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[–]trilltrillian 260 points261 points ago

My dad found someone's school ring while scuba diving. It had been there so long that it was coral encrusted. He cleaned it off, tracked down the guy through the school info, and sent him the ring. He got back a massive crate of almonds (the guy worked on an almond farm, or owned it, or something).

[–]maniacal_paradox 144 points145 points ago

Good thing your dad isn't allergic to almonds (I assume). Almonds are fucking delicious. And expensive. I hope I find a class ring of an almond farm owner/worker someday.

[–]crayola_ferrari 56 points57 points ago

If someone sent me a box of almonds it'd be the equivalent of sending me a letter bomb

edit: I accidentally a word

[–]Sir_Dalek 22 points23 points ago

Here's to hoping your next reddit Secret Santa doesn't find some reason to hate you.

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 1 point2 points ago

Hehe...

[–]statusmalus 6 points7 points ago

Tee. Hee. Hee.

[–]trilltrillian 5 points6 points ago

The crate contained several seasoned varieties as well, not just plain/raw. Always keep an eye out for suspiciously well formed coral, you never know what it might conceal.

[–]cheezy8 23 points24 points ago

I hate almonds. Whenever there's almonds in my chocolate, I want to set the world on fire.

[–]Saywutwho 20 points21 points ago

Paper thin almond slices... Quickest way to ruin a pie.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago

You are both terrible people.

[–]cheezy8 10 points11 points ago

FUCK ALMONDS

[–]Thadenvy 15 points16 points ago

No. Fuck you.

[–]Berry2Droid 9 points10 points ago

No, he said fuck almonds.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

And then the other guy said fuck you, referring to cheezy8.

[–]EverChillingLucifer 1 point2 points ago

but you still need to fuck almonds. It's an order.

[–]andrewalmond10 4 points5 points ago

Yeah fuck you!

[–]meriadocdog 0 points1 point ago

I second!

[–]StockPhotosOfFruit 2 points3 points ago

[–]spacetravelisboring 1 point2 points ago

Or your mouth. Those things are like glass, bite into one the wrong way and you're fucked.

[–]tehgreatblade 0 points1 point ago

TIL there is a right way to bite glass.

[–]deadmantra -1 points0 points ago

With a glass jaw.

[–]Hawkleer 0 points1 point ago

I dont like normal almonds but I enjoy almond slivers on certain types of pies.

[–]ThatBassIsFishy 2 points3 points ago

I hate almonds, not thaqt they taste bad or anything, but I feel like they ruinb whatever theny're put in. like, mounds= awesome, almond joy = nasty piece of shit. Then i remove the almonds, almod joy = aweosme.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It's an issue of implementation. Almonds ruin a Mounds bar because they're far too large. They're too hard compared to the soft coconut. Biting into the almond is far too jarring. It instead should be soft, slivered almonds mixed throughout the coconut. That would be fantastic. Amateurs at Hershey's just don't understand the culinary use of texture. Sigh.

[–]matttrick 3 points4 points ago

no. the almond is perfect and makes a mushy clump of coconut shine

[–]blastedt 0 points1 point ago

but there's almonds in Heath bars, which are arguably the manna of the gods.

[–]redditisforphaggots 2 points3 points ago

I can't even stand to just remove the almonds from an almond joy. It still has that almond taint about it. That nut has been marinating in there for a while, the rest of the candy bar will never be rid of its influence.

[–]dTek2 3 points4 points ago

TIL Almonds have a taint

[–]andrewalmond10 1 point2 points ago

We do. Right now mine smells bad.

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

So it's just...'joy'?

[–]andrewalmond10 -1 points0 points ago

Hey fuck you. I'm proud of my family name!

[–]Hiro-of-Shadows -2 points-1 points ago

That might be a little irrational.

[–]irawwwr -2 points-1 points ago

BLASPHEMY! BURN HIM!

