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[–]toomuchlovin 93 points94 points ago

TIL spiderman's leggings are separate from the whole suit.

[–]IlyichValken 47 points48 points ago

Well, yeah. So are his gloves and the mask.

[–]typicallyoffensive 14 points15 points ago

Way easier to get on and off that way, also helps prevent wrinkles.

[–]hERPandDERP 11 points12 points ago

Makes it easier to get off that way too, if you know what I mean.

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

[–]CholulaMan 2 points3 points ago

He said... Knowingly

[–]NextDayAir 2 points3 points ago

WHOOOAHHH!! eh? eh? WOOOAHHH!

[–]CholulaMan 2 points3 points ago

Say no more, say no more

[–]NextDayAir 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 421 points422 points ago

[–]FlyingPasta 281 points282 points ago

WHY WOULD SHE TOUCH A WHITE LIQUID SPILLING OUT FROM HIS ROOM. WHY.

[–]NotaMethAddict 258 points259 points ago

[–]FlyingPasta 104 points105 points ago

I feel like you're stalking me a little. With gifs.

http://i.imgur.com/0Y4vD.gif

[–]NotaMethAddict 110 points111 points ago

Stalking is an ugly word, I prefer obsessively shadowing.

[–]FlyingPasta 45 points46 points ago

Just as long as you're not a meth addict...

[–]Bit_Chewy 46 points47 points ago

I prefer to think of myself as an enthusiast.

[–]FlyingPasta 22 points23 points ago

We all do, Chewy, we all do.

[–]No_Refunds 5 points6 points ago

I recently watched that movie, that is if I'm thinking of the right movie...

[–]NotaMethAddict 5 points6 points ago

Accepted?

[–]No_Refunds 0 points1 point ago

Yup

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 31 points32 points ago

He "stalks" any top comments like any competent karmawhore.

[–]FlyingPasta 23 points24 points ago

I'll take that as a compliment.

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 19 points20 points ago

You should. It implies you make top comments.

[–]HazelNutBalls 4 points5 points ago

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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[–]FlyingPasta 21 points22 points ago

Well, hey!

The flying master race will take over Reddit.

How are ya?

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[–]FlyingPasta 29 points30 points ago

The only handshake you can do yourself!

[–]iRideDragons 8 points9 points ago

I... do... do I count too?

[–]FlyingPasta 21 points22 points ago

Um... you're almost there buddy. Almost there.

[–]Innovationwarp 12 points13 points ago

Fuse with the dragon and become one.

[–]Chaser007 14 points15 points ago

I don't think anyone would ever assume someone would have litres of jizz pouring out of their room, which is clearly where Auntie May makes her first mistake. Secondly, anyone that sees it would wonder what it actually is and would give it a touch to inspect it more.

[–]cumbert_cumbert 15 points16 points ago

Maybe it's not liters, maybe he fapped then right at the last moment ran over to the door and jizzed right there, in that little space between the floor and the door. That space is such a slut.

[–]FlyingPasta 23 points24 points ago

Get your logic and shit outta here.

[–]manlymustache 4 points5 points ago

Maybe spiderman was making a cumbox.

[–]xLuMisx 1 point2 points ago

Its like seeing a piece of shit on the road, You smell it, taste it, touch it, and then you go "Lucky I didn't step on it." Fuck logic.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Hypersexual

[–]redditmyasss 40 points41 points ago

[–]Elmonotheczar 36 points37 points ago

At least she didn't taste it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 19 points20 points ago

As far as we know.

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 21 points22 points ago

I agree, Neil Sedaka.

[–]Elmonotheczar 0 points1 point ago

The jump between those two panels is not very clean, she goes down with one finger and her whole hand gets covered?

I think we need to call in some experts to analyze this mystery, wonder if the guys over at History Channel are buys.

[–]shure_thing 3 points4 points ago

Im sure she would already know what it tastes like.

[–]crayola_ferrari 14 points15 points ago

Is this from a spiderman comic or from every redditors teen years comic?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

I can't speak for everyone, but I never had strange white liquids seeping from under my door.

[–]crayola_ferrari 18 points19 points ago

username is too relevant, fuck you

[–]skandiau 15 points16 points ago

Spiderman is not the first guy to get sticky hands after surfing the web.

[–]spanglish14 6 points7 points ago

Peter Parker is the perfect depiction of a teenage boy. Wakes up to find he has more muscles, hair in weird places, and has the ability to shoot sticky stuff around his room.

[–]Banjulioe 16 points17 points ago

Well you know, Spiderman is really just a metaphor for puberty.

No. REALLY.

