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[–]helluinbert 1438 points1439 points ago

The old and the furious: Police drift

[–]derpwell 1153 points1154 points ago

2 Old 2 Senile

[–]crayola_ferrari 982 points983 points ago

Need 4 Sleep 2: Underground

[–]Im_Dyslexic 772 points773 points ago

Granny Turismo 6

[–]Deathwave88 559 points560 points ago

Granny Theft Auto: Nice city

[–]ryandaily 282 points283 points ago

Old in 60 Years

Edit: I now realize I was the combo breaker here so in the hopes of making up for my foolishness I submit:

W.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Mobility

[–]option_i 161 points162 points ago

Senior Syndicate!

[–]touchy610 263 points264 points ago

Death Race (It doesn't really need pun-icizing.)

[–]Nightwing11 78 points79 points ago

old

[–]TheReverend403 74 points75 points ago

Wheelchairman.

[–]CareForceOne 9 points10 points ago

Smokey and the grandad

[–]Crimsonial 4 points5 points ago

Amazing save, sir.

[–]GRIZZLYALASKAN 1 point2 points ago

Hover-round wheelchairs just assured a couple thousand future sales with this vid. When I get mine, I'll rome the nation looking for lines of perfectly spaced law enforcement.

[–]dirtwo 10 points11 points ago

Colin McGranny : Dirt police

[–]BlunderbusstANut 170 points171 points ago

Initial D(ementia)

[–]TheRedOut 186 points187 points ago

Has Alzheimer's, forgets to give a fuck.

[–]Troq 17 points18 points ago

Winner.

[–]TheGreatJatsby 56 points57 points ago

Winner.

Edit: I don't know why I'm being downvoted, I was just setting up kylepierce11 for the spike :C

[–]blueasclepius 26 points27 points ago

I was just setting up kylepierce11 for the spike :C

Let's be friends, Jatsby. You and me, let's go see the world.

[–]TheGreatJatsby 2 points3 points ago

You got it, Old Sport.

[–]kylepierce11 44 points45 points ago

Chicken dinner

[–]PyroNavi 1 point2 points ago

Ahh! I haven't seen that in forever! And by "forever" I mean like 9 years.

[–]sbwdux 49 points50 points ago

Granny Theft Auto 6: West Palm Beach

[–]SometimesRhymes 52 points53 points ago

Afternoon Club 3: OLD Edition

[–]crayola_ferrari 31 points32 points ago

Happy Cake Day!

Your pun still sucks

[–]SometimesRhymes 30 points31 points ago

Thanks! Wasn't a pun though ;)

[–]kaptinkangaroo 5 points6 points ago

T'wasnt a rhyme either though!

[–]SometimesRhymes 17 points18 points ago

I only rhyme during full moons and Kevin Spacey's birthday.

[–]kaptinkangaroo 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh... I see. Sometimes

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]cheffernan 1 point2 points ago

Gone in 60 hours.

[–]sheriff_skullface 21 points22 points ago

2 Senile 2 um, er, what were we talking about?

[–]anakmoon 46 points47 points ago

I don't know, but get off my lawn!

[–]RoflCopter4 8 points9 points ago

Kids these days...

[–]GaryDuder 46 points47 points ago

You know, back in my day the roflcopter was in fact the roflbi-plane and was made out of balsa wood and us kids would wander on down to the gulch and holler for it by yelling, "Dime us, nickle us, just don't tickle us, mister roflbi-plane wontcha give us a ride?" (Because rides cost a nickle) And he'd swoop down and we'd latch our fishing hooks into its wings because every boy carried a fishing pole in those days...

[–]sheriff_skullface 17 points18 points ago

[–]HighInAK 65 points66 points ago

The Slow and Decrepit: Florida Drift

[–]quit_yur_bitchin 15 points16 points ago

Granny steering, not charging your wheel chair batteries like ya should.

[–]maxcaliburx 8 points9 points ago

Agility training. Wheelchair edition.

[–]people_are_animals 9 points10 points ago

The rock will have no trouble hunting this one down.

[–]Kikuchiyo123 313 points314 points ago

Is this a gif of a video of a video on a computer?

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

[–]TheIceCreamPirate 21 points22 points ago

That isn't technically the source. That footage is from a different angle.

[–]HiHaterslol 1 point2 points ago

I love the "bitch I'm fabulous" moment at 10 seconds

[–]theresapabstforthat 129 points130 points ago

[–]sheriff_skullface 102 points103 points ago

I watched that too many times

[–]RamblinWreckGT 51 points52 points ago

I started looking for small details, like where his eyes went.

[–]Saganomics 13 points14 points ago

There's a few frames of his left eye before it disappears into the gore. And if you look closely, you can see his open mouth from behind as his face wraps around to the front.

