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[–][deleted] 372 points373 points ago

At least he is wearing appropriate attire.

[–]mcstanky 108 points109 points ago

The guy he licked kinda looked like a penis, too.

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 28 points29 points ago

Dick licking a dick? Reminds me of this

[–]Ezwa 14 points15 points ago

Yeaaaah... I'm not clicking that.

[–]determania 3 points4 points ago

It's actually not as bad as you think. NSFW lyrics, but SFW video. It's from collegehumor.com.

[–]A_Helpful_Link 20 points21 points ago

SFW

[–]superjosh92 5 points6 points ago

That would be one of those "thats enough internet for today" moments

[–]Dtmrm2 4 points5 points ago

I know it's not exactly the same, but "docking" is pretty damn close...Docking

[–]toasterj 1 point2 points ago

It's a song about a man's search for the one thing. One kind of porn. A porn that isn't on the Internet. The tale starts with all the horrific things he's seen and ends with a request. I give it five stars. A must see video.

[–]chrispyb 1 point2 points ago

if this can happen

http://www.kidsinsandbox.info/

(NSFW / NSFDick)

then dick into dick can too

[–]Yanturas 2 points3 points ago

Nooooooo running from the Internet

[–]LordXeno49 -1 points0 points ago

I have heard of that, and as soon as i saw the url i had your same reaction lol

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 1 point2 points ago

WUT

[–]miss_kitty_cat 0 points1 point ago

The audio on the video indicates that the woman is enjoying the experience more than the man, who appears to be in some discomfort.

[–]ovenel -3 points-2 points ago

Would docking count for what he's singing about?

[–]FoxDown 3 points4 points ago

I've seen hentai of this.

[–]HellsGuardian -1 points0 points ago

I think he looked like Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad.

[–]PublicUrinator 20 points21 points ago

"Oh man, I think the guy with the huge dick just licked my skin dome. Will you walk me to my car later, I'm a little scared to be alone right now..."

[–]silenc3x 1 point2 points ago

Makes it that much better that he called it his skin dome in such an honest moment.

[–]erikcasey 1 point2 points ago

Contrary to popular belief, it's actually describing who he is, not what he has.

[–]BokehBurgher 5 points6 points ago

That's how I interpreted it. As in, "I'm a huge dick." It really drips with irony if you think about it. A huge dick, licking a guys bald head... it's quite a layered theme...

[–]NateTheGrate94 59 points60 points ago

[–]PredicateJam 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe how relevant that was

[–]Sariel007 70 points71 points ago

A couple of years ago I had shaved my head and was on a busy street corner waiting for the light to change and someone starts rubbing my head. The chances that is someone I know trying to fuck with are slim to none so I kinda freak out and turn around ready for the worst and there is a guy who is obviously a few french fries short of a happy meal with a shaved head grinning and rubbing his own shaved head. I flash the guy a smile and chuckle at myself. The light changes and I cross the street.

[–]whitetzor 77 points78 points ago

That story was delightfully anticlimactic.

[–]Sariel007 35 points36 points ago

The truth usually is.

[–]loopyhohe 26 points27 points ago

Let me add a better ending...I flash the guy a smile and chuckle at myself. He asks for a high five, I comply. The force of the high five propels me into the street where I am subsequently hit by a peach truck. Flash forward a year and I'm standing behind this bald guy at the corner waiting for the light to change. He's balder than I, rubbing my head then his at the same time. He turns to see me, a few fries short of a happy meal, rubbing my own head. He smiles and we begin to high-five...

[–]SadPeenut 2 points3 points ago

And so it begins...

[–]pokapaws 0 points1 point ago

3.5 cuils.

[–]Ender1337otron 38 points39 points ago

EWW

[–]fuck_your_diploma 6 points7 points ago

no homo intended..

[–]erfanP 13 points14 points ago

America looks fun.

[–]fortrines 9 points10 points ago

What do you mean? That's just a video of a standard commute to work

[–]AndyRooney 3 points4 points ago

In the related videos sidebar to the right of the clip this and this were at the top. Haven't people heard of online porn? Who watches this crap?

[–]SaultSpartan 5 points6 points ago

The people who are tired of gangbangs with women on leashes and seeing everyone's and their mothers tits as they suck every man and dog to completion. Sometimes you turn to youtube for nostalgia porn, the stuff you wanked to when you were a kid. Not on youtube of course, but just a thought of all those Good Housekeeping magazines.

[–]AndyRooney 2 points3 points ago

I just would never think of going to youtube and typing in "girl sucking popsicle."

[–]SaultSpartan 1 point2 points ago

Neither would I but random motherless videos often bring you to it anyways. Motherless roulette is a dangerous game...

[–]everbeard 1 point2 points ago

Fuck porn. It's all about the twerk videos now.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 4 points5 points ago

[–]Redgrimace 28 points29 points ago

Thanks, couldn't find youtube!

