The mother of all slaps

CatastropheJohn · 3 months

It's all fun and games until someone loses a... kidney.

TheUninspiredArtist · 3 months

Did you piss off the Hulk or something?

KarmaElite · 2 months

Is it Slapsgiving already?

AULIONMAN · 2 months

did they get a running start?

SteveCheese87 · 2 months

salt the wound, best thing for it.

WeaverXIII · 2 months

So what was it like receiving the legendary "Bhudda's Palm" technique?

Biosfear · 2 months

how can she slap?

Theageofplague · 3 months

Dermatographia

cwumed · 2 months

You should get pants that go higher...and a belt that doesn't suck. Or you can do whatever the fuck you want, what do I care?

Kriket308 · 2 months

Am I seriously the only one to think this is super fake?

The_butt_fox · 3 months

Is it a chick or a dude?

parkc · 3 months

I did deserve this, gave my friend a slap and didnt want to wait for the retaliation so i gave him a free shot. This was the result!

Keith_Ledger · 2 months

Skinny jeans, white belt. Deserved it.

Badlay · 2 months

GOD WE made an ugly belt

saumuribiz · 2 months

Cas, is that you? gripping this this dude tight & raising him from Perdition?

Suckmydongha · 2 months

Im surprised that the fold wrinkles on his hands even gave marks. AND that he opened his thumb up but nothing else.

ThisIsCobb · 2 months

His jeans are a little tight.

shortbuswizard · 3 months

His/Her clothes make me think they deserved it.

MustHaveCleverHandle · 3 months

Does that belt say "In God We Trust"?

candyflippin · 2 months

nice one! almost as good as this welting motherfucker! http://imgur.com/5w7yP

newtrawn · 2 months

dat muffin top

parkc · 3 months

Parisa4 · 2 months

this place is overrun with r/atheism

Yellowbenzene · 2 months

You can see the individual bones of the fingers.

Grimskraper · 2 months

He -just- missed her ass.

chancefire · 2 months

Can you imagine how badly your hand would hurt?

Joelico · 2 months

I laughed when I saw this, I wish there was a video :(

vnerd · 2 months

Someone didn't like the belt very much.

boogieman117 · 2 months

Looks like E. Honda tagged you.

FlyingPeacock · 2 months

Am I the only one who wants to see how the hand looks right after hitting the guy?

TWOpies · 2 months

Methinks it's not really a human hand that made that, but a paddle with a hand shape at the end.

crispexops · 3 months

How does one even achieve this?

Wxg58 · 2 months

Touched by the Lord

Humble_Link_Guy · 2 months

cute belt bro..

Demojen · 2 months

Chris Brown did it better.

baron1703 · 2 months

i think the question we all should be asking is "how can she slap?"

IEntendu · 2 months

The gayest of all belts.

Buddha2Buddha · 2 months

How?

arewenotmen_weardevo · 2 months

You can see the IP joints

reverendfrag4 · 2 months

The Shao-Lin Wonder Palm!

trs80 · 2 months

The red mark looks a lot like an Aussie mosquito bite, in the shape of a hand. A hand.

covert888 · 2 months

Superman spankings are dangerous when he misses and narrowly hits a kidney.

TheSentinel316 · 2 months

Rick James would be proud of that. UNITY

RetroPRO · 2 months

Fuck. His hand must really fucking hurt.

JAS89 · 2 months

quickly get it tattooed and signed before it fades away

MisreadsYourPost · 2 months

I'm curious how you got that bruise while masturbating?

Trifur · 2 months

Fake.

thedav3 · 2 months

Would a slap actually leave a mark like that? It looks like an illustration more than a slap-mark... just sayin'.

qrrbrbirlbel · 2 months

dat belt

wallix · 2 months

What did the 5-fingers say to the muffin-top?

Sarcasm_Font · 2 months

I assume you were slapped because you were wearing that belt...

Thatswhatshesaid3909 · 2 months

It's fine she'll buff out

bscoder · 2 months

If I got a slap like that while wearing a belt like that, I'd probably consider it proof that god is imaginary.

RazZaHlol · 2 months

Fixed: http://i.imgur.com/2ZUqB.jpg

mhurton · 2 months

...Castiel?

Sharpedgs · 2 months

I don't want to be that guy, but when I saw the white belt a little part of me thought, "maybe he deserved this".

TIL, I'm that guy.

NousDefions · 2 months

I see someone got a Bedazzler for Christmas last year.

Who_Jackman · 2 months

That's what you get when you wear a white leather belt. You aren't in Whitesnake and you have to move on.

OneCello · 2 months

Your mom must have been very mad at tou

DeuceSevin · 2 months

I call shenanigans.

Paulus81 · 2 months

Fat people bruise easily. You can't objectively tell how hard this slap was.

conman_127 · 2 months

WHERES YOUR GOD NOW

Layze · 2 months

You have a "in god we trust" belt? This truly is the "bible belt"

deprivedchild · 2 months

Slap strength: Mom.

yourparentsrdivorced · 2 months

thats what you get for believing in god..

groberts1980 · 2 months

Must be Slapsgiving.

DoneRedditAlready · 2 months

that's for being fat and wearing skinny jeans.

Roomy · 2 months

Holy god, I never imagined in all my years I'd see someone with a potentially fatal slap, lol. It actually drew blood. That's like the God Slap. The slap that spawned all other slaps. Omega Slap.

If you challenged someone to a duel with that slap, you'd automatically win the duel. If you clapped with that much force, you'd meld your hands into one super-hand with all the force. The hand that caused that slap broke Mach-2. I think that slap actually broke an atom in the epicenter.

20,000 years ago, cave men chiseled on walls the prophecy of God's coming slap, and this is it's sign. Whoever did that slap has to live his entire life without being able to masturbate, lest he completely tear his dick off. Chuck Norris saw that slap and pissed himself. All the UFO's around the planet disappeared because the aliens piloting them are afraid of humanity because of the force of that slap resonated throughout the universe.

TL;DR: slap.

filthgrinder · 2 months

I cannot believe it is a result from a slap, but I am betting a plank of some sort cut to look like a hand.

No way in hell could u hit hard enough to make your fingers show, especially your pinky.

STOP_BEING_RETARDED · 2 months

You dress like a cunt. Stop it.

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