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[–]MrsDisco20 166 points167 points ago

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It looks like its covering up an old tattoo of dog tags or something..l

[–]Reduc 106 points107 points ago

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The only evolution from here is to cover this up with a giant penis.

[–]MestR 8 points9 points ago

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And the next step would be to get a swastika on the forehead.

Not that it actually covers the penis, but the guy seems to be a complete retard already so why the hell not.

[–]tubsum122 2 points3 points ago

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Or to tattoo a picture of Skrillex's face onto his outer thigh.

[–]mywillie 17 points18 points ago

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don't you dare put me on there

[–]ToAllAGoodNight 24 points25 points ago

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It's a stretch.

[–]captain_spaulding512 -1 points0 points ago

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Nicceeeee

[–]Kjkemme 39 points40 points ago

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Pretty shitty cover-up job and a shitty cover-up tattoo.

[–]CandySkewers2 8 points9 points ago

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Truth has been spoken.

[–]SmuggleCats 14 points15 points ago

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I just noticed after you mentioned it, it kind looks like they're underneath his skin now.

[–]CozmoNz 8 points9 points ago

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I always thought getting dogtag jewelery was to lame.... And never did it for fear of being made fun of.... But a tattoo of them.... Then this?!?!

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

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From one bad decision to another.

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[–]SpecialTrees 4 points5 points ago

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Definitely done on purpose, as the area around his neck would also be red from getting tattooed. May be wrong, but it would make sense and I don't see why anyone would think getting hard to see dog tags in the middle of another tattoo would be a good idea. Then again this kid managed to think "Whiteboy Swag" was a good idea for a tattoo... ಠ_ಠ

[–]DickMcLongCock 105 points106 points ago

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The bubbles really pull the whole thing together.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 11 points12 points ago

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I thought those were blisters from some chemical agent.

[–]Pattang 14 points15 points ago

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That's what he will be telling his friends in 20 years

[–]slayer8a 13 points14 points ago

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He got them back in 'Nam.

[–]kind_sir 15 points16 points ago

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Mustard gas attack when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[–]BigMcLargeHuge 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kind_sir 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Anyone who has enjoyed quality movies, knows the line, "when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor", needs no reference. THAT, BigMcLargeHuge, is classic cinema.

[–]BigMcLargeHuge 2 points3 points ago

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Oh I agree, but that movie was released in '78. I'm sure some redditors wondered.

[–]FalseFactsOrg 0 points1 point ago

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...and thus, initiating the Vietnam War in Nagasaki.

[–]PurpleSfinx 5 points6 points ago

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Honestly who wouldn't want a tattoo of bubbles??

[–]Lt_Shniz 1 point2 points ago

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Those bubbles represent my love for hygiene.

[–]mbss 55 points56 points ago

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"Yeah, and then put a bunch of blue bubbles all around it, too. This is gonna be awesome."

[–]ThisIsntNormal 48 points49 points ago

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Man that tattoo just looks like shit regardless of the given text.

[–]ThatOneBoy 6 points7 points ago

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The text certainly improves upon the shittyness though

[–]I_am_not_angry 36 points37 points ago

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Like when he wakes up Tommorow ?

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 71 points72 points ago

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"Oh well, YOLO."

[–]Firstprime 37 points38 points ago

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That was a good one Neil Sedaka!

[–]Dralun 1 point2 points ago

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I bet this gets really annoying.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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He's gonna need one of those swagholders.

[–]Shitragecomics 4 points5 points ago

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Magic!

[–]noahhmltn 12 points13 points ago

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All people will think that it says n 30 years is "White Boy Sag"

[–]Lots42 5 points6 points ago

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Gonna surprise the nurses in the home in fifty years.

[–]inaneme 20 points21 points ago

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Who needs a job when you got whiteboy swag?

[–]bananahavok 9 points10 points ago

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who needs condoms when you got whiteboy swag?

[–]AnalBurns 7 points8 points ago

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I need condoms. I have diarrhea.

[–]illHaveWhatHesHaving 4 points5 points ago

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Ill get the poop sock.

[–]phreakyP 3 points4 points ago

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Future? How about present

[–]imafunghi -1 points0 points ago

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Thats what I don't get about these bad tattoo posts. Who the fuck cares what it will look like when you're 70. I'd care more about it looking shitty in my 20s and 30s.

[–]ty1mill 3 points4 points ago

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No palm anywhere is great enough to handle this big of a facepalm.

[–]ElRed_ 4 points5 points ago

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It looks like it's been drawn on.

[–]suckmyballsmods -2 points-1 points ago

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Its to cover up his meat tags. you can see them in the top of the s and w.

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I saw that, just looked like he had drawn it on rather than had a proper tattoo.

[–]suckmyballsmods -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, that ugly tat looks drawn on so I think he is just feeling out what he should do.

