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[–]baseballmaster 9 points10 points ago

I've seen this so much, and it is pretty old, but I laugh every time

[–]SGTSwimtrunks 3 points4 points ago

When life gives you watermelons...

[–]MpegEVIL 1 point2 points ago

Sleep under them.

[–]Anonymous7k 2 points3 points ago

I now have a strong urge to buy an entire pallet of watermelons and use them for my amusement.

[–]AussieSceptic 2 points3 points ago

These Skyrim realism mods are getting out of hand.

[–]DrolTromredlov 1 point2 points ago

MTV Cribs: Rick Ross

[–]RiNgO70 6 points7 points ago

Nigga's paradise.

[–]Aderakun 2 points3 points ago

As a black guy, i deem your comment to be highly accurate.

[–]Sinnic 0 points1 point ago

Fuck.. At first I thought this was Ian from /r/picturesofiansleeping ...

[–]swagman478 0 points1 point ago

It looks like someone tried to do a math problem in real life.

[–]nefigah 0 points1 point ago

When you have 10,000 watermelons but what you need is a quilt

[–]hawkeyepeirce -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]HiveMindNotMe -1 points0 points ago

Identical man died in identical prank after his friends got the idea from a website. This wouldn't happen if no one opposed cispa. I love commenting like I was a troll, but I think I'm bad at it.

[–]ionataan -2 points-1 points ago

i'm here for the nigger jokes