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[–]Cyberact 6 points7 points ago

It personally scares the shit out of me when people say this. As if they didn't think any of these things would be a problem if their god(s) were fine with it.

[–]PessimiStick 0 points1 point ago

Well religious people are mentally disturbed, so it shouldn't be all that surprising.

[–]missflashheart 6 points7 points ago

Isn't that first paragraph the rap sheet of the catholic church?

[–]bcperry 0 points1 point ago

That was the rap sheet for the entire Bible.

FTFY

[–]kjdulany 2 points3 points ago

Cool I now have new plans for this weekend.....

[–]TheJotunn 1 point2 points ago

Gotta love all the typos.

[–]ProfRigglesniff 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for your opinion. Enjoy your baby

[–]the_goodnamesaregone 0 points1 point ago

"if you can get away with it, it must be ok." doesn't that apply more to religious repentance? All a Christian has to do is say "my bad, I'll try not to do that again" and everything is gravy... Hmm... Gravy, that would be good on a baby...

[–]PrinceWilliam13[S] 1 point2 points ago

But then the baby will get all soggy. How about we just put the gravy on the side and dip the meat in?

[–]SparkandFire -1 points0 points ago

Wait so is the baby cooked? I always thought that they were better raw.

[–]burf12345 0 points1 point ago

Catholicism: it's okay to do what ever you want as long as you go to confession afterwards

[–]silvablade 1 point2 points ago

Babies, the other white meat.