Wow, they really are just like us!

Millertyme2069 · 2 months

No they aren't like me. They can afford groceries.

dichloroethane · 2 months

Naw man, I use carts

xhuntercx · 2 months

Photoshopped.

Now way this can be real

FuNiOnZ · 2 months

Goddamn Iceman, use the cart like a normal person

Skyblacker · 2 months

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Zamaza · 2 months

I like how he's almost looking at the text, as if he's going "Don't you caption my photo with that shit."

dutch83 · 2 months

What he doing out during the day!

shelbyy96 · 2 months

Wow, before I saw this, I TOTALLY thought they just had 50 servents follow them and carry their shit for them. -_- Thank you tabloid, you changed my whole fucking life.

jeffydomer · 2 months

Wow, he even looks like a 2,000 year old vampire when he's shopping for groceries.

Cptnwalrus · 2 months

Imagine being him.

Just shopping for groceries and there's a fucking paparazzi taking pictures of you to post in a magazine.

rprebel · 2 months

Anybody else remember the time George HW Bush went to the supermarket and was freaked out by the bar code scanner?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

edit: Found some video.

bAssKicker · 2 months

Really?!?! I thought they used diamond encrusted Gucci handbags...from Paris!

Black-Box · 2 months

I remember seeing a magazine had a 2 page article about how some actress was holding 2 drinks at the same time.

woyervunit · 2 months

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

wickwox · 2 months

You know what he's buying? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AzJT8FlmY

ChrowX · 2 months

Oh man! I just used a basket the other day! Shit's glamorous as HELL.

baccus83 · 2 months

Really? I always thought they just levitated their food over to the check-out counter.

KOWguy · 2 months

Are they talking about celebrities or vampires?

fleeingthephlegethon · 2 months

I thought Pam shopped for him.

Kyle197 · 2 months

But...but I don't use baskets...

LesEnfantsTerribles · 2 months

And they mark the Higgs-Bosson discovery as the greatest find of the century.

DAMN IT

Can't imagine what the future will bring. Next thing you know, stars are able to poop, just like us.

thephenom21 · 2 months

Just getting some true blood.

provaros · 2 months

I was just thinking of Alexander Skarsgard (not gay, just finished another episode of True Blood). WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

bbdesigncof · 2 months

But Eric Northman does it in 1/4 of the time.

RedDutchPancakes · 2 months

This is best thing I've seen on reddit all day. And it's been a long day.

AnticitizenPrime · 2 months

Still 'not like us'. When I go shopping and use a basket, I don't have fucking paparazzi taking pictures of me and publishing it in a national magazine.

JRG2013 · 2 months

Damn, he looks like he's on a mission.

Sephalia · 2 months

As soon as I read your title, I knew it would be a reference to this dumb section in the magazine. This "They're Just Like Us!" page is ALWAYS this stupid. "They wear shoes!" "They carry their children!"

I'm really starting to believe that the editors think celebrities are a different species and are shocked to find similarities.

dolenyoung · 2 months

The exuberance with which the baskets part was written had me in stitches.

Cookalooka · 2 months

They wear shirts too?!

joshcryer · 2 months

Man, fucking Wal-Mart has slowly removed the baskets from existence, it used to be that they had a big ass stack of baskets, but over time they started disappearing. I think it's a conspiracy to make you use a cart so you can get more stuff. But fuck them, I can carry 20 items easily.

AdvocateForLucifer · 2 months

That's not a star... that's a human.

musicbpc · 2 months

I saw one once where it was "normal" vs "not normal" celebrity activities. They showed Drew Barrymore using a payphone and deemed it as "not normal", since people use cell phones nowadays, duh!

coldwarjunkie · 2 months

Ha, he's only using one basket. Yesterday, for the first time I shopped with two baskets. At the same time! It was such a rush.

filsyn · 2 months

Who is that, why is he being call a celebrity and what does he smell like?

jebus08 · 2 months

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Random_Fandom · 2 months

I swear, that man could sit in a lawnchair and make it look like a throne. Wish I could look that good carrying a basket. :(

Lafyra · 2 months

Skars - He's just like us.

physicscat · 2 months

Alexander Skarsgard....yummy-yum, drool drool

heylookitsmykel · 2 months

I can't be the only one who doesn't know who this guy is.

wisamc · 2 months

I love looking at these magazines and not knowing who these people are.

CoyoteStark · 2 months

High end designer baskets no doubt.

jhoudiey · 2 months

i also use baskets at the grocery store. however, i never look nearly as attractive while doing so. damnit.

andrewuncaged · 2 months

I honestly saw one of these that said "they are just like us, they take the stairs!"

uriman · 2 months

I hate celebrity worship.

makai456 · 2 months

Don't they have people for baskets?

IAmAtomato · 2 months

"They use baskets!"

HO-LY.FUCK.

:O

idonthatefagsgoddoes · 2 months

Maybe the basket isn't the greatest example, but I agree for the most part. Celebrities are just people. It's crazed Hollywood groupies that can't seem to get that through their heads.

TheLoneWander101 · 2 months

whats next they breathe?

myfajahas400children · 2 months

I use the carts.So fuck you Alexander Saarkgark.

