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[–]JohnnyValet 373 points374 points ago

[–]glennbob 127 points128 points ago

It's a re-wrap.

[–]Scum_soaked_oars 71 points72 points ago

Poor cat, being regifted.

[–]sgt_zrlowk 27 points28 points ago

Can I regift the comment I made on the original, and get upvotes for it as well?

[–]Steely_Johnson 13 points14 points ago

Alright nothing to see here, lets wrap it up.

[–]The_Painted_Man 13 points14 points ago

Cut it with the pun threads. It may have been funny in the past, but not in the present.

[–]llo564 35 points36 points ago

He also posted this to /r/pics and /r/aww. What a karma whore.

[–]ericschlipf 20 points21 points ago

[–]white_guy_jerome 11 points12 points ago

I think he's going for a repost for each of the cat's 9 lives. 5 down, 4 to go.

[–]mrana 5 points6 points ago

Doesn't matter, got shitloads of karma

[–]Mad_V[S] -2 points-1 points ago

this

[–]scibrad 2 points3 points ago

I like how the last one is a ball of spiders

[–]Xomz 2 points3 points ago

And somehow, it still gets 900 fucking upvotes

[–]zeroesandones 5 points6 points ago

Welp, this is the link I came here to post. I've seen this image a few times. I don't care if you repost, but don't try to make it seem like it's OC. Jesus, reddit.....

[–]Tim_Kaiser 1 point2 points ago

Upon seeing your post, I upvoted you and downvoted OP. Mission accomplished?

[–]cadencehz 275 points276 points ago

No he didn't. Fuck you.

[–]sigaven 29 points30 points ago

And really...who wraps wedding gifts in christmas paper?

[–]jonosvision 2 points3 points ago

Beats gifts wrapped in newspaper....

stupid poor upbringing!!

[–]PresidentTylerDurden 4 points5 points ago

Unless its the comics sections then its just like getting two gifts.

[–]cadencehz 0 points1 point ago

We were not really that poor growing up but sometimes we used the comics. I liked using the comics, looked nice.

[–]Brentyfresh 7 points8 points ago

It was the gift of laughter. The gift of laughter.

[–]senorsandman 8 points9 points ago

[–]cadencehz 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time.

[–]mommawhite -1 points0 points ago

I want that endless brownie pan....

[–]frozenfade 2 points3 points ago

So is Mad_V the new mind virus?

[–]Reiver79 121 points122 points ago

Really, you're going to lie? On the internet? C'mon man. The cat is in Christmas paper for fuck's sakes.

[–]HaveTwoBananas 19 points20 points ago

Doesn't stop idiots from upvoting it.

[–]MySouthAfricanAcc 4 points5 points ago

Are people really idiots for upvoting something they like? I've never seen this before. Although I downvoted, because OP is a liar. But not everyone will check comments.

[–]tonnix 25 points26 points ago

you're an asshole. and i'll bet you smell like an asshole. and i hope you feel like an asshole, because you produce nothing but shit. you asshole.

[–]GOONicus 11 points12 points ago

Shut the fuck up. That is old as shit

[–]synapsesynopsis 8 points9 points ago

BOO!! Shame on you for lying.

[–]JangSaverem 8 points9 points ago

OVER 900 upvotes for....something I think I saw on Steak and Cheese before it was a damn porn site. Jesus christ this is not only ancient it has been posted in everything from r/pics to r/funny. I know I know "boo fucking hoo reposts" but come on this is absurd.

[–]AngelsWithDirtyFaces 2 points3 points ago

[–]benjiwaa 3 points4 points ago

Oh hey "Brandon", it's funny, I saw you posted this on January 3rd. Why so late to Reddit? http://thewisecracker.com/2012/01/dont-give-a-cat-as-a-christmas-present/

[–]WoAProximity 16 points17 points ago

It took me longer than it should have to see the cat.

I seriously thought it was a clear bag with like, salsa in it, for a few seconds.

[–]PJthDJ 11 points12 points ago

It's a cat.

[–]have_an_upvote_or_2 7 points8 points ago

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

[–]AttractiveMeat -1 points0 points ago

JUICE BY SARAH! JUICE BY SARAH!

[–]JayLeigh -1 points0 points ago

GOOOO SARAH!

[–]AttractiveMeat 1 point2 points ago

FEED ME SARAH!

