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[–]Davidk11 11 points12 points ago

Rizzo the rat uses the same exercise regimen.

[–]Esman78 2 points3 points ago

Did he just wink at me at 0:21??

[–]DissapointedBird 2 points3 points ago

Yeah baby.

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 0 points1 point ago

What is the name of the second song? Before the rocky theme?

And if anyone knows, what movie is it featured in?

I recognize the song from a movie.

[–]asthmaticpunk 1 point2 points ago

It's The End by The Doors. Featured heavily in Apocalypse Now.

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 0 points1 point ago

A sincere thank you.

[–]defiledlegion 11 points12 points ago

Mouse, not a rat:)

[–]roflcopterswtams 1 point2 points ago

Mice? I thought she had rats.

[–]roflcopterswtams 0 points1 point ago

Nah man. Rats are outside, mice are inside.

[–]roflcopterswtams 1 point2 points ago

Yo. But what if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat? And if a rat is in the house, does it become a mouse?

[–]roflcopterswtams 1 point2 points ago

I aint never seen no mouse outside.

[–]roflcopterswtams 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A RAT FOOL.

[–]roflcopterswtams 1 point2 points ago

Damn! You might've just made a fact just now. That's some real shit.

[–]mouschi 7 points8 points ago

Poor form. He's going to hurt his neck with all that swinging up and down. Needs to learn to isolate.

[–]RabidWyrm 13 points14 points ago

I find that quite disturbing...

[–]JabbaDHutt 2 points3 points ago

Watch the video in the top comment and you'll feel better.

[–]B386 4 points5 points ago

[–]zGlitchMobz 7 points8 points ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

[–]altshiftM 0 points1 point ago

What SHOULD HAVE killed him is making him stronger. Someone get the sticky traps!

[–]doctorwhocrazy 6 points7 points ago

+1 for seamless GIF

[–]KidTheFat 8 points9 points ago

I think you better take another look. There is a seam there.

[–]beardiswhereilive 1 point2 points ago

You can see it because pixels.

[–]geeyoffthehook 1 point2 points ago

original bowflex

[–]peacecake 1 point2 points ago

Did the muppets do that?

[–]oyezoyez 1 point2 points ago

This is how Joey's Ratata came to be in the top percentage of Ratatas.

[–]BBQsauce18 1 point2 points ago

AND 1 and 2 and 3 and 4.

[–]tinamou63 3 points4 points ago

You gotta have a good rattitude to exercise like that.

[–]paddypower256 4 points5 points ago

I mean he is using a pretty cool contraption to work out with

[–]hotsauce69247 2 points3 points ago

Oh great, another cheesy pun thread

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

Nice quads.

[–]onelessdigit 0 points1 point ago

That would probably be very difficult for a rat.

[–]Z3r0Axi5 0 points1 point ago

thats not how you bench...

[–]LameName95 0 points1 point ago

What makes it more sad is that there is an identical exercise to that called skull crushers. =*(

[–]NachosPR 0 points1 point ago

Mickey gon tear shit up!!

[–]viccyslade 0 points1 point ago

that's what you'd call a gym rat...

[–]someweirdguy 0 points1 point ago

[–]mr_o_uk 0 points1 point ago

The reason they get ripped?

To get the ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmPuknv9hYc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]Chaquator 0 points1 point ago

I've learned how rats get ripped but not how reposts get upvoted

[–]Spaztic_monkey 0 points1 point ago

That is a mouse...in a mousetrap....

[–]eweb44 0 points1 point ago

How a mouse gets muscles.

[–]Vince_Santa 0 points1 point ago

By ripped do you mean ripped in half?

[–]CrimsonSun99 0 points1 point ago

[–]404-shame-not-found 0 points1 point ago

amazing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You know, that a mouse, but whatever, it's cool.

[–]B3tween2Ferns 0 points1 point ago

Horrible form.

[–]Siestasam 0 points1 point ago

should be on /r/toosoon

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting to see the mouse get ripped in half

[–]thefattestman22 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was going to be that gif of the snapping turtle ripping a rat in half...

[–]flamingiceriver 0 points1 point ago

I thought ripped in a different way.

[–]efrenjo 0 points1 point ago

That's how Splinter did it.

[–]MrConnerr 0 points1 point ago

Que Rocky theme song

[–]Meganheartt 0 points1 point ago

This breaks my heart )));

[–]Girl_in_Pearls 0 points1 point ago

As a owner of rats. New favorite gif

[–]Cptn_Hook -3 points-2 points ago

That is a mouse, and I think it's fake.

[–]DissapointedBird 8 points9 points ago

No man, it's totally real.

[–]ravia -2 points-1 points ago

Not funny. Sadistic. Ugly. Fuck you.

[–]frankyboy4my -1 points0 points ago

Thats à dutch cheese commercial NL:Dat is een Nederlandse kaas reclame

[–]JaggedToaster12 -1 points0 points ago

My reddit-mind read "raped" not "ripped"...