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Warning: PornWhat the fuck, Japan. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]troutism 249 points250 points ago

Japanese toilets are much more complicated than western toilets, very advanced.

[–]trust_the_corps 1 point2 points ago

With this toilet, how do they stop the shit getting into her vagina and infecting her piss tube? Is the water salted?

[–]Vaethin 0 points1 point ago

They pull her out, right after she's done.

Only disadvantage is, that she has got to hurry :D

[–]Omnamah 171 points172 points ago

And they still go to the effort of pixelating out her vagina...

[–]ilikehamburgers 136 points137 points ago

Duh, that's inappropriate.

[–]Nomiss 47 points48 points ago

That pixellation is the reason Japan comes out with such fucked up things.

You can't see genitals but you can legally show the mess they make, so, a lot of their porn is geared to gushing and bukakke and poop. Turn that poop into a penis and it has to be censored.

But I think OP gif is just douche torture porn though. Pump them full of water see how long they can hold it.

Edit: They can show a turd exiting the bowels in all its 1080HD glory, but as soon as a pubic hair sneaks into frame, PIXEL, dildo shaped like penis, PIXEL, pussy, PIXELATE EVERYTHING. Skirting censorship creates some beautiful monsters.

[–]Tovora 7 points8 points ago

The ban on visible genitals has been over for quite a long time, but the population is so accustomed to not seeing it, they've kept doing it.

[–]naruo7 2 points3 points ago

Thats actually not true .

[–]Nomiss 2 points3 points ago

Old habits die hard.

Without, there is no taboo so not as interesting.

[–]lost118 357 points358 points ago

This would have been even funnier if while shitting, she was slowly lifted out of the water, so she looked like a rocket taking off.

[–]Voop_Bakon 214 points215 points ago

I hate myself for how many times I had to watch that

[–]Virtualgoose 36 points37 points ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]spoonman12 2 points3 points ago

You're a genius.

[–]quadrofolio -1 points0 points ago

I concur. Pure genius. Tears rolling down cheeks and all my colleagues are wondering what happened.

[–]NOVEL_COMMENT 2 points3 points ago

Amazing.

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[–]Sa_Goobi_To_Yr_Lif 5 points6 points ago

Wat?

[–]TimonBerkowitz 130 points131 points ago

As soon as I saw a naked Japanese woman suspended in a tank of water my first thought was "Great, now they're going to release some vagina eels or something" I was pleasantly surprised.

[–]RogueEntomologist 56 points57 points ago

I was waiting for her to give birth to an octopus.

[–]ioncloud9 15 points16 points ago

or just lay some eggs

[–]h0p3less 4 points5 points ago

I was really hoping. I found myself wondering if it would come out bulb first, or tentacles first.

[–]pwnzor339 10 points11 points ago

pleasantly suprised ಠ_ಠ

[–]VictorRomeo 33 points34 points ago

I must be getting too old for the internet. My first thought was:
"Well that's a nasty way to get an infection of the vagina"

[–]Divotus 28 points29 points ago

Just the start to another fine day at my house

[–]CellularBeing 4 points5 points ago

So you didn't fap to this? awkward.....

[–]ripples2288 25 points26 points ago

Thank god they filter out those FILTHY genitals. Good wholesome fun, that's what that is.

[–]BulletBilll 47 points48 points ago

50 shades of brown

[–]Cinnadots 66 points67 points ago

Use smokescreen!

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 7 points8 points ago

It's not very effective...

[–]PortraitBird 4 points5 points ago

Smokescreen doesn't have effectiveness :( it only lowers accuracy.

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 4 points5 points ago

My pokemon-fu is weak, for this I apologize.

[–]WeaverXIII 5 points6 points ago

You know what that means! Ritualistic suicide! Yay Seppuku!

[–]regukatu 13 points14 points ago

The reverse gif is better if anyone has it

[–]TomorrowPlusX 27 points28 points ago

It's not even hard. Copy URL. Paste URL.

http://reversegif.com/rc7

[–]Window_bait 4 points5 points ago

Why did I laugh so hard at that?!

[–]TomorrowPlusX 10 points11 points ago

Because it's fantastic

[–]SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY 2 points3 points ago

Hey! I remember that episode of LOST

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 4 points5 points ago

Do your own dirty work.

[–]lolvik 39 points40 points ago

What worries me the most is how lacking in fiber her diet is.

[–]Onimal 27 points28 points ago

Enema.

[–]DeathDealerWolf 38 points39 points ago

And just like that, Hot Chocolate is ruined for me...

[–]Divotus 9 points10 points ago

"Ill have the 20oz Not Chocolate please"

[–]AnnatheHordie 0 points1 point ago

Nutella.

[–]DeathDealerWolf 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Damn you..... T.T

[–]laikasghost 8 points9 points ago

Of course I'm eating milkduds

[–]dirtymoney 6 points7 points ago

shame-porn.

Yep, that is Japan alright!

So strange to look upon it from a culture where saving face isnt so important.

edit: and some of the dialog of hentai is just bizarre.

