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[–]SirAnarr 255 points256 points ago

[–]Yeahbutnah 392 points393 points ago

You mean the non-photoshopped version? Compare her waist in each photo - one is realistic.

[–]MrCadwallader 198 points199 points ago

I sat comparing the two photos for a good while. Why on Earth did they need to photoshop the original. Her waist, skin, arms, breasts, lighting and even the natural wrinkle of her neck as she turns have been manipulated. Actually kind of sickening. In the original she looks beautiful and just... real.

[–]SirDemDude 103 points104 points ago

They changed her face, too. Nosejob, less forehead, skinnier cheeks, straightened and lowered eyebrows, redefined jawline, etc.

I couldn't even tell it was Leighton Meester in OPs picture. You're right, it's fucking sickening. When I first saw that pic I thought to myself "My god, when did she become anorexic? And how the fuck is her butt so huge compared to everyting else?" Nothing about that picture works. It's good photoshopping technique used to get a terrible, terrible result.

[–]entertainman 37 points38 points ago

To save some people time here is the difference file between the two. The glowing parts are what is changed. The gif below is helpful too.

[–]aspartam 2 points3 points ago

How did you do that? And thank you.

[–]entertainman 1 point2 points ago

Photoshop, set top layer to "difference"

[–]a_unique_username 19 points20 points ago

To top is off he added presumably his own name to the store front in big letters but managed to put it on crooked.

[–]Iced_TeaFTW 31 points32 points ago

I came here to instantly say "photoshopped!" and hoped that others had seen it as well. It's so unnatural, it's stupid.

[–]jebbyc 12 points13 points ago

Perhaps that says something about her fantastic rear; it appears to be one of the few things untouched.

[–]evolve18 7 points8 points ago

Also added Enrico FUCKFACE at the top

[–]SirTwoNine 2 points3 points ago

I know we are all gentlemen here, and foul language is not encouraged.

However, that photo is fucked up.

[–]cardern 3 points4 points ago

I couldn't even tell it was Leighton Meester in OPs picture.

It's not that extreme.

[–]SirDemDude 1 point2 points ago

The lady in the picture looks quite similar to Leighton Meester, but very, very distinctly different. No wonder, since they've changed most of her distinguishing features.

[–]internetsuperstar -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah they were close to making her perfect but they forgot that nasty skin flap on her elbow.

3/10 would not bang

[–]SirED21 30 points31 points ago

"Enrico Francis" should be verbally harmed. He has done this to hundreds of people.

[–]Inessia 11 points12 points ago

[–]FinnTheFickle 5 points6 points ago

Good God, I thought I was looking at a wax museum for a second.

[–]McSofa 2 points3 points ago

Wax museums strive for realism, though.

[–]pexstin 4 points5 points ago

You mean... shes not an alien?

[–]JSLEnterprises 7 points8 points ago

he does have a twitter account....

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[–]SilverGoat 0 points1 point ago

Inb4 "Not your personal army."

[–]TheBrainofBrian 3 points4 points ago

That blog is pretty disturbing.

[–]CrayolaS7 9 points10 points ago

She looks so much better before being shopped :/

[–]SirA_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

Damn you beat me to it :(

[–]votercolonel 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if this is the work of a bedroom hobbyist or if this is actually the original compared to what was in some gossip magazine? As I guy I much, much prefer the original.

Who is this being photoshopped for? What is the demographic that would prefer the fake? Men? Women? Is it better for her career?

[–]d820m 7 points8 points ago

I'm quite sure that the "original" is professionally shopped, and the OP is a crappy hobbyist job.

[–]SirBoj4ngles 4 points5 points ago

Looks like it's just a hobbyist with an obsession with cartoonish hourglass figures. He put his name on ops pic and this looks like the guys tumblr with more examples.

[–]votercolonel 0 points1 point ago

Uncanny!

[–]flying_squirrel_cat 14 points15 points ago

Realistic and much more appealing.

[–]SirMontaron87 13 points14 points ago

They made her boobs bigger too I think...

[–]MadameMindelan 11 points12 points ago

And her arm/hand, and they removed the neck wrinkle, and did a hell of a job on her face structure, and her makeup was practically reapplied entirely digitally. Color balance and tone changed quite a bit too.

The part that amuses me the most though is that they retouched the red carpet too. No more detritus on the floor.

[–]Sircf0ed2aa-bdf5-4ef6-a -3 points-2 points ago

I think that's just the side effect of slimming down the waist - makes the breasts look bigger.

[–]jebbyc 10 points11 points ago

I believe you aren't observing them closely enough, sir.

[–]Sircf0ed2aa-bdf5-4ef6-a 4 points5 points ago

You are right, after observing them some more (for science) I now came to the same conclusion.

[–]Sircristti 10 points11 points ago

Fuckin' Enrico Francis...

[–]legendaris 5 points6 points ago

Eyes too

[–]Karalius 5 points6 points ago

And who the fuck is Enrico Francis

[–]stanthemanchan 1 point2 points ago

In the photoshopped version her head looks GIGANTIC. Like an orange on a toothpick. It's a virtual planetoid. It looks much more normal sized in the original picture. Most likely because her waist hasn't been shrunken down to ridiculous proportions.

[–]SirA_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit O_O

She's already skinny in the original, the shooped one just makes her look anorexic. I never usually get too uppity about his sort of thing, but this is just getting insane.

[–]kristianur 0 points1 point ago

The same one conveniently looks good. Also skin looks real.

[–]US_Hiker 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. That first one is simply fucking scary.

[–]SirRonMexico69 0 points1 point ago

She looks better in the second picture though, hands down.

[–]SirA_British_Gentleman 32 points33 points ago

Firstly, I apologise for the poor quality as I rarely make gifs, but here is an animated comparison.

