What the f...no, Who the f...no, ah forget it.

Itchiest · 3 months

THIS IS A PROUD KLINGON WOMAN WARRIOR FROM THE HOUSE OF KAH-LESS

trg01live · 3 months

"Marijose (short for Maria Jose), has been married for eight years , is a dedicated mother of four, a businesswoman who runs a tattoo/clothing/jewelry shop, an accomplished painter, and a passionate advocate for battered women" says so here

Urixevom · 3 months

Am I the only one who though Argonian?

Hoppux · 3 months

she has children. she's actually fairly normal, save for this.

KartoonistGirl · 3 months

I would just take the teeth. They're fucking awesome.

CellularBeing · 3 months

At least she looks happy and doesn't seem to give a fuck what others think. Kudos to her

ScreamyLordSutch · 3 months

Reminded me of this.

TaxCunts · 3 months

I believe shes a lawyer too

Twatticus · 3 months

It's the lusty Argonian maid!

GentlemanREX · 3 months

idk why, but I actually think she's really beautiful.

dragon144 · 3 months

I'm Sure she is a nice lady.

joephus420 · 3 months

Looks pretty fucking awesome.

nommytorton · 3 months

I think she looks pretty awesome.

jwhaler17 · 3 months

"Hi, Match.com? Yeah, I'm calling about the guarantee you advertised when I signed up.......yeah, I know you said to be persistent, but it's just not working... I don't know; I'm beginning to think it might be me..."

ImHibby · 3 months

She has a bandage on her head. What unspeakable horrors must be under that bandage for her to think it's so bad that she has to cover it up.

Rohri_Calhoun · 3 months

I call the next mod she adds to be one of those Pharaoh beards because I can't see fitting much else into the space she has left

SkeletorSlim · 3 months

She looks fine to me, not something you see everyday but I can still see beauty in her. I just don't see why people make a big deal out of it. I could see this being posted on /r/wtf because one could say that iv'e never seen anything like this WTF. Why do we live in a society where all we want is freedom but when we get it people get made fun of for being different?

TL;DR- To each its own

Creature77 · 3 months

She actually came out in this tv program called "Caso Cerrado" and she seemed really nice lady when she talked about her modifications and tattoos and she spoke about her children and junk.

pootaco · 3 months

she probably give mean blow jobs.

brutalbronco · 3 months

Pretty eyes.

AdventureFinn · 3 months

If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

viilup · 3 months

She should app for a job as bank clerk and work her way up from there.

Bazzatron · 3 months

I don't think even photoshop could make her normal again...

MetalWater · 3 months

I must say, she has really pretty eyes.

zitfarmer · 3 months

. . . my lovley little lumps.

John_Sterling · 3 months

You've, uh... You've got a little something on your face there...

daman345 · 3 months

Its the bumps on the head that I can't stand. But apart from that thats pretty fucking cool.

LaTormenta · 3 months

MOTHER OF PEARL

[deleted] · 3 months

I'm with ImHibby on the bandage on the head thing.......

Farfignougat · 3 months

Still would.

the_denizen · 3 months

I have seen this very same Orcish forge-wife about thirteen times now.

yeahiamfat · 3 months

Hard to fap to.. not impossible

ExplodingUnicorns · 3 months

It's a shame that someone who's pretty would do that.

Don't get me wrong, if she's happy then all the best for her - but it looks like before her modifications she didn't exactly get the short end of the stick.

Cyndermissany · 3 months

Now imagine this in 40 years. . . [edit] fixed spelling

mintgoody03 · 3 months

I like her hairstyle

missavanna · 3 months

Obviously, it's pretty strange. But it's her own way of self-expression and as long as it helps her to feel self-confident with who she is, I think it's fine. It's her own body.

tenchi1018 · 3 months

seems like a regular person to me. what's WTF about this?

UnfortunateCunt · 3 months

My go-to for fappy time..

Caigematch · 3 months

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/vampire-woman-maria-jose-cristerna_n_1242542.html

Bruce_the_Shark · 3 months

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/img/content/characters/165a.jpg?width=320

CheatCommandos · 3 months

looks like a Nosferatu from VTMB.

ResinTeeth · 3 months

"So what are you getting today Maria, more dots and stars?"

Czar1982 · 3 months

I think shes hot. I don't know why but there is something about this that makes my underwear start to get tighter.

NeuroTrip · 3 months

This is gorgeous

nickthedick777 · 3 months

me "hmm well lets just see what this.... OH GOD NO ABORT ABORT ABORT!"

TheDopeGodfather · 3 months

I bet she has a great relationship with her father.

awe300 · 3 months

where's batman when you need him

LightsTF · 3 months

I tend to think that people who have tattoos or piercings are more "real" in the sense that they won't hesitate to be straight up with you because they see how ugly society can be. They put up with a lot of rude, judgmental people and actually come out the better person in many situations. That I admire, and I admire this lady so much.

CalCapone · 3 months

Definately not something I'd ever do to myself, but hey, if it makes her happy, good for her.

missaela · 3 months

Baraka's wife?

ShoddyRapInBlue · 3 months

Wraith Queen from SG Atlantis?

Coylie3 · 3 months

KHAN!!!

watermelinmoniqua · 3 months

she is a laywer. to lazy to provide proof

YourbestfriENT · 3 months

In all seriousness i like her eyes, everything else goes down hill.

Evermore707 · 3 months

Either tattoo artist or washes dishes in a meth lab.

darngooddogs · 3 months

That's a good look for her.

iam_sancho2 · 3 months

You definitely don't want to wake up next to that in the morning before she's had a chance to freshen up and put on a little make-up.

rabidamber · 3 months

Isn't she like a successful lawyer in Mexico or something?