[–]Exylum 13 points14 points ago

"OH I KNOW IT, IT'S GOTTA BE A BASKETBALL! I BET IT'S A BASKETBALL!"

[–]guitartechie 11 points12 points ago

Picks up present and tries to bounce it

[–]MayorDefacto 5 points6 points ago

It's a jackal!

[–]Ranch3ro 4 points5 points ago

What kind of cat sits still long enough for this? The only kind I can think of is a dead one.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 10 points11 points ago

Schrodinger's present.

[–]Fanntastic 1 point2 points ago

FAAAAAKE. Why Mad_V? Why couldn't you just think of something clever?

[–]Mathlete86 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a hedge trimmer before I saw the cat's head.

[–]citrus_douche_liquid 0 points1 point ago

What is this anti-ASPCA bullshit?

[–]bandgeek1160390 0 points1 point ago

It took me about thirty seconds to notice the cat's head. Am I the only one...?

[–]Omg-Itz-Cabbage -3 points-2 points ago

That cat hates you. Just thought I'd let you know.

[–]Xomz 6 points7 points ago

Not him, the original maker of this image.

[–]shadowdude777 5 points6 points ago

It's a cat. There isn't a single person, creature, or inanimate object that it does not hate.

[–]Capn_Crotch -1 points0 points ago

He got you a karma machine!

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[–]highceilings00 -4 points-3 points ago

Im trying to understand why you would ask that. Clearly its a picture of a cat wrapped in gift wrap. So why ask what it is? Did imgur go down? Are you bad at visual perception of pictures? Please explain.

[–]fromageSVP 0 points1 point ago

......wouldn't worry about it, I think it was sarcasm....

[–]highceilings00 -2 points-1 points ago

SO, WHAT IS SARCASM?

[–]Wethequeens13 -1 points0 points ago

That is one God damn patient cat.

[–]Erinchostyles -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was a ball and chain....and then I saw the cats head and just walked away like nothing happened.

[–]kingreynoso -1 points0 points ago

This looks just like my cat

[–]phishf00d -1 points0 points ago

That has to be fake. I don't see any blood.

[–]Regular_Ghost -1 points0 points ago

Cats are so chill.

[–]Raikunoso -1 points0 points ago

Kitteh iz nawt amuzed.

[–]warygnu1 -1 points0 points ago

Best. Present. Ever.

[–]Tachik -1 points0 points ago

And not a single fuck was given.

[–]TheSickFuck -1 points0 points ago

Oh shit it's a cat. It took me more time than I'de like to admit.

[–]Gabygz -1 points0 points ago

Aunt Bethany, not again.

[–]Crofty44 -5 points-4 points ago

That's a football. 100% football.

[–]bayouekko -4 points-3 points ago

That's priceless. Literally. You can't put a price on a cat...

[–]baloneyjoe -3 points-2 points ago

What is it?

[–]fogburner -2 points-1 points ago

Does he normally hand out wrapped dead stuffed cat as presents?

[–]niamhish -2 points-1 points ago

HOW IN GODS NAME DO YOU PEOPLE GET YOUR CATS TO SIT STILL FOR SO LONG?? IF I DID TRIED TO DO THAT TO ME CAT I'D END UP IN HOSPITAL!

Sorry for shouting.

[–]xxthenarwhalxx -5 points-4 points ago

Downvoting for the cat. He didn't deserve that.

[–]CoyoteStark -3 points-2 points ago

Is it books?

[–]Dimestoresaint -3 points-2 points ago

Hope he doesn't shake it before he opens it

[–]DeathInTightPants -3 points-2 points ago

He gave the gift of Reddit.

[–]dropperofpipebombs -3 points-2 points ago

Ooh, what is it? I bet it's Skyrim!

[–]trex88 -3 points-2 points ago

this is such a dick move

[–]Quane83 -3 points-2 points ago

hahahah cute

[–]Sammyscrap -3 points-2 points ago

Is his name fucks? Cause then at least one was given!

[–]MisterMunchie -3 points-2 points ago

That is soooo HORRIBLE... ly funny.

[–]F1A -4 points-3 points ago

Oh god they get so mad when you do that

[–]TokyoXtreme -4 points-3 points ago

Pets make good gifts.

[–]beban92 -4 points-3 points ago

haha oh god, he even got the tail wraped!!

[–]uvadover -5 points-4 points ago

[He] wrapped up [his] damn cat.