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[–]naturr 331 points332 points ago

I like the fact the kid landed on mum and dad's sex furniture.

[–]SpermWhale 232 points233 points ago

Achievement Unlocked: Touch Your Beginnings!

[–]Deathwave88 91 points92 points ago

Protip: The more your friends want to videotape it, the less you should want to do it.

[–]nOrthSC 16 points17 points ago

When it comes to sheer foolishness, a video camera just fans the flames.

[–]fizdup 1 point2 points ago

That is one of the most insightful things I have ever read on reddit.

[–]flings_babies 2 points3 points ago

I knew from the time I saw the guy's beard that it was going to be bad.

[–]MichaelApproved 10 points11 points ago

Doesn't look like it from watching the video

[–]6months23days 1 point2 points ago

Awwww, that gif was way better when I thought the ceiling fan was on.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 31 points32 points ago

+69 gamerscore

[–]Scaryfedoraman 7 points8 points ago

I'm not going to lie, I laughed at that 69 joke.

[–]arksien 62 points63 points ago

Reminds me of George Clooney angrily storming back into his house to retrieve the sex wedge then storming out again in "Burn After Reading."

[–]dclowd9901 19 points20 points ago

That movie is so fantastic.

[–]iamagainstit 11 points12 points ago

you know, it is the one Coen brothers film i didn't like. It just left me feeling uncomfortable. I should probably give it another watch and see if the feeling persists.

[–]tyrghast 3 points4 points ago

It wasn't funny, engaging or thrilling.

Basically, it wasn't a Coen brother's movie.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus 16 points17 points ago

I laughed my ass off the entire time. I don't know what you're talking about.

SPOILER:

I was in tears when Brad Pitt's character got shot.

[–]servercobra 15 points16 points ago

I rewatched that scene at least 10 times. The look on his face right before he gets shot is priceless.

[–]koolkid005 3 points4 points ago

Wow, WTF? I have the exact opposite opinion, it's the funniest Coen Brothers movie.

[–]MtHammer 0 points1 point ago

It was a lesser Coen Brothers movie, but it was still good.

I thought J.K. Simmons, in particular, stole every scene he was in.

[–]SkinnedRat 3 points4 points ago

I was watching that movie with my mom, and she burst out laughing when she saw that chair...

Socially awkward penguin moment.

[–]tedtutors 1 point2 points ago

What did we learn? Not to do it again. I just wish I knew what the fuck we did.

[–]unknownSubscriber 13 points14 points ago

First thing I noticed after he landed too, classy lol.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

From whence he came.

[–]down_vote_magnet 20 points21 points ago

Had to watch again. Cannot unsee.

[–]bieberfiever 11 points12 points ago

pretty sure it is one of these chairs.

[–]makeskidskill 5 points6 points ago

[–]RegulusRex 13 points14 points ago

(nsfw)

[–]onefourfive 1 point2 points ago

Cyborgmatt?

[–]notsurewhatiam 5 points6 points ago

Why sex furniture?

[–]lily1346 3 points4 points ago

That would be a question for the boy's parents!

[–]BoringUsername1 -1 points0 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 20 points21 points ago

At least it wasn't this couch.

[–]Noxwood 3 points4 points ago

I seem to be the only person that never got this.

[–]arminYellowHat 5 points6 points ago

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 1 point2 points ago

Nope, i'm right there with ya, seen this couch posted a million times and never understood it's relevance.

[–]cheeto44 4 points5 points ago

Appreciate that it means you don't have a severe problem with too much porno.

[–]GrandLordFarday 1 point2 points ago

I always wondered, why black couches? Why? WHY?

[–]UnexplainedBuffet 4 points5 points ago

To contrast the...white

[–]PFC_Obvious 2 points3 points ago

And by "white" he means semen and other excretions, and maybe also alludes to the fact that the walls in that particular room are painted white.

[–]BoringUsername1 0 points1 point ago

Those walls are off white, stop lying to yourself.

[–]boxsteam 0 points1 point ago

I hate that I know this.

[–]shutupjoey 3 points4 points ago

The chair brought him into the world, and it's going to take him out too.

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

Looked like dad and dad to me

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

Damn... I didn't know but now you give me an idea.

[–]fewthingsbotherme 46 points47 points ago

[–]pidginduck 29 points30 points ago

Not gonna lie, this looks like a really fun and happy family.

[–]telestrial 9 points10 points ago

The older guy's laugh made me smile. He just seems full of joy.

