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Wet koalas are not as cute as dry ones. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ChatGarou 1743 points1744 points ago

This has already been posted and already found to be a photoshop of a dog's jaws over a koala.

Here is the original image.

And what a koala mouth really looks like.

[edit: didn't really mean for everyone to downvote this post. It's still pretty creepy looking.]

[–]relishthethought 623 points624 points ago

The second picture is actually more terrifying than OP's pic.

[–]BrazilianPotato 180 points181 points ago

Second pic looks like he'll kill you AND enjoy it at the same time.... psycho

[–]Joony13 68 points69 points ago

OP's pic is just beastly, but this one... this one makes it look like a sophisticated killer. Like it'll sneak up on you at night and kill you in your sleep.

[–]GetYourAlbatros 48 points49 points ago

Dropbears...

[–]VWBusMan 22 points23 points ago

its Koannibal Lecter! Uncanny resemblance to Mr Hopkins!

*Edited for Picture

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 4 points5 points ago

Hello Clarice

[–]heebie 1 point2 points ago

No, Clarice, I shall allow you to enjoy your death as much as I will.

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    [–]WhyAmINotStudying 28 points29 points ago

    Psykoala

    [–]HorseSplashes 13 points14 points ago

    Qu'est-ce que c'est?

    [–]SquidAngel 3 points4 points ago

    I choose you!

    [–]notlooking4treble 1 point2 points ago

    A new downtempo electronic dance craze that's sweeping the nation!

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      [–]MarkusXC94 1 point2 points ago

      The last picture reminds me a little of Mr. PoPo. Idk, maybe it's just me

      [–]Uncomplicated 1 point2 points ago

      **creepy psycho

      [–]yugung 1 point2 points ago

      Does this pic amuse you? like a clown?

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        [–]hinduguru 59 points60 points ago

        so koalas aren't bears right? still, second picture is scarier than most bears

        [–]NazzerDawk 64 points65 points ago

        Nope, they are Marsupials. They are closer to an opossum or a kangaroo than a bear.

        [–]Avohaj 24 points25 points ago

        and bears are closer related to the dog the jaws were photoshopped from than to the koala.

        edit: you activated my trap card! I fixed the typo and now your comment looks irrelevant, muhahaha!

        [–]CancerousJedi 58 points59 points ago

        Covering all your bases with "than then." I like the way you think.

        [–]WhyAmINotStudying 17 points18 points ago

        Of course they're closer. Opossums and kangaroos live in Australia, while bears are thousands of miles away.

        [–]DrizztDoUrden 6 points7 points ago

        Possums live in Australia. Opossums do not.

        [–]SaltyBabe 12 points13 points ago

        Possums live in Australia, opossums live in north America!

        [–]AryaArgetlam 1 point2 points ago

        wait they're related to opossums??! Explains why the bastards can be so creepy when they want to..

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          [–]polarlover 20 points21 points ago

          TIL the appearance of the "Predator" was based off of a wet koala.

          [–]HereForTheBuffet 3 points4 points ago

          Koala Wayne Gacy

          [–]MTVButtpluggedInNY 5 points6 points ago

          Kind of in a Chucky from Child's Play sense.

          [–]DurianDurian 1 point2 points ago

          Jesus, it looks like Chucky

          [–]Redsonrising 2 points3 points ago

          Yeah, this one looks like it's trying to blow up my brain with it's mind.

          [–]l_RAPE_GRAPES 2 points3 points ago

          I sort of thought the second picture looked like Mr. Bean for some reason.

          just me?

          [–]sjbelko 1 point2 points ago

          The second pic looks like Jack Nicholson

          [–]Sember 1 point2 points ago

          Looks like Chucky

          [–]hey_dave 1 point2 points ago

          Reddit has ruined just about everything I ever loved.

          [–]gillesvdo 1 point2 points ago

          Thank god it's dry then.

          [–]KyBones 1 point2 points ago

          Looks like..

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            [–]skepticalchameleon 64 points65 points ago

            Slightly cuter photo of same koala

            [–]ANALINGUS_ADVENTURES 35 points36 points ago

            He's licking the blood of the village's children off of his lips.

            [–]PasswordLost 1 point2 points ago

            Oh man, can these koala pics get more eerie. That's straight up deranged.