Link to a Cracked.com article explaining it

[–]beau-tie 2 points3 points ago

this lead me to a script James Cameron wrote for a spider man movie (script James Cameron )http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/s/spider-man-scriptment.html

[–]its_doughy 3 points4 points ago

Is it just me or is that actually pretty good?

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

Huh... I read the issue that was from earlier this year and yet I don't think I picked up on the whole semen interpretation thing. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

[–]wasting_my_life_here 125 points126 points ago

FUCK! Now every time I walk into a spider web, I am going to think a spider jizzed on me.

[–]HeyFunkyPianist 132 points133 points ago

Just immerse yourself. Embrace it.

[–]Antrikshy 17 points18 points ago

I remember this one AskReddit post where the OP was aroused by walking face first into cobwebs. No commenter was able to top that.

[–]PawnzzZ 5 points6 points ago

Link is needed.

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

Can't believe I found it: http://redd.it/ijmzc

Also can't believe it's been an year.

[–]kaat528 1 point2 points ago

Can't believe how much time I just spent over there

[–]A_Robison 18 points19 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]MayorEmanuel 38 points39 points ago

Chill with the "ಠ_ಠ" face, brah.

[–]brixunited 17 points18 points ago

Chill with the "brah," pal.

*edit: Spaces are important.

[–]MayorEmanuel 10 points11 points ago

Chill with the "pal", dude.

[–]ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ 7 points8 points ago

Chill with the "dude", friend.

[–]MayorEmanuel 27 points28 points ago

Chill with the "____", ______.

Here's a template if anyone else wants to join in.

[–]King_of_Beets 15 points16 points ago

Chill with the ._., -__-

[–]Homeschooled316 14 points15 points ago

Chill with the ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ

[–]negativer 3 points4 points ago

Hello, friend!

[–]G-Zom 11 points12 points ago

Just pick out all the dead insects, rub your face all over it, and wonder what you're doing with your life.

[–]pryoRichard 6 points7 points ago

compliments to the chef

[–]Spider_Rapist 2 points3 points ago

You say this like it's a bad thing.

[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point ago

Relax, it comes out of a totally different organ, the "spinneret".

[–]whatwhatwhat82 0 points1 point ago

alksjdhfaljks FUCK I hate spiders! Was about to go to sleep.. now I have to stay on reddit for at least another 2 hours to make sure I don't have nightmares!

[–]shadytradesman 93 points94 points ago

Am I the only one desensitized to the point that this is just kind of funny and not shocking at all?

[–]Chaser007 75 points76 points ago

Damn, I thought I was in /r/funny this whole time. This isn't wtf at all, I got a good laugh out of it.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 25 points26 points ago

Wait this is /r/wtf?

I am not even joking, I didn't realise it was until I saw your and shady's posts...

[–]Mason_son_of_Math 12 points13 points ago

I'm only still subscribed here because the content is actually mildly funny and sometimes a little weird. Much funnier than the tripe at /r/funny.

[–]grimpspinman 10 points11 points ago

desensitized? try r/spacedicks

[–]Innovationwarp 6 points7 points ago

Reddit cracks you in stages.

[–]montolith 3 points4 points ago

desentizied from r/spacedicks? try r/spaceclopclop

[–]tolo137 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit, I'm not desensitized

[–]reahidru 1 point2 points ago

I think you meant /r/spaceclop instead. Neither of which are particularly shocking to me.

[–]montolith 0 points1 point ago

Oh, well... It's not easy finding shocking stuff on the internet for someone who's seen it all. Found this over at /r/imgoingtohellforthis tough. (NSFL)

[–]PerilPhoSho 4 points5 points ago

How would one even conceive this as shocking? This definitely should be in /r/funny and not /r/wtf.

[–]Timelinemc 3 points4 points ago

No, you aren't at all.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He thinks, therefore he is.

[–]helicalhell 0 points1 point ago

I ejaculated with laughter!! No seriously I found it very funny.

[–]knighmare 13 points14 points ago

mary jane would have to move over, after all spider man did kill her by injecting her with his radioactive man juice

[–]LettersFromTheSky 3 points4 points ago

I've heard male tarantulas inseminate by "fuck punch"

[–]I_LIKE_GIRAFFE_BONER 1 point2 points ago

They jizz in a web, pick up said web, then punch fuck the nearest female.

[–]LastRedCoat 24 points25 points ago

I count six and a half cumshots. A decent number, but no where close to the strength of Hancock.

[–]nybbas 2 points3 points ago

potentially, as in the cartoon penis? Yeah I would think its NSFW lol

[–]AATroop 0 points1 point ago

What penis...