[–]cheezy8 2 points3 points ago

I'M A FUCKING WOMAN

[–]xCDx69 2 points3 points ago

She's a witch!

[–]dTek2 -3 points-2 points ago

I read this as 'I'M FUCKING A WOMAN' and immediately demanded pics. After re-reading your comment...I demand pics...You know, for sci..awe fuck it...

[–]cheezy8 0 points1 point ago

In that case ill have to refer you to my gw throwaway account.

[–]Day5225 0 points1 point ago

Don't play with his feelings

[–]videoflyguy 0 points1 point ago

I would like to find the class ring of a condom factory owner.

[–]thespag 6 points7 points ago

Because of the awesome water balloon fights you can have? Surely no redditor would need a crate of condoms for sex.....

[–]videoflyguy 4 points5 points ago

I hear they also make great balloons at parties, but I wouldn't know because I never leave the house

[–]Nightwing11 -1 points0 points ago

they also make great substitutes for balloons if you run out of them at a child's birthday party....oh wait you just said that

[–]thespag -1 points0 points ago

You might get some odd looks bringing a crate of condoms to child's party though.

[–]bigben56 1 point2 points ago

Cleaner way to fap.

[–]CranberryNapalm 28 points29 points ago

That's nuts.

[–]TheRookIsGod 2 points3 points ago

This story is so awesome I want to know more about it. What did that guy say to your dad once he knew he found his ring?

[–]trilltrillian 3 points4 points ago

It's been a while since I heard this story, as I typically prefer the "and then the animal I was provoking attacked me" tales my dad tells, so I can't quite recall more than I've already said. The crate was his thanks for finding the ring, there may have been a letter with it but as I said I can't recall. The class ring indicated the guy was part of a biology/botany program, so his almondyness was related to his education in some way.

[–]Chazzey_dude 2 points3 points ago

I thought it said:

"Got a massive crate of diamonds"

I was a little surprised and thought that maybe my dad should more rings when he goes scuba diving, rather than bringing back fish all the time.

[–]JarasM 1 point2 points ago

I wish my country had school rings.

[–]ThePoose 1 point2 points ago

I used to Scuba dive a lot. The shop on Ft Lewis kept my number and would call me when people lost their keys in the lake. They were usually just under the dock. I made around $20 each time plus all the other stuff I found. Sunglasses, change, a five dollar bill once...it was awesome.

[–]atmoul23 101 points102 points ago

Same thing happened to me (in the ocean). Slipped right off my finger. Froze where I was, felt with my toes in circles around where I thought it dropped, and picked it up with my toes. Agree on that "my precious" feeling.

[–]heatheranne 9 points10 points ago

That's why I got my ring a half size too small. It takes work to get it off.

[–]Decyde 65 points66 points ago

Lucky you found it. Some dumb girl who was out on the boat with us once dropped her grandmothers necklace into the lake and we never found it. Why would you put something like that on the side of a boat is beyond me but we were all pissed off that we wasted 3 hours looking for the thing in 10 foot deep water. Someone had the idea of marking the spot and coming back during a drought to look for it but the tides would have probably carried it off.

[–]robalexander 146 points147 points ago

I could have sworn you were going for a titanic joke!

[–]jadeycakes 26 points27 points ago

Wow it took me reading your comment to realize it wasn't. I kept thinking "Wasn't the water deeper than 10ft?"

[–]friedsushi87 14 points15 points ago

Technically no. I think they filmed it in a movie studio with water that was around 10 feet deep.

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[–]Decyde 1 point2 points ago

Yea, she took it off to jump in the lake because she was afraid of it falling off and losing it while she was swimming. Needless to say, she wasn't invited back because of all the bitching and crying when we gave up after 3 hours of looking.

[–]nevrar 11 points12 points ago

Yeah the tides on some lakes have some pretty vicious currents.

[–]PETC 8 points9 points ago

Depending on the lake it's doubtful that it has moved very far.