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              [–]cmyerty 221 points222 points ago

              I think the real image is still nosleep material.

              [–]youjuscottowned 37 points38 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/OPxzo.gif

              [–]cmyerty 2 points3 points ago

              *shudders

              [–]carolinax 1 point2 points ago

              :(!!

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                [–]nxst123 82 points83 points ago

                Agreed. Koala bears creep me out.

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

                [–]YourOpinionFuckIt 75 points76 points ago

                Say 'bear' again. Say 'bear' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say bear one more Goddamn time!

                [–]guninmouth 54 points55 points ago

                bare

                [–]technorobot 28 points29 points ago

                This is probably unintentionally the best account name to comment after a Samuel L. Jackson quote.

                [–]Saito915 11 points12 points ago

                I already had an erection by the second comment here, now it fucking hurts.

                [–]porkboi 6 points7 points ago

                Well, I can't be mad at you now.

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                  [–]R3Mx 25 points26 points ago

                  As an Australian - I am never going outside again.

                  [–]soyabstemio 21 points22 points ago

                  Critters just gonna have to come inside and get you.

                  [–]fondlemeLeroy 19 points20 points ago

                  You're assuming they can fit through the front door.

                  [–]FlipStik 15 points16 points ago

                  You're assuming they have to fit through the door.

                  [–]adam_antichrist 1 point2 points ago

                  thats ok, we have tiny spiders which can kill you

                  [–]Twl1 11 points12 points ago

                  As an American, I've seen things in your land much more deserving of your Aussie fear thanks to Crocodile Hunter.

                  [–]Notmyrealname 7 points8 points ago

                  Yeah, better to stay inside where all the snakes and bugs will crawl into your shoes.

                  [–]mudswitch 26 points27 points ago

                  I'm pretty sure it's a drop bear.

                  [–]heavyflo 15 points16 points ago

                  As an Australian I can confirm this is definitely a drop bear. No question. You can tell by the unhingable jaw. That's how they devour a human as they fall.

                  [–]fistman 1 point2 points ago

                  As a zoologist, I can confirm that.

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                    [–]alcakd 16 points17 points ago

                    What the SHIT?!

                    When he went all 'slow mo' to swipe at the koala I was thinking "Well... this is boring, it's like watching two very very elderly people attempt to smack each other".

                    Then suddenly, whoa. They noises they make are also really damn intense for something that looks so cuddly. Sounds like an ape/monkey grunting.

                    [–]thedudemann08 19 points20 points ago

                    Personally I think watching two elderly people attempt to smack each other would be hilarious... am I a bad person?

                    [–]Detry 18 points19 points ago

                    Have a youtube show where you go around to nursing homes and start fights.

                    "Marge said you were a big fat liar and that your grandson isn't a doctor, she said he gives handjobs at truck stops for drug money."

                    [–]thedudemann08 2 points3 points ago

                    You brilliant bastard!

                    [–]n3onfx 6 points7 points ago

                    Nope.

                    [–]abw80 4 points5 points ago

                    Like this?

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                      [–]bikerwalla 1 point2 points ago

                      That was courtship behavior. She was screaming at him that she was too high up and was going to fall, which is how females attract opportunistic males. He reaches up trying to test the waters; she doesn't move away from his approach; and he jumps underneath her and goes for it... but he's too eager and gets the angles wrong, goes for the immobilizing arm bite before he's embraced her, and they both fall into the lower branches. He tries singing his death metal love song, but she's not impressed.

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                        [–]doiten 74 points75 points ago

                        Fucking death metal vocals right there

                        [–]Kela3000 12 points13 points ago

                        The above video from about 0:50...

                        ...and some goregrind song.

                        Youtube Doubler is down, so this will have to do. And while we're on the subject, this band just has the best song titles: Necrocoprophagia, Spastic Anal Lacerations, Skullfucking Neonatal Necrosis, Force Fed Shredded Genitalia... Genius!

                        [–]mutantlabor 23 points24 points ago

                        Someone get these kids a record contract.

                        [–]FThisNoise 10 points11 points ago

                        Fuck yeah. Brutal gutturals and shrieking.

