I could see this kid regretting his tattoo choice in the near future...

MrsDisco20 · 6 months

It looks like its covering up an old tattoo of dog tags or something..l

DickMcLongCock · 6 months

The bubbles really pull the whole thing together.

mbss · 6 months

"Yeah, and then put a bunch of blue bubbles all around it, too. This is gonna be awesome."

ThisIsntNormal · 6 months

Man that tattoo just looks like shit regardless of the given text.

I_am_not_angry · 6 months

Like when he wakes up Tommorow ?

Shitragecomics · 6 months

He's gonna need one of those swagholders.

noahhmltn · 6 months

All people will think that it says n 30 years is "White Boy Sag"

Lots42 · 6 months

Gonna surprise the nurses in the home in fifty years.

inaneme · 6 months

Who needs a job when you got whiteboy swag?

phreakyP · 6 months

Future? How about present

ty1mill · 6 months

No palm anywhere is great enough to handle this big of a facepalm.

ElRed_ · 6 months

It looks like it's been drawn on.

VeloPDX · 6 months

Darwin Award participant in near future. Won't live long enough to regret the tatt.

Disco_Gypsy_Fish · 6 months

Yeah, I'm sorry. But we're not hiring anymore...

feckineejit · 6 months

He's living the dream, now that he spent his last 500 bucks on a shitty tattoo he can be homeless!

patienttapping · 6 months

nothing says gangsta like bubbles

Dante2k4 · 6 months

Swag:

a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.

b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.

(Literal definitions aside, this would be tacky even if it DIDN'T say what it says.)

retrobuddha · 6 months

that much stupidity lasts a life time

CharlestonChewbacca · 6 months

And meth... Also meth...

Butt_Chugger · 6 months

If by near future you mean immediately, then you are correct sir/ms

Gojunk · 6 months

What an asshole. I liked tattoos.

Jumpin_Jack_Flash · 6 months

That's nice. What will the word be next week? Looks like he won't have enough space.

kendalrobyn · 6 months

The lower case E is making me want to cry.

meangrampa · 6 months

He's far too stupid to regret most anything, let alone this.

stanfan114 · 6 months

Is it safe to assume this recent "swag" thing is more Hip-Hop cancer like YOLO?

lolrebbitaccount · 6 months

Dumb...

LOHare · 6 months

What is 'Swag', and how might I keep it at a distance?

FoxifiedNutjob · 6 months

"Will work for tattoo removal"

carlsaischa · 6 months

Those letters are terrible..

themajor24 · 6 months

KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS AND CREATS A RACE OF DOUCHEBAGS!

Alexxandros · 6 months

If he didn't regret it in the immediate future, there's a problem.

Andres1t0 · 6 months

Oh my god! he added bubblez! add a lisp to that last part

roger_podakter · 6 months

You Obviously Lack Originality

MrPendent · 6 months

By "near future", I assume you mean, "as soon as he sees it."

sevendeadlypigs · 6 months

dude it's genius. He'll never need condoms now.

captain_spaulding512 · 6 months

They spelled "trash" wrong.

Xaoalo · 6 months

Put some bubbles on that tattoo. Bitches love bubbles.

elasticcompendium · 6 months

There is no hope for ones like this. I prefer to let him regret his decision on his own, or live blissfully in stupidity..

theartfulcodger · 6 months

Yeah, when he turns black, he's going to be soooo humiliated ......

[deleted] · 6 months

People who get tattoos like that are incapable of regret.

TheArtOfSelfDefense · 6 months

I'm guessing if he ever gets married, his wife will prefer doggystyle or reverse cowgirl. just saying.

kadunke · 6 months

nah.. YOLO bro nam sayin'

swordinthesound · 6 months

I still dont get how the term 'swag' came to refer to these situations. How does "Stuff We All Get" apply to this?

Drmacaroon · 6 months

i think the bubbles take it from #swag retarded to just plain retarded

Gunpla00 · 6 months

sweet chain necklace bro

Evanthatguy · 6 months

I always thought it was funny that 'swag' comes from a scandinavian word for droopy.

"Whiteboy Droop" lol, sounds like slang for erectile disfunction.

"Whiteboy Droop causing problems? Meet Bob, he uses Enzyte..^whistling"

canten5202 · 6 months

MasterMasturBater · 6 months

Uh that is not having swag. I think people don't understand what it means.

marymurrah · 6 months

But... why the Subway logo 'y'?

seebaw · 6 months

His mom, too. For signing the consent form.

evilbob · 6 months

Considering it is not a real tatto, I don't think he'll regret it too much after he washes it off.

Carambar · 6 months

You can't have regrets when you have swag.

Insider55 · 6 months

I'm sure his future employers will appreciate his diverse sense of humor.

taboo007 · 6 months

I'm sure the real problem was to find a dumb enough tattoo artist to do it! Because I sure as hell would not do that if I was a tattoo artist!

physicscat · 6 months

douche

grantmclean · 6 months

A friend of mine got a Mortal Kombat tattoo on his shoulder in high school. To this day he refuses to admit it was a bad idea.

[deleted] · 6 months

I see black eyes in his future.

nick041 · 6 months

I'll never understand people that get tattoos of current "fads". I wonder how many people got a 'Word Up' tattoo in the 90's.

oisinmcdaid · 6 months

Doesn't even look like a tattoo. Looks like markers.

Pegleggedpete · 6 months

He won't regret it because douchebags of this quality tend to die before they're 30. Self Correcting problem!

Freelancer47 · 6 months

I know I'm regretting it just looking at it...

crespoh69 · 6 months

Especially if he ends up in any local jail lol

frostbite225 · 6 months

Yeah now he doesnt have enough money for herion

matt-383 · 6 months

youtube "whiteboy swag" its a white guy from dallas, TX.

captdrews · 6 months

the bubbles are a nice touch...

adventurousnails · 6 months

Any time I see tattoos like this, I can't help but imagine the artist slowly dying inside.

Hosfac · 6 months

This is why most tattoo parlors don't work on someone who's drunk.

max0r · 6 months

Sex With Another Guy

Rothnir · 6 months

I could see this kid getting punched quite a lot.

Kalgoor · 6 months

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[deleted] · 6 months

Its funny. I like it. Better than those "meaningful tattoos" of some fucking tulip because grandma loved her some tulips. Depends on what he's wearing, it could be a great conversation starter...

You guys are too damn serious, like a bunch of 50 year olds. I mean its not about "YOLO" or anything, just lighten up.

Jose_Monteverde · 6 months

why isn't it illegal to let people do this shit?

Twigglesnix · 6 months

False!: YOLO!

Lawbat · 6 months

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rzrbck · 6 months

ITT white people

suckmyballsmods · 6 months

He is covering up dog tags. It is probably a better statement on the war more than being a bad tattoo karma getter. The kid now is no longer afraid of being blown up and wants to cover up his meat tags. That is perfectly normal and I bet he would curb stomp all of you little summer fags. Show some respect OP you fucken piece of shit.

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