[–]Mugros 19 points20 points ago

You can also the rubber fists which might've been sex toys before being turned into a prop.

[–]0piat3 81 points82 points ago

sorry....

I DID NOT MEAN (he did not mean) TO BLOW YOUR MIND (to blow your mind)

[–]White_Luigi 60 points61 points ago

BUT THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME... ALL THE TIIII-iiiiii-IIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!

[–]DeathToPennies 1 point2 points ago

NOW TAKE A LOOK!

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 8 points9 points ago

I can't tell, is that real?

[–]CitizenCrack 14 points15 points ago

OF COURE IT IS

[–]Merlaak 8 points9 points ago

It's from Scanners.

[–]anangrybanana 3 points4 points ago

Apparently, the filmmakers filled a latex head full of dog food and rabbit livers, then shot it from behind with a 12-guage shotgun to achieve the effect.

[–]mylivingeulogy 2 points3 points ago

And you wonder why they stopped using old school special effects.

[–]electronicdream 2 points3 points ago

Exploding an explosion?

Mind...

[–]spankymuffin 1 point2 points ago

Is this really NSFW?

[–]mordacthedenier 1 point2 points ago

After a while someone will take the gif and break it into a series of stills.

[–]Nefeera 95 points96 points ago

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

Thanks for this. I was saving the gif until I realized it was 9 megs. Not that I'm hurting for space but seriously 9MB for a shitty quality gif? WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CANADIANS.

[–]Retanaru 9 points10 points ago

Note you already downloaded it (albiet temporarily) to view it. You can get it from your browsers temp folder. Can do the same thing with youtube videos.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

It was on my phone so browsing through cache is a much bigger pain in the ass than just saving.

[–]Nefeera 17 points18 points ago

It's funny how a gif will always be a much larger file than a video of the same thing.

[–]Xenc 15 points16 points ago

I know that cracks me up all the time.

[–]ab3ju 1 point2 points ago

That's because the gif format uses lossless compression (albeit with a restricted pallete), whereas basically all video formats use lossy compression.

[–]SomeArabGuy 14 points15 points ago

Can't stop looking for the person that took the video in the gif...

[–]tineyeit 1 point2 points ago

You won't find the person who took the video in the GIF because if you look closely, it's a video on a computer which somebody has taken a video of.

[–]Yastobaal 1 point2 points ago

Light shirt with a big camera within the first second or two?

[–]FluffyPurpleThing 8 points9 points ago

Video (same angle). Wish they hadn't added that music.

[–]goofball_jones 517 points518 points ago

Yeah, fuck The Police. Haven't put out an album in almost 30 years.

Fucking Sting...fuck him...

[–]GaryDuder 73 points74 points ago

Hell yeah, Fuck Sting! Fuck him for hours on end as he gazes into your eyes, entwined in his Tantric grasp.

[–]goofball_jones 42 points43 points ago

...I hope this doesn't awaken feelings inside of me...

[–]TheDranx 32 points33 points ago

It has and it will.

[–]austin1414 14 points15 points ago

Roxanne.

[–]J_Pinehurst 10 points11 points ago

No

[–]sparklyteenvampire 2 points3 points ago

You don't have to put on your red light.

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 1 point2 points ago

Please don't stand so close to me.

[–]leeleeshine 105 points106 points ago

flkfherobhoirthwkljfvwkrj brand new day

[–]devine13 43 points44 points ago

Fhqwhgads?

[–]Kinsata 28 points29 points ago

I miss Strongbad. :(

[–]CancerousJedi 7 points8 points ago

Forhorglegrads!

[–]Khiraji 5 points6 points ago

Get outta here, Coach Z!

[–]onthehighseas 11 points12 points ago

oooo-ah

[–]phantasma186 42 points43 points ago

And Bono is a pussy

Fuck your glasses.

[–]iKissMySister 14 points15 points ago

[–]schavira 7 points8 points ago

Could you give me a printout of Oyster smiling?

[–]tastycake23 177 points178 points ago

"why are these traffic cones blue?"

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 73 points74 points ago

"the traffic cones, they turn up blue tomorrow"

-Jimi Hendrix

[–]Wolf-Raven 11 points12 points ago

And shine their emptiness down on my bed!

[–]DerpStains 1 point2 points ago

You can hear happiness...

[–]hugh_person 1 point2 points ago

The tiny island sags downstream

[–]TheOakster 1 point2 points ago

Cause the life that lived is dead

[–]TheGreatJatsby 12 points13 points ago

Say this in the voice of Hans Moleman. Do it.

[–]Juicyy 5 points6 points ago

I regret nothing.

[–]koy5 3 points4 points ago

Nor do I.

[–]sacula 162 points163 points ago

The great thing about being old: Do what ever the fuck you want, People will just think you're senile.