[deleted] · 3 months

Put a robe on that bitch and she's Darth maul

TrashCanKitten · 3 months

JACK! SHEPPARD COMMANDER NEEDS YOUR HELP!

misspearlgearl · 3 months

This says to me... I never want to have a job... EVER.

Thatswhatshesaid3909 · 3 months

Look sweety I know you were going for the scary reptilian style ..... But you got the butt fuck ugly get the fuck away from me style instead.... Might want to check into that with the human disfigurementer professional again

karma756231 · 3 months

I see all of this as stuff your dad can grab when he's pissed at you.

EDIT: actually I take this back. Now that I know what she has gone through and why she does this I'm more accepting of it. I need to stop being so ignorant

rwesterman4 · 3 months

I'd still hit it.

doktoreeztiny · 3 months

Mad respect for her. She does what she wants, is successful, and doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.

Lefty07 · 3 months

i have nothing against body art, but theres a fine line between art and the circus

Tron-Gorf · 3 months

I bet she gets mad if you gawk.

tihs_eht · 3 months

What if a UFO landed on earth and this is the first person the aliens met?

Jairock47 · 3 months

Has a blowjob joke already been made

Shadowglove · 3 months

That woman is fucking awesome.

i_am_indeed_human · 3 months

Bexponz · 3 months

"mommy, why don't I look like you?" - unfortunate offspring

different77 · 3 months

i dare you to stick your dick in that mouth.

toomuchpork · 3 months

Winehouse lives.

kirk27 · 3 months

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

alexisthebest · 3 months

horny

I'll get my coat.

phishf00d · 3 months

Easy to get a job as an extra in the next star wars film.

calicocallie89 · 3 months

i'd take a blowjob from her.

Jacqueline_Naught · 3 months

I like that look.

threenil · 3 months

I imagined a blowjob with that mouth, and my dick retracted into my body out of fear.

SweetLouTheDuke · 3 months

I love her look. Im so jealous of that commitment level. Would be awesome to see her get rid of the eyebrow piercings and do ridged implants underneath instead.

have_an_upvote_or_2 · 3 months

Ma'am, your makeup is marvelous! Good luck getting a fucking job!

tubbzzz · 3 months

Pretty sure I killed a bunch of these in Skyrim.

Lots42 · 3 months

Well...I've gone gay.

VolcanicBakemeat · 3 months

"Yes sir, I promise I'm a qualified surgeon. Lie back and inhale deeply from this mask, please. Your life is in my hands now."

bandit69 · 3 months

A face that NOT EVEN a mother could love.

ViciousCycle · 3 months

I can't wait until the earlobe thing goes out of style.

adrock1121 · 3 months

Do people hate themselves that much?!

Stretchster · 3 months

after the initial glance, most would click back, but if you linger, and really look, you might get the semblance that she's not so happy. When I look at her, I imagine what she could be feeling, after having years and years of these notifications done.

Perhaps she years for the days before she went so far, "maybe only one or two piercings weren't so bad" she thinks. Maybe she just wishes for a normal job, being able to walk out of an office building at 5:15pm, wearing her normal skirt and fitted jacket with white blouse beneath, and getting on the the subway that will take her home to her normal family without commanding the stares and gawks of all who pass by.

She could be genuinely happy, and I could be very wrong, but from this photo, all i see is an aging woman, once every bit like she was brought into this world, but now only a shell of who she wanted to become.

77slevin · 3 months

This is nothing. You should see the teeth in her vagina.

Pishposh80 · 3 months

Just.. why?

MBSquared · 3 months

Don't like who you are? Constantly wear a fake personality mask? Why not just make it permanent?

Unshavenhelga · 3 months

Mommy and daddy didn't love her enough...

Synchrotr0n · 3 months

In this link there us a picture showing how she was before. Quite sad to see how the body modification turned her into this ugly monster.

EuropeanLady · 3 months

It's a pity that such people don't value what nature has given them. This woman looks like she used to be decent looking. She has turned herself into a monster.

wolfsktaag · 3 months

if she looks this bad now, imagine what she looks like at 7a.m.

hamgina · 3 months

KILL IT WITH FIRE! Wait, are people still saying that these days?

pboykin94 · 3 months

All I have to say is gross

1N54N3M0D3 · 3 months

Can't forget... o_O

SGTWAffles98 · 3 months

No matter how hard she is trying she won't be a vampire lord I did the dawnguard quest and killed Lord Harkon so ya keep trying.

Oh and Serena is pretty much my bitch sooo ya you lose.

CallMeAnEngineer · 3 months

I'd hit it. Hard. With a .95 grain bullet traveling in excess of 1800 ft/second.

Greengirl15 · 3 months

so i guess true beauty is out the question here?

mirthless_smirk · 3 months

Can you imagine getting drunk and waking up next to that?

Cognus911 · 3 months

how the fuck does she pay for this shit? no one in their right minds would hire her...

MisterWu · 3 months

Thought I was in r/amiugly for a second...

aesith · 3 months

kill it with fire

CyberSoldier8 · 3 months

You should all be outraged by this. This person is never going to be able to get a job, and you are all going to end up shelling out part of your paycheck so she can live to get more surgeries and shit.

ALFIECONKER · 3 months

mom, id like you to meet my new girlfriend.

DownWithRedTeam · 3 months

She looks like a demon

YtiacErevor · 3 months

Up vote for perfect title.

FragPoppa · 3 months

Someone did not get enough attention when she was growing up.

WTF

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