this post was submitted on
725 points (62% like it)
1,758 up votes 1,033 down votes

funny

subscribe2,634,658 readers

7,587 users here now

Results of the facebook poll

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 22 comments

[–]xampl9 27 points28 points ago

Wolverine - the guy with the built-in bottle openers.

[–]Phapeu 6 points7 points ago

You can open bottles with your teeth. I wouldn't recommend it though. I did it for years until I saw my friend crack his tooth in half doing it.

[–]Burning_Kobun 2 points3 points ago

my friend uses his teeth to make a hole to get the last few drops

[–]Negro_Napoleon 2 points3 points ago

describe his pain

[–]Phapeu 0 points1 point ago

There was none really. He was quite drunk.

[–]coottenhimer 28 points29 points ago

The repost guy? Yeah we hate you for it too.

[–]mdnrnr 3 points4 points ago

Hey guise, have you seen this?

[–]transla70r 2 points3 points ago

so you are saying you would hate to have a healing factor that makes modern medicine look like a pc running windows 3.0.

[–]Anielkar 12 points13 points ago

I would love to be Wolwerine at least once.

[–]stilldash 5 points6 points ago

At least until they start killing the women you love.

[–]big4M20 2 points3 points ago

His healing factor patches over bad memories. So, eventually you'd just forget.

[–]eff_bawmb 2 points3 points ago

... What?

[–]bubbameister33 6 points7 points ago

For some reason, his healing factor makes him forget all the really traumatizing shit he's been through. His memory loss isn't from the experiments done to him but from his healing factor.

[–]big4M20 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't have said it better myself. It's always a pleasure to meet another Howlett fan. By far my favourite marvel character.

[–]Killsitty 1 point2 points ago

Wonder twin power activate form of BEER!

[–]WreckerCrew -2 points-1 points ago

I'd.....

[–]duhriz -5 points-4 points ago

his memory loss is from the adamantium bullet stuck in his brain

edit: fuck this was a really nerdy comment

[–]Planetary_Guide 5 points6 points ago

We DON'T. TALK. ABOUT. THE MOVIE VERSION.

[–]Terbana 1 point2 points ago

There was a movie? I bet it was awesome!