have minimal control over yourself and some awareness of your experience. A [10] is like being black-out drunk; you're not really aware of what's going on and you can't do anything. At least on weed you're not going to choke on your own vomit.

[–]TheySeeMeDerpinn 5 points6 points ago

I think that is LSD, bro.

[–]xstaticxgpx 0 points1 point ago

no, acid won't couch lock you like that.

[–]hellbrainsx 2 points3 points ago

that's tru fax. You can willingly be couched by acid but only because you sit down and just relax. Once relaxing time is up it's play time.

[–]Fuzzworm -1 points0 points ago

who the fuck cares, there is not set definition of a 10 or a 5 or a ect. stop caring about how others are using it.

[–]Triffgits 0 points1 point ago

as far as I care, there are two definite points. a [10] and a [0], the rest is up to you

[–]SMOKE_ALL_THE_TREES 2 points3 points ago

BOOBERRIES!!! BOOBERRIES!!! BOO- CRASH

[–]roose4 2 points3 points ago

the bowl just attacked her. and the little girls face.

[–]sailfin27 0 points1 point ago

At a (7.5) I just watched that and it was ... amazing. Thank you.

[–]roose4 0 points1 point ago

your welcome. may the force be with you. (i tried making it a high thing like may the _____... you know what i mean)

[–]brownstoned 6 points7 points ago

SHIT TYRONE! GET IT TOGETHER.

[–]Vinylove 0 points1 point ago

i usually use my face for them ice-bashing purposes

[–]hellabaked 1 point2 points ago

i dont even know whats going on

[–]SometimesRhymes 1 point2 points ago

you can see his heart break :(

[–]Softy_K 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for laughing at such a distressed little kid.

[–]cruisingthrulife 1 point2 points ago

Did something similar to this after getting the munchies one night, went to get a big bang of tortilla chips (already open) and as i was walking back to my desk i go to open the bag, but I ended up holding the bag at the wrong end so ALL the chips just fell out and spilled all over the floor. In my state, at a good [8] i was distraught! I had no idea what to do for a few seconds...but picking them all up and the crumbs wasn't what i wanted to be doing at that time of night in that state.

[–]ThePenguinExpress 1 point2 points ago

My boyfrient and I like muffins/brownies/cinnamon rolls, because they're perfect for munchies. Solution? Put them in the oven THEN smoke - by the time you're done, there're only a few minutes left. Take them out (with oven mitts, of course) and enjoy.

[–]KingNick 1 point2 points ago

Make food at a [10]? Wtf?

[–]meroes 0 points1 point ago

Even at a [0] I have done this more times than I would like to admit

[–]Malusch 0 points1 point ago

I really can't agree with this because the only time I actually make any food for myself is when I'm high...

[–]Ultima22 0 points1 point ago

I once spent 20 minutes while at a [6] trying to scoop icecream for myself.

This is a problem.

[–]eveningness 0 points1 point ago

literally no gif is better than this. would start a blog just to post this everyday

[–]Xeloras 0 points1 point ago

The first time i took shrooms (also smoked) I got into super cooking mode. It was challenge... i ended up putting biscuit dough in a cast iron skillet instead of an oven and treating them like pancakes. They got crunchy PB, marshmallows, and chocolate afterward....

[–]DownvotesGetMeHorny 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly... The first time I ever said "fuck" was when I was 5 and I tried to pour milk in my cereal and I spilled it just like that.

[–]fentooooon 0 points1 point ago

Saved this to my bookmarks because it's fucking hilarious. The way he just gives up with that expression on his face...

[–]iamdavidnatty 0 points1 point ago

He just looks so disappointed.

[–]I_Am_Steven 0 points1 point ago

I've decided to not eat when I'm high anymore. I once dropped a strawberry on my laptop and liked how slippery it felt so I started rubbing it all over the side of the trackpad :/

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

Anywhere past [8] you are lucky if you are able to order food.

[–]dez0 0 points1 point ago

Lmfaoo

[–]Friendly_Enty_Ent 0 points1 point ago

This gif never fails to make me laugh. And not just laugh, but laugh for a long long time. The look of combined frustration and something else that I was supposed to say, but can't remember anymore is just too much not to laugh at.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else have gifs like this? I fucking love them, need more.

[–]Downvote_my_Comments -1 points0 points ago

Making food at a [10] is photosynthesis. So hopefully, you're outside when you're at a [10], or else you're not eating for at least an hour.

[–]hellbrainsx 0 points1 point ago

one does not simply anything at a [10]

[–]KeeperKid2 0 points1 point ago

True story

[–]Lambesis94 -1 points0 points ago

one does not simply function at a [10]