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[–]jokes_on_you 78 points79 points ago

How did you take the picture?

[–]ErrorlessGnome 40 points41 points ago

3 hands all day

[–]KaneinEncanto 11 points12 points ago

http://www.instructables.com/id/Camera-Mouth-Handle/

[–]gdrag14 10 points11 points ago

I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes. <3 Thank you.

[–]jokes_on_you 6 points7 points ago

Don't give me too much credit. It's one of the top posts of all time on /r/bestof.

[–]gdrag14 2 points3 points ago

Well thanks again. Had no idea this existed.

Teach me the ways, master.

[–]Duthos 2 points3 points ago

One of my favorite things I have come across on reddit.

[–]Reesy 4 points5 points ago

Oh not this again

[–]bshamaym 30 points31 points ago

don't accidently smoke the kitten and end up petting the bud fuzz

[–]haiku_robot 29 points30 points ago

don't accidently 
smoke the kitten and end up 
petting the bud fuzz

[–]Humperdink_Fangboner 7 points8 points ago

This is your magnum opus haiku robot.

[–]Duthos 2 points3 points ago

If you try to smoke a kitty

You're gonna have a bad fuzz

[–]Bertrando1 18 points19 points ago

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!!

[–]CptPeanutbutter 6 points7 points ago

SO FLUFFEEEY!

[–]leon220 3 points4 points ago

The kitten's pretty cute, too.

[–]fope12 16 points17 points ago

Kittens and Weed. Pussy and Bud. Felines and Trees.

[–]Deusincendia 7 points8 points ago

when you think about it, its actually Pussy and Pussy

(marijuana is the vagina of the cannabis plant)

[–]VTJP 1 point2 points ago

Pussy money weed. Needs some moneys.

[–]novemberrrain 4 points5 points ago

and bewbs.

[–]ButWillItBlend 4 points5 points ago

Always relevant.

[–]Averiella 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, will it blend?

[–]ButWillItBlend 7 points8 points ago

No. just no.

You do not put kittens in a blender, that is just wrong.

What are you thinking.

[–]Averiella 1 point2 points ago

I would never! boobs/weed however.. nah.. maybe not boobs..

[–]ButWillItBlend 3 points4 points ago

An herb grinder is a great investment, friend.

Kief, kief, and moar kief.

[–]RaoulDuke92 16 points17 points ago

Throw them in the Hadron Collider together you can create some kind of genetic super universe consisting entirely of kittens and weed.

[–]edselford 6 points7 points ago

Or, as we call it, reddit

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[–]MacabreReuben 44 points45 points ago

Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga

[–]pieguy40 31 points32 points ago

Wait where's the choo- OH THAT'S FOR ME TO REAP THE KARMA ON! CHOO CHOO!

[–]KarmaTrainStopper 82 points83 points ago

I hereby end this karma train.

[–]Karma_Train_Engineer 17 points18 points ago

As your superior, I order you to turn this train back on! All aboard, Karma Express!

[–]darkviper039 8 points9 points ago

as you wish commander kief

[–]eyeland12 0 points1 point ago

Cannabis cheif

[–]pieguy40 16 points17 points ago

Damn, that was short. Edit: I just noticed the username!

[–]TennuyanRyu 16 points17 points ago

Damn those early caboose.... caboosi? Cabooses? Caboose? Idfk.

[–]kerbsnherbs 28 points29 points ago

Cabeese!

[–]Dogcatcher1979 7 points8 points ago

The little entgine that could

[–]pieguy40 6 points7 points ago

Haha I'm laughing so hard right now, and I'm at a [0]. I like the sound of that. Caboosi!

[–]Averiella 2 points3 points ago

or you can shout in a high pitched voice: HOODINIE!

[–]culnaej 0 points1 point ago

OR you could yell in a high-pitched voice like a jaws and say "OOTINI"

[–]Lordbear -2 points-1 points ago

Idk how many other people got that but i did:) and i want you to know my life is a little happier cause of you.