                        [–]rarely_heard_opinion 13 points14 points ago

                        and they say shrieks and gutural screams are unnatural

                        pshaw

                        [–]I_Hate_Reddit_ 1 point2 points ago

                        Oh, you read the comments too?

                        [–]schlampe__humper 6 points7 points ago

                        And they always pick the trees right beside my bedroom window to sit in and grunt all night, for gods sake just fight or fuck and quit the grunting!

                        [–]WretchedLocket 2 points3 points ago

                        Reminds me of my brother and I in the back of the car on long road trips.

                        "Quit looking at me! Mom, dad, he's looking at me! Stop it, fucker!"

                        [–]gardnecl 1 point2 points ago

                        Isn't the "death metal yodel" that the koala who reaches up also the males mating call?

                        [–]Kombat_Wombat 1 point2 points ago

                        The other koala was so scared that he crapped his pants.

                        [–]Aithyne 1 point2 points ago

                        I am not sure I like Koalas any more. At least, not in that "aww, cute!" way.

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                          [–]ChatGarou 10 points11 points ago

                          You know when a cuddly little koala is pissed off that some serious stuff is about to go down.

                          [–]1541drive 2 points3 points ago

                          THAT LOOK... it's like it knows something. It knows how to hurt you.

                          [–]PasswordLost 2 points3 points ago

                          It went from "I AM SATAN" to "I will kill your family when you sleep".

                          [–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

                          Those eyes.

                          [–]username_collector 1 point2 points ago

                          Here, have some cat bread.

                          [–]kimchifart 1 point2 points ago

                          I think you're on the pussy part of the spectrum if you can't sleep after seeing a picture of a wet Koala.

                          [–]Loveknuckle 1 point2 points ago

                          Images of a Zombie Koala standing in an open doorway in the middle of the night....eww, shudder.

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                            [–]PaulaDeensDildo 19 points20 points ago

                            That second picture reminds me of Wayne Knight.

                            [–]en-aye-ese-tee-why 15 points16 points ago

                            Should have just said Newman.

                            [–]BigBassBone 1 point2 points ago

                            You mean Nedry?

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                              [–]john2kxx 6 points7 points ago

                              Oh, you mean Newman?

                              [–]PaulaDeensDildo 6 points7 points ago

                              Hello, Wayne Knight.

                              [–]mottese 5 points6 points ago

                              The koala reminds me of this lady.

                              [–]PaulaDeensDildo 3 points4 points ago

                              PaulaDeensDildo likes the Wat Lady.

                              [–]tfw_no_gf 1 point2 points ago

                              You mean that guy that was in Space Jam?

                              [–]cerebrix 26 points27 points ago

                              silly americans

                              THATS NOT A KOALA THATS A DROP BEAR AND THEY ARENT SOMETHING TO BE JOKED ABOUT

                              [–]BeadleBelfry 10 points11 points ago

                              JESUS CHRIST, PUT SOME VEGEMITE BEHIND YOUR EARS OR THAT BITCH'LL EAT YOU.

                              [–]k2d2 7 points8 points ago

                              Mental note: don't spray koala with a hose

                              [–]Crippleoneastick 7 points8 points ago

                              Were the Gremlin movies inspired by this?

                              [–]evilsibe 3 points4 points ago

                              Funny to see you outside of r/furry :3

                              [–]ChatGarou 2 points3 points ago

                              I'm in stealth mode!

                              [–]Radialshifter 1 point2 points ago

                              upvotes for more CATFACES :3

                              its not used enough on Reddit :(

                              [–]nickpinkk 4 points5 points ago

                              the second picture is sort of quietly sinister. Like a koala Hannibal Lector.

                              [–]billyboogie 3 points4 points ago

                              I specifically opened the comments to see if anyone thought the mouth looked fake. Good job, eyes... Though this begs the question..why would someone bother?

                              [–]timewillcrash 13 points14 points ago

                              You took out all the fun, but take an upvote

                              [–]Mck367 2 points3 points ago

                              both of those originals are still kinda creepy

                              [–]curtquarquesso 2 points3 points ago

                              The truth is out there... Still creepy as all getout. Those eyes will melt clean through a man's soul.

                              [–]Milesaboveu 2 points3 points ago

                              Second pic. Jack Nicholson?

