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A beautiful start to the day (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SODOMIZES_WALRUSES 208 points209 points ago

It's a damn shame that people use crude, loud usernames in order to get karma without actually having to think about intelligent content. A damn shame.

[–]TheIndigoBaron 43 points44 points ago

You've won this round.

[–]time4anewsn 32 points33 points ago

But POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is legendary at Reddit.

[–]TheSourTruth 10 points11 points ago

why

I mean I know why shittywatercolour is, by why

[–]plzdonthurtme 20 points21 points ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is a very skilled karma whore. With posts such as this that has a title which suggests that this is the way POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS starts their day. This is most likely untrue due to the fact that POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is a cave dwelling neckbeard whom spends the majority of their time on reddit.

The name jumps out at you, and since POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is so active, one remembers the name.

[–]Jabullz 4 points5 points ago

You said his name an awful lot. Like. Too much.

[–]plzdonthurtme -1 points0 points ago

ctrl + v

Dunno the sex of POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, although I did accuse POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS of being a neckbeard. Maybe I should have just used him?

[–]Thebobinator 2 points3 points ago

because he stuck a potato in his anus.

[–]Split-Personalities 2 points3 points ago

I lost respect for him when he started a fight with another redditor, and posted to SRS.

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 5 points6 points ago

Do you at least have the courtesy to give them a reach-around?

[–]JCongo 1 point2 points ago

and take a nice picture and add on some bad filters to make it look "better"

[–]Ursa27 1 point2 points ago

What I read, "What a beautiful way to start your day a POTATO IN MY ANUS!"

[–]Clawface -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you for sharing your truthful insight, SODOMIZES_WALRUSES.

[–]paymeincake 63 points64 points ago

Nothing like a good Photoshop session to start the day huh?

[–]PatteLoffen 23 points24 points ago

The image just didn't feel right, so i tried to fix it.

http://i.imgur.com/RhEKa.jpg

[–]postitnote 24 points25 points ago

Now it's perfect http://imgur.com/ekFre

[–]PatteLoffen 2 points3 points ago

I have to agree.

[–]JCongo 11 points12 points ago

Here is the unedited, pristine best version

http://i.imgur.com/jfAgF.jpg

[–]PatteLoffen 7 points8 points ago

Not enough lens flare!!

[–]StockPhotosOfFruit 21 points22 points ago

This isn't a stock photo of a fruit, but fuck it.

[–]Unlimited_Chuckles 8 points9 points ago

so brave

[–]biggmclargehuge 3 points4 points ago

This isn't a stock photo of a fruit. Butt fuck it.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 0 points1 point ago

Giggity

[–]thesaxmaniac 7 points8 points ago

Courtesy of JJ Abrams

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

I wish I could just wakeup and go skinny dipping here:)

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

Dat username.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 13 points14 points ago

lonelyhotgirl

Not sure if novelty account...

[–]DemetriMartin 42 points43 points ago

Better send some creepy PMs just incase.

[–]jmutter3 1 point2 points ago

Is it really you?

[–]CosmicEngender 11 points12 points ago

Better send some creepy PMs just in case.

[–]tdn 1 point2 points ago

Surely DM will deliver.

[–]lookingchris 3 points4 points ago

It's a trap

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

not a novelty account.

[–]Beastly14 6 points7 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]stanziak 15 points16 points ago

Source: deviantart

Further Reference

[–]mon0zuki 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this. It's irritating when people claim other folks' work as their own.

[–]fornicationist 2 points3 points ago

Allow me to introduce you to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS...

[–]mon0zuki 0 points1 point ago

Oh so THAT'S why he's so well known. I've heard the name thrown around but never knew much...

[–]warnerrr 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, the OP never said "A beautiful start to my day", they simply titled it as "A beautiful start to the day", which could imply that it is a good way to start the day, seeing such a beautiful landscape.

[–]mon0zuki 0 points1 point ago

Good point, hadn't thought of that.

Still doesn't mean the poster shouldn't credit the original artist though.

[–]April_Fabb 6 points7 points ago

so fucking annoying when there's a photo and no info about the shot itself.

[–]plzdonthurtme 2 points3 points ago

Comes hand in hand with a karma whoring post

[–]wortelcake 23 points24 points ago

Is it filtered? And if, why?

