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Bruce Lee. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]takis_k 25 points26 points ago

  • "Dad, if Bruce Lee is so much better than Chuck Norris, why there are no Bruce Lee jokes?" -"Because Bruce Lee is no joke, son"

[–]BFSkinner 13 points14 points ago

Bruce's English was better than that.

[–]shecabuge 7 points8 points ago

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink??? WATAAHHHHHHH!!!

[–]hammeat 1 point2 points ago

I wish he was on the expendables

[–]Twistedlamer 4 points5 points ago

Even though he died early, he still kicked more ass than Chuck ever will.

[–]bobbarker030 -1 points0 points ago

That's bold. Bruce was amazing yes. I also believe he was better than Chuck Norris but not by as much as you say. I mean a career martial arts record of 183-10-2 is a lot of ass kicking.

[–]Twistedlamer 1 point2 points ago

True...I'm not denying that Chuck kicked an epic amount of ass...I just get tired of the fan boys blowing Chuck out of proportion. I think Bruce deserves some of that fan devotion.

[–]bobbarker030 0 points1 point ago

I agree completely.

[–]Zeriu 3 points4 points ago

Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris Facts were originally Vin Diesel Facts, but people decided the irony factor would be greatly amplified if they swapped his name for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the joke.

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

"LEE SNAPPED HIS ARM!!"

[–]indianoflazyness 0 points1 point ago

Can someone link the base image of this?

[–]fightmathandassholes 0 points1 point ago

This was in a movie. Bruce Lee called up Chuck Norris after he had won a huge international competition about a fight for a movie. Chuck asked who was going to win and Bruce said me of course it's my movie. Both had to much respect for each other to actually fight but if you listen to some interview both thought Chuck Norris would win in a real fight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol but who is dead and who keeps living?

[–]septic_arse 0 points1 point ago

He could have been a real life batman

[–]deathnote9 -3 points-2 points ago

Well lets see who is still alive

[–]dongpal 3 points4 points ago

Working so hard that you die, try that. People nowadays feel overtrained when they do 3 workouts in 1 week.

[–]Kuokkasankari -1 points0 points ago

Want to hear another fact? This is a repost.

[–]markman71122 -5 points-4 points ago

yea so reddit has officially turned on chuck because of his political views.

[–]Jacmill_Nutshell -4 points-3 points ago

Wast it in Bruce LEE's movie? So they could've wrote it to were chuck Norris takes a fall because it's in the script

[–]SexyGingerKid -2 points-1 points ago

He looks like an Asian Andrew Garfield

[–]racistpuffs 0 points1 point ago

cannot unsee..

[–]Emile4 -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah, right. Chuck Norris is the reason he died at 32.

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