[–]azdak 2 points3 points ago

thank you for your honesty

[–]NotoriousSpoiler 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to lie, that comment was witty.

[–]Someguywithaquestion 10 points11 points ago

Damn, I thought he was sleeping. Makes the gif slightly less fun.

[–]TheDrunkkMachine 0 points1 point ago

The gif is better.

[–]sodawoski 25 points26 points ago

whats jeff bridges doing there?

[–]DroopySage 10 points11 points ago

I thought he was Hagrid in muggle clothes.

[–]I_h8_spiders 12 points13 points ago

Let's all just ignore the Liberator that the little kid landed on.

[–]AmbulatoryAndroid 3 points4 points ago

Well, it's not a B-24, or Daniel O'Connell.... Nope, you've lost me - what's a liberator?

[–]Fateful 5 points6 points ago

Liberator is a company that produces sex furniture among other products. Basically the premise is to design these products with the natural flow of the human body. http://www.liberator.com/ (NSFW)!

[–]pull_the_other_one 8 points9 points ago

Oh, so that's what the "weird couch" in my friend's parent's room was...

shit...

[–]cheeto44 0 points1 point ago

I saw my neighbor's kids a few years back using a sex wedge as a bicycle ramp. Didn't work very well for the kids, but the parents had five little brats, so it clearly worked for them.

[–]98PercentChimp 0 points1 point ago

Oh God.. I told my parents our Liberator was a "physiotherapy wedge" for my wife. Do you think they bought it?

[–]I_h8_spiders 0 points1 point ago

You have absolutely nothing to worry about unless they read SkyMall or any advertisement towards the back of any major magazine distributed in the US. (:

[–]xgcfreaker 13 points14 points ago

Was that Captain Lou Albano?!?

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

EVERYBODY DO THE MARIO!

[–]imnotwillferrell 21 points22 points ago

the redneck space program is coming along quite nicely

[–]bungabung 47 points48 points ago

Who came up with that bright idea?

[–]trebro 57 points58 points ago

the..sun

[–]Fairhur 70 points71 points ago

You're not very good at this, are you :/

[–]trebro 26 points27 points ago

the.. son? I was initially confused as to which way the pun should go

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[–]trebro 6 points7 points ago

I'm a student that promotes whiskey (Jim Beam). Okay

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

But my day job is mostly reddit

[–]oldgreg88 -4 points-3 points ago

The sun is not relevant to this situation at all. Light fixture does not equal sun. I do not have a sun in my living room.

[–]lurch00 3 points4 points ago

No Windows?

[–]trebro 14 points15 points ago

Linux bro

[–]oldgreg88 -2 points-1 points ago

The sun shines through into my living room, but I do not possess a sun within the confines of the room itself as I do a light fixture, which is the type of lighting that should pertain to any lighting related pun in this thread.

[–]Simba7 2 points3 points ago

They named the ceiling fan "the sun".

[–]Wolf_Everstone 1 point2 points ago

You sound like you'd be fun at parties.

[–]oldgreg88 2 points3 points ago

Well I usually am the life of the party, as everyone else has died of boredom.

[–]cheeto44 0 points1 point ago

I have a sun in my living room, but I like computer networking and servers.

[–]JewBoySandler 4 points5 points ago

It's okay, just nod and he'll eventually walk away.

[–]mackinoncougars -1 points0 points ago

he's dying over here..."Go toward the light, trebro"

[–]CC_DKP 0 points1 point ago

I found the idea very enlightening.

[–]sirkablaam 13 points14 points ago

It took me a long time to find where the kid who hits the fan came from.

[–]knumbknuts 66 points67 points ago

The kid is a big fan of the game.

[–]jimboslice234 33 points34 points ago

He is certainly the lightest of the three

[–]rawrgs 15 points16 points ago

This is certainly the height of entertainment.

[–]biggmclargehuge 9 points10 points ago

don't inflate the OP's ego too much

[–]TheRealDanP 3 points4 points ago

This thread isn't blowing up as much as I thought it would.

[–]JCXtreme 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna go get some air while I wait for this thread to lift off.

[–]Edwardnese -4 points-3 points ago

kid definitely got some air

[–]Tr0user 5 points6 points ago

He offered to pay for the damage but his cheque, ahem, bounced.

[–]wanderlvst -2 points-1 points ago

I hate these...

[–]y_the_mind_fuck 8 points9 points ago

I just lost the game.