[–]QueueNX 71 points72 points ago

People don't mess with the elderly.

The ones that do are fucked, or get fucked up.

[–]colechampagne 28 points29 points ago

Old Man Strength.

[–]QueueNX 24 points25 points ago

Should be a deodorant brand.

[–]FiodorBax 4 points5 points ago

Elderly woman got arrested yesterday in spain for protesting in a demonstration and obviously doing much less than the guy in ops gif. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87ItUKdE0s

[–]OfPseudoIntellectual 1 point2 points ago

It didn't work for poor Uncle Leo.

[–]HotLips4077 218 points219 points ago

They see me rollin'....

[–]Le_Derpina_Artista 94 points95 points ago

They hatin'.

[–]yourdoomed 99 points100 points ago

Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty

[–]crayola_ferrari 218 points219 points ago

whitest thread ever

[–]fifaculture 92 points93 points ago

[–]Elidor 34 points35 points ago

Wait! Lemme find my 3D glasses...

...Okay...Awww, yeaaaah!

[–]mimicthefrench 36 points37 points ago

[–]srry72 41 points42 points ago

There are ten Million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

[–]iRideDragons 48 points49 points ago

[–]nutmeggerking 3 points4 points ago

That might be the greatest line from that entire video series

[–]GoCuse 1 point2 points ago

holy shit

[–]structurer 3 points4 points ago

and nerdiest

[–]haphapablap 1 point2 points ago

blackest comment ever

[–]OneCello 14 points15 points ago

Lets just stop this right here. We all know you googled the lyrics.

[–]LutzExpertTera 25 points26 points ago

I never thought I would be able to relevantly quote Limp Bizkit:

keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

[–]sheriff_skullface 24 points25 points ago

Motherfucking NHL Hitz. My favorite game of all time.

Edit: I can tell no one else played this game

[–]Clearly_Unimpressed 8 points9 points ago

Enter code on loading screen. Whole team have horse heads Fuck yeah

[–]GoCuse 1 point2 points ago

Midway. fuck yeah.

[–]Devilsdance 2 points3 points ago

You seem pretty impressed

[–]Clearly_Unimpressed 5 points6 points ago

Not impressed

[–]Spard 12 points13 points ago

Upvoted because I lold. Fuck tha haters

[–]sheriff_skullface 11 points12 points ago

[–]arrowheadt 2 points3 points ago

What???

[–]crayola_ferrari 72 points73 points ago

kinda looks like the Pope

edit: ultimate karma conspiracy

[–]bosque_fire 32 points33 points ago

Senior citizen Olympics are on the horizon.

[–]railatron 32 points33 points ago

man, i can't wait to get old...

[–]MalcolmY 25 points26 points ago

You don't have to be old to do that. All you need is a wheelchair and pretend whatever you want to be wrong with you.

But yeah, it has a special taste coming from someone old lol.

[–]dashmunn 29 points30 points ago

|But yeah, it has a special taste coming from someone old lol.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 31 points32 points ago

When I was a kid, I kissed my grandma's corpse at her funeral (it was some funeral thing). It's been 30 years and I can still taste it. It was like makeup on room temperature cardboard, but attached to grandma.

That's a special taste.

[–]fracturedmentality 7 points8 points ago

oil-based, make-up on cool wax...I did that with my grandmother. I had to wipe my lips, when you described it.

You're a special asshole, aren't you?

[–]red_eleven 2 points3 points ago

Can you say that again? Slower?

[–]kaptinkangaroo 1 point2 points ago

As special as Nancy's testies?

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Actually, since your sense of smell is dynamic and your memory is in constant decay, you cannot recall the smell. You can only recall an idea of the smell.

[–]naaahhman 4 points5 points ago

I don't want to taste that.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 4 points5 points ago

Only old people can do whatever the fuck they want.

[–]getoffrobbie 13 points14 points ago

"When you reach 90, each year you make it, one law no longer applies to you."- Patton Oswalt.

[–]fracturedmentality 1 point2 points ago

I used to think that, 'til I hit middle age. Now, I'm just a grumpy bitch. 46-47 is a PITA! My body hurts and I can't see for jack. It happens overnight. I used to tell my kid I'd be on a Harley at 80, and smackin' people with a cane, out of pure orneriness. I'm thinking the cane might be a necessity. We just sold our bike, two months ago. It sat in the garage for a year.

I'm just glad the old man didn't run over a cops toe. SWAT team might have shot him 20 times, after being tased and pepper-sprayed.

[–]Jorgemeister 26 points27 points ago

that old man can fuck my bitch.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 93 points94 points ago

Like there's someone here who can't.

[–]sheriff_skullface 14 points15 points ago

Sloppy 342nds

[–]Hughtub 27 points28 points ago

Or someone here who hasn't. Seriously, Jorgemeister, your bitch is a god damn slut. I mean... to really drive the point home, I'm balls deep in her right now as I'm typing.