[–]Averiella 0 points1 point ago

Why would someone downvote happiness?! UPVOTE FOR YOU! hugs.

[–]culnaej 0 points1 point ago

There's only one caboose ever. Except for the other one from red vs blue

[–]TennuyanRyu 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying is, everytime you see a caboose on a train, its the same one for every train? Cuz if so, than how would two trains 20 minutes apart have a caboose? If not, that therefore, creates multiple caboose.

[–]culnaej 0 points1 point ago

No, you're right, there are multiples of caboose. But I refuse to accept this

[–]TennuyanRyu 1 point2 points ago

Lol fair enough.

[–]shutupjoey 1 point2 points ago

SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH

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    [–]theblanketthing 9 points10 points ago

    Nugga Chugga, Nugga Chugga.

    [–]PaleFury 7 points8 points ago

    Hijacking to say OMG that nug is the size of a damn kitten!!! [4]

    [–]Basedgod91 26 points27 points ago

    Um, where the boobs?

    [–]YesWes 28 points29 points ago

    Two outa three isn't bad. Smoke the kitty, pet the bud, dream of breasts.

    [–]Sc0field 12 points13 points ago

    I believe you mean two out of four.

    [–]iammclovin7 5 points6 points ago

    I see what you did there ;)

    [–]S133py 1 point2 points ago

    Hey, it's just a fetish I have ok.

    [–]Shinwaokami 5 points6 points ago

    I was about to say, make sure you don't try and stuff that kitten into the grinder by mistake when you are around a [6]

    [–]julipok 1 point2 points ago

    I have looked back and laughed at this comment about 5 times now

    [–]ChronicMasterBaker 1 point2 points ago

    Well, who needs 2nd base when you can get the homerun.

    [–]HiaItsPeter 0 points1 point ago

    What do you think he's taking the picture with?

    [–]solemnversifier 5 points6 points ago

    KITTEN NUGGET!

    [–]ButWillItBlend 2 points3 points ago

    Strangely, that made me hungry.

    [–]kaseyyeah 12 points13 points ago

    the kitties so smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

    [–]ThePenguinExpress 5 points6 points ago

    Brain exploded from happiness.

    [–]anchal3 4 points5 points ago

    1. Smoke.

    2. Snuggle.

    3. Repeat.

    [–]Averiella 1 point2 points ago

    You may get the poor thing's lungs filled with smoke. A high, choking kitten. Which leads to a dead kitten..

    I need to go cry now.

    [–]anchal3 0 points1 point ago

    Well don't smoke WITH the kitten, silly!

    [–]MortonamisPrime 4 points5 points ago

    i hope he doesnt get too excited, and clap ferociously hard

    [–]cycling_chef 2 points3 points ago

    i want op to say "And i bought both from my dealer!"

    [–]MacabreReuben 5 points6 points ago

    Love the bud and love the ball of fur. Uptokes for OP.

    [–]Weathermaker 2 points3 points ago

    Coulda clipped a lil better!

    [–]soundenvision 1 point2 points ago

    Okay, now who is going to make a Weed and Kittens tumblr?

    [–]denago 1 point2 points ago

    EAT THEM BOTH

    [–]p13rcingguru 2 points3 points ago

    SMOKE THEM BOTH!

    [–]Halefire 1 point2 points ago

    Don't smoke kittys man, they're bad for you

    [–]sirusvilla 1 point2 points ago

    Oh my god, if that were its forever size, can you imagine that? Cutest thing in the world! [5]

    [–]pawner 1 point2 points ago

    Now you can pet your nug while you smoke your kitten!

    [–]carlosjaunita 1 point2 points ago

    Not ashamed to say i squealed out loud when I saw that.

    [–]Desolator001 1 point2 points ago

    I fucking love hands! :D

    [–]vuxa 2 points3 points ago

    da fuck

    [–]Thomas024 1 point2 points ago

    little hands, or big nug

    [–]mehatch 1 point2 points ago

    Somehow i think this might be improved by a yogi pose with the items in each hand symetrically at the sides. Something like that.