                              [–]Hippophae 2 points3 points ago

                              I thought that was a pretty strange set of teeth for something that eats trees...

                              [–]adam_antichrist 2 points3 points ago

                              On behalf of all the Australian wildlife biologists, I thank you.

                              [–]Dustii7 2 points3 points ago

                              DAMMIT REDDIT, STOP RUINING EVERYTHING WITH THE TRUTH

                              [–]pixiesong 2 points3 points ago

                              He's just so angry and wet.

                              [–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points ago

                              Damn, that koala is undressing me with it's eyes.

                              [–]SaxyTimeReloaded 2 points3 points ago

                              I was going to say... that's a canine mouth. What is it doing on a marsupial?

                              [–]RhinoMan2112 1 point2 points ago

                              Oh GOD it looks like some kind of creepy clown....

                              [–]pulifrici 1 point2 points ago

                              things is that's not a koala, it's a drop bear

                              [–]TC10284 1 point2 points ago

                              Who else thinks the second pic kind of looks like an unmasked Predator face?

                              [–]yemd 1 point2 points ago

                              Everyone should downvote it because it is a fake and because it is a repost without a repost tag.

                              [–]HillTopTerrace 1 point2 points ago

                              I giggles when I saw the real mouth. IS SO SMALL.

                              [–]kl464411 1 point2 points ago

                              Really? I thought that it was a edit from Peter Jackson's Dead Alive AKA Braindead

                              [–]progdrumr 1 point2 points ago

                              The picture of what the koala bears mouth really looks like has an Anthony Hopkins thing going on there....

                              [–]Jaumpasama 1 point2 points ago

                              Those eyes. I had no idea.

                              [–]rthed 1 point2 points ago

                              Also, in the original photoset, there is proof that wet koalas are perfectly capable of being as cute as dry ones

                              http://www.flickr.com/photos/oz_drdolittle/3239166096/

                              [–]Kashus 1 point2 points ago

                              the actual koala mouth makes it look like Newman...

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                                [–]Darkhorse81 143 points144 points ago

                                http://imgur.com/DLrwl

                                [–]WhyAmINotStudying 36 points37 points ago

                                No, that can't be real. He's too adorable.

                                [–]Darkhorse81 2 points3 points ago

                                pretty sure it is. who ever took the picture struck gold.

                                [–]scargnar 2 points3 points ago

                                the dark horse is the metalheads' bar in my town.

                                [–]bitchkat 107 points108 points ago

                                That's a drop bear. Look up, stay alive.

                                [–]lcpunk 31 points32 points ago

                                cover yourself in urine to avoid attacks!

                                [–]Erevis 1 point2 points ago

                                Nah mate, all you need is a little Vegemite. This isn't a drop bear of course, you'd never be able to catch one of the bastards on camera.

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                                  [–]Mattyboy10 13 points14 points ago

                                  For the uneducated: http://www.dropbearaware.com/

                                  [–]aussieidiot 6 points7 points ago

                                  As an Australian I can confirm that it is indeed a drop bear. What tyou can't see from the image is that it's twice as big as a normal koala.

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                                    [–]bitchesbkrazy 30 points31 points ago

                                    Plus, since Koala are herbivorous they would have teeth with flatter surfaces like molars for grinding leaves. I believe they only eat eucalyptus leaves. They have no need for canine (sharp) teeth. On top of that, it is a bad photoshop job because the mandible is not aligned with the maxilla.

                                    [–]SimilarImage 181 points182 points ago

                                    Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
                                    6 days erehgafsua I was hiking through a remote Australian State Forest, heard hissing and turned around. I'll never be the same again... Not snake. here 66 61
                                    6 days erehgafsua I was hiking through a remote Australian State Forest, heard hissing and turned around. I'll never be the same again... Not snake. /r/pics 28 -9
                                    4 days donutv The scariest koala ever here 34 116

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                                    [–]VervetDrunkey 70 points71 points ago

                                    Is it just me or has the repost turnaround time on reddit dropped to like a week?

                                    [–]Brumworth 16 points17 points ago

                                    If even, some people are reposting things not even 24 hours after the first.