[–]sidd230 2 points3 points ago

The mark at the bottom right. Explains Everything.

[–]InABritishAccent 3 points4 points ago

So Hancock could kill a man with a wet dream? Imagine if he was one of those people who jizzed by accident. It would be like walking around with a machine gun that randomly fires.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup 0 points1 point ago

Hancock. what a fitting name.

[–]ThaneOfTalos 12 points13 points ago

Did somebody say spiderman thread?

[–]Khiraji 8 points9 points ago

[–]Chaser007 9 points10 points ago

[–]tulbot 32 points33 points ago

I clicked this thinking it was from /r/trees. I was thoroughly shocked.

[–]brodyth 9 points10 points ago

You and me both... I was like what kinda weed is he....OH MY SCIENCE!!!

[–]RaceLuvsPie 10 points11 points ago

Was disturbed at a [0]

[–]leaveroso 4 points5 points ago

The spider in the poster only has 6 legs wtf type of sick amputee porn is this

[–]golfwang999 14 points15 points ago

Why are his eyes glowing?

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 15 points16 points ago

Bro, he fucking Spider-Man. Just let it happen, okay?

[–]golfwang999 7 points8 points ago

alright, neil sedaka.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Who?

Checks Wikipedia

...Who???

[–]blankeyecorner 2 points3 points ago

Who are you to say his eyes don't glow in post-faux-coital bliss?

[–]darny 3 points4 points ago

That's disgusting. I love it.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 6 points7 points ago

His Spidey senses were tingling.

[–]brodyth 1 point2 points ago

He might want to get that.checked....

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Peter Parker picked upon his pickled pepper.

[–]thumpin 6 points7 points ago

Patiently practicing procreating pathetically

[–]Foghorn225 5 points6 points ago

Dat thorax.

[–]CoyoteStark 9 points10 points ago

How does he shot web?

[–]wasting_my_life_here 39 points40 points ago

out of his dick

[–]inb4newbs 3 points4 points ago

No quads. More squats please.

[–]FliesenJohnny 2 points3 points ago

and that's why i welcome the new movie going back to engineered web-shooters instead of wrist-jizzing.

[–]screenavenger 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else notice how strange his interpretation of spider-man is? Almost looks like the artist drew him from complete memory with no reference.

[–]ho_ho_ho101 1 point2 points ago

i sat here for a couple seconds to fully grasp what i was looking at then i got it......

horrified...and inquisitive.

[–]maryjaneismyname 1 point2 points ago

I was called?

[–]HarryPrice 1 point2 points ago

[–]JeffreeSykes 1 point2 points ago

Dat cephalothorax, Dat abdomen, Dem legs! O:

[–]spanglish14 1 point2 points ago

Peter Parker is the perfect depiction of a teenage boy. Wakes up to find he has more muscles, hair in weird places, and has the ability to shoot sticky stuff around his room.

[–]Irf00 1 point2 points ago

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 2 points3 points ago

Dat hourglASS!

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[–]turtlemay 0 points1 point ago

Not subtle enough.

[–]kanyeezy24 0 points1 point ago

dat abdomen.

[–]young_war 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me, I just masturbated.

[–]jrghoull 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was going to be a post about weed...

[–]sh33py 0 points1 point ago

Always thought Garfield was fucking weird.

[–]GiantPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

I honestly thought this was about marijuana.

[–]karlpablo 0 points1 point ago

Should've been a black widow.

[–]DamnitPeggy 0 points1 point ago

Spiders magazine? Imagine if playboy was just called "Humans"

[–]phammy 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was about weed.

[–]queenbee1990 0 points1 point ago

this raises awkward questions ...

[–]wtfsystem 0 points1 point ago

Might be because Jacky D is talking through me, but this has made me laugh the hardest in all my search of the internets. So here you go buddy.

[–]XRedDragonessX 0 points1 point ago

All those sexy legs...can you blame spidey for replacing MJ?? I mean fuuuuuck...more is better yes? :P

[–]faggalingdong 0 points1 point ago

How does he shot web?

[–]Batticon 0 points1 point ago

oh god.... XD

[–]thisislacey 0 points1 point ago

Ch...ch...Charlotte?

[–]declancostello 0 points1 point ago

How do I shot web?

Oooooohhh that's done it.

[–]DaPanqueque 0 points1 point ago

Disgusting shit is disgusting.

[–]dagoon79 0 points1 point ago

Killer!

[–]kingbenofgeeks 0 points1 point ago

Fuck it seeing as no-one else has taken advantage!

