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[–]totallypro529 185 points186 points ago

Does it bother anyone else that Pooh's head is moving entirely separate from his body?

[–]sprinricco 56 points57 points ago

First thing I noticed. Creeped me out.

[–]neurosin 30 points31 points ago

Well he is a teddy bear. Those old ones could do that.... Right?

[–]PleinairAllaprima 14 points15 points ago

Yup. I have one.

[–]ArcWrath 8 points9 points ago

Its still fuck'n creepy.

[–]PenisBakeMeAPancake[S] 0 points1 point ago

And he'd tear the stitching out if he was real

[–]MrPoohHead 30 points31 points ago

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

[–]witthefuck 4 points5 points ago

Oh so appropriate

[–]Cooolder 7 points8 points ago

Well, Pooh is a toy bear.

[–]krazykid586 8 points9 points ago

Someone needs to see Satan Pooh.

[–]JeSuisNerd 0 points1 point ago

Oh jesus I'm weeping

[–]fatty1380 0 points1 point ago

Yak's blood, yak's blood, holy, holy yak's blood!

[–]furbit73 2 points3 points ago

Dat owl-neck

[–]vivvav 2 points3 points ago

I think the idea is that his head needed a second to catch up. It's a cartoony thing. Not that the head and body move separately, but that he was twisting the neck, and now it's untwisting back into position.

[–]gngstrMNKY 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought there was some crazy spinning dancer shit going on, but nope.

[–]jooze 1 point2 points ago

Makes it better imo

[–]Spiritedmold 0 points1 point ago

That's some exorcist shit going on right there.

[–]Omnifi 0 points1 point ago

I need an old priest, and a young priest.

[–]laddergoat89 14 points15 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with me? I read this post aloud in my best Winnie the Pooh voice.

I'm just sitting here alone and I just spoke aloud.

...I need to step outside

[–]lebiro 7 points8 points ago

It's probably for the best that you were alone really. Imagine that sound just floating in from the other room.

[–]laddergoat89 7 points8 points ago

Well I don't know what's worse, someone hearing my slow descent into insanity or sitting here alone doing it.

[–]LaughKookaburra 0 points1 point ago

If it makes you feel better - the post prompted me into a moment of self-reflection. I caught myself looking away from the computer wondering how many "bothers" I actually gave, compared to Pooh. Good news? Not many. Bad news? I may be crazy.

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

You can do a Winnie the Pooh voice?
Could you record it for us?

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

When I say 'my best', I mean by best attempt, which is pretty poop.

It could be worse, here...

Oh bother

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

I read it as Kaa the snakes voice from The Jungle Book. Or maybe the stork from dumbo.

[–]DJMuschy 0 points1 point ago

Kaa is definitely the same guy.

[–]JumboRabbit 25 points26 points ago

[–]HungryTaco 2 points3 points ago

oh god his face in that last panel made it

[–]mr-nobe 5 points6 points ago

There's something wrong with the way the mirror image moves but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[–]Viatos 2 points3 points ago

It...winks more...oh god bother

[–]maenlas 51 points52 points ago

Sir is a prefix and a substitute for a title - knight or gentleman. Saying "like a sir" is akin to saying "like a mister", and doesn't make any sense.

Well, it makes sense in a the same way the language of rage comics makes sense, but if you're complimenting Winnie the Pooh on his manners and bearing it's probably best to pay him the same courtesy and not sink to the level of vegetative reddit slang.

As much as is possible, I'm joking and being serious simultaneously.

[–]anangrybanana 35 points36 points ago

I think the "like a sir" is as retarded and annoying as "le" and "me being a bau5".

[–]motdidr 15 points16 points ago

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

So annoying.

[–]gngstrMNKY 2 points3 points ago

I know people who were saying this years ago. Where did it come from?

[–]WilsonHanks 2 points3 points ago

I know that it was in The Catcher In The Rye. I think How I Met Your Mother made it popular.

[–]natepip 1 point2 points ago

Catcher in the rye.

[–]DizzyQ 1 point2 points ago

"le me derpin"

[–]Frohirrim 4 points5 points ago

Yeah. Also, stuffed animals can't actually come to life

[–]6582A 1 point2 points ago

Well said, sir.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"BEARing"

[–]SkippyRodriguez -5 points-4 points ago

You must be fun at parties.