    [–]RevWaldo 1 point2 points ago

    Now if you get a picture of the kitten cuddling the weed...

    [–]taketheatrain12 1 point2 points ago

    that's all you need.

    [–]DrBluntsworth420 1 point2 points ago

    Dat pussy..

    [–]jim_the_anvil 1 point2 points ago

    The Kittens name shall be Nugget from this day forth. Make it so.

    [–]evilclown397 1 point2 points ago

    But... how'd you take the picture?

    [–]iammclovin7 1 point2 points ago

    Kitty!!!!!

    [–]DopeMonkey4201369 1 point2 points ago

    i thought that was a pine cone on the left... i need to stop smoking now

    [–]fangbanger04 1 point2 points ago

    Mandatory bacon reference. If you have all three it's called the holy trinity.

    [–]blink1023 1 point2 points ago

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3q3k93/

    [–]malachaiconstant 1 point2 points ago

    holy shit that kitten is the size of a nug.

    [–]MastaOGBubbles 1 point2 points ago

    Oh shit.... Is this real? [8] fucckkkkk.

    [–]JoesShittyOs 1 point2 points ago

    That cat is pretty dank.

    [–]ohoona 1 point2 points ago

    Two big handfuls of karma

    [–]kumakok 1 point2 points ago

    For the love of god DON'T MIX UP YOUR HANDS!

    [–]robocop420[S] 4 points5 points ago

    WOOOOHOOO front paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.

    [–]blowmonkey 1 point2 points ago

    Chugga Chugga, Choo Choo!!!

    [–]robocop420[S] 2 points3 points ago

    all the feels.

    [–][deleted] ago

    [deleted]

    [–]robocop420[S] -1 points0 points ago

    just because its on tumblr, doesnt mean thats where its from. Reddit is the same way

    [–][deleted] ago

    [deleted]

    [–]robocop420[S] -1 points0 points ago

    just trying to contribute to this community. fuck me right?

    [–][deleted] ago

    [deleted]

    [–]RocketRedRocket 1 point2 points ago

    Weed. Kittens. Weed'n Kittens. Weed Weed, Kittens Kittens. Weed'n Kittens.

    [–]JFKgotnoscoped 1 point2 points ago

    How did you take this picture with no hands?

    [–]seamondeamon 1 point2 points ago

    I believe you just won the internet.

    [–]skunky420 0 points1 point ago

    I don't see any boobies.

    [–]Jessica_Joy 0 points1 point ago

    Both are cute :P

    [–]gr33nspan 0 points1 point ago

    I want to pet the bud and smoke the kitty.

    [–]JGard420 0 points1 point ago

    Trees* favourite things... Most of reddit is still butthurt about green

    [–]ALONG_CAME_A_NOPE 0 points1 point ago

    Found that cat in the dank bin huh.

    [–]Dboi 0 points1 point ago

    If this kitten isnt taken care of to the fullest extent. I will come reap your soul.

    [–]st_basterd 0 points1 point ago

    Is there something wrong with your hands? The heels of your palms look pretty bruised up.

    [–]Epoh 0 points1 point ago

    You should probably combine those favorite things, just sayin.

    [–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

    Is two still considered "a few"?

    [–]j50n 0 points1 point ago

    You forgot Gabe and Steam.

    [–]bmould 0 points1 point ago

    that little guy is about to get soooo high

    [–]a5h3k 0 points1 point ago

    I wonder what is it smelling?

    [–]nancykatherine 0 points1 point ago

    I don't see any bacon in that picture.

    [–]Remember_ThisAccount 0 points1 point ago

    Now make them kiss.

    [–]ButWillItBlend 0 points1 point ago

    OH MY GOD. Kitty :)

    [–]FiyaFly42 0 points1 point ago

    Saw this on tumblr three days ago.