[–]VeloPDX 4 points5 points ago

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Darwin Award participant in near future. Won't live long enough to regret the tatt.

[–]Disco_Gypsy_Fish 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah, I'm sorry. But we're not hiring anymore...

[–]robalob 25 points26 points ago

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Mainly because he showed up to the interview with his shirt off.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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...hold on one sec. We did need someone to dress up in a ridiculous costume and wave a sign out the front in 100+ degree weather, it'd have to be someone with no real sense of shame so leave us your details please.

[–]Disco_Gypsy_Fish 10 points11 points ago

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Well, I have a douchebag goatee, I have White Boy Swag, and I treat women like shit!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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....and now you've got yourself a career son, congratulations.

[–]Disco_Gypsy_Fish 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah! YOLO! AMIRITE?

[–]NiteShadeX2 7 points8 points ago

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It pays the rent, with some left over for beer.

/workingpoor

[–]Jsizzles93 8 points9 points ago

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and thats how he blew his dreams of becoming a male stripper

[–]Thelegassy 0 points1 point ago

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Go to many job interviews without a shirt on?

[–]feckineejit 3 points4 points ago

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He's living the dream, now that he spent his last 500 bucks on a shitty tattoo he can be homeless!

[–]patienttapping 2 points3 points ago

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nothing says gangsta like bubbles

[–]Dante2k4 3 points4 points ago

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Swag:

a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.

b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.

(Literal definitions aside, this would be tacky even if it DIDN'T say what it says.)

[–]retrobuddha 5 points6 points ago

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that much stupidity lasts a life time

[–]CharlestonChewbacca 1 point2 points ago

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And meth... Also meth...

[–]Butt_Chugger 1 point2 points ago

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If by near future you mean immediately, then you are correct sir/ms

[–]Gojunk 1 point2 points ago

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What an asshole. I liked tattoos.

[–]Jumpin_Jack_Flash 1 point2 points ago

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That's nice. What will the word be next week? Looks like he won't have enough space.

[–]kendalrobyn 1 point2 points ago

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The lower case E is making me want to cry.

[–]meangrampa 1 point2 points ago

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He's far too stupid to regret most anything, let alone this.

[–]stanfan114 1 point2 points ago

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Is it safe to assume this recent "swag" thing is more Hip-Hop cancer like YOLO?

[–]lolrebbitaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Dumb...

[–]LOHare 1 point2 points ago

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What is 'Swag', and how might I keep it at a distance?

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 1 point2 points ago

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"Will work for tattoo removal"

[–]carlsaischa 1 point2 points ago

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Those letters are terrible..

[–]themajor24 1 point2 points ago

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KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS AND CREATS A RACE OF DOUCHEBAGS!

[–]Alexxandros 1 point2 points ago

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If he didn't regret it in the immediate future, there's a problem.

[–]Andres1t0 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god! he added bubblez! add a lisp to that last part

[–]roger_podakter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MrPendent 1 point2 points ago

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By "near future", I assume you mean, "as soon as he sees it."

[–]sevendeadlypigs 1 point2 points ago

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dude it's genius. He'll never need condoms now.

[–]captain_spaulding512 1 point2 points ago

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They spelled "trash" wrong.

[–]Xaoalo 1 point2 points ago

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Put some bubbles on that tattoo. Bitches love bubbles.

[–]elasticcompendium 2 points3 points ago

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There is no hope for ones like this. I prefer to let him regret his decision on his own, or live blissfully in stupidity..

[–]theartfulcodger 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, when he turns black, he's going to be soooo humiliated ......

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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People who get tattoos like that are incapable of regret.

[–]TheArtOfSelfDefense 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing if he ever gets married, his wife will prefer doggystyle or reverse cowgirl. just saying.

[–]kadunke 1 point2 points ago

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nah.. YOLO bro nam sayin'

[–]swordinthesound 1 point2 points ago

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I still dont get how the term 'swag' came to refer to these situations. How does "Stuff We All Get" apply to this?

[–]voidafter180days 5 points6 points ago

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TIL that swag (free shit) is an acronym.

[–]Evanthatguy 8 points9 points ago

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It comes from swagger, not s.w.a.g.

[–]Drmacaroon 1 point2 points ago

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i think the bubbles take it from #swag retarded to just plain retarded

[–]Gunpla00 2 points3 points ago

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sweet chain necklace bro

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I always thought it was funny that 'swag' comes from a scandinavian word for droopy.

"Whiteboy Droop" lol, sounds like slang for erectile disfunction.

"Whiteboy Droop causing problems? Meet Bob, he uses Enzyte..whistling"

[–]Evanthatguy 13 points14 points ago

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What? "Swag" comes from "swagger", which means a confident and/ or aggressive gait/ manner. Unless swagger also comes from whatever word you're talking about, but that would really be irrelevant since "swag" is an invention of the English language.

