Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne. When the FUCK did The Prince Of Darkness look like, well, a normal person?

LudicrousGibs · 2 months

The 80s were a weird time for us all.

toastbot · 2 months

This was back when he was trying to get his "Souper Crackers" franchise off the ground.

button613 · 2 months

It was the 80s dude and he had three small kids. Better to look like a human pillow than go all in for awesome and make them cry.

conspiracy_thug · 2 months

we need a subreddit like /r/normalmetal full of pictures of metal band members looking normal.

allpaintedcold · 2 months

Is it just me or does he look a lot like Dave Coulier in that picture?

DeficientHubris · 2 months

Why has no one brought up the fact that that settee is missing a leg?

yasisterstwat · 2 months

Hah, a completely normal pic in r/wtf

applesforadam · 2 months

He looks like a in-patient and she looks like his nurse. That probably accurately describes their IRL relationship.

zipperzapper · 2 months

.....Starburns?

EIDuderino · 2 months

I feel like Ozzy looked like a cast member of Full House, so this had to be done.

T-RexInAnF-14 · 2 months

Denim denim denim

we_wants_the_redhead · 2 months

Looks like a photo you'd see in a tabloid featuring a mother and her son's sexual relationship.

Bacon_Mcshig · 2 months

the 80's were strange times indeed. http://imgur.com/G4XX6

Spamtastical · 2 months

I thought Sharon Osbourne was English but the amount of denim shes wearing has me leaning towards Canadian.

samuraialien · 2 months

Nice shoes.

Chopper395 · 2 months

That is SOOoooooo fucking metal!

z3m · 2 months

What the fuck did I just see? They looked like something from Full House.

Aaronmcom · 2 months

This is what happend when Ozzy transferred the band to Dio. Like highlander, his metal energy left him weak and lame... but made Dio a metal god!

causeiwanna · 2 months

Sharon looks younger and healthier now, 20 (or more) years later..!

rock-paper-scissors · 2 months

50 shades of denim.

Moppy6686 · 2 months

Honestly, he's a pretty normal guy as alcoholic rock stars go. Sharon was really the one kept their shit together though and she was bulimic the entire time! My dad was a drinking buddy of his in the 1980s London.

sidmaster · 2 months

Here's a good one. Black Sabbath live in concert in Paris during the 1970s. Ozzy looks pretty normal (and young) there.

mttwldngr · 2 months

Josh Peck?

icypops · 2 months

That's so weird, they look like really fat versions of my mum and dad.

I_pollute · 2 months

A couple days ago in the same picture in r/wtf!

SpiderDan35 · 2 months

He looks like a mental patient.

jesseatshit · 2 months

Probably taken after he shaved his head to get out of doing a gig. Just finished reading I Am Ozzy. Best. Book. Ever.

AcousticWalrus · 2 months

Apparently when he and his wife were fat as shit.

shortcord · 2 months

Samwise?

whosnext1972 · 2 months

Actual Reason: During a particularly fucked up time in Ozzy's life (briefly after he married Sharon), he actually shaved his head in order to get out of going on stage during one of his shows. Sharon (his manager) gave him a wig, threw a mic at him, and pushed him out on stage anyway. I'm guessing this was taken a few months after that.

kaewstihs · 2 months

kinda looks like sean austin...

smileymalaise · 2 months

Normal? God I hope not.

Whybanme · 2 months

I don't like this at all.

brimley · 2 months

what are you talking about? he looks like he is a patient in a mental hospital.

jambispot · 2 months

High as fuck.

secretchimp · 2 months

Ozzy has such tiny little feet

kpatrickp21 · 2 months

Was all furniture that small in the 80's?

railmaniac · 2 months

Sam, no! You have to help Frodo!

S2Hedgehog · 2 months

I find it ironic that the wtf part about this image is how not wtf it is.

[deleted] · 2 months

Looks more like Adele and Simon Cowell to me.

BloodyNobody · 2 months

Is it possible that his post-Black Sabbath persona is all an act?

JammaLammy · 2 months

By far the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on r/WTF

nikkomorocco · 2 months

Look at those fucking shoes.

BakulaSelleck92 · 2 months

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that Sharon looks way older? Maybe it's just the hair...

Escobar9300 · 2 months

Wtf when did Ozzy look like Uncle Joey from Full House

scagman · 2 months

Welcome to show biz OP. Just because someone portrays a persona on stage to sell tickets doesn't means they carry it home with them.

zerothepants · 2 months

He was on drugs, shaved his head to try to get out of playing a show. Didn't work, Sharon still made him play. Had normal hair for awhile.

I love Ozzy.

Source: I AM OZZY (His Autobiography)

akr8683 · 2 months

probably when sharon made him take a fucking shower and take a nice picture for her family.

sdavid1726 · 2 months

How about this one?

Ontopourmama · 2 months

In the 80's. This was after he had shaved his head and was letting it grow back (obviously).

tdc31698 · 2 months

Must of been Halloween.

teroid · 2 months

he was so baked on pills and booze all the time. even in this picture.

rissleigh · 2 months

The same time Sharon looked like a denim cow.

cachazo · 2 months

I had a friend who walked their dog. He loved that dog. That dog died. :(

gmikoner · 2 months

The 80s were a strange strange time.

Thrasher1493 · 2 months

Fucking reposting bastard fucktard karmawhore bitch.....http://i.imgur.com/Lmyew.png

WTF Ozzy??? (imgur.com)http://imgur.com/D8CP9

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Katch00 · 2 months

Camouflage.

dbt4949 · 2 months

Right about the time he bleached his hair blonde.

mfih1989 · 2 months

Must be when they loved jesus.... or on a show like 19 kids and counting

jessijuana · 2 months

I thought he looked pretty normal in his black sabbath days. BEFORE he was too high and got kicked out. though he was probably high as balls the whole time...

kowfire32 · 2 months

Twas when he took a break to have children and raise a family.

naughtyjeanne · 2 months

looks like my h.s. english teacher....

ZeusMcFly · 2 months

This was taken during one of his trips to rehab.

rokkzo · 2 months

Rehab

Volumest · 2 months

Quote possibly the most disturbing image I've seen on the internet

[deleted] · 2 months

Before he got old.

Falldog · 2 months

Normal? That picture looks pretty damn creepy to me.

Ca5bah · 2 months

He seriously looks retarded in that picture.

RoboPimp · 2 months

that appears to be the early 90s

wickedweather · 2 months

Is it just me, but that love seat they are sitting on looks very small.

WHOWANTSBEEF · 2 months

"whats your name, fat body?"

Adnachiel · 2 months

He has very small feet.

Take42 · 2 months

He looks like... My mom's ex-husband. ಠ_ಠ

DirtbagAvenger · 2 months

It's the tall white socks that do it for me.

RDub3685 · 2 months

His feet look little.

cthulhu8 · 2 months

Before he had a stroke... that was never made public.

sumdudeinhisundrware · 2 months

That would be around the Randy Rhodes Tribute release they had to put out after he went total bat shit and went into a mental hospital.

xxllamacornxx · 2 months

I feel like this picture is so much creepier than how Ozzy looks when he's supposed to look creepy

360walkaway · 2 months

Dude looks like Sean Austin.

pvalerio · 2 months

Around the same time he fell for that magnetic health bracelet gimmick.

WTF

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