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 7 points8 points ago

Good news everyone. It looks like you guys fixed r/WTF.

[–]vegetablesurprise 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin roots.

[–]OnmyojiOmn -1 points0 points ago

MY NAME IS POOPA KINTE!

[–]OnmyojiOmn 0 points1 point ago

-chan

[–]umwinner 7 points8 points ago

When are we going to stop asking "what the fuck", Japan... and just title it Japan....

[–]travis373 80 points81 points ago

could you imagine being this girls father? So. Very. Proud.

[–]OnmyojiOmn 5 points6 points ago

Cool slut shaming, bro.

[–]Khaze 10 points11 points ago

No it's "shitting in a tank of water while in bondage shaming."

[–]DrSandwich 10 points11 points ago

Are you being serious here?

[–]OnmyojiOmn 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]Tuna-kid 1 point2 points ago

Are you?

[–]SRSLY_GUYS_SRSLY 14 points15 points ago

R U?

[–]WaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

wtf? is that a thing?

[–]jadebear 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the internet. It means shaming a person for their sexual choices. For example: "That girl is in porn, she must be such a filthy slut," when in reality, who the hell are we to judge her choices?

[–]WaltSmith 0 points1 point ago

The expression is pretty self explanatory. I just can't believe there's actually a phrase for it as if it's something people shouldn't do.

Like really, you would be happy if your daughter let somebody film her being tied up and shitting into a tank of water?

[–]jadebear 3 points4 points ago

It's not just talking about this sort of scenario though. It also refers to not belittling people for the amount of sexual partners they've had, or saying that a woman (or man) who got raped had it coming or was asking for it. It is something that we shouldn't do, because people's sexual choices are no one's but their own.

That said, I would not be excited about my daughter doing poop-porn. If she was legitimately happy about her line of work though, I wouldn't shame her or look down on her for her choices.

[–]siborg51 -1 points0 points ago

Happy cake day :D

[–]travis373 24 points25 points ago

I had no idea it was my cake day. Thanks. However the disgusting-ness of this post spoils it a little... I certainly don't want chocolate cake....

[–]scuzzbat1 -1 points0 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/wlvbl/til_how_to_find_out_your_cake_day_date/

[–]Turbomullet -1 points0 points ago

There's always next year...

[–]thatusernameisal -3 points-2 points ago

Your father must be so proud you grew up to be a stuck up judgmental piece of shit.

[–]lilsoccakid74 27 points28 points ago

Ummmmmm

[–]DogWHOspeaks 8 points9 points ago

Mud butt

[–]p3n15club 1 point2 points ago

And then I felt a bubblin'. A bubblin' that signified to me nothing but the first signs of mud butt.

[–]glitterandgore 9 points10 points ago

This is actually the first thing I ever saw on r/spacedicks. Am I doomed for it to follow me for the remainder of my life??

[–]Turbomullet 4 points5 points ago

We are all hunted sometimes by what we see on spacedicks.

[–]ChuckYeah 9 points10 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/YDO2w.jpg

[–]HereHoldMyBeer 3 points4 points ago

Hey, you gotta go, you gotta go.

[–]Stompsuckers 4 points5 points ago

How do I set an animated gif to be my new desktop background?

[–]SimilarImage 80 points81 points ago

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[–]The_butt_fox 10 points11 points ago

She is imitating a Japan octopus.

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[–]Geotis 2 points3 points ago

That was before, this is the result.

[–]keylax 2 points3 points ago

fuck yeah hepatitis

[–]2percentright 6 points7 points ago

Hepatitis? How about a really nasty urinary tract infection?

[–]thatdrunkgirl 2 points3 points ago

Came here to just say UTI

[–]nicklaus_asu 1 point2 points ago

God Bless her UTI's!!!

[–]TurtleCave 3 points4 points ago

I'm so glad they kind of pixelated her vag. Because that helps so much.

[–]QbiinZ 2 points3 points ago

its like a upside-down chocolate volcano

[–]jagenigma 2 points3 points ago

there should just be a subreddit for all things crazy about japan

[–]tap3w3rm 1 point2 points ago

r/wtfjapan

[–]jagenigma 1 point2 points ago

thank you good sir!!!

[–]Stellar_Duck 7 points8 points ago

My reactions:

'So, some BDSM stuff? I've seen worse.'

'I wonder why this is in WTF? It's not bad.'

'Will anything happen?'

'Oh, god! Kill me now!'

[–]dishwasherphobia 1 point2 points ago

Why did I fucking click this link...

[–]liamgallinho 1 point2 points ago

I bet she felt better after that massive poop!

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 1 point2 points ago

She's going to get a vaginal infection. All that shit infested water in her vagina... shutters

[–]xtiaaneubaten -1 points0 points ago

exactly! shutters on her vagina would have helped keep it out.

[–]kaffedenk 1 point2 points ago

Damn, I forgot the golden rule. Never ever eat while clicking at NSFW-links.

[–]thatnicoguy 1 point2 points ago

as disgusting as it is, it looks like a reeeeal comfy way to poop. minus the water.

[–]BoughtreeFidee 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner after that.