[–]Decyde 0 points1 point ago

It was St. Mary's in Ohio. It was a gold chain with some kind of charm on it. I don't remember but wouldn't be surprised if it was a heart charm. I was pretty pissed we wasted that much time looking for it. My brother told me the lake was about 6 feet deep in the area it fell in and she was in fact a dumb cunt.

[–]bassplaya13 19 points20 points ago

I was on a small beach serving as best man for my dad's wedding. I had just made the sorriest example out of Canon in D on classical guitar. Somewhere in between picking up and putting down the guitar one of the rings fell out of my pocket and burrowed itself in the sand. I didn't realize one was gone until they were called for. Pissing my pants I looked at the sand for 2 seconds, took a random swipe and found it.

[–]wmurray003 6 points7 points ago

...I would have went fuckin' bananas once I found I had lost the ring.

[–]PoptartWithoutIcing 18 points19 points ago

I'm so glad you found it. I lost my engagement ring in the lake last month. We drove a 10 hour trip to get our snorkel gear and borrow a metal detector and we still didn't find it. RIP ring. :(

[–]sofsof 4 points5 points ago

:(( I'm so sorry to hear that. It was a beautiful ring.

[–]PoptartWithoutIcing 5 points6 points ago

Thanks. The worst part is that the center diamond was my mom's diamond that my dad gave her. Right now we're in the process of working with our homeowners insurance to replace it, though.

[–]heatheranne 4 points5 points ago

Get the next one a little bit too small. Mine is about a half size small, and it takes some wiggling to get of. I don't have to worry about it sliding off however.

[–]antoinebugleboy 29 points30 points ago

Got married just shy of two years ago. Deliberately bought a cheap and simple ring, easy to replace, because I knew I had a very high chance of losing it sometime. ($30 tungsten carbide comfort fit ring on Amazon.com) My wife doesn't care, she accepts my hard, unsentimental, practical nature unconditionally.

In fact, the ring I wear these days is not the one she put on my finger at our wedding. It ended up being a half-size too big for my finger, prone to flying off when I shake my hands dry after washing, or even just slipping off when I'm swimming.

The original is still around, somewhere, but all my wife cares about is that I wear a ring, not which particular piece of metal.

Her own ring, on the other hand, she carefully designed herself and paid a lot of money for, so she'd be pretty upset if she lost it.

[–]wmurray003 5 points6 points ago

My kinda girl.

[–]caitiecat 5 points6 points ago

I agree so much with this approach... knowing me, my future husband will be the same way. Much better to take things this way than be constantly stressed. Limits the things to fight about

[–]Dragon_Drool 10 points11 points ago

That's the same ring my hubby has :)

We flew from WA to MI to get married and I forgot his ring at our apartment. His dad loaned us his to use during the ceremony. No matter which ring we used or what my guy wears now we are married and that is the important thing!

[–]rohizzle121 1 point2 points ago

thats genius.

[–]questdragon47 1 point2 points ago

I took a jewelry making class, and there was a lady in there who made a ring for her husband. He kept losing his and she wanted to make him a replacement. I thought it was super sweet. There were not only cheaper, but she actually took the time to make him one, which I think has more value than any ring you could buy from a store.

[–]bug_bite 1 point2 points ago

i did the same thing but i went with a silver ring from James Avery. i keep the original platinum ring in a box at home. I have lost one of James Avery rings so far. easy to replace!

[–]pelican1 1 point2 points ago

Her own ring, on the other hand, she carefully designed herself and paid a lot of money for, so she'd be pretty upset if she lost it.

I spent too much time trying to figure out why she'd wear her wedding ring on her other hand. Why not wear it on the left like everyone else? I'm smelling what you're stepping in now, though. No need to explain further.

[–]antoinebugleboy 1 point2 points ago

At first I was like, then I was like.