[–]thekoolninja 1 point2 points ago

A fantastic lad, he is.

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

This pun isn't even remotely funny.

[–]Eddie_The_Brewer 4 points5 points ago

At least it was pneu.

[–]NPraisin 3 points4 points ago

"...at this point in Jerry Garcia's career, the diabetes and sleep deprivation had taken their full effect..."

[–]Larock 3 points4 points ago

Animated jpg? What is this sorcery?

[–]MyersVandalay 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering the same thing.

Oh my god when this technology goes big... when you see it scares could reach an all time terror level. "oh it's just a jpg.... NOOO!!!"

[–]the6060man 0 points1 point ago

Apparently it doesn't matter what image file extension you use on Imgur. i.e. http://i.imgur.com/VSuLW.PNG

[–]veedubbin -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say this.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 2 points3 points ago

Good for you.

[–]-JS- 7 points8 points ago

The next day he discovered he was Thor.

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[–]DiggingNoMore 1 point2 points ago

Behind you, like usual.

[–]PChuu22 2 points3 points ago

I totally want to try this now...except I want to launch someone when they're sleeping. The best head wounds are the ones you don't remember getting!

[–]DavidLeeGoth 3 points4 points ago

Flawless victory!

[–]ItsJesseBro 4 points5 points ago

That was shocking.

[–]rdm_box 1 point2 points ago

It's a camera flash.

[–]KoolGMatt 1 point2 points ago

Grandpa's face at the end. Pure joy.

[–]w00dbeck 1 point2 points ago

I'm a fan of this!

[–]BagOnuts 1 point2 points ago

What's gramps pointing to at the end there?

[–]fani 1 point2 points ago

Was that a flash or electric shock at the apex?

[–]rdm_box 2 points3 points ago

Camera flash

[–]exor674 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing it's ( at least ) one of the light bulbs failing [ assuming incandescent and not CFL ].

Protip: white-hot pieces of tungsten really do not like being jostled ( say, by having a kid being thrown into them ).

[–]mercury888 1 point2 points ago

jpg? wtf

[–]archemedes_rex 1 point2 points ago

"I did not expect this degree of propulsion! We need to reframe the equation. Back to the chalkboard!"

[–]Gigabeto 1 point2 points ago

good thing that ceiling fan wasn't on

[–]RepostCommenter 1 point2 points ago

The fun you can have with reposts.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Watch out for the ceiling. 1com 10pts 3hrs gifs
Ouch. 3coms 57pts 5mos gifs
How NOT to change a light bulb. 1com 36pts 8mos gifs
Way better than a trampoline, I'd say 32coms 457pts 8mos funny
Captain Lou Albano comes back to life to fuck this kid's shit up 14coms 153pts 1yr gifs
In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best idea 119coms 777pts 1yr funny
Did he hit the fan??? 6coms 14pts 1yr funny
What goes up must come down. 4coms 19pts 8mos funny
the best way to wake someone up 12coms 130pts 8mos gif
I wanna go next! 37coms 172pts 1yr funny
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[–]Mr_Withers 3 points4 points ago

This is a repost, but I can't help but hear the Grandpa's laugh in my head ever single time.

[–]nettles121 10 points11 points ago

yes, but now i can do THIS.

[–]angel_warrior 1 point2 points ago

I watched this repeatedly for about 5min. I still can't get enough.

[–]Tr0user 0 points1 point ago

Have they figured out how to move like people in The Matrix? I swear to shit that they spend far too long in the air.

[–]tuoder 0 points1 point ago

Now do it with the fan on.

[–]Thefuckingboss 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

[–]excearulo 0 points1 point ago

is the blue flash him being electrocuted by the fan?

[–]rdm_box 2 points3 points ago

Camera flash.

[–]nostradumba55 0 points1 point ago

The look of horror on the old man's face as he struggled to get up, but instead, realizing the kid was probably already dead, started to laugh manically.

[–]moneypg13 0 points1 point ago

hi

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I hope that poor fan is ok....

[–]heisenberg00 0 points1 point ago

does anyone know where to find the video for this?

[–]WiseOldPanda 0 points1 point ago

The old guys face is priceless.

[–]Marcos_95 0 points1 point ago

Why do people keep saying he landed on sex furniture? I'm from United States of Freedom, is it some kind of European thing or what..? Please explain :c

[–]NoBrakes58 2 points3 points ago

NSFW: www.liberator.com

Look at that. Then look what he landed on. Then note the similarities...