[–]PancakeWrangler 20 points21 points ago

Every picture is better when half of it is unrecognizable and blurry.

[–]be_mindful 6 points7 points ago

first thought: i bet the colors in this landscape are amazing. wish i knew what they looked like...

[–]Atersed 1 point2 points ago

I like it. It gives it a magical/fantasy feel and the colours are nice anyway.

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 0 points1 point ago

Instagram?

[–]wortelcake 1 point2 points ago

Instagram makes all pictures square I think.

[–]Samsquanch1 3 points4 points ago

Where is this?

[–]nikkkooo 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to know too...

[–]talknerdy2me11 1 point2 points ago

Annecy, France

[–]nikkkooo 0 points1 point ago

Annecian redditor ?

[–]talknerdy2me11 1 point2 points ago

No, just a girl who loves to see the world!

[–]ismelldeath 2 points3 points ago

needs more instagram.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I was fisted once.

[–]gaspanics 5 points6 points ago

That's my boy!

[–]ilollipop 0 points1 point ago

somewhere... someone is playing a banjo....

[–]branlmo 2 points3 points ago

You sure this isn't Skyrim?

[–]sweetpotatosaurus 4 points5 points ago

How does this person get to the front page so often? His pictures are completely unremarkable.

[–]callipygian1 1 point2 points ago

just put a potato in your anus and you will be enlightened.

[–]FourBeersThePirate 2 points3 points ago

This picture is absolutely incredible.

[–]NeilsErikTheRedd 88 points89 points ago

Yet another beautiful contribution from POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]NotaMethAddict 146 points147 points ago

Haha, hilarious! Nobody's ever commented about his/her name before!

[–]monom90 41 points42 points ago

It's funny because you've only been a redditor for a month and you've still seen people comment on his name!

[–]LizzardFish -4 points-3 points ago

Her

[–]Unicyclone -3 points-2 points ago

Karmanaut is a dude.

[–]AznPotato 0 points1 point ago

Still don't remember being there.

[–]harpderpington 6 points7 points ago

Looks like the perfect place to wake and bake and then hang out with nature

[–]haiku_robot 15 points16 points ago

Looks like the perfect 
place to wake and bake and then 
hang out with nature

[–]seshna 2 points3 points ago

it seems that in this thread reddit is mainly just bots and novelties

[–]timberwolfe 1 point2 points ago

"in this thread" would sometimes seem like a superfluous qualifier

[–]seshna 1 point2 points ago

part of my purpose of that comment was to see of the haiku bot would pick it up.

[–]harpderpington 0 points1 point ago

Is that a haiku? Did I make one and not even know it?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

It's unfortunate that the colours been altered so much it doesn't even look remotely natural.

[–]tdn 5 points6 points ago

To the untrained eye this would be the most beautiful photograph ever taken.

[–]Ooobles 1 point2 points ago

To my completely untrained eye, Eye don't really care. It just looks cool.

[–]andrewpurpleworm 2 points3 points ago

Wow. Where is that?

[–]choguling 6 points7 points ago

Looks nice, where is it?

[–]xXGustyDBKingXx 1 point2 points ago

It's a Skyrim morning

[–]manster499 1 point2 points ago

I sense a good wakeboarding session coming on...

[–]cirkaman 1 point2 points ago

Yamnuska?

[–]sf7 1 point2 points ago

Anddd my new desktop background is set.

[–]Is_It_Beautiful 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]enter2exit 1 point2 points ago

my guess would be Wyoming.

[–]poochina522 1 point2 points ago

Using this a my cover photo

[–]StormySteve 1 point2 points ago

what a beautiful day.......... -goes on computer- heh, silly kitty

[–]OldSchoolDM 1 point2 points ago

BOOM! Background set......

[–]UR_Face 1 point2 points ago

What I wouldn't give to be sitting on a porch, beer in hand, seeing this view

[–]caffinatedpikachu 1 point2 points ago

Such a beautiful, profound picture with an irrelevant, somewhat disturbing username.

[–]doug 7 points8 points ago

So take a picture of its beauty then fuck it up with some filters.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a beautiful place to get murdered.

[–]ohdeargodcats 2 points3 points ago

Im confused if the title is talking about your username or the picture

[–]GuiltySarcasm 2 points3 points ago

I wish this were large enough for a wallpaper.. :(

[–]milarna 6 points7 points ago

it's 1920 x 1200. how big is your screen?