[–]wackymayor 1 point2 points ago

My wife and I have my parents original wedding bands that we used for our ceremony and as our nice set. We decided to get some cheapy tungsten carbide ones ($65 total off Amazon) to wear fishing/biking/working etc. It has worked well and if we do lose one it will only be ~$30 to replace. Pic of cheapy rings from our wedding reception. Oh yeah, and tungsten carbide sizing is 1/2 size smaller than your normal ring size, I also found that out when the ring flew off after shaking my hands dry.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 14 points15 points ago

You must have been down there for a long time judging by the shrinkage in the picture.

[–]Kinomi 6 points7 points ago

How did you lose it.. Like, keep it on your finger whilst anywhere that you can lose it

[–]Onoe7[S] 39 points40 points ago

My wife was holding it for me while I swam around. Then when I came back in she had me hold it while she went out to swim. I wanted to go join her, so I had the bright idea to tie it to my trunks... during this transaction I dropped it. I frantically looked while my wife was out swimming. It was a bit choppy so I couldn't see it from the surface and opening my eyes under water was too blurry. I called my wife back in, had her stay in the spot that I was, and I asked around for a pair of goggles I could borrow. Luckily a lifeguard had a pair I could borrow. Then I tenaciously proceeded to look for it until it appeared right in front of my face.

My wife kept an awesome attitude through the whole thing, which helped tremendously.

tl;dr Tried tying it to my pants, dropped it. Wife was cool, found it.

[–]jmack549 7 points8 points ago

Why not just...keep it on your finger?

[–]Onoe7[S] 1 point2 points ago

My ring is a bit loose on me, especially in cold. I normally keep it at home or in the car when swimming, but this time I forgot.

[–]Miss_L_ 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of the sad time when I bought my bf a huge, expensive helium balloon with 3 enormous conjoined stars to bring to his graduation the next day. It was pretty expensive for my student budget. As I walked out with it, feeling pretty happy with myself, I thought I'd better tie it to my wrist so that I don't lose it, and in the process of tying it, I accidentally let it go just as I stepped into the main vaulted atrium. Which was 3 mall-floors high and could not be reached by anything.

When I went back to get another one, the sales associate firmly tied it to my wrist.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 37 points38 points ago

He took it off because he was trying to hook up with a mermaid.

[–]Kinomi 4 points5 points ago

Why couldn't it be the other mermaid, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom!?

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[–]autobulb 30 points31 points ago

Really, many guys wouldn't get upset at losing an expensive symbol of the bond they share with their wife?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 10 points11 points ago

This is Reddit. According to the demographic, I like my chances.

[–]new_noise -2 points-1 points ago

Good point.

[–]caitiecat 4 points5 points ago

Why wouldn't the husband be just as upset as the wife? It's a symbol of the bond they share...

[–]UnholyDemigod 7 points8 points ago

Wouldn't using an image of Deagol have been better? After all, he actually found the ring in a lake

EDIT: like this one

[–]PancakeTune 32 points33 points ago

pictureofgolempictureofgolempictureofgolemmm.....

click ....

CALLED IT! I WIN... WOOO!!... yeah!.... Boy I wish I had a job.

[–]MedievalKnieval 20 points21 points ago

Not quite.

Golem does not equal Gollum

[–]helgaofthenorth 15 points16 points ago

[–]dabezian 1 point2 points ago

[–]linlorienelen -1 points0 points ago

[–]neonroad 1 point2 points ago

Still waiting for an Iron Golem.

[–]chobi83 0 points1 point ago

So close!

[–]Msjuneday 4 points5 points ago

Good job!! My dad lost 3 of them before he gave up on the bling.

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 15 points16 points ago

[–]couldnt_careless 5 points6 points ago

If anyone is from Texas, a buddy of mine lost his A&M graduation ring floating the Frio.

2 years later someone found it, sent it to A&M and they mailed it back to him.

I'm always amazed at the odds of that happening.

[–]rohizzle121 8 points9 points ago

did he send him almonds?

[–]ogiebear 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else not worried as much about the story as they are about thinking about Gollum's voice with his nose covered?

