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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1393 points1394 points ago

I greatly appreciate your omission of the degree symbol on the Kelvin scale.

[–]TrollKy 529 points530 points ago

And the complete omission of the Rankine scale

[–]cycling_chef 749 points750 points ago

And the complete omission of my own personal made up scale

[–]ShallowBasketcase 834 points835 points ago

And the complete omission of dragon scales.

[–]dylansan 269 points270 points ago

I hate him for that.

[–]FLAkz 304 points305 points ago

But they're so heavy.

[–]Barbed_Flamingo_Cock 149 points150 points ago

But how else will you craft dragonplate armor?

[–]macko656 122 points123 points ago

You have to complete the While Guthix Sleeps quest.

[–]TwoChe 39 points40 points ago

I thought we were talking about Skyrim

[–]ampdgrouch 9 points10 points ago

Fuckin A, i thought pokemon until all this Sleeps Quest bullshit started

[–]inagiffy 75 points76 points ago

Does reddit secretly love runescape or something?

[–]Crimson_Rain 84 points85 points ago

Secret? Its no secret!

[–]cadderly09 2 points3 points ago

A wild runescape reference appears!

[–]FLAkz 61 points62 points ago

Hell, I don't know, I'm just a mage.

No city guard! I will not enchant your dull blade!

[–]SkyrimGuard 45 points46 points ago

Can you at least conjure me a warm bed?

[–]ChickinSammich 28 points29 points ago

You know this actually bothered me... The NPCs will ask you to enchant their shit as "flavor text" if you are an enchanter... but you can't.

I wish Skyrim would LET YOU enchant their stuff for a fee. I think that would be so cool if NPCs could ask you to enchant their gear and pay you for it.

TL;DR: Enchantment? Enchantment!

[–]Ricolientje 6 points7 points ago

But, it can hardly cut through butter...

[–]sfurules 9 points10 points ago

You made me laugh loudly at work.

[–]sargentpilcher 64 points65 points ago

And the complete omission of the major and minor scales.

[–]bobandy47[!] 36 points37 points ago

And the complete omission of chromatic scales.

[–]iamaperson3133 18 points19 points ago

And the complete omisson of mixolydian scales

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

I have one too. Where 0 is room temperature and then centigrades are used from there. Then you always know how far from comfortable you are.

[–]Nightst0ne 19 points20 points ago

This just complicates things even more. Lets say you're sitting in a nice air conditioned room. Drinking a hot beverage and your friend is drinking a cold beverage with ice in it. That means you need to devise 3 different scales for the ideal temperature for cold beverages and the ideal temperature for hot beverages. I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of world.

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 31 points32 points ago

And the complete omission of the Delisle, Newton, Réaumur and Rømer scales.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 51 points52 points ago

Rankine sucks, nobody needs that.

[–][deleted] 256 points257 points ago

[–]zildjian3 17 points18 points ago

Nice fucking work sir.

[–]shadow68[S] 17 points18 points ago

i didnt know that existed, but now i do from all the comments about it

[–]JayPetey 38 points39 points ago

Don't you dare post a [FIXED][FIXED] version.

[–]shadow68[S] 9 points10 points ago

nah, wont bother, the text would just be the same as for kelvin. if i did fix it again i would also add dots after "vs"

[–]bkay17 5 points6 points ago

Oh god. I had an engineering professor in college who always included the damn degree symbol when writing temperatures in Kelvin. He was a brilliant professor, but I absolutely fucking hated how he always put that damn symbol in there.

[–]shadow68[S] 31 points32 points ago

thank you, i like to be accurate

[–]Ceejae 70 points71 points ago

I like to be inaccurate myself, that's why George W Bush started World War I.

[–]mouschi 3 points4 points ago

Then who was Literally Hitler?

[–]cynognathus 2 points3 points ago

King George III.

[–]surrealasm_atwork 495 points496 points ago

0 Kelvin is not just dead... theoretically the univerese would cease.

[–]hunter_mydogsname 391 points392 points ago

I agree "Dead" fails to encompass the apocalyptic nature of this temperature.

[–]phoncible 730 points731 points ago

REALLY dead.

[–]tibarnaka 278 points279 points ago

nailed it.

[–]Jerlko 4 points5 points ago

nailed level: it

[–]Ceejae 84 points85 points ago

Getting something to zero Kelvin isn't that hard really. You just have to hold the particles really really still, by putting them in a vice, or squeezing them between your fingers really tightly. That'll stop'em jiggling.

[–]Beefourthree 71 points72 points ago

WARNING: Do not do this to anything that you love.

[–]Pliskin01 14 points15 points ago

YOU'RE TOO LATE.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

This is solid science.

[–]frululu 2 points3 points ago

When I squeeze something really hard, my fingers get hot. Is that the heat escaping from the thing being squeezed?

[–]SureJohn 2 points3 points ago

Sweet you should post another fix with Apocalypse over the 0 K and you'll get 3000 upvotes for sure

[–]niamhish 190 points191 points ago

It's 0K!

[–]wizzy453 106 points107 points ago

[–]Karnas 8 points9 points ago

How the hell have I not seen this thing before? Funniest 'hurry' face I've seen.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I'm fucking dying. I'm right there with you.

[–]veracitymilk 2 points3 points ago

The only real thing to make me laugh out loud this week. Well done, sir.

[–]original-finder 626 points627 points ago

[–]JayPetey 238 points239 points ago

So basically he didn't fix anything about the original statement...

[–]GerHG 201 points202 points ago

Well, he included Kelvin

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points ago

Keeeeelviiiiin!

[–]neunen 69 points70 points ago

was i supposed to hear that as Dave from the chipmunks?!

[–]Anaphase 22 points23 points ago

This is what I thought of, but your assumption is probably right.