                                    [–]G182 73 points74 points ago

                                    Summerfags

                                    [–]DownvotesOwnPost 2 points3 points ago

                                    It's dropped to a few days. Sometimes the original is still on the front page.

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                                      [–]irawwwr 24 points25 points ago

                                      "I was hiking through a remote Australian State Forest, heard hissing and turned around. I'll never be the same again... Not snake."
                                      Karma Whoring at its best and worst.

                                      [–]Zoomalude 7 points8 points ago

                                      It truly is. A provocative headline is 90% of getting people to click. You could have the most amazing, original content ever but if you give it a mediocre headline, it's going to end up at 23 points and someone will certainly repost it in a week for 3000.

                                      I hate understanding this shit. Feels like growing up. :-/

                                      [–]hinduguru 15 points16 points ago

                                      I love what you do here

                                      [–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 18 points19 points ago

                                      Classic case of OP being a faggot.

                                      [–]liz_is 29 points30 points ago

                                      You can't get Mogwais wet!

                                      [–]PortaParty 3 points4 points ago

                                      Or, how to go from Gizmo to Mohawk with one bucket of water.

                                      [–]mrsv 7 points8 points ago

                                      Hmm let's try and feed it after midnight.

                                      [–]mawgwhy 3 points4 points ago

                                      I wouldn't do that

                                      [–]BeadleBelfry 35 points36 points ago

                                      I am so ashamed of reddit right now it's not even funny. The original, unshopped version: http://i.imgur.com/nzeuH.jpg

                                      [–]jamar0303 5 points6 points ago

                                      Now it just looks offended.

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                                        [–]Nanabas 14 points15 points ago

                                        Don't feed it after midnight.

                                        [–]phuphu 14 points15 points ago

                                        Wet pussy are not cute too.

                                        http://i.imgur.com/4UFL5.jpg

                                        [–]timewillcrash 5 points6 points ago

                                        Stay tuned for the new Syfy Original Movie: Koalas

                                        [–]trinlayk 2 points3 points ago

                                        "Mad as a wet koala..."

                                        [–]swchipot 9 points10 points ago

                                        And there go my plans of sleeping ever again.

                                        [–]myadora 2 points3 points ago

                                        Damn, koala, you scary!

                                        [–]IAmTheGingaNinja 1 point2 points ago

                                        I'd say kill it with fire but it's wet....

                                        [–]Nerflet 1 point2 points ago

                                        Real or not, this is fucking terrifying.

                                        [–]TmlzMiso 1 point2 points ago

                                        Looks like an uruk-hai.

                                        [–]lionlane 1 point2 points ago

                                        WHO FED IT AFTER 12?!

                                        [–]mrhobbers1 1 point2 points ago

                                        This is a perfect /r/aww picture

                                        [–]ashleyalexiss 1 point2 points ago

                                        I have never clicked out of something so fast in my life. Holy. Shit.

                                        [–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

                                        I have never clicked 
out of something so fast in 
my life. Holy. Shit.

                                        [–]mudswitch 1 point2 points ago

                                        Guys, it's a drop bear.

                                        [–]Bit_Chewy 1 point2 points ago

                                        Q Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

                                        A Because it was dead.

                                        Q Why did the kangaroo drop dead?

                                        A Because the koala fell on it.

                                        Q Why did the tree fall down?

                                        A Because the koala was tied to it.

                                        [–]Scarletwings 1 point2 points ago

                                        Me: Haha it's looks so angry when it's wet! Wait, whats on it's chest..? zoom in SWEET BABY ZEUS!!!!

                                        [–]helluva 1 point2 points ago

                                        Real life Owl Bear!

                                        [–]The_Incredulous_Hulk 1 point2 points ago

                                        He looks pissed! I don't think you should have sprayed him with a hose.

                                        [–]Cainnabis 1 point2 points ago

                                        holy shit that is now what I expected. Looks like Alf a little bit

                                        [–]zugtug 1 point2 points ago

                                        I had no idea that Koalas were related to the Mogwai... Someone must have fed it after midnight too...

                                        [–]olemt 1 point2 points ago

                                        This post had 666 upvotes. it felt wrong to upvote...but i had to!