[–]AiKantSpel 6 points7 points ago

Why did I expect that to be backwards...

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

They should play this at the GOP national convention.

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 0 points1 point ago

GENIUS

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

Titled "Obama's America".

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

What a fun way to catch AIDS.

[–]DaftGambit 4 points5 points ago

Wow. You do realize you can't catch HIV like that right?

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Honestly, I would think you probably can catch AIDS by licking somebody with it. Obviously that is more likely if they have a cut or something.

And lets not forget that this is at a gay pride parade...

[–]ScreechSkater 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if trolling, or retarded.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

At least I have enough of a brain not to have to revert to a meme to get my point across.

[–]ScreechSkater 1 point2 points ago

Hostility/pointless bashing aside, one will not contract HIV by licking a carrier. And now I sound like some serial AIDS licker.

[–]emerpus 28 points29 points ago

"HUGE DICK" I dont even know....

[–]bdepz 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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What was that?! [gif] 10coms 157pts 7mos funny
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i wanna meet this guy 306coms 704pts 1yr funny
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[–]ImDebatable 15 points16 points ago

HUGE DICK

[–]jcorn3 14 points15 points ago

Wow.

Op reposts a repost of a reposted repost.

[–]vteckickedin 19 points20 points ago

I've seen your comment before.

[–]K1ND_BUDZ 8 points9 points ago

And I've seen your comment before...

[–]jcorn3 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]YourFavoriteHippo 7 points8 points ago

Was that Dana White getting licked?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 9 points10 points ago

According to his shirt, that guy's tongue must have some magical properties. The guy who got licked will thank him when he wakes up tomorrow to take his morning pee.

[–]PredicateJam 4 points5 points ago

I wonder if different bald peoples heads taste differently and this man is just a head flavor connoisseur.

[–]Prius2282 2 points3 points ago

Mmmmmm, scalp.

[–]CakesOfHate 7 points8 points ago

Laughed a little too hard at this...

[–]PhazonZim 1 point2 points ago

Been a while since a gif made me laugh that hard, you win an upvote!

[–]BleedingFish 1 point2 points ago

wasnt this posted like not even 2 weeks ago?

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[–]drspod 9 points10 points ago

whould? WHOULD?

[–]DulcetFox 0 points1 point ago

Christ almighty I can't tell if it a real word. Various sources have said it is the way to use it in a question, e.g. "Whould you get the remote?", but I can't find a dictionary or anything that has it.

[–]babyshanks 2 points3 points ago

I saw a girl lick a shop sign once. She then looked up at me, smiled, approached me and LICKED my fucking FACE. Fucking weird people.

[–]ShadowPhoenix951 5 points6 points ago

And then you got married.

[–]AculticFly 2 points3 points ago

This was on the front page yesterday. What the hell?

[–]TeaStringEyeContact 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to Reddit. Save this and repost it in about a week in /r/wtf.

[–]pickle_inspector 1 point2 points ago

Hey, just curious. No need to freak out.

[–]DeweyTheDecimal 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of daycare.

[–]qwe340 -2 points-1 points ago

doggy daycare?

[–]sindekit 1 point2 points ago

Damn tall people!!!

[–]Pharmacistlady 3 points4 points ago

Hah! That is so the kind of thing I would be tempted to do in a crowd. I have licked random things in random places on dares

[–]campogirl 2 points3 points ago

??????

[–]Pharmacistlady 1 point2 points ago

Inanimate things (like a statue or something like that) and when I'm drunk, nothing lewd. But ending up licking some guys head is something that I'd end up doing.

[–]preservepromiscuity 0 points1 point ago

His shirt says "huge dick"

[–]ppqry 0 points1 point ago

Yeh, fuck the cozZEERS

[–]dj23 0 points1 point ago

We do something similar on a night out - Nosing.

[–]Djet3k 0 points1 point ago

lol that got a laugh out of me

[–]foreveralexis 0 points1 point ago

I bet he got hair fuzz in his mouth

[–]JohnEricWinger 0 points1 point ago

huge dick? more like huge balls

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

Digg is leaking again.

[–]BeardySam 0 points1 point ago

As old as the moon.

[–]jakeElake 0 points1 point ago

He actually turns round and looks at the guy who licked him just before turning back and blaming the wrong guy

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

"the fuck, these shnozberries don't taste like shnozberries!"

[–]Wewbie 0 points1 point ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

[–]ToxicJack 0 points1 point ago

is that jeff daniels?

[–]rebel11598 0 points1 point ago

The shirt suits him

[–]wetrippymang 0 points1 point ago

his shirt says huge sick

[–]Jalanjaygreer 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha seriously? Fuck yes.

[–]WalmartSuperstar 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird, it's a plane no,, it's what the fuck man!