And to be completely honest, I think it's disgusting.

[–]Minifig81 7 points8 points ago

They tucked her belly fat into her breasts and thinned out her brow by giving her extra hair. o_O

[–]SirA_British_Gentleman 3 points4 points ago

Also straightened her back, made her shoulders smaller, removed the lines under her eyes, added more eye makeup, tanned her skin, removed other wrinkles on her face, made her ass bigger and finally made her hands and arms & legs thinner.

[–]SirDownhilldude 2 points3 points ago

Overly large, gaudy ring. Slight elbow chub. 2/10, would not bang.

[–]jtisch 0 points1 point ago

No no no, they added the neck wrinkle in this one.

[–]SiriLikeToBiteMyNails 39 points40 points ago

It's gotta suck to be an over the top beautiful lady like that and still have yourself photoshopped to hell.

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[–]SirSunTzuOfFucking 5 points6 points ago

And no, it has nothing to do with society's unattainable standards. She is already at the top of those standards by herself.

The photoshopping maniac is the one who's an idiot.

[–]MadameRosieJo 129 points130 points ago

I wonder where the photoshop master responsible for this picture expects her to keep her organs?

[–]Sirstiffnipples 82 points83 points ago

In her breasts, of course.

[–]alexlp 39 points40 points ago

And her ass.

[–]SasparillaTango 4 points5 points ago

according to the major discrepancy from the original the photoshop 'master' is Enrico Francis.

[–]Brisco_County_III 2 points3 points ago

Canopic jars. She's preserved for eternity this way.

[–]MadameRosieJo 1 point2 points ago

Her soul will decay and she'll have to consume the lifeforce of men to survive.

[–]bananastand 33 points34 points ago

Dat photoshop

[–]MadameNotahipster_ 24 points25 points ago

I'm kind of glad this is photoshopped. If that was a real picture, I would probably cry myself into a coma. Very, very beautiful lady in real life. Inhuman perfection in this picture.

[–]laller 6 points7 points ago

Not perfection. Just disgusting.

[–]ScumEater 6 points7 points ago

AMA request, Enrico Francis.

WTF is your deal, dude?

[–]Pit_of_Death 3 points4 points ago

I actually rather appreciate that browsing Reddit has given me the ability to more accurately spot a Photoshop job, without actually using Photoshop itself.

[–]SirGrimlyn 12 points13 points ago

[–]suoda 7 points8 points ago

That dress makes love to her body. I've never seen anything quite like it.

[–]SirAvaric 1 point2 points ago

Agreed, it's stunning.

[–]sweetehpie 2 points3 points ago

Are those knight's helmets hanging above her?

[–]ramp_tram 2 points3 points ago

Not that I'm complaining, but have female celebrities stopped wearing clothes that aren't see through?

[–]ConorMaximus 4 points5 points ago

This photoshopped version is just wierd, who would think having a waist that skinny is attractive?

[–]Minifig81 1 point2 points ago

Bullimics.

[–]macgarnickle 2 points3 points ago

Dat keester.

[–]gotapresent 1 point2 points ago

Normally I roll my eyes at "she looked prettier in the untouched version!" comments, because unfortunately photoshop usually does make the person look (unrealistically) better, which is kinda the point of doing it. I will admit that this particular photoshop attempt is pretty terrible though... and terrifying.

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

That is one fine side of bacon

[–]SirZoomalude 0 points1 point ago

VII. Excessively photoshop'd pictures will be removed.

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Guess the mods are on vacation.

[–]Sirnurdboy42 0 points1 point ago

To paraphrase Crow T. Robot: "Wow, she is Black Crow lead singer thin!"

[–]zawsze 0 points1 point ago

My jaw just hit the floor!

[–]BFG_MP 0 points1 point ago

dat profile...

[–]SirRevelry_Antoinette 0 points1 point ago

I had such a crush on her as soon as that photo came out. Sadly, it didn't last long as she doesn't normally look as good. It's amazing what makeup and a see-thru dress can do.

[–]Sirmeldorp 0 points1 point ago

someone please post the original

[–]deltastatic 0 points1 point ago

holy fuk

[–]insomattack 0 points1 point ago

Gorgeous!

[–]jamesparkermoore 0 points1 point ago

wow

[–]TheBrokenWorld 1 point2 points ago

Most stunning woman I have seen on here.

[–]Rayofpain 0 points1 point ago

dat fukken dress

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[–]SirFrogDie 2 points3 points ago

Excuse me fine gentleman, how did you acquire that most exquisite name tag of 'sir'?

[–]Sirsillyhatsonlyflc 5 points6 points ago

On the sidebar (and I believe all sidebars?) there's a little checkbox titled "Show my flair on this reddit. It looks like:" Click the edit link underneath, and choose your sir. Other subreddits have options related to the subreddit as well, if they've been set up by the mods, or may allow you to type in your own related information.

[–]SirFrogDie 4 points5 points ago

Swell. Have a good day, sir!

[–]Sirkarlfranks 0 points1 point ago

mmmhmm I too enjoy a photoshopped waistline

nods, and clinks our brandy glasses together

[–]potty_matt -1 points0 points ago

Gentlemen, that is a very pleasant looking female.

[–]Serath62 -1 points0 points ago

She's pretty hot, but goddammit she looks so frail.

[–]Madametimory 4 points5 points ago

she's fairly frail, but i think the photoshopping on this particular picture is a bit over the top.

[–]Tomasuin -4 points-3 points ago

Stop feeding us that this is how a real woman is supposed to look.

[–]CrayolaS7 -5 points-4 points ago

She needs to eat a bit more...

[–]ConorMaximus 6 points7 points ago

Its photoshopped, look at the top comment for the real picture.

[–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I've since seen that and she looks much better pre-shopping.