                                        [–]kingtimmy 1 point2 points ago

                                        "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"

                                        [–]coppersink 1 point2 points ago

                                        Well, if he didn't want to get wet he shouldn't have come to Britain for the summer.

                                        [–]torontoitguy 1 point2 points ago

                                        Yeah, eh?

                                        [–]ableom 1 point2 points ago

                                        Really, front page? A reposted FAKE?

                                        [–]jengerbread 1 point2 points ago

                                        My friend just texted this to me with a message that said Wake up Mother Fucker.

                                        Should have know that bitch got it from reddit.

                                        [–]Naggers123 1 point2 points ago

                                        http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/183110-ss_preview_eg_amnesia03.jpg

                                        [–]merkil 1 point2 points ago

                                        wet or dry, given the chance they will fuck you up.

                                        [–]YourPlusOne 1 point2 points ago

                                        "FUS RO DAH"

                                        [–]ukrnne 1 point2 points ago

                                        Immediately thought of this.

                                        [–]thetoethumb 1 point2 points ago

                                        Upvoted for not calling it a koala bear.

                                        [–]longrodvonhuttendong 1 point2 points ago

                                        its a repost of a repost! http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wdfh6/the_scariest_koala_ever/ way to go!

                                        [–]bananafeet12 1 point2 points ago

                                        Holy fuck, that is disturbing

                                        [–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

                                        I don't like koalas anymore.

                                        [–]lgullredge 1 point2 points ago

                                        definitely a drop bear. check my sources http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear/ http://www.dropbearaware.com/

                                        [–]technorobot 1 point2 points ago

                                        Full Chlamydia mode activated.

                                        [–]Notmyrealname 1 point2 points ago

                                        I guess Mitch Hedberg got this one wrong.

                                        [–]entropy111 1 point2 points ago

                                        i thought it said ARE as cute as dry ones....

                                        [–]Captain_Pork_Sparrow 1 point2 points ago

                                        Damn... How many times has this been reposted?

                                        [–]mulligrubs 1 point2 points ago

                                        Okay... after two and a half years it's time to start downvoting things.

                                        [–]tompr1997 1 point2 points ago

                                        Reeeeeeeeeeeeepost!

                                        [–]S133py 1 point2 points ago

                                        The horror... the horror.

                                        [–]MrBobandy 1 point2 points ago

                                        A few years back I was in Australia, and we went to a zoo. I was asked if I'd like to pet a Koala and I very enthusiastically agreed to do so (It felt like a once in a lifetime opportunity). Someone had just poured water on him, so his head and upper back were all wet and completely unpettable, so obviously I decided to pet the lower back - this turned out to be its arse, and I was told not to pet it there because it would attack me. So I stopped petting it and went to see the kangaroos, and there were two having sex.

                                        [–]Lazerus101 1 point2 points ago

                                        Photoshopped shit is photoshopped.

                                        [–]Pretty_Boy_Floyd 1 point2 points ago

                                        They also carry Syphilis, cute or not I stay the fuck away plus they are known to be aggressive and bite people...fuck that shit.

                                        [–]VagrantWolf 1 point2 points ago

                                        SWEET GOD IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN. I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

                                        [–]Gemeril 1 point2 points ago

                                        What are the rules for koalas again? No feeding after midnight, and DON'T get them wet?

                                        [–]g00n 1 point2 points ago

                                        It looks like a dead koala has been reanimated by a white walker.

                                        [–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

                                        did you kn ow they get so little nutrition that thier brain cavity has gotten smaller over time?

                                        [–]BossDulciJo 1 point2 points ago

                                        Downvote for the third repost of this in a week.

                                        [–]Dropbear81 1 point2 points ago

                                        That's not a koala, it's a dropbear. Trust me, I know these things.

                                        [–]yourafagyourafag 1 point2 points ago

                                        Is aculy a drop ber.

                                        [–]dustinlib 1 point2 points ago

                                        Drop bear!

                                        [–]amassingham 1 point2 points ago

                                        That's a drop bear.

                                        [–]Jamula 1 point2 points ago

                                        No. That is not a Koala, that my friends is the infamous Australian Drop Bear.

                                        http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear/

                                        [–]graphictruth 1 point2 points ago

                                        you see what happens when you get them wet? DAMN it, do NOT get them WET!

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