[–]DDDyson 0 points1 point ago

Now those are some standards of beauty for Gwen Stacy to attain! Maybe some creative make-up might help?

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

Dat thorax.

[–]robindis737 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is that actually pretty good?

[–]ppqry 0 points1 point ago

Yeh, fuck the cozZEERS

[–]scottphris 0 points1 point ago

nope nopE noPE nOPE NOPE

[–]b-random 0 points1 point ago

Brian Redban?

[–]baracudaboy 0 points1 point ago

I know there's something totally dirty being portrayed here but...I just don't get it. What is going on...?

[–]digit01 0 points1 point ago

Good stuff! Had to clean the screen from milk after I saw that. Thanks!

[–]beyond1 0 points1 point ago

The more you look at it, the crazier it gets.

[–]Pulviriza 0 points1 point ago

Saying Miss April made me think of April from TMNT

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[–]DoctorKeefe 0 points1 point ago

Creepy stalker bot!

[–]solman07 0 points1 point ago

Those eyes and that smile. Just.. Horrible.. Imprinted on my mind.

[–]Annie225 0 points1 point ago

He keeps his socks on?

[–]Vehxen 0 points1 point ago

Here I was thinking this was a post about weed...

[–]blondielootenburg 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I found this funny as hell.

[–]zugtug 0 points1 point ago

Apparently Spidey is an ass man because... damn.

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

dat ass.

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

I'm using iReddit so the poster looked like "I miss Anul" before I zoomed in... ._.

[–]oliverMcMayonnaise 0 points1 point ago

Insectiality

[–]reddent420 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting something else

[–]TheFunkyHobo 0 points1 point ago

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

You ruined my childhood a little bit.

[–]dontbait 0 points1 point ago

I believe that is a fly right next to the text "miss april"... This strikes me as odd as it would be pretty weird to have a playboy with a picture of a slice of pizza in the corner..

[–]fu11h4mm3r 0 points1 point ago

Creepiest I've ever seen Peter Parker's face, and I've seen Toby Maquire

[–]gracefuliamnot 0 points1 point ago

Well that's enough internet for today.

It's only 11:00... ಠ_ಠ

[–]AngryFapkin 0 points1 point ago

Why are his eyes glowing like the Avatar?

[–]KingWilson 0 points1 point ago

My hopes for a funny weed reference ("reeference"?) have been squished.

[–]Jimmy-Rustles 0 points1 point ago

And here I was thinking it was gonna be a hilarious joke about pot

[–]Draggedaround 0 points1 point ago

Never mind the bullet train. FTFY

[–]radelrym 0 points1 point ago

not going to lie, i clicked on this cause i thought it was about marijuana... silly me didnt see the subreddit...

[–]downmagic1234 0 points1 point ago

now that is fucked up

[–]downmagic1234 0 points1 point ago

now that is fucked up

[–]palermo1984 0 points1 point ago

His Spidey senses were tingling.

[–]Wundergeist 0 points1 point ago

His glowing eyes are freaking me out.

[–]Raping_baby_cows 0 points1 point ago

Move over Gwen Stacy

FTFY

[–]demenciacion 2 points3 points ago

Mary Jane > Gwen Stacy

[–]Raping_baby_cows 5 points6 points ago

/r/emmastone disagrees.

[–]demenciacion 1 point2 points ago

oh I love emma stone, but im talking about the characters not the actress

[–]Raping_baby_cows 0 points1 point ago

Characters? I don't think we can compare. They work with their respective men.

[–]demenciacion 0 points1 point ago

im sorry I dont understand what you mean

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

they completely re-write spiderman's character a couple times. Comic writers get bored I guess

[–]squishface2 0 points1 point ago

Spoilers Well actually he met both of them around the same time in the comics. His first girlfriend in university was Gwen but she died due to whiplash after spiderman caught her when the green goblin was dangling her from a building. Spiderman then started going out with MJ.

[–]demenciacion 1 point2 points ago

yeah gwen stacy died really early in the comic, pretty sure they wont kill her in the movie saga though

[–]typicallyoffensive 0 points1 point ago

My favorite subreddit!

[–]Shaysdays 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part of this was the Christian Mingle dating ad on it.

[–]TheSecretMe 0 points1 point ago

Spiders only have a thorax and an abdomen. That pinup spider has a body segment too many.

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[–]AdrianBrony 3 points4 points ago

'DAT ABDOMEN!

[–]LoneCookie 0 points1 point ago

This oddly turns me on...

[–]Yosel -1 points0 points ago

Dat abdomen.

[–]nickicksu -1 points0 points ago

is he.. IS HE SMILING? LOOK AT HIS MOUTH