A female's worst nightmare turned into a prank

sleepwithafryingpan · 1 month

Trying to figure out what my worst nightmare was while waiting for this to load: "waiiiit, I'm not about to watch a raping prank, am I??!"

arksien · 1 month

I wouldn't take that as female only. I don't think I would be too keen to see blood presumably coming out of my crotch either...

danceydancetime · 1 month

Surprisingly this is not my worst nightmare....I thought this was going to be a fake positive pregnancy test thing or something

gildedbat · 1 month

Ummmm...no. I can guarantee she was thinking, "WTF is in the water?" and NOT, "OMG! My period!"

fireflyinajar · 1 month

Periods don't pump out that much at a time, guys

EDIT: For those of you saying stuff about this being a poop accident - I think the female probably did think someone just shat near her. But some people on this thread (including the OP, from the headline) seem to think it's period-related.

Jukepot · 1 month

It's astounding how little you guys (reddit men) know about how periods work.

youyouyounotyou · 1 month

...do you know how periods work?

ImElectroGirl · 1 month

Its more likely that she wasn't actually on her period so her reaction was "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" not "OH SHIT I'VE LEAKED!"

charol_astra · 1 month

that's a lot of blood for a period. like, I reckon that girl would need a transfusion within the hour at that rate.

anotherlittlepiece · 1 month

That one I can take.

Suddenly going blind from a gunshot wound when walking on the side of the road and having the guy who stops to help me into his car in order to go to the hospital turn out to be the one who shot me and is now driving me someplace else so that he can take his time with things...that's the kind of nightmare I can do without.

bestpersonever · 1 month

PERIODS STOP IN WATER, GOSH.

Bananarama20 · 1 month

Yep, when us females get our periods almost a full 10 ounces of blood jetisons its way out of our vaginas all at once. That's what happens.

RosieJo · 1 month

ITT: Guys state untrue facts about periods, downvote girls that disagree with them.

paulduve · 1 month

Using the word "female" instead of woman or girl is the verbal equivalent of hover hands.

nuxxor · 1 month

Here is the video it's at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxb7VW7s9MY

bigbugsbigbugs · 1 month

"female"

Lefty07 · 1 month

i dont get it... i think she would realize that wasn't from her when its epicenter is her elbow

ChloeDevvon · 1 month

It would never bleed that much, that fast.

nukefudge · 1 month

nightmare

prank

that's not /funny, that's /sad.

Examen · 1 month

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slupo · 1 month

Jesus Christ this post just shows how clueless some redditors are about women

Gamer_152 · 1 month

Wow, this is a real dick move.

prongs06 · 1 month

I would just be freaked out about blood any where as I assume any other person would as well.

hi_im_haley · 1 month

barf. that is no woman's nightmare because its not possible. what do you think we bleed out of there? corn syrup and dye? this isn't jaws. (ps. get implanon ho's. no period for five years and counting. whhaaattttt)

neoblackdragon · 1 month

I'm a man and I would be seriously concerned of what looked like a lot of blood was floating near me. In the world of CSI, I would thinking dead human body vs some females period.

TheImp5 · 1 month

relevant

dclowd9901 · 1 month

Why didn't OP use the words "lady", "woman" or "girl" in the title, rather than "female?" "Female" sounds so robotic and socially awkward...

I see this abundant usage of Spock-esque language used a lot around this site, and I'm genuinely curious.

orchardrivington · 1 month

Your period blood doesn't come out when you're in the water (there's this thing called water pressure). She doesn't think it's her period, she just thinks she's fucking bleeding.

timescrucial · 1 month

the gif cut too early. I wanted to see if she checked her crotch.

dandollar · 1 month

i would think a girl knows whether or not she's on her period

heatdeath · 1 month

Cruelty. It seems to me that all "pranks" are just an excuse to be malicious. I don't think I've ever met a virtuous person who did them.

SouthpawRage · 1 month

Ignoring the fact that period blood is thick and wouldn't do that, am I the only female who isn't surprised by her period?

It's not like it just randomly appears on some spastic schedule... I'm on oral contraceptives so I guess mine might be more regular than some, but still. There's a 2 day window that it always shows up in, every month... Prepare for it.

GraniteGrump · 1 month

I think the prank was really on the pool owners who had to close it and drain all the water.

leebria36 · 1 month

Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure most girls know when their periods are. This is just stupid.

cronos844 · 1 month

That's not funny PERIOD!

carlsaischa · 1 month

Extra points if the girl is a couple of months pregnant.

themarknessmonster · 1 month

ITT: Guys that know way more about girls periods than they do.

BravesMaedchen · 1 month

A girl's period stops when she's immersed in water. Duh.

funny

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