[–]GuiltySarcasm 2 points3 points ago

You serious? Mobile Safari displays it at 960x600

[–]milarna 0 points1 point ago

yup, my laptop is 1366x768 and i'm using it as my wallpaper

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

full size

[–]cyricmccallen 2 points3 points ago

That's not photoshopped at all.

[–]Mozen 1 point2 points ago

Today's beautiful start to the day is brought to you by, Photoshop.

[–]rarely_heard_opinion 0 points1 point ago

was i the only one who searched all over for a hidden text like "i hate everything" or "i carry a grenade with me in case i get upset" or "i'm so happy i can shit rainbows" ?

[–]kelsobucket 2 points3 points ago

friggin POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is everywhere, and posts nice pictures that i make my desktop!!!

[–]jahmagic 0 points1 point ago

I envy you. So much.

[–]Castit 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you get energy for the whole day if you just take a breath there.

[–]dayyim 0 points1 point ago

Post to r/earthporn

[–]campbfh 0 points1 point ago

Thought I recognized that mountain on the right...it's Annecy, France...beautiful lake and medieval city. Btw, girls around the lake sunbathe topless. It's a driving hazard for tourists and husbands.

[–]jorty 0 points1 point ago

is this instagram if it is -1

[–]akcheat 0 points1 point ago

It was a beautiful start to the day; a day of new beginnings. The errors and tragedies of the past started to wash away, to be replaced with tranquility and acceptance. Yes, today would truly be a fresh start for POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]johnspips 0 points1 point ago

my new wallpaper :D

[–]XsauldawgX 0 points1 point ago

wonder how different it would look with my own non-instagram eyes

[–]Jarroseph 0 points1 point ago

Nice filter

[–]U8MEyo 0 points1 point ago

Hope you had a nice morning on photoshop :)

[–]rilesjenkins 0 points1 point ago

What kind of Skyrim mod has boats like that??

[–]noshamallwow 0 points1 point ago

Why do I have to live in Arkansas???

[–]gusgoodface 0 points1 point ago

That is a beautiful way to start the day, POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]General_Handsfree 0 points1 point ago

I can just see how pleased Potato-In-My-Anus must have been by this beautiful morning.

[–]PatteLoffen 0 points1 point ago

This image obviously didn't have enough filters. I tried to fix it, but i don't think anyone can save this gem.

http://i.imgur.com/RhEKa.jpg

[–]bilyan 0 points1 point ago

Thank you potato in my anus

[–]lomoeffect 0 points1 point ago

needs moar filters.

[–]Ehwic 0 points1 point ago

It was such a lovely sight until I saw your username: POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. O.o

[–]stuckinthelooneybin -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like everyday has a beautiful start when you have a potato in your anus.

[–]Dkid -4 points-3 points ago

Thank you for my new background, Mr. ANUS

[–]OG_Willikers -1 points0 points ago

It is beautiful enough to almost make you forget you have a potato in your butthole.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon -3 points-2 points ago

Ah, what a wonderful scene. Almost takes your mind off of the potato in your anus.

Almost.

[–]ProfessionalGoat -1 points0 points ago

Is that a sailboat on a lake?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Isn't this how The Mist started?

[–]lovephotogyou -1 points0 points ago

And f-f-f-f-f-INSTAGRAM FILTERS

[–]Bronxbmbrs2k3 -1 points0 points ago

Where did you take this picture?

[–]rumpltrumpl -1 points0 points ago

right click; set as background

[–]Clairebbg -2 points-1 points ago

it all seemed so peaceful, until I read your username

[–]Rocket92 -2 points-1 points ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is my beautiful start to the day.

[–]BeatMastaD -2 points-1 points ago

Such a beautiful picture from POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]SwaQOverlobe -5 points-4 points ago

Dear POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. I only comment on your posts about your username because you are literally a karma goldmine

[–]caliezone 2 points3 points ago

How I imagine POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS looks like http://noob-dad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/warcraft-nerd-south-park.jpg

[–]KoodooKooskoos -1 points0 points ago

It would be a beautiful start to the day if it wasn't fucking ugly...

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[–]arch1medes -5 points-4 points ago

this photo needs more trees! ;)

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