[–]Penleg 10 points11 points ago

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swag can also mean treasure or loot. like if you are a pirate, you have lots of stolen swag

[–]Baron_Tartarus 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, i just assumed he really liked going to conventions for all the free swag.

[–]Pirates_Arr_us 1 point2 points ago

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Arr!

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[–]GrumpySteen -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Evanthatguy 3 points4 points ago

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Yes I'm sure the urban youth are referencing this obscure definition which I personally have never heard before and not simply shortening the word "swagger" which has the same definition as the slang word.

[–]GrumpySteen -2 points-1 points ago

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Of course the guy isn't referencing that definition. That's the joke.

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Thanks for your understanding of how dictionaries work. I thought I was alone.

[–]Evanthatguy -1 points0 points ago

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I guess I'm just confused since he said "comes from". Also I'm tired.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I said 'comes from' because that's where it comes from.

svagga > swag (droopy) > swagbag(droopy thieves purse) >swag (contents of said purse, riches gold, wealth etc..) > swagger.

My joke is that song lyrics like "Guess I got my 'droopiness' back" don't sound the same in this context.

I'm sorry, and I'll make sure that nothing falls out of the joke as any object hitting your head from that height could be fatal.

[–]gnarbonez 1 point2 points ago

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Its also an acronym for. Stuff We All Get

[–]ToAllAGoodNight -1 points0 points ago

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You're not coming to my party.

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You forgot the question-mark at the end. But no unfortunately I can't. Very busy social calender I'm afraid, but I really do appreciate the invite.

[–]canten5202 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MasterMasturBater -1 points0 points ago

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Uh that is not having swag. I think people don't understand what it means.

[–]iSteve 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a new definition of swag that I should know? To me it means loot, or stuff in a gift bag.

[–]MasterMasturBater -1 points0 points ago

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To me it means that you're confident and do what you do. If you got it you never say you got it. So when people say they got it, they don't.

[–]iSteve 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, as in swagger.

[–]MasterMasturBater -1 points0 points ago

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Yes

[–]marymurrah 0 points1 point ago

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But... why the Subway logo 'y'?

[–]seebaw 0 points1 point ago

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His mom, too. For signing the consent form.

[–]evilbob -1 points0 points ago

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Considering it is not a real tatto, I don't think he'll regret it too much after he washes it off.

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

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You can't have regrets when you have swag.

[–]Insider55 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure his future employers will appreciate his diverse sense of humor.

[–]taboo007 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure the real problem was to find a dumb enough tattoo artist to do it! Because I sure as hell would not do that if I was a tattoo artist!

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

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douche

[–]grantmclean 0 points1 point ago

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A friend of mine got a Mortal Kombat tattoo on his shoulder in high school. To this day he refuses to admit it was a bad idea.

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I see black eyes in his future.

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never understand people that get tattoos of current "fads". I wonder how many people got a 'Word Up' tattoo in the 90's.

[–]oisinmcdaid 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't even look like a tattoo. Looks like markers.

[–]Pegleggedpete 0 points1 point ago

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He won't regret it because douchebags of this quality tend to die before they're 30. Self Correcting problem!

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

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[–]crespoh69 0 points1 point ago

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Especially if he ends up in any local jail lol

[–]frostbite225 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah now he doesnt have enough money for herion

[–]matt-383 0 points1 point ago

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youtube "whiteboy swag" its a white guy from dallas, TX.

[–]captdrews 0 points1 point ago

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the bubbles are a nice touch...

[–]adventurousnails 0 points1 point ago

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Any time I see tattoos like this, I can't help but imagine the artist slowly dying inside.

[–]Hosfac 0 points1 point ago

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This is why most tattoo parlors don't work on someone who's drunk.

[–]max0r 0 points1 point ago

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Sex With Another Guy

[–]Rothnir 0 points1 point ago

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I could see this kid getting punched quite a lot.

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[–]Kalgoor 0 points1 point ago

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You'd be surprised...

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Its funny. I like it. Better than those "meaningful tattoos" of some fucking tulip because grandma loved her some tulips. Depends on what he's wearing, it could be a great conversation starter...

You guys are too damn serious, like a bunch of 50 year olds. I mean its not about "YOLO" or anything, just lighten up.

[–]Jose_Monteverde -2 points-1 points ago

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why isn't it illegal to let people do this shit?

[–]Twigglesnix -1 points0 points ago

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False!: YOLO!

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[–]Lawbat 6 points7 points ago

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Good try, guy with this tattoo.

[–]Whitebushido 3 points4 points ago

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It's got shaky lines and is a terrible coverup of a dogtag tattoo. How is that well done? >_>

[–]laluna130 2 points3 points ago

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For gods sake it's shitty text! ...with bubbles! It really just looks like those weird graffiti things sprayed on his chest

[–]rzrbck -4 points-3 points ago

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ITT white people