[–]TheGirlInTheCorner 15 points16 points ago

God bless Viagra, helping old guys fuck Jorgemeister's bitch for 10 glorious years now.

[–]zephyy 1 point2 points ago

tybg

[–]Eapz 39 points40 points ago

I thought Hector Salamanca died last season...

Also, JESSE HAS AIDS.

[–]diversionmary 24 points25 points ago

Ding ding!

[–]kaptinkangaroo 2 points3 points ago

That was so awesome. I'm so excited.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup 2 points3 points ago

No, he survived. he's become two-face.

[–]iRideDragons 12 points13 points ago

In Season 4... the one that's NOT on Netflix yet?! Yeah thanks dude.

[–]bathroomstalin 17 points18 points ago

...or DID he?

[–]dispenserhere 3 points4 points ago

Yes

[–]nukulr 3 points4 points ago

I feel for you... Have an upvote

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Torrents. DVDs. Blu-Rays.

[–]BeardedBagels 2 points3 points ago

That aired last year. Pretty much open season for talking about it.

[–]krdr 7 points8 points ago

You should really do people a favor and delete your post.

[–]bboykimchi 1 point2 points ago

For the love of ( head of belief system ) please put a spoiler cover in! For Netflixers!

[–]aigneymie 6 points7 points ago

context? what was everyone protesting, where was this, etc?

[–]2-3-5-7 2 points3 points ago

Madrid, Spain. Demonstration in support of some miners.

[–]nauzleon 66 points67 points ago

That's Madrid, Spain a couple of days ago in the middle of the miners protest. It wasnt funny when the police begin to charge with no reason against us. Heres a video in the same place and a couple of minutes before of some policemen hitting a kid who defend himself with a skateboard.

http://vimeo.com/45610208 1:15

[–]2-3-5-7 5 points6 points ago

Joder, si parecen los San Fermines.

[–]dg10050 20 points21 points ago

Oh look. A heavily edited video cut specifically to make police look bad.

What a surprise.

[–]ulyssesTnaut 11 points12 points ago

Do not be alarmed, citizen! Everything is under control.

[–]ubbergoat 6 points7 points ago

A police officer defending himself from an adolescent with a potentially deadly weapon. It's all how you spin it.

[–]wow_great_name 4 points5 points ago

[–]umpteenth_joynt 4 points5 points ago

this is the greatest thing i've seen all day!

[–]thedeathofgod 3 points4 points ago

I don't believe I've ever seen so few fucks given.

[–]supasteve013 4 points5 points ago

ding ding ding ding ding!

[–]Seamorepenis 4 points5 points ago

That's some Old School protesting right there!

[–]AllDizzle 6 points7 points ago

was this filmed off the computer?

[–]spacebrony 4 points5 points ago

were you the man in the video?

[–]stuckit 3 points4 points ago

I kind of expected him to accidentally run over a foot and catch a beating for it.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 3 points4 points ago

Not a single Pension was given that day.

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[–]mangeloid 3 points4 points ago

This is a repost from EARLIER TODAY. Enjoy that precious karma you unoriginal, non-contributing fuckwit.

[–]Shapies 6 points7 points ago

[–]dbgray21 1 point2 points ago

I bet that dude had an awesome life.

[–]cheffernan 1 point2 points ago

Someone please give this old man a high five for me. This is fucking hilarious

[–]OrsonCarte 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen,

take the world in a love embrace

fire all of your guns at once

and explode into space.

[–]Keeado 1 point2 points ago

Grandmario Kart

[–]Pixelskaya 1 point2 points ago

I work 5 minutes from there; things are getting pretty bad in Madrid

[–]ciaran036 1 point2 points ago

They don't always get away with it

Context: Student fee protests in London

[–]cd00 1 point2 points ago

This was filmed with a calculator

[–]shiase 1 point2 points ago

how about you post the fucking video instead of a shitty 210x145 gif

[–]LittleTillyFooFoo 1 point2 points ago

I want to be that cool when I'm that old.

[–]SheepyTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Could someone please shop the thing from Skifree into this picture, chasing gramps?

[–]tehgreatist 1 point2 points ago

bravo old man

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 1 point2 points ago

The only possible way this could be more awesome is if the wheelchair bandit had either set themselves on fire or been ghost riding the wheelchair

[–]callmecolonel 2 points3 points ago

Not a single fuck was given.

[–]chalklady0 3 points4 points ago

9.6 . Give her the silver.

[–]Saturnath 5 points6 points ago

Go gramps, go!

[–]Mitz510 5 points6 points ago

The sequel to Tokyo Drift is pretty good.

[–]jonev123 0 points1 point ago

Coming to a theater near you geriatric drift the movie.