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[–]aequitas3 14 points15 points ago

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No, no. We can go somewhere else "No, its ok. I understand." But- "JUST GO!"

[–]MorbidSaint666[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Nice guy Gorilla.

[–]aequitas3 6 points7 points ago

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or passive aggressive "i wont talk to you later" gorilla.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I'm sure that sign was just put up by the people who are in charge of that decision.

[–]zShwagg 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jconsumer 1 point2 points ago

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Come on this isn't the Ballet!

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[–]R0FLB0TDrDerp 24 points25 points ago

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Dont rustle with his jimmies

[–]MorbidSaint666[S] 17 points18 points ago

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His jimmies remain unrustled

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks heavens.

[–]iRideDragons 4 points5 points ago

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[–]MorbidSaint666[S] 2 points3 points ago

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So that's how he does it!

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 1 point2 points ago

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Get out of my brain!

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

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But it did rumple his jonnies.

[–]kingbenofgeeks 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WightKing -1 points0 points ago

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RUSTLING JIMMIES ALL OVER TGE PLACE! I WHIP MY JIMMIES BACK AND FORTH! RUSTLING SWAGGY JIMMIES SWAG SWAG!

[–]gaminggeek12 -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck you! You beat me to the punch.

[–]juliusaurus 4 points5 points ago

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Must be the ballet.

[–]Calavera190 3 points4 points ago

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"Will you have a gorilla?" "No, I only smoke baboons."

[–]rumnscurvy 1 point2 points ago

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You silly, twisted boy !

[–]AllergicRacoon 3 points4 points ago

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Actually this isn't strange in a lot of asian countries. I live in Thailand myself and at least 5 people I know have some kind of monkey as a pet. Often a problem is that the monkeys get neglected and they are stuck in their cage all day. Some people take good care of their pets and they just take their monkeys out. I was a cashier for some time and I had a few customers who would always come in with their monkeys. One time however, one of the monkeys got a bit agressive for some reason, not sure why, and he started to throw stuff through the entire store while he wiggled his ding dong. We had to shoot the monkey with paralyzing darts. That was when my manager decided we had to put a stop to this monkeys allowed policy. Actually I have no idea why that sign is there and this story may or may not be true

TL;DR Had to shoot a testicle swinging gorilla with paralyzing darts.

[–]BatteryGraveyard 2 points3 points ago

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First the theatre and now this. Louie's daughter is obviously behind it.

[–]flamingboard 2 points3 points ago

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So that's why the gorilla couldn't get into the ballet.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 0 points1 point ago

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That, and I shit all over the place.

[–]ShauntPetro 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tangentcosinesine 0 points1 point ago

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Waiting for the shop with the gorilla holding a cigarette in his mouth with a hotdog in one hand and a soda in the other.

[–]xVxWITNESSxVx 0 points1 point ago

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Is it weird that I read that in a British accent?

[–]Tanish7 -1 points0 points ago

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I read everything in a British accent, but then again i am British so that could be why

[–]themajor24 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for being so cool about this Bobo...

[–]edmfc 0 points1 point ago

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Right in the jimmies.

[–]FredCDobbsy 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure is this store is being safe or racist

[–]DiarrheaServedCold 0 points1 point ago

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Jimmy Status:

☐ Rustled

☑ Unrustled

[–]gmxpoppy[!] 0 points1 point ago

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shopped. "for gorillas"

[–]TheAmusedMuse 5 points6 points ago

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You find a good price?

[–]fishwithnofins 0 points1 point ago

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Repost spit

[–]Notactuallypunny 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me kinda sad

[–]BLATANTLY_UNFUNNY 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SamWalt -2 points-1 points ago

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

[–]MestR -1 points0 points ago

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What a racist shop, to not let blacks in.

[–]AmericanSilverback -2 points-1 points ago

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Daddy no! Come with us!

[–]bsmj82 -5 points-4 points ago

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They were speaking of people who are colored...