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[–]NoveltyAccount5928 1 point2 points ago

No, your friend didn't, this has been floating around the internet for years.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How to get a job 15coms 77pts 2mos funny
You're hired 2coms -7pts 1hr funny
Need my resume? Nope. 3coms 7pts 1dy funny
I'd interview him just for shits & giggles 2coms -1pt 6hrs funny
My boss found this at work. I feel compelled to share. 6coms 4pts 1mo funny
Is this a normal CV/Resume? - Could not believe what I was actually reading. 3coms 1pt 1mo funny
Friend's company received a resume for a new Office Manager... 8coms 1pt 1mo funny
Shut up and give me the job! 44coms 443pts 3mos funny
Best Cover Letter EVER 11coms 18pts 7mos funny
Who needs a resume when you got facts? 14coms 45pts 9mos pics
resume of a boss 5coms 21pts 9mos funny
How to get a job 35coms 125pts 11mos funny
I dont know about you guys but i would hire this guy in a heartbeat. 12coms 44pts 1yr funny

*[source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/wipjm/a_resume_my_fr

[–]garbagemonkey 0 points1 point ago

hired!