[–]slave_tothe_grind 2 points3 points ago

that is..GOLD. put a smile on this sad mans face.

[–]FAHQRudy 2 points3 points ago

If anyone finds mine by Neptune's Finger in Cabo, lemme know. It's about 30' down, but my scuba BCD was inflated and I had little air left in my tank. Wife is still pissed. $30 of titanium from buy.com. Be smart. Buy cheap, and get a spare.

Oh, and diving Cabo blows.

[–]harmedgreen 1 point2 points ago

You might want to think about a moisturizer... you got some t-zone issues

[–]SavageSammich 1 point2 points ago

Ya ya that's good and all but what is taters?

[–]DominicDom 1 point2 points ago

My precious

[–]Katelyn92507 1 point2 points ago

Same thing happened to my engagement ring about two weeks after he proposed. :/

We went white water rafting, and the cold shrunk my fingers a bit, so when I was helping my fiance into the raft, he accidentally clawed it right off my hand and into the white water and rocks. :/

[–]jrghoull 0 points1 point ago

did he then run away as fast as he could while laughing maniacally and screaming "FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I AM FREE AT LAST"

//bad joke

anyway, kidding aside, sorry you lost your ring. Was it an expensive one?

[–]Katelyn92507 0 points1 point ago

Haha, it was too soon after he proposed for him to realize that this would one day be his reaction.. It was about a grand (but he was unemployed at the time, and had saved most of it from throughout high school), so it was definitely a bummer.

He gave me a promise ring when I was 16, so I just went back to wearing that. :]

[–]SerinaLightning 1 point2 points ago

When my mom was pregnant with my brother, her fingers got so swollen that she had to put her wedding ring on her pinkie.

One day she and my dad were in the park feeding ducks.

And her wedding ring flew off her finger.

The legend is that a duck ate it, but who knows man. Who knows.

[–]quinncyjones 1 point2 points ago

I've lost three pairs of glasses in a lake. The first time I was around ten, didn't realize they were on, and dove headfirst off the boat into the deepest part of the lake. Fuck. Gone. Second pair I was around thirteen and my sister kicked them while she was diving and they got pinned underneath a rock somehow, and the third time I dove into the lake with them on again. Now whenever I go swimming at my cottage I put my glasses inside. ALWAYS.

[–]trevdak2 1 point2 points ago

I have a 4x4x4 compost pit in my back yard. Earlier this year, I raked all the dead leaves from my lawn adn garden into that pit. As I was putting the last shovelful of leaves in there, my ring fell off.

It took a month and I had to excavate the whole pit, but i finally found my ring. Best feeling ever.

My wife was totally cool with the ordeal. She didn't value value as anything more than a symbol, and was OK with me not finding it or buying a new one.

[–]bluglesniff4 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't you just use a picture of Smeagol when he first found the ring? WHY?!

[–]gaywalrus 0 points1 point ago

I agree so wholeheartedly. Mountain of fire versus actual river/lake in terms of relevance to the story...

[–]Captain_Jake_K 1 point2 points ago

My Ma lost her wedding ring a few years after Dad died, then a month later found it in my underwear. She was pulling them out of the washing machine and it just fell out.

[–]Duckette 1 point2 points ago

It's not nearly as extreme... however, I lost my first anniversary gift from my boyfriend and looked through the trash. When I finally found it, it was 6 in the morning and I smelled like old chicken and moldy avocados.

[–]skelterjohn 1 point2 points ago

This is how I felt when I lost my wedding ring in a river and never found it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vjm-HT5sKG4/THfyRqIObsI/AAAAAAAAAfs/QtGVk4vs6u0/s1600/Gollum_not_listening.jpg

[–]purplepiccolo 2 points3 points ago

My dad works in construction and lost his while building a dock.. 10 years ago. Never did find it, but the ring isn't the important part of marriage, right?