[–]lrhkb8 0 points1 point ago

I bet you guys can't wait to see a cat version of this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply make their head taste like a gumball..

[–]broken337 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Impractical Jokers. Show is hilarious.

[–]rognales 0 points1 point ago

That guy is a huge dick!

[–]BrnVonChknPants 0 points1 point ago

This the guy: http://www.jonathanfin.com/

He's a comedian from the Midwest. I did a show with him once.

[–]walrusses2stronk 0 points1 point ago

is that sam from the whitest kids u 'know?

[–]dailyreddituser 0 points1 point ago

ahh the glorious repost..

[–]helpmefindnemo5 0 points1 point ago

He's a huge dick

[–]BOOBS_AND_BUTTER 0 points1 point ago

Lolsy

[–]Undeadsjoker579 0 points1 point ago

his shirt; Huge dick

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, this gif again.

[–]DeusExCalamus 0 points1 point ago

You has a flavor.

[–]causedrewknows 0 points1 point ago

idk what i trolled harder at, the lick, the reaction, or the shirt

[–]Mah_Derpah 0 points1 point ago

Big dick shirt = little dick

[–]jayjayjee 0 points1 point ago

that guys a HUGE DICK

[–]interwebbrowser249 0 points1 point ago

is that cory mr safety?

[–]OzzerOfGashes 0 points1 point ago

living the dream

[–]mostlyleftovers25 -1 points0 points ago

His shirt says Huge Dick

[–]Cheffinator 15 points16 points ago

He licked a bald guy's head.

[–]TokeyMcGee 1 point2 points ago

The bald guy had no idea.

[–]jezza24 1 point2 points ago

The little Dog laughed to see such sport,

[–]WTS_BRIDGE 2 points3 points ago

...and Huge Dick walked away from the goon.

[–]DoorLord 24 points25 points ago

Thanks for reading for me, because i am 100% illiterate.

[–]COUCH_KUSHN 6 points7 points ago

im calling bullshit here

[–]polysemous_entelechy 4 points5 points ago

sorry, but he can't read your answer to that... cause, you know, he's illiterate.

[–]EroTaka -1 points0 points ago

We should write a musical together and call it "The Nightman Cometh"

[–]notbeingproductive -1 points0 points ago

I'm only 50% illiterate.

[–]crisk21 2 points3 points ago

He's kind of like a real life novelty account.

[–]TimeTravelingCowboy 4 points5 points ago

..and so it begins

[–]AdamTheHamster 0 points1 point ago

He totally liked it

[–]reluctant-upvote 0 points1 point ago

Is this legit... Because I could imagine what some of my friends would do

[–]old_mr2 0 points1 point ago

mmm, tastes like a peanut.

[–]COUCH_KUSHN 0 points1 point ago

what a huge dick

[–]ThePomelo 0 points1 point ago

The shirt's priceless.

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

That has to take a lot of courage. My first reaction to feeling something on the back of my head would probably be to jerk my head back. Goodbye front teeth.

[–]alonelylion 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he doesn't just have a huge dick, he has balls of steel, too.

[–]Garnik 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this man is perfect.

[–]seanwoohoo 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]gnur 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that is Gerard Joling, the most annoying dutch TV personality. Hardcore Gay and not afraid to make enough gay innuendo jokes to weird even the most gay friendly people out.

[–]Vleesgordijn 0 points1 point ago

Does not even resemble him..

[–]BrnVonChknPants 0 points1 point ago

[–]borkedddd 0 points1 point ago

[–]HeyFunkyPianist 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahah I pissed myself on that one.

[–]Mulltown 0 points1 point ago

This is on here once a week. Such easy karma I guess.

[–]t1ko 0 points1 point ago

never gets old lol

[–]Star745 -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahahha ! I laughed way too hard at that.

[–]MrDoubleE -1 points0 points ago

What does his shirt say? Sauce dick?

[–]Tigeroovy -1 points0 points ago

This might be one of my favorite gifs ever.

[–]vagastronaut -5 points-4 points ago

Best thing I've seen since being on reddit. This deserves way more upvotes.

[–]HelloimFromOH 0 points1 point ago

You like this kind of stuff? /r/gay is for you then.

[–]vagastronaut -1 points0 points ago

/r/sarcasm is not for you.

[–]csgoodri -1 points0 points ago

I do believe this would a real life example of what the internet calls a troll.

[–]ikikstarbucks -1 points0 points ago

I love how the guy in the blue shirt (not being licked) is just looking at the guy like what are you doing.

[–]ghostmelon -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure /r/wtf would like this if it weren't a repost.

[–]nothisispatrickeu -1 points0 points ago

relevant tshirt

[–]antivist -1 points0 points ago

yep.. you gotta come to accept that from a guy with a huge dick who is a huge dick.

[–]spartan421 -5 points-4 points ago

lick at him just walk off like that.