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[–]BaraccoliObama 56 points57 points ago

[–]supermctj 41 points42 points ago

And lo when it came to pass he went out onto the people and dropped the bass.

[–]ThisIsntNormal 7 points8 points ago

Slappin da bass mon!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

TIL; Paul Rudd is god.

[–]xSPYXEx 16 points17 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Figured you guys would like this. 8coms 65pts 8mos atheism
DJ Jesus in the house! 17coms 215pts 9mos funny
DJ Jesus 3coms 11pts 15dys atheism
D-D-D-DROP THE BASS 11coms 162pts 7mos atheism
Now Watch Me Resurrect... 2coms 11pts 8mos funny
My aunt likes to send me a lot of religious pictures, I replied to her with this... 8coms 80pts 11mos pics
Jesus died for our synths 4coms 36pts 11mos funny
My kind of Dj.. 72coms 844pts 1yr pics
Freshest Beats 1com 70pts 1yr pics
I found God on the dance floor... 0coms 11pts 1yr pics
Sunday school would've been a whole lot cooler if... 24coms 279pts 1yr funny
DeadMartyr5 0coms 0pts 6mos funny
Resurrect some fresh beats. 4coms 21pts 10mos pics
Whenever I listen to good ol' hip hop... 0coms 11pts 25dys funny
He died for your spins 23coms 150pts 1yr reddit.com
Jesus Raves 8coms 99pts 1yr pics

[–]ewitt1093 6 points7 points ago

I don't know what DudeLol.com is but I hate it already

[–]zachking 22 points23 points ago

To repost and beyond!!

[–]ADD_attack 8 points9 points ago

Thanks for not posting this to /r/atheism

[–]122ninjas 2 points3 points ago

[–]Aleitheo 4 points5 points ago

Why would that be a bad thing? What difference does it make to the submission?

Also when will everyone shut up about /r/atheism whenever religion is mentioned in some form?

[–]ADD_attack 5 points6 points ago

People post crap like this to /r/atheism all the time just because religion is mentioned, even though it has nothing to do with /r/atheism

[–]drunxor 7 points8 points ago

m0ar at dudelol

[–]TheCrabNicholson 0 points1 point ago

I guess the watermark worked.

[–]BiPolarBear94 16 points17 points ago

DJ Jesus died for your spins.

[–]Cubelord 14 points15 points ago

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/_/n/lucyStill_05.jpg A far superior DJ Jesus for you. Cheers.

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 5 points6 points ago

Miss that show.

[–]IAmAtomato 4 points5 points ago

It's still on Adult Swim, I just saw it like 2 or 3 days ago.

Least here in Washington.

[–]Cubelord 4 points5 points ago

I really want there to be a season 2.

[–]mycomputersaidkill 4 points5 points ago

Hell yes, I love that show

[–]Llanolinn 0 points1 point ago

What show is this?

[–]Stahrk 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Lucy, Daughter of the Devil.

[–]MortonamisPrime 3 points4 points ago

how can they be both resurrected AND fresh?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 2 points3 points ago

Faith

[–]SealRover 1 point2 points ago

don't blaspheme, thats DJ jesus youre talking to

[–]PublicMatt 0 points1 point ago

This! And he's standing on the wrong side, Jesus was a fraud, who woulda thought?

[–]weirdsun 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same thing. Cause he's bringing them back? But then the beats would only be 'fresh' once he had resurrected them...

[–]AxeManActual 1 point2 points ago

Lucy: Daughter of the Devil just popped into my mind because of the post title. Gonna go watch some! Thanks OP

[–]99thRedBalloon 1 point2 points ago

This picture's been resurrected more times than a 12" remix Jesus

[–]imward 1 point2 points ago

Did Jesus resurrect this repost too?

[–]Dilla_Soul 1 point2 points ago

[–]eff_bawmb 5 points6 points ago

That's a repost too, so you're not much better. At least yours didn't have a watermark though.

[–]KlaatuBaradaNikto 1 point2 points ago

Also, the title DJ JEEZY J sounds a little douchey

[–]Dilla_Soul 0 points1 point ago

Memegenerator...

[–]eff_bawmb 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so it did. Well, they force that watermark on any picture anyone creates using their site, so I overlook that.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Almost as cool as DJ Roomba.

[–]uptownpasta 1 point2 points ago

Ahah, DJ Roomba is all that comes to mind when I hear the word "DJ". But also "Roomba".

[–]AmericanSilverback 0 points1 point ago

*PHRESH. Like a nice and rephreshing beer.

[–]Iainfixie 0 points1 point ago

I like how Jesus is standing behind the wrong side of the turntables. lol.

[–]foolsmagools 0 points1 point ago

Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil

[–]m0arcowbell 0 points1 point ago

Check out these sick Beat-itudes

[–]Mileskitsune 0 points1 point ago

how can they be "fresh" if he has to resurrect them?

[–]tkonnova 0 points1 point ago

Pimped out Jesus died for your rims.

[–]SlugsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

Dude had one hit 2000 years ago and he's been milking it ever since.

[–]Shamson 0 points1 point ago

Is....is that a picture of a meme picture?

[–]cronos844 0 points1 point ago

As a Christian I find this hilarious

[–]thegreatmisdirector 0 points1 point ago

I'd like this on a t shirt with the text on the back.

[–]KyleKenny 0 points1 point ago

i find this offensives

[–]WestEndStench 0 points1 point ago

1) Put this on a T-Shirt. 2) Get my $25.

[–]sporkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Why would you need to resurrect fresh beats? Either they are fresh, or old and need resurrecting?

[–]Phntm 0 points1 point ago

Post this 1 month ago. Get 14 upvotes. Random guy reposts 897 karma points.

MFW.

[–]Jefferson-not-jackso 0 points1 point ago

Repost...

[–]musicman3739 -1 points0 points ago

this is such a repost that I knew what it was just by seeing the title. still funny. take an upvote to the face

[–]Maybe_Jesus -1 points0 points ago

I am OK with this.

[–]JesusIsTruth -1 points0 points ago

I'm a christian and I find this hilarious.

[–]FluffyRD -1 points0 points ago

Can I get 2 scratches from my homeboy Jesus?

[–]arkalite -1 points0 points ago

I had this on the wall of my dorm for a good semester. It was a nice litmus test to see who I wanted to be friends with based on if they were offended or thought it was funny.

[–]sharksfan98 -2 points-1 points ago

Lemme guess you got this from "I don't think it was aliens, but it was aliens" Facebook page. This one's a month's old.

[–]MrRampage11410 7 points8 points ago

its a lot older than that i think

[–]sharksfan98 0 points1 point ago

True. I've stopped reading that page a while ago, so it's probably older.

[–]ThEgg -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus, the only being able to resurrect the drop.

[–]YouSmellLikeBurning -2 points-1 points ago

Guise go see m0ar at dudelol.com