[–]playerIII 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same thing.

[–]FragPoppa 1 point2 points ago

Should repost to r/WTFJapan

[–]JamoWRage[S] 4 points5 points ago

knock yourself out

[–]Jsmooth65 1 point2 points ago

I'd still hit that.

[–]Reiker0 1 point2 points ago

Can someone please alter this gif so a brown Jeanie pops out of the poo mist? Thanks in advance.

[–]_DiscoNinja_ 1 point2 points ago

It's not as bad as you think. She stuffed an octopus up her ass.

[–]JamoWRage[S] -1 points0 points ago

That's actually not nearly as bad as I thought. Thanks for clarifying!

[–]adidasaids 1 point2 points ago

Water you gonna do with all that shit?

[–]Jedditor 1 point2 points ago

I'm in love!

[–]dis_is_da_erfh 1 point2 points ago

Hi everyone I'm Japanese and i must say I'm horribly ashamed. Fap fap fap.

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 1 point2 points ago

Its showing how when lava touches the water land is made. It's called educational.

[–]fatthumbs 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ I'm pretty sure that breaks some basic international human right/geneva convention/law

[–]FoForum 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the most dusgusting things i've ever seen...

[–]Daevar 18 points19 points ago

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Saw: the japanese version.

[–]pinktacobandit 0 points1 point ago

those tears...were tears of relief..lol...wtf indeed!

[–]NightmanSC 0 points1 point ago

why do i seem to click on these nsfw links when im eating

[–]pointe315 0 points1 point ago

Ok seriously how long did they keep her there and what did they put into her body to make her shit like that!?

[–]Jumile 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that's enough internets for today.

[–]entr0pe 0 points1 point ago

Maybe that was part of the auditions for The Human Centipede?

She must have failed it since I don't think I saw her in the movie

[–]hyperdimensional 0 points1 point ago

I waas waiting for some eel porn

[–]CraigRoxwel 0 points1 point ago

Last time I open a Japan link while eating. Last Time

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the Japanese Space Program is coming along nicely...

[–]Wundergeist 0 points1 point ago

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[–]TwEE-N-Toast 0 points1 point ago

They should have added a little miniature city on the bottom of that tank.

[–]agiantrobot 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]terrible_comments 0 points1 point ago

I just had my first pause, "wait, what the fuck am I looking at moment."

That is enough internet for the day.

[–]takebigpoops 0 points1 point ago

My kinda girl

[–]ericthemetalhead18 0 points1 point ago

That's what I call a human jellyfish

[–]zeeman7 0 points1 point ago

Anyone just get a boner?

[–]JamoWRage[S] -1 points0 points ago

That's why I shared this...

[–]jermzdeejd 0 points1 point ago

Thank god they had her strapped in....otherwise she would have gone airborne.

[–]crabitch 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here. http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/

[–]Originalendo1 0 points1 point ago

The inscructions said don't feed them after midnight!!!

[–]TheRedditPervert 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my bath is ready.

[–]Grabthelifeyouwant 0 points1 point ago

WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

[–]smccormick92 0 points1 point ago

HOW IS THIS PORN?!

[–]JamoWRage[S] 0 points1 point ago

Some people are into this kind of thing

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

It's a thing of beauty.

[–]VerySuperRandomMe 0 points1 point ago

Does all of japan have a poop fetish?

[–]JamoWRage[S] 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, but I know they all poop if that helps anything...

[–]ronaldraygun91 -4 points-3 points ago

Wow, one of the oldest 'wtf' things here on /r/WTF. good job op, you suck

[–]pie-man 0 points1 point ago

polar bears have been doing this before it was cool

[–]Wolfjack -1 points0 points ago

I want more!!!!!! source?

[–]JamoWRage[S] 0 points1 point ago

Try this

[–]ilikehamburgers -4 points-3 points ago

Um

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky -1 points0 points ago

Ya that didn't work anyway.

[–]Chaquator -1 points0 points ago

This was the first link and the last link I saw on /r/spacedicks 3 months back.

[–]Purgatory_Dog -1 points0 points ago

haha

[–]AbsolutePureEvil -1 points0 points ago

such an old repost

[–]JamoWRage[S] -3 points-2 points ago

To you it is old, but to many newcomers, this is new. I think it is fair to present worthwhile information (regardless of its age) to everyone. How else will they find out about it?

Put simply, this post was not for you.

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[–]JamoWRage[S] -1 points0 points ago

On this particular subreddit, yes. I personally find this much more "wtf" worthy than a lot of other shit that has been on here for a the last few days. For example, a guy that had a snake on the windshield of his car does not belong on this subreddit...

[–]Nazoropaz -1 points0 points ago

It's obviously an edema.

[–]newtonsapple -1 points0 points ago

This would be better suited to r/spacedicks .

[–]rahmspinat -4 points-3 points ago

Reminds me of a certain skateboarder.

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[–]HereHoldMyBeer 1 point2 points ago

searching for Puerto Rican fart porn......

not much out there

[–]Raphah 5 points6 points ago

Now I really wanna know what he said...

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