CrotchetyCurmudgeon · 2 months

" Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records"

kewlsey · 2 months

The fact that the a section of a magazine is dedicated to showing "normal people" various ways "stars" are "like us" is really so ridiculous. But that is the point of the post I guess; my comment is irrelevant. Downvotes, come and get me.

tommy2fingers · 2 months

This is why we can't have nice things.

elmorits · 2 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6JmuDLTm0I also a football fanatic

th1nker · 2 months

I hate gossip magazines with a passion. Call me insane or homocidal, but I strongly believe that Paparazzi should be lined up against a wall and publicly executed for the whole world to see. How can it be legal to stalk people and take pictures of them shopping for groceries and filling their gas tank - then spreading bullshit rumours about them. If I went out and started following some random dude and taking pics of him all day, I'd end up in fucking jail.

I can't believe people support that gossip bullshit by buying the magazines. Nobody should give a fuck if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got into another fight, or if __________ has cellulite on their ass. The fact is that they are most likely richer than you and people buy those magazines to lie to themselves that they are better than the celebrities in the magazines. Anybody who buys a magazine like that and I see them, I immediately assume that they are likely to be very stupid people who need gossip magazines to feel good about themselves. Now please, forgive me for the rant.

iWrecksauce · 2 months

My mom gets this magazine all the time and i look at this section all the time for some lols. One of them was "THEY RUN ERRANDS" and another was "THEY FEED THEIR KIDS"

And that's when I realized i was just like them.

back_at_ya · 2 months

I don't know about you guys but I don't even care about the stupid caption. I would watch this man wiping his ass, and would still be entranced

ThatGuy1331 · 2 months

The difference is when I use a basket my shirt doesn't rip

DavidKnutsson · 2 months

Could be "Swedes, they're just like us!"

Shey16 · 2 months

Alexander Skarsgard, Nicklas Lidstrom, Henrik Lundqvist...

There is just something about Swedish men that appeals to me. They're so good looking!

...but on a serious note. This photo is obviously shopped. Real celebrities have personal chefs who do this for them.

Kakoose · 2 months

Who the hell is he?

roger_podakter · 2 months

I've always hated these.....Yet they still print them.

Anim8me2 · 2 months

Fuckin' Skarsgård!

chuhai · 2 months

Repost this to /r/ladyboners please!

SemperFiGuy · 2 months

Sgt. Colbert!

Ameridrone · 2 months

I heard they even drive cars!

tunyfish · 2 months

Man i can't believe how hard i'm laughing at this genius analogy of celebs and regular people. Hey i got a good one did you know celebs open car doors? HAHAHAH I know, laughing my ass off. BTW is the guy with a basket a star or a person, sometimes i can't see the difference.

camalittle · 2 months

And apparently they're not even famous anymore-- just like us.

Who even knows who that is.

Unbelievable.

redefinedreality · 2 months

This...this is real?

this seriously belongs on /r/WTF

cyclopath · 2 months

I house-sat for a family whose teenage daughter subscribed to the magazine in question. I occasionally thumbed through it when I pooped.

Let me tell you... it's weird to weep for humanity while pooping.

citrus_douche_liquid · 2 months

They are just like me. Every one of my shirts fits snugly around my breasts like that.

urban_hermit · 2 months

BASKETS?!!?!? holy SHIT!!@()$&@($

Seishen · 2 months

My basket makes me sexy.

Stomo · 2 months

You mean overpriced black-hole bags that are usually very leathery? No.

Krayzed896 · 2 months

This whole time I thought they shedded their skin, and showed their true form of being a massive Centipede. Of course while in the privacy of their own home.

Fighter5001 · 2 months

SHOCKING! -_-

I0I0I0I · 2 months

Fuck off US magazine agent.

Omfgcheese · 2 months

My college experience with roommates: IOU and you, and you, can I borrow some cheese? and you.

Log23 · 2 months

I was fully expecting this to be about actual like STARS.

I once told a girl she reminded me of Alpha Centauri.... Didn't go so well..

gonesnake · 2 months

I hear they even go poo.

iloveavocados · 2 months

They breathe! Fart! Chew their food! Play with puppies! Nooooo waaaay.

expendabledispenser · 2 months

the look of trepidation

BobbyBricoleur · 2 months

Fuck that. I use a cart.

vordan · 2 months

It's from the set of the new movie: True Blood:Shopping

sneakyrabbit · 2 months

Nope, not like me. I hate those baskets!

AzlanHellaFresh · 2 months

Look whose drinking coffee!

raegunXD · 2 months

This actually reminds me, one of my stupid friends was reading a magazine about Beyonce and Jessica Simpson being pregnant last year and she blurted out, "How do you think they have babies? They wouldn't do a c-section because they're famous, but I can't see them giving birth because they don't have to do things on their own..."

:/

superbamf · 2 months

You mean they don't levitate their groceries with their minds?

Mr_Mackey_Jr · 2 months

basically the same person

Deckard_ · 2 months

You are going to tell me they are using the toilet as well? That's crazy talk.

wheeldonkey · 2 months

Slow "news" day?

SalvageOperation · 2 months

That guy's head looks too small for the rest of him.

JaShaNa · 2 months

They shit in toilets!

AtomicToaster17 · 2 months

When I first glanced at it I thought it was Jim Carrey.

Roflkopt3r · 2 months

Damn, these kinds of magazines....

Read one in the doctor's waiting room before last christmas. It had a collection of christmas cooking recipes. One was like this: Buy premade cookie dough, use stencils, put into oven until done. Mind = blown.

redditchao999 · 2 months

I guess gossip magazines have slow news days too. They're just like us!

skeetchosaurusrex · 2 months

fuck that magazine so much

UnknownArchive · 2 months

I don't mean to sound gay but I'd totally let vampire Eric rock my back porch

killrandydead · 2 months

my. mind, just exploded!

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