[–]Kretek_Kreddit 0 points1 point ago

My dad lost his field dressing a deer. Never got another.

[–]hostessw_themostess 1 point2 points ago

I lost my engagement ring in 5 ft deep water three weeks ago. We dove with goggles and even somehow borrowed an underwater metal detective by a friend of a friend of someone who lived by my friend's cabin and still didn't find it! It was my own damn fault for skinny dipping while very very drunk but still, resurfacing after jumping in after feeling it slip off was probably one of the worst moments in my life thus far. So I guess my life has been pretty good on the spectrum of human unfortunateness! But still this sucked and I don't think we'll ever find it.

[–]killerdead77 2 points3 points ago

Lol i expected to see golum but the goggles makes it ten times funnier xD

[–]ManMadeChicken 2 points3 points ago

How did you find it?!

[–]cheapdvds 1 point2 points ago

Look at the post above yours.

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[–]Rainb0wcrash99 4 points5 points ago

Wha

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Lucky bastard, now all you have to do is not say something stupid and you might get lucky again...

[–]Halogen_Lightbulb 0 points1 point ago

jim?

[–]IbarAthibar 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting some tom cruise/legend action

[–]mxpx5678 0 points1 point ago

How the hell did you find it?

I lost my wedding ring while boating and wakeboarding on the willamette river in Oregon. It was a pretty terrible experience. Telling my wife wasn't too fun. We had only been married for less than a year. Haha.

[–]dieselfumeskill 0 points1 point ago

this is the best thing I've seen on reddit

[–]funky_moose 0 points1 point ago

Lost mine while pulling my dog onto my kayak on a river trip.

[–]YouSmeel 0 points1 point ago

You were free for only minutes before its grasp started sucking your life away again...

[–]DrGuadalajara 0 points1 point ago

Before I clicked I immediately thought of the scene from Legend with Tom Cruise.

[–]Chissdude 0 points1 point ago

Tricksy Hobbit!

[–]ihavecrayons 0 points1 point ago

I always think that people find these pictures then come up with a made up title after

[–]MysterionVsCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I really expected to see an image from this scene

[–]Diffie-Hellman 0 points1 point ago

Even if you lost the ring in a shallow area, that's pretty impressive that you found it.

[–]Tusaa 0 points1 point ago

Kind of reminds me of skrillex

[–]Grnot 0 points1 point ago

No, no! It's supposed to be the dancing cookies, you imbecile!

[–]bradgillap 0 points1 point ago

I was rafting this summer and a guy lost his wedding ring. My boat guide actually found it in the water downstream. Down class 3 rapids which are not big but impressive considering the size of a ring.

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

You made me laugh, and for that I shall thank thee

[–]bluefire40 0 points1 point ago

"This is going to be a Lord of the Rings joke, isn't it." click "Yep. Was not disappointed."

[–]fitzgizzle 0 points1 point ago

The precious is miiiiiiiiiine!

[–]TheCurlyPubes 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting a big fish reference..

[–]hotrod54chevy 0 points1 point ago

My wife and I got married in Jamaica. We wore our rings in to not lose them in our luggage. Upon reaching the resort after HOURS at customs we went for a swim. I lost my ring, the day before the wedding. Luckily there was a shop on site without hugely marked up prices, and my father got me a wedding gift. Now I have one that means more than my cheap ring I bought myself before.

[–]Ummigotbored 0 points1 point ago

I like how the guy that licked the other one had a shirt that said 'Huge Dick", Made the whole gif better.

[–]Tom_Greens_Left_Nut 0 points1 point ago

This was kinda telegraphed, but congrats on finding the ring.

[–]musemike 0 points1 point ago

Theo?

[–]Over9000Island 0 points1 point ago

[–]plastiqmanb 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the old dancing guy for Darien Lake.

