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[–]TravlngDildoSalesman 18 points19 points ago

[–]drunxor 5 points6 points ago

[–]Trollatio_Caine 2 points3 points ago

[–]raloon 8 points9 points ago

"You want the truth? Shut the fuck up Donny, you can't handle the truth. You're out of your element!"

[–]slow56k 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever served in a forward area? Have you ever watched your buddies die facedown in the muck??

[–]the_sylince 7 points8 points ago

why the fuck wasn't this made into reality?!

[–]erikcasey 4 points5 points ago

They had the script all there actually, but casting was a challenge. There was scheduling conflicts left and right according to IMDB. Nic Cage was rumored to take over for a role too. But he passed it up for The Expendables I think.

[–]SMGstring 6 points7 points ago

Reposting isn't very dynamite...kyle.

[–]drunxor 4 points5 points ago

It must be in widescreen. There's no way you are fitting that many Goodmen on 4:3.

[–]Brahanadon 7 points8 points ago

I've seen this hundreds of times, jeez quit posting old shit

[–]Faloopa 2 points3 points ago

Totally not a repost!!

...wait...

[–]thyyoungclub 5 points6 points ago

I feel like I've seen this picture like 8 times, and this is the first time I've gotten the joke.

People like me should be executed in the street.

[–]sleepytakeover 3 points4 points ago

badwoman

[–]B0Boman 2 points3 points ago

[–]GoBucs11 1 point2 points ago

A few Goodmen, a lot of lbs.

[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit.

This SO would be a Cohen Brothers film.

[–]Cinemaphreak 1 point2 points ago

A FEW GOOD CHINS...

[–]Beanz94 0 points1 point ago

"hey fatty, I got a movie for you - A Fridge Too Far!"

[–]JoshLikesHockey 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Where's the ponytail?

[–]redditisforphaggots 1 point2 points ago

Thought of O' Brother Where Art Thou?, thought of chicken fricassee, became a might bit peckish, sought fridge, half a hot pocket box would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down, am now both hungry and disappointed in movie choice. Thanks OP.

[–]sharkseattoast 1 point2 points ago

repost or not....still funny as shit

[–]wyverndarkblood 1 point2 points ago

Literally just turned off the finale of Damages the 4th(?) season before seeing this post. The man still has it, let me tell you. Awesome villain.

[–]Supernumerary 0 points1 point ago

Finished that this week. How d'you think his character stacked up against the prior seasons' Big Bads?

[–]wyverndarkblood 0 points1 point ago

Ted Danson vs. Martin Short vs. John Goodman... I don't know - the writers of that show are so amazing and just make the characters so friggin dimensional! Maybe Martin Short wins.

[–]MaxLevel 1 point2 points ago

He was absolutely phenomenal in the latest season of Damages. Check it out if you like him :).

[–]Pappy1193[!] 0 points1 point ago

Big Dan!

[–]idonotcollectstamps 0 points1 point ago

Feels Good Man

[–]shploomp 0 points1 point ago

you should have changed every name in the subtext to John Goodman

[–]antivist 0 points1 point ago

never let a Goodman down.

[–]yahtisgoood 0 points1 point ago

'I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!' - Mad-man Munt.

[–]lebowskisweater 0 points1 point ago

Faggoty white uniform.

[–]tromer1 0 points1 point ago

His head continues to grow larger every time I see him.

[–]antivist 0 points1 point ago

never let a Goodman down.

[–]thegreatbellyflop55 0 points1 point ago

You deserve this sir.

http://imgur.com/Rf63F

[–]Azkaland 0 points1 point ago

As someone whose last name is Goodman, I approve.

[–]76goodspeed -2 points-1 points ago

I also approve as my last name is Goodman as well.

[–]blink0r -1 points0 points ago

That's the greatest picture in the history of the internet.

[–]hecgar 0 points1 point ago

a few goodmans?

[–]kitchen-faucet -1 points0 points ago

I am the truest repairman!

[–]qda -2 points-1 points ago

I just watched A Few Good Men yesterday for the first time - cheesy but so fun!

[–]TheSafeWordIsWhiskey -2 points-1 points ago

isn't eddie murphy in this film

[–]everythingisbase10 -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one that's excited to see something about John Goodman that isn't this meme?