[–]Marcos_95 0 points1 point ago

Oh! Thanks! Now it makes more sense!

[–]matttrick 0 points1 point ago

came for liberator comments. carry on

[–]Helmic_Thighbottom 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's, like, just your opinion, man.

[–]SutureTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

Shortest origin story ever.

[–]adamrvoss 0 points1 point ago

I like how the kid almost lost his head and still comes up with a smile.

[–]superpoweredllama 0 points1 point ago

"That air was electric, bro."

[–]pipi55 0 points1 point ago

He was in the middle of the hang time but then... he had a flash...

[–]GrowlinKris 0 points1 point ago

Sure place the kid right under the lamp, so he could jump into it. What can possibly go wrong?

[–]imsohighondrugs 0 points1 point ago

the man in the striped shirt... his face.. priceless

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

In some parts of the world, this is considered good parenting.

[–]SovietPoland 1 point2 points ago

In Australia this is a tradition to attempt to become right side up.

[–]pascalchristian 0 points1 point ago

.jpg? What sorcery is this?

[–]bonerland11 0 points1 point ago

Is a that Captain Lou Albano???

[–]TheProle 0 points1 point ago

We have the exact same Coleman air mattress and I am guilty of launching my son from it more than a few times.

[–]atomicspin 0 points1 point ago

I love lamp.

[–]Metatron_1 0 points1 point ago

Tittle should say; the pain you can have with an air bed...ouch.

[–]Mysteriousdoor 0 points1 point ago

Regardless of being hit by the fan, I would love to be a part of this family.

[–]jsullivan1331 0 points1 point ago

"WWE, Living-room Smackdown" is really taking off!

[–]adamaniac2 0 points1 point ago

Now the kids unconscious, and they have their way with him.

[–]YAISEDDIT 0 points1 point ago

This .gif is lights out funny!

[–]RubertJenkis 0 points1 point ago

thats so cool

[–]Chef_de_Stein 0 points1 point ago

That's serious height. Need to get an air mattress just to try it out, won't try it out under a fan tho haha ouchhh.

[–]dogsncigs 0 points1 point ago

The dad's reaction at the end is priceless

[–]Levski123 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of man vs fan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLn7-grn5Js

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

1.21 jiggawatz!

[–]tedtutors 0 points1 point ago

That's when the kid hits the fan.

[–]TheAnnoyingLife 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking funny.

[–]have_an_upvote_or_2 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone notice the flash of electricity when his head impacted the light of the fan?

[–]LarperPro 0 points1 point ago

It would be more awesome if the ceiling fan was on.

[–]manningt17 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Truly retarded move, although, undoubtedly hilarious.

[–]stevemeister23 0 points1 point ago

whats more awesome is the Dad... or Grandpa i guess? just having a part i the fun. enjoying himself. Good Guy Gramps.

[–]Somethingironic45 0 points1 point ago

Don't go into the light!!!!

[–]Tom2Die 0 points1 point ago

ok, I have an air mattress...now I just need people to do this.

[–]Oppositesattract 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the BLOB!

[–]Firestix 0 points1 point ago

This is a JPEG file...

WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!?

[–]adw00t 0 points1 point ago

Yeah...now thats some out-of-body experience!

[–]AustinMiniMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]Half_Day_Hero 0 points1 point ago

As a person who's held accountable for health and safety, these kind of things remind me why I actually have to stop people from doing obviously (to me) stupid things.

Also, duuuhh!

:p

[–]__isuckateverything_ 0 points1 point ago

At least he has friends :(

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 0 points1 point ago

Is that a camera flash or did a bulb blow?

[–]lukestauntaun 0 points1 point ago

Capt'n Lou Albino ladies and gents....

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I love stupid people.

[–]hells_cowbells 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't really paying attention at first, and didn't initially see the kid. It freaked me out when I saw a kid flying toward the ceiling.

[–]OMallyRed 0 points1 point ago

STOP FUCKING REPOSTING THIS FUCKING PICTURE FUCK.

[–]mzvmix -1 points0 points ago

That kid flew like three meters.

[–]Boardndave -1 points0 points ago

Fat Colonel Sanders? Is that you?

[–]camehereforthecookie -1 points0 points ago

"Hey, Grandpa! Come help me and my friend with something!"

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[–]mulkeen -1 points0 points ago

I so hope it isn't fake! :). This is AMAZING!

[–]charityvote -1 points0 points ago

I watched this with the lullaby post still playing in my head