    [–]sideberns 0 points1 point ago

    Ok, let's be friends.

    [–]kinglogan420 0 points1 point ago

    yes but will they blend?

    [–]PsychoKittiez 0 points1 point ago

    I love pussy.

    [–]Kotton 0 points1 point ago

    I've got two of /r/trees favorite things

    FTFY

    [–]VickysAsleep 0 points1 point ago

    Don't smoke the cat!

    [–]funnynamegoeshere 0 points1 point ago

    Enough of this foolishness! I require something to smoke and something to cuddle and here I find you taking pictures?! SOMEONE GET MY CAT-BOWL!!

    [–]ibrockoli 0 points1 point ago

    Hands and blankets!

    [–]jeffro422 0 points1 point ago

    Orange/yellow tabby cats rulee!

    [–]empresspenguin 0 points1 point ago

    Long live the Karma King!

    [–]Eleventy-One 0 points1 point ago

    Bud... plus kitten... "button?"

    [–]tenkei 0 points1 point ago

    If this was an 80s after school special, you would end up giving the bud a bowl of milk while smoking the kitten.

    [–]ribroast 0 points1 point ago

    That is one beautiful nug.

    [–]Sleepy_One 0 points1 point ago

    Those are some awesome hands.

    [–]xyphonic 0 points1 point ago

    Did you take this with Instagram?

    [–]Reeyx 0 points1 point ago

    if you had a pair of boobs, u'd be right.

    [–]MurkyBurky 0 points1 point ago

    Your karma is Brahmin

    [–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point ago

    I'd smoke that.

    [–]Left-handed-idiot 0 points1 point ago

    Just make sure you don't smoke the kitten.

    [–]iamtrees420 0 points1 point ago

    Leaves and a cat?

    [–]IamALF 0 points1 point ago

    Nice, Got my munchies covered.

    [–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

    Either really small hands, or a really big bud, and a really small pussy.

    [–]jay5250 0 points1 point ago

    Schwag

    [–]Johnquistador 0 points1 point ago

    Awww that bud is as big as the kitten. <3

    [–]Sanjuro7880 0 points1 point ago

    Holy shit wolf hands.....

    [–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

    Your username contains two of my favorite things.

    [–]krutch88 0 points1 point ago

    that little bastard is going to be high as balls

    [–]Sgt_SpermShooter 0 points1 point ago

    The nug looks more dense than the kitty

    [–]bigburd 0 points1 point ago

    pussay pussay pussay marijuana!

    [–]lowdog 0 points1 point ago

    Pussy and weed

    [–]Muptarded 0 points1 point ago

    You win the Internet

    [–]PurpleLotus 0 points1 point ago

    You mean... two of MY favorite things? <3

    [–]placenta_pie 0 points1 point ago

    this is relevant to my interests.

    [–]InvaderSkoodge 0 points1 point ago

    Throw some bacon and narwhals in there.

    [–]twodollaz 0 points1 point ago

    We need to start measuring nug size by fractions of a kitten. Looks like you have about a 1/3 kitten size nug there.

    [–]HannahBooxD 0 points1 point ago

    Awwwh yeeah! :D

    [–]CEE92 0 points1 point ago

    what if it's really dark and you try to grab the nug but grab the kitten instead...

    [–]EarthRester 0 points1 point ago

    To be fair, if we're talking about all of reddit here. You should probably switch out the weed for a pair of boobs. The simple fact is, at the center of the internet is two things and two things only; Titties & Kitties.

    [–]BucketofBabies 0 points1 point ago

    Yup, Reddit LOVES hands.

    [–]bastardfaggot 0 points1 point ago

    Yes please.

    [–]sgursel 0 points1 point ago

    Can't see god there. So you in fact got three

    [–]DollyPart-time 0 points1 point ago

    I just realized that Reddit is essentially the Trailer Park Boys. Just 30 million instead of 3, but otherwise pretty much the same.

