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[–]joloki618 156 points157 points ago

He could still write and mail the letters.. They just wouldn't be delivered Sundays

[–]falseprophet 41 points42 points ago

That means she would receive 2 every Monday. How desperate. Everybody knows you don't message a girl twice in one day without getting a reply.

[–]AlexWD 3 points4 points ago

You wouldn't get a reply to your previous letter in order to write the next one regardless of this...

Not only that but he was writing these letters without replies the whole time so that obviously isn't a factor.

[–]IslandThree 0 points1 point ago

srsly though this guy was basically having a conversation with himself for an entire year. How the fuck did he keep that up?

[–]Wally_B 3 points4 points ago

i don't really know the plot of the movie but i assume that the dude left to go fight in the war. if you're writing a letter you put the date on the shit.

[–]strawberryshortycake 5 points6 points ago

Long story short, they were a couple, they get into a fight, she moves away, and he writes her everyday to tell her he still loves her, she never gets the letters until 7 years later.

[–]4chanLeak 8 points9 points ago

why? because her parents are dicks. In fact that's the entire premise of the movie. her parents are dicks.

[–]strawberryshortycake 1 point2 points ago

Yep. He's a poor guy, and they don't want her with him because she's rich. Even though they're crazy in love

[–]pi-rat 0 points1 point ago

it just says he wrote the letters. at no point does he state that he mailed any of them.

[–]glemnar 0 points1 point ago

Your mail gets delivered in one day? Damn.

[–]experts_never_lie 0 points1 point ago

In Los Angeles, that does happen reasonably often -- but not enough to rely on.

And Netflix is even better; I've dropped a disc in the mail and they've reported it as returned (via email) only 5 hours later. But they're probably quite integrated into the USPS.

[–]glemnar 0 points1 point ago

If they were so close together they wouldn't miss eachother so much. ;)

[–]beelisi11 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

Plus the mail won't be collected till the next day.

[–]birdsofapheather 67 points68 points ago

But apparently you can re-post on saturday

[–]hugeposuer 7 points8 points ago

This thread is full of laser accuracy.

[–]Dmoser 53 points54 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
the one time I watched the Notebook... 284coms 1061pts 7mos funny
Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. 6coms 56pts 1yr funny
Well, it's true. 1com 11pts 3mos funny
The Notebook vs. Harry Potter. You tell 'em Uncle Vernon! 0coms 19pts 7mos funny
No post on Sundays. 78coms 816pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 1 point2 points ago

Where do people find the stuff that they repost?

[–]lolita_the_craisin 4 points5 points ago

Tumblr.

[–]flamingboard 0 points1 point ago

Just download the front page imgur links into a folder and wait one year.

[–]knighmare 4 points5 points ago

Well there are other options. Besides he said he wrote one every day, not mailed one everyday.

[–]ronaldraygun91 9 points10 points ago

God this is the oldest shit ever...fuck you op

[–]ryumast3r 8 points9 points ago

Dear diary,

Today OP was a faggot.

[–]Revanx17 1 point2 points ago

[–]Hookhand 19 points20 points ago

*every day. Everyday is an adjective.

[–]jampony 1 point2 points ago

If I could upvote you more than once I would. Every fucking day.

[–]friday6700 6 points7 points ago

No points on Sundays.

[–]MajesticManson -1 points0 points ago

No karma Sundays. This should be a thing.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

So this makes more sense, here are some examples:

I use everyday contact lenses and I also fap every day.

[–]vaticancity69ers 6 points7 points ago

your repost sucks

[–]like_a_boss_78910 1 point2 points ago

Reposting doesn't have a point though... this was on facebook months ago and on reddit probably before I was.

[–]DerpinDrummer 1 point2 points ago

Actually Mr. Dursley, you are wrong. Mail comes everyday according to owls. :)

[–]calisonic 1 point2 points ago

The overall shape in this photo looks like Mickey Mouse.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if saying I never saw this movie also reveals the fact that I never had a girlfriend.

[–]larson92 0 points1 point ago

Nur purst urn surndurs

[–]clocks52 0 points1 point ago

Not really... Mailboxes don't close...Ever.

[–]woody2993 0 points1 point ago

Hurray for Reddits bad memory, all the reposts... :P

[–]laschupacabras 0 points1 point ago

Every day.

"I wrote you every day about everyday experiences."

Grammar.

"I wrote you every day about everyday grammar misuse on Reddit."

I'm going to kill you.

"I wrote you every day about everyday grammar misuse on Reddit and if you don't write back I'm going to kill you."

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

What is the bottom image from?

[–]Gonzz 0 points1 point ago

This is subject to where you live. In canadian postal service doesn't work saturday or sunday.

[–]piggyback101 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if this is a repost. Dudes face killed me with laughter.

[–]tatertot1000 0 points1 point ago

the sad part is I got this off iFunny two years ago. iFunny.

[–]guitarman2012 0 points1 point ago

No post Saturday or Sunday here in straya

[–]rraptor1985 0 points1 point ago

1st January: A 2nd January: B 3rd January: C . . . 15th July: T

"365 letters, every day of a year."

[–]rraptor1985 0 points1 point ago

Another version:

1st January: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZABCDEFGHIJKL..........STUVXYZABCDEFGH" 2nd January: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZABCDEFGHIJKL..........STUVXYZABCDEFGH" . . .

Or each day a letter with 365 letters containing.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

This movie falls in the category of only going to go see with your wife if she gives you oral first. Make sure you get it first because if you don't, afterwards she is going to ask you between sniffles what you thought of it and before you catch yourself, you're going to say it sucked balls. Then she's going to say, "well then I guess if the movie already sucked balls then I don't have to."

[–]Darkfire346 0 points1 point ago

he said he wrote her everyday, and that is true, regardless if the letter was delivered or not.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Oh silly, Ryan Gosling...

She can't read!

[–]BrynHavoc 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part about this movie, if the roles had been reversed it would have just been about some crazy, psycho bitch who wrote to a guy every fucking day despite him "ignoring" the letters and then built a fucking house they talked about ONCE.

But a guy does it? Awwww he's so sweet!

[–]sinisterdeath 1 point2 points ago

both of them sound pretty crazy to me

[–]tevert -3 points-2 points ago

This is a repost. Lulz anyway.

[–]prevolution -3 points-2 points ago

Derpy Vernon is derpy...

[–]ahaltingmachine -1 points0 points ago

The post office made an exception for The Gos.

[–]liberalis -1 points0 points ago

By the bestselling author of the Notebook.....

These are words that haunted my existence for too long.

[–]SamMcD2012 -4 points-3 points ago

Me gusta?

[–]MARSpu -2 points-1 points ago

He sure has a point, considering the man not once mentioned mailing the letters. You're on your way, OP.

[–]Wikedfang -2 points-1 points ago

L. O. L. Made me laugh like craaaaaaazzzy!!!!!

[–]FacelessEmotions -3 points-2 points ago

Oh man this one really got me for some reason.