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[–]_Gingy 52 points53 points ago

I have a slightly different .gif of this.

[–]_sexpanther 7 points8 points ago

well this made my day.

[–]_Gingy 2 points3 points ago

Just doing a deed that needed to be done.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 3 points4 points ago

He even matched the pillow movement in the background.

[–]Th3Gu35T 39 points40 points ago

replace "mum" with "wife" and that's me on a daily basis lol...

[–]Wigglez1 16 points17 points ago

Your wife has turned into your mother, Congratulations.

[–]Sha3shabon 22 points23 points ago

"They all do...they all do."

                    -Sigmund Freud

[–]EZRedditor 1 point2 points ago

"They all do...they all do. -Sigmund Freud" -Michael Scott

[–]Wigglez1 -2 points-1 points ago

I spent two years learning about Freud and his messed up theories. I'd rather not be reminded of them.

[–]rockpoodle 0 points1 point ago

Ouch. What a waste of time.

[–]Wigglez1 -1 points0 points ago

What are you talking about I use my knowledge of Kant,Freud and Descartes all the time. O wait............

[–]EZRedditor 3 points4 points ago

Replace "wife" with "anyone" and replace "meant to be doing chores" with "masturbating"

[–]Derpybro 0 points1 point ago

And there you have it folks.

[–]reallygood[S] 55 points56 points ago

To everyone stressing out about teenagers on reddit, calm your tits

I am not a teen, hence the past tense of the sentence.

To everyone who would like a revision of the title: "When mum used to come home when I was a teenager and was meant to be doing chores"

Sorry for the heartache.

[–]RetardSavant 20 points21 points ago

Did we ban school age children from Reddit? I thought we just banned pictures of them.

[–]GlitterLamp 3 points4 points ago

Possibly the most intellectual retort I've ever seen on the Internet. Well done!

[–]irawwwr -2 points-1 points ago

Too soon.

[–]ilikpankaks 8 points9 points ago

HOW DARE YOU HAVE FREE TIME DURING THE SUMMER BACK WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL. LEAVE ME AND MY INTERNETS ALONE!

[–]Pedro105 3 points4 points ago

Just dropped by to cheer the expression "Calm your tits"

Cheers!

[–]benjo313 11 points12 points ago

Hahahah. Cats do funny stuff.

[–]redditor85 2 points3 points ago

I would just do part of my stuff when I came in and then pick it back up again when she came home, making it look like I was busy doing what I was supposed to be doing.

[–]JayyyPee 4 points5 points ago

"I was meant" Not american

[–]ramsay_baggins 2 points3 points ago

The 'mum' didn't give it away?

[–]tawmkat 1 point2 points ago

This gif was on the front page like a week ago with a title about game of thrones. Summerfags...

[–]ninjalincoln 1 point2 points ago

I'm a grown ass-man, and I did this as a kid. Still remember it.

[–]Best_Username_Ever 1 point2 points ago

More like when you're a [10]

[–]Bathroomcrisis 1 point2 points ago

I never thought l'd see the actual meaning of skedaddle before, but l can't find another word to describe what that cat does. He skedaddled the hell outa there.

[–]Slippyy 6 points7 points ago

I guess /r/funny truly is /r/summervacay for the next 6-7 weeks. Great.

[–]nickdude77 5 points6 points ago

I guess Reddit is summer.

-Much Love, /b/.

[–]MapleButter 1 point2 points ago

Winter is coming.

[–]SenatorVreenak 0 points1 point ago

How does it feel to be wrong?

[–]sleepyblonde 0 points1 point ago

kitty

[–]teh_tg 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this one: Cat vs two scary things

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because I react in a similar manner.

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

Well now I know where the cat in this gif came from.

[–]Kafka_Tamura 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I simply just love this!

[–]blakeready710 0 points1 point ago

*Mom. Murrica

[–]Dancergia 0 points1 point ago

That cat looks fluffy! I just want to use it as a pillow.

[–]BigBassBone 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video that accompanies this gif? I've seen it a bunch of times, but never seen the source.

[–]AnaBackwards 0 points1 point ago

And then this: http://imgur.com/Fdfh5

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

Or, "When my wife gets home and I'm still on Reddit."

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

5 to 18= mom, 18-25= girlfriend, 25-?= wife.

Some things never change.

[–]GlitterLamp 0 points1 point ago

This .gif became infinitely more hilarious when I noticed the "FUCKYEAHPUSSYGIFS" watermark in the corner.

[–]QQing 0 points1 point ago

You were masterbating dont lie

[–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

JUST DO YOUR CHORES YOU FUCKING TWAT, STOP BULLSHITTING AND MASTURBATING TO HENTAI AND HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE.

EDIT: YOU FUCKING ASSHAT

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[–]PurpleSfinx 2 points3 points ago

You know, when you get downvoted, it's not necessarily because of 'butthurt teens'. In this case, it's because you're a whinging asshole.

  • Sincerely, an adult.

[–]RetardSavant -1 points0 points ago

[–]TheBeaverRetriever -3 points-2 points ago

youre scottish right

[–]reallygood[S] 14 points15 points ago

No, sorry I'm Australian. I knew this would be questioned and in hindsight should have saved everyone the pain and written 'mom'.

[–]Malex_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

Isn't "mom" an amercanism?

[–]rockpoodle 1 point2 points ago

Yup.

[–]SouthPads 0 points1 point ago

Brits, Australians, New Zealanders, and some Canadians all Say "Mum", rather than "Mom".

[–]TheBeaverRetriever 0 points1 point ago

Well I didn't know that. I'm Canadian, 90% of my family is Scottish and we all say "mum"

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