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[–]AlexanderSig 47 points48 points ago

Looks like a Simpsons couch gag gone wrong.

[–]crayola_ferrari 83 points84 points ago

first!

But seriously, how the fuck did they crash the car like that?

[–]Mostly_All_Right_Guy 23 points24 points ago

Drunk on beer? After all it happened in Ontario.

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 10 points11 points ago

But Canadians are supposed to be perfect... Right?

[–]juxtap0zed 22 points23 points ago

As a Canadian, we make perfect beer.

[–]ProDrug 8 points9 points ago

Of course you do Canada. You know what? I'm going to hang your beer up on the fridge for everybody to look at. What a good beer.

[–]IgnosticZealot 2 points3 points ago

American beer is like having sex in a canoe ... Fucking close to water

[–]starwarscreature 2 points3 points ago

We aren't all perfect.

[–]danlather 3 points4 points ago

Sorry...

[–]Viend -2 points-1 points ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAA

[–]MayorEmanuel -3 points-2 points ago

No, that's Sweden.

[–]iamagainstit 8 points9 points ago

yeah, I am kinda confused how something like this occurs.

[–]Nomiss 0 points1 point ago

Lucky there's a handy dandy yellow string showing its trajectory.

[–]kaimason1 6 points7 points ago

I remember seeing a similar crash a few months ago on the same day an accident detective did an AMA on reddit; he figured it out. We should get him back here to figure this one out too.

[–]meatriot 4 points5 points ago

The camo jeep was blended in so well he didn't see it.

[–]workingalot 3 points4 points ago

Most likely came from the top right of the picture where the lawn is and flipped while falling into place.

[–]CRRZ 2 points3 points ago

That's exactly what happened. Jeep was already in place. Driver of silver veh probably hit gas instead of brake. You can see the crushed bushes on top right.

[–]Pmall3535 2 points3 points ago

Yea man , I would really love to have seen how this happened.

[–]Arcon1337 2 points3 points ago

Something like this or perhaps this

They'd probably put way too much acceleration and drive off into someone elses drive way. Maybe they meant to hit the break pedal but hit the accelerator? And perhaps a hint of women, but your didn't hear me say that.

[–]cloudduel_13 2 points3 points ago

Those were some terrible drivers. Thanks for the links.

[–]Motherfrogger 1 point2 points ago

It probably rolled off the roof. Duh!

[–]TheBlueButton 0 points1 point ago

Drove off the retaining wall...

[–]sjps220 28 points29 points ago

Ha I remember this.

http://www.therecord.com/news/local/article/514803--van-mounts-curb-gets-wedged-between-parked-jeep-and-garage

"The owner of the parked Jeep said he was called and told “your vehicle has been involved in an accident.”"

[–]cak3crumbs 16 points17 points ago

It's the call most vehicle owners dread.

[–]BeMoreCareful 4 points5 points ago

And seeing your car towed home by the police. Where did i go wrong?

[–]TnDMaker 2 points3 points ago

I live like 10 minutes from where this happened its mind boggling

[–]jrrodgers 11 points12 points ago

That's my driveway! ... and I get no points every time it comes up!! :(

[–]nauna28 2 points3 points ago

You live up the street from me

[–]jrrodgers 2 points3 points ago

you live down the street from me ;) I like the area, not the drivers tho.

[–]nauna28 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]bobfnord 0 points1 point ago

IRL?

[–]jrrodgers 3 points4 points ago

Yup.

[–]CommieCanuck 1 point2 points ago

What was the final cost of the damage on the house and Jeep? I assume insurance covered it.

[–]jrrodgers 1 point2 points ago

I don't know. My garage doors were replaced as was the siding. The Jeep had around 5k of work to fix it and the car was written off. No idea what happened to the driver.

[–]BoneJaw 1 point2 points ago

Pics, bro. Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]bobfnord 20 points21 points ago

my original post from about a year ago. there's backstory in the comments.

[–]fauxnom 3 points4 points ago

Cheers!

[–]Polamolecules 1 point2 points ago

I like how the title is exactly the same... and the top comment, pretty much.

[–]Vehicle-Identifier 4 points5 points ago

Top (silver): 2009-2012 Dodge Caliber SXT

Bottom (camo): 1997-2006 Jeep Wrangler

[–]greenbee202 1 point2 points ago

I have tagged you as Vehicle Identifier....

[–]JordanBelcher 4 points5 points ago

There's a clue in the name.

[–]Batman_Reaction 2 points3 points ago

[–]P0rkchopSandwiches 2 points3 points ago

I remember seeing this in a newspaper...it was in Waterloo, Ontario I believe.