[–]the_slippery_eel 0 points1 point ago

I had a similar experience with a ring my girl gave my years ago. I dove into a rock pool in Australia and immediately knew it was missing. As I swam to a nearby rock I noticed it about a meter beneath the surface, clinging on the edge. I remember focusing to retrieve it and imagining Bilbo grabbing the ring in The Hobbit.

Thanks Tolkien.

[–]PlasmaPistol 0 points1 point ago

The same thing happened to my dad shortly after getting married. He couldn't find it and was driving home from the lake, said forget that, turned around, looked for another hour, and found his ring. My parents have been married for 24 years now. Good luck to you.

[–]ALongShadow 0 points1 point ago

All these stories of lost/found precious items; I would never be so lucky (I did lose my engagement ring when taking off my gloves in the winter just after we married - but that was (soooo luckily) handed in to the Police, so can take no credit there). The image is how I feel when - as happened this week - we find the almost brand new shoe that my silly old horse has somehow managed to pull off in his jungle of a pasture.

[–]Boondurkai 0 points1 point ago

this girl I was into lost her ring in a late night skinny dip. so naturally, I want to be the hero that finds the ring in pitch black water. I find it, all is well in the kingdom, when the very next day she jumps into the lake and drops it. It kinda pissed me off I worked so hard for her, only to let me down not even 24 hours later.

[–]gutlesspope 0 points1 point ago

Haha! I did the same thing a couple of years ago. Drunk. I started crying, soaked in alcohol standing in the middle of a lake. Not my proudest moment.

[–]roscorama 0 points1 point ago

I didn't expect the goggles. This was a good laugh to start my morning with!

[–]YoMamasObamaTheLama 0 points1 point ago

There were these two guys that found a ring on a lake while boating. They tried to kill each other over it.

[–]wish_upon_a_star 0 points1 point ago

Well I sure know now that I'm never going to let myself or my future husband (fiance now) wear our rings while swimming. Ever. Just in case.

[–]P-K-Kela 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thinks to not put on my ring when I go out swimming? Granted, I'm really paranoid about losing my ring since it's easy for me to lose jewelry (especially rings!) and would rather not wear it for a bit than lose it forever.

[–]Cpathecpa 0 points1 point ago

My husband lost his ring at a Christmas tree farm last year. He didn't realize it until we got home (the farm was 2 hours away). We went back the next weekend and roamed around for an hour looking. When we were just about to leave he found it! I am still trying to get him to resize the damn thing!

[–]SARS11 0 points1 point ago

My friend's dad lost his wedding ring right off the dock by their cottage on the lake, as far as I know it still hasn't been found, but we sure looked hard as for a few years he said whoever finds it gets 100 bucks lol

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[–]DeDo01318 0 points1 point ago

You do realize Gollum/Smeagol actually found the ring in a lake, and there is pictures. here

[–]rootsoak 0 points1 point ago

If I never saw LOTR, I'd think you were wrinkly from being in the lake so long.

[–]6ksuit 0 points1 point ago

A story:

Not married anymore, but I was. My ring was always a little too big. During the reception my new wife and I jumped into my parents pool (the reception was held at their house) in our dress and tux. When I got out, I realized my ring had come off. I scoured the bottom of the pool and finally found it. Felt the same way. Our honeymoon was a few months later, a cruise to Mexico. One of our shore excursions was to go snorkeling in this big underground lake. So I jump in and, you guessed it, my ring came off again. Only this time it's dark, and so deep we couldn't find the bottom even if we tried. So it was gone, and I felt like shit the rest of the day. Before we got back to the boat we stopped at a jewelry stand and I bought a new ring, one that fit better. And my original wedding ring will forever be at the bottom of a lake in a cave. A few years later we divorced and I moved across the country. The end.

[–]Namell -1 points0 points ago

I wonder what would be good filter so I would never again see these "this "is how I felt" posts? They seem to be the newest overused annoying post type in reddit.

[–]14789457412369 -1 points0 points ago

You fucking irresponsible piece of garbage. Take more care of shit that has meaning in yoru life reddit shit.