    [–]armedwithturtles 0 points1 point ago

    yup, hands and blankets.

    [–]ironicmind 0 points1 point ago

    Pot in one hand and (a) pussy in the other ;)

    But seriously, that is a great picture.

    ... And yes you do.

    [–]dankman38 0 points1 point ago

    Not sure of which I like more.

    [–]BogartDaRoach 0 points1 point ago

    What's with the masturbation bruise on your right hand?

    [–]brendancardenas 0 points1 point ago

    Aww! Look how small that kitty is compared to that weed!

    Aww! Look how much weed that is compared to the size of that kitty!

    [–]Alexdixon1313 0 points1 point ago

    Double uptoke

    [–]thesolo1 0 points1 point ago

    You forgot your bible!

    [–]cannablog 0 points1 point ago

    Weed n rats? Don't mix

    [–]troutism 0 points1 point ago

    Smoke the kitten, raise the weed.

    [–]2nd-mouse 0 points1 point ago

    Girlfriend looking over my shoulder : "Aww that kitty is no bigger than a moss rock."

    yes a moss rock... that's it.

    [–]crooks5001 0 points1 point ago

    consume them both and you will obtain the power within.

    [–]knowwon249 0 points1 point ago

    Do you know the name of the stash your bud came from?

    [–]lauramonster 0 points1 point ago

    Ride that karma train, good sir! Upvotes for you!

    [–]WetCount 0 points1 point ago

    Which one should i smoke?

    [–]dharmawheels 0 points1 point ago

    Dude, I'm pretty sure most of the other side of reddit hates trees. It's a bummer.

    [–]Ten3nbaum 0 points1 point ago

    I love you!

    [–]TobiSageSarcasm 0 points1 point ago

    OMFG THAT KITTEH IS SO FUCKING CUTE

    [–]yummybear 0 points1 point ago

    But will it blend?

    [–]cmanns 0 points1 point ago

    Tokes and dinner?

    [–]dlpnd 0 points1 point ago

    Bud and Bacon. Wait that's a cat.

    [–]Thunder_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

    But will it blend?

    [–]DaltonBreitz 0 points1 point ago

    Yes you do sir, yes you do

    [–]EbonMane 0 points1 point ago

    I regret that I have but one upvote to give for your weed and kitten.

    [–]Loneytunes 0 points1 point ago

    SMOKE THE CAT! SMOKE THE CAT!

    [–]AustinKozlowski 0 points1 point ago

    if you had to drop one in the toilet which would it be?

    [–]Right_About_Meow 0 points1 point ago

    What a beautiful color that kitten has! Please take more pictures of that little bundle of cute!

    [–]doomling 0 points1 point ago

    A worthy sacrifice!

    [–]Tomartyr 0 points1 point ago

    In my mind I like to pretend that the OP's a giant, the cat's an adult female lion, and that's a fuckload of weed.

    [–]jlynnc415 0 points1 point ago

    God, I had to contain myself there. No wonder I'm on Reddit so much...

    [–]AquaticOrange 0 points1 point ago

    I just can't decide which one to stare at, they're both so flawless.

    [–]culnaej 0 points1 point ago

    I had hoped this was a hedgehog, think its a chinchilla, realize it must be a cat, and then there's weed

    [–]GanjaBus 0 points1 point ago

    Oh you've cat to be kitten meow....

    [–]Nashvillians 0 points1 point ago

    "I can change the world With my own two hands"

    (Ben Harper)

    [–]MobyDank 0 points1 point ago

    brace yourselves. the karma is coming

    [–]FriendlyVisitor -1 points0 points ago

    That bud looks like it was harvested a bit early

    [–]hercules79 -1 points0 points ago

    this is the only pic involving a cat i will ever upvote!

    [–]ThaHamboner -1 points0 points ago

    A grenade and cat?

    [–]Sreyc -1 points0 points ago

    looks like some shitty ass weed lol

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