[–]LynkDead 0 points1 point ago

Within the context of the title itself it seems fine. Both knights and gentlemen are known for possessing excellent etiquette. So 'being polite' could certainly be an indicator of 'being a sir' (though it obviously does not necessitate it).

Obviously this has nothing to do with the actual posted picture, since I don't think there's any way what Pooh is doing could be described as polite (except, perhaps, that he eschewing the use of the word 'fuck', but that's more of a base kind of politeness, not the above-and-beyond kind of a gentleman or knight).

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

Oh, it's time for my daily satan worship... Satan! Satan! Satan! Edit: Tharrrgh

[–]krazygamerhead 2 points3 points ago

dafuq was that?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The oldest youtube clip ever. Brought to you by: SWEDEN! it's a hurdi fnügi flur-place at the roof of the world!

[–]krazygamerhead 1 point2 points ago

Never seen that before. Gotta love the net, it always goes deeper.

[–]Le_Hat 1 point2 points ago

"Take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

[–]AtheistTVWeinberg 0 points1 point ago

YouTube wasn't even around when that clip was put up on the Internet. I remember seeing it in 98 or 99, could be earlier. I think I downloaded it on a website or on a hotline server.

[–]SneakyDee 0 points1 point ago

That clip is so old, it was going around in the days of email forwards. Before YouTube. And the Flood.

[–]WookieeWookiee 1 point2 points ago

Oh my gosh, this was the first viral video clip I ever saw. Thanks, computer teacher from 1994, you were a strange man who probably deserved your termination.

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU 0 points1 point ago

My word that was nostalgic. Time for a little AYB I think.

[–]Ozwaldo 2 points3 points ago

god fucking dammit he's not being a "sir"

[–]Scarletsneakers 1 point2 points ago

TIL Winnie the Pooh is possessed.

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

With swag like that, he doesn't need to give a bother.

[–]QwertyYouEyeOp 0 points1 point ago

I read it as brother about 3 times. I was very confused.

[–]HeavyBoots 0 points1 point ago

Until just now, I don't think I realized that Pooh was a stuffed animal.

[–]D0RPH 0 points1 point ago

Watching this gets weirder and weirder every second... but I can't stop

[–]viral_virus 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh = upvote

[–]6582A 0 points1 point ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again: that isn't Pooh.

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

Lauren Cooper can relate.

[–]pheck5 0 points1 point ago

Does he do the suck it gesture at the end? That's not very polite!

[–]gx61 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to use this when someone talks shit on the internet.

[–]OtterJay 0 points1 point ago

ALL THE UPVOTES!

[–]Majusbeh 0 points1 point ago

god I love winnie the pooh, my mother told me I never wanted to see sesame street or every other stuff on telly, except winnie pooh and the first movie is so so so so beautiful!

[–]Epic_Shmepic 0 points1 point ago

What the bother is a pooh anyway?

[–]HelloCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

The fucking exorcist!

[–]DJMuschy 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this I laughed harder than I have since the time I saw Twilight Eclipse.

[–]awesome_dog 0 points1 point ago

winnie the poohing: hanging out with a shirt and no pants. aka daffy ducking.

[–]iGustaMucho 14 points15 points ago

[–]trnh 2 points3 points ago

Why is the knife not bloody?

Also, for safety's sake, might wanna mark that as NSFW

[–]Viatos 2 points3 points ago

The same reason his mouth is.

[–]spartiecat 0 points1 point ago

Am I bovvered? Look at my face, is my face bovvered? Face? Bovvered? Am I? Look? Is it bovvered? My face?

[–]dbagexterminator -2 points-1 points ago

well here's winnie worshiping the devil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TErIFY0T9Ts

politeness my ass

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON -5 points-4 points ago

Another Tumblr gem!

[–]77slevin -4 points-3 points ago

I hate that bear with a passion. Die Pooh, die...

[–]EndiveMassacre -5 points-4 points ago

Anyone see that episode where Piglit wore a Diglet costume and watched in horror as Pooh fucked Tiger till he bled?

[–]OG_Willikers -5 points-4 points ago

I never realized Winnie was gay. I feel like such a tard.