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[–]dontlemmedown 34 points35 points ago

Knights of New, you have failed me.

[–]alphabetaogre 9 points10 points ago

THIS WASNT FUNNY THE FIRST TWENTY TIMES I SAW IT ON HERE NERD

[–]yolorelli 6 points7 points ago

Hey, can I repost this next?

[–]turnleftdale 8 points9 points ago

Every bar ever has made this joke.

[–]Tui717 4 points5 points ago

At the rate this joke's been posted it could qualify for soup of the year.

[–]trerboren 1 point2 points ago

Oh Texas our Texas

[–]AngusEubangus 3 points4 points ago

"What's the soup of the day, mum?!"

"Bread!"

"And the soup of the day is bread."

[–]ronhowardsvoice 5 points6 points ago

And that’s when Michael saw the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. Not her. Wait for it...

[–]NichaelBluth 4 points5 points ago

What a curious little street.

[–]Mermania27 1 point2 points ago

Ain't nothing finer than a whiskey and a Shiner!

[–]ShroudofTuring 0 points1 point ago

Amen, you magnificent bastard.

[–]drunxor -1 points0 points ago

"Have you been drinking, sir?" "No, officer, but I had several bowls of the most amazing soup..."

[–]Psambo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 0 points1 point ago

[–]CaptainEarlobe 0 points1 point ago

Saw this exact thing outside a bar in Dublin today.

[–]peace_off 0 points1 point ago

Do you know what goes well with soup? Whiskey.

Beer is liquid bread. Whiskey is distilled beer. Have some concentrated bread with your soup.

For dessert: Irish coffee (without sugar, coffee and whipped cream)

And a bottle of whiskey to accompany the meal.

[–]soupsoundsgood 0 points1 point ago

I daresay I have a relevant user name.

[–]snogs 0 points1 point ago

Is this a report or are bars reposting other bar signs? Either way I'm over it.

[–]Jexthis 0 points1 point ago

[–]legend-ary 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a regular irish soup

[–]DoneRedditAlready 0 points1 point ago

i must become a re-poster ... so much karma i am missing out on

[–]Whybanme 0 points1 point ago

I hope I die.

[–]olevaar 0 points1 point ago

Now, if only it was whisky...

[–]ewwruby 0 points1 point ago

If I see this shit one more time...

[–]Ghandi- 0 points1 point ago

Soup of the day? I wanna know what soup from now on is...

Mitch Hedberg

[–]Enigmers 0 points1 point ago

It's time we make a decision!

[–]Vehicle-Identifier -1 points0 points ago

That is one:

1991-1993 Chrysler Town & Country