[–]NotQuiteSonic 0 points1 point ago

will have to let my buddy who owned the jeep know about the repost. It is hard to search for it since the title is always so generic.

It happened in Waterloo on Westmount.

[–]RepostCommenter 3 points4 points ago

I've been out of the country too long.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
First! 1com 17pts 10mos pics
First! 143coms 983pts 1yr pics
What it looks like when someone annoying tries to comment on a interesting post. 24coms 527pts 7mos funny
Denied! 1com 25pts 10mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]arksien 6 points7 points ago

And he sticks the landing!

[–]TheCanadianSKS 1 point2 points ago

I'll give it a solid 9/10.

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 4 points5 points ago

10/10 would judge again.

[–]gregsting 2 points3 points ago

Getting out of the car was part of the fun...

[–]CheetoFingers 2 points3 points ago

I bet it drove over the hill to the right at a high enough speed to land near that garage, probably after veering off the road. Or Jackass.

[–]greywood 2 points3 points ago

I dont understand the physics...

[–]koolkid005 6 points7 points ago

Came from the upper right

[–]Jonathan_Turnbuckle 1 point2 points ago

How?

[–]koolkid005 3 points4 points ago

Driving along the road, something goes crazy wrong maybe they were texting and not paying attention or got cut off by a truck, they veer into the yard and fall over the wall, flipping on top of the jeep. You can see the glass from the window on the ground where it's obvious it flipped down those stairs.

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

I think they did it on purpose

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

Whatadick

[–]starwarscreature 0 points1 point ago

Canadian magic!

[–]justygg 4 points5 points ago

The physics clearly follow Grand Theft Auto rules

[–]gettheboom 1 point2 points ago

Way to go Ontario!

[–]Beatle_Matt 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the comments on the AICN boards...

[–]bathmlaster 0 points1 point ago

It made me think of Jurassic Jeep

[–]DJCleanPenis 1 point2 points ago

Is that Jason Kidd's ride?

[–]koolkid005 1 point2 points ago

I can imagine the car yelling "Shotgun!"

[–]i_like_to_reddits 0 points1 point ago

first.... i do like this

[–]MrSamster911 -1 points0 points ago

youtube in a nutshell...

[–]robtwood 0 points1 point ago

Quebec drivers, amirite?

[–]Andythefan 0 points1 point ago

You should xpost this with /r/driversgonewild

[–]Aarmello11 -1 points0 points ago

Nailed it!!!!

[–]dewyatt 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else creeped out by the window silhouette?

[–]drmoocow 0 points1 point ago

In b4 Jeep...

[–]BlamestheTerrorists 1 point2 points ago

A terrorist must have been driving that car!

[–]lackofbrain 0 points1 point ago

First!

<not really, but worth a try>

[–]WillyBlaze 0 points1 point ago

Billy Joel is back!

[–]AnesthesiaXVII 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe this is on the first page! It's at least 4 years old.

[–]jonnysvitamins 0 points1 point ago

I laughed wayyyyyy too hard at this

[–]babyshanks 0 points1 point ago

Love it when the punch line is in the title.

[–]sugarfalls4eva 0 points1 point ago

Tornado.

[–]tikidude90 0 points1 point ago

scumbag little kid

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

omg cars are doing people things!

[–]Lateralus24 0 points1 point ago

A woman and an Asian is a deadly combination shown here.

[–]trust_deceit 0 points1 point ago

This is probably how I end up in most games of Egyptian Rat Screw (or any card-slapping game, really). You know, if the cars were actually hands.

[–]GexGecko 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this in person...

[–]lordofbacons125 -1 points0 points ago

Has anyone yet realised that this is a repost older than a couple years?

[–]grobo555 1 point2 points ago

First! Except that you weren't first to post this...

[–]chrismetalrock 0 points1 point ago

silver calibros! well, not anymore.

[–]Krotor 0 points1 point ago

There is a downvote on the jeep bumper..

[–]marsasagirl 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of how I used to put toy cars up in my toybox.

[–]Nightmare13 -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I could upvote more than once.

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

Simpsons intro failure.

[–]Niggre -2 points-1 points ago

Your title's bad and you should put your hand on a hot stove until you see your bones turn black

[–]mkelley -1 points0 points ago

Women, am I right fellas?

[–]iruss14 -1 points0 points ago

This is my brother in laws house. Awesome. He got some new doors out of it at least.

[–]LongestDong_onreddit -2 points-1 points ago

asian or female driver clearly