[–]Barbed_Flamingo_Cock 23 points24 points ago

That isn't fixing, that's adding. Fixing implies the original post was broken to begin with.

[–]Anaphase 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, but [Added] isn't a meme like [Fixed] is.

[–]LoyalCassius 14 points15 points ago

Its nice having this bot say my name...

[–]Draedon 13 points14 points ago

Beep beep boop.

[–]tridentloop 18 points19 points ago

I always get a lovely sciency feeling in my tummy when it's -40.

and my ears are cold.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 416 points417 points ago

Temperature is just something you grow up with. Americans hear 70 degrees and picture a beautiful day while the rest of the world thinks of a sauna. Once you're taught and are used to a certain measurement scale it's really hard to switch. I'm still not sure if 30 degrees Celsius is cold or not.

[–]RandomPerson200 490 points491 points ago

TIL When you grow up with a certain thing it is hard to switch to a different thing.

[–]mpavlofsky 703 points704 points ago

That's why I prefer anal sex.

[–]wiithepiiple 387 points388 points ago

...out of fuckin' no where.

[–]dromadika 250 points251 points ago

that's often how anal sex is first attempted.

[–]wiithepiiple 87 points88 points ago

To quote Dave Attell:

Fellas, women don't like anal, they LOVE IT. Sure they won't admit it, but they all try it, usually when they're asleep.

[–]Zydrunas 122 points123 points ago

Anal sex is like broccoli: if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't like it very much as an adult.

[–]pseudolobster 19 points20 points ago

Are you Catholic?

[–]mpavlofsky 92 points93 points ago

No, I grew up near Penn State.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 10 points11 points ago

Damnedest thing, right?

[–]FifeeBoy 17 points18 points ago

30 degrees celcuis is fucking hot, I'm Scottish so it may be ideal for everyone else.

[–]question_all_the_thi 150 points151 points ago

Celsius has a nice feature that it can be divided in five degree ranges that most people will agree upon:

  • above 40: insupportably hot

  • 35 to 40: too hot

  • 30 to 35: hot

  • 25 to 30: warm

  • 20 to 25: nice

  • 15 to 20: fresh

  • 10 to 15: rather cold

  • 5 to 10: cold

  • 0 to 5: very cold

  • -5 to 0: freezing

[–]slotbadger 71 points72 points ago

above 40: Don't be ridiculous, this is the UK.

above 35: Don't be ridiculous, this is the UK.

above 30: Don't be ridiculous...

[–]DiscoMonkay 39 points40 points ago

around 20: SUMMER BABY!!

[–]AKBWFC 17 points18 points ago

below 0: Country comes to a standstill.

[–]herzskins 298 points299 points ago

  • above 40: insupportably hot
  • 35 to 40: heatstroke
  • 30 to 35: very hot
  • 25 to 30: hot
  • 20 to 25: fairly hot
  • 15 to 20: nice
  • 10 to 15: comfortable
  • 5 to 10: mildly inconvenient
  • 0 to 5: inconvenient
  • -5 to 0: fairly cold
  • -20 to -5: cold
  • -50 to -20: shit stops working

Edit: Made in Alberta

[–]brajx 76 points77 points ago

As someone who's no stranger to -35°C and snowing, I like yours better.

[–]music_user 14 points15 points ago

Agreed, -10 - 0 is nothing.

[–]FluentinLies 16 points17 points ago

No -10-0=-10

[–]thegimboid 2 points3 points ago

I've never seen it snow when it gets that low. It's too cold, isn't it?

[–]Brisco_County_III 5 points6 points ago

At a minimum what's there will still blow around quite a bit.

[–]orbitalia 2 points3 points ago

Hello fellow Swede in that case..

[–]mxxz 198 points199 points ago

As a Canadian:

  • above 40: insupportably hot
  • 35 to 40: very hot
  • 30 to 35: hot
  • 25 to 30: comfortable
  • 20 to 25: comfortable
  • 15 to 20: comfortable
  • 10 to 15: comfortable
  • 5 to 10: comfortable
  • 0 to 5: comfortable
  • -5 to 0: comfortable
  • -10 to -5: comfortable
  • -15 to -10: cold
  • -20 to -15: very cold
  • -30 to -20: really fucking cold
  • -50 to -30: fuck this I'm going back to bed

[–]YeahBuddy32 32 points33 points ago

Surprisingly accurate

[–]Schelome 29 points30 points ago

No, the 25-30 degrees range definitely falls under "too hot"

[–]JohnAMacDonald 15 points16 points ago

Coming from an east coast Canadian, where we get an ebb and flow of crazy temperatures on a day to day basis, I find this to be surprisingly accurate. Though, I do find the 25-30 range to be a little hot, rather than comfortable... if I was to by picky. Obligatory Canadian apology: sorry.

[–]kafaldsbylur 8 points9 points ago

30 below's really your "going back to bed" cut-off?! I had school at 50 below.

[–]lunargoblin 57 points58 points ago

As an American who lives in the south:

  • above 40: cold
  • 35 to 40: cold
  • 30 to 35: really cold
  • 25 to 30: fucking cold
  • 20 to 25: really fucking cold
  • 15 to 20: fuck me this is cold
  • 10 to 15: I'll just stay inside where it's warm
  • 5 to 10: zzzzzz
  • anything below: the world has entered an ice age

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

As a European who lives in Seattle:

  • above 40: impossible
  • 35 to 40: spend all day in an air conditioned coffee shop with an iced drink.
  • 30 to 35: iced coffee, probably hang out in a coffee shop.
  • 25 to 30: going to take a nice walk with my iced coffee.
  • 20 to 25: entering coffee shop only to order, switching from the usual soy latte to an iced latte
  • 15 to 20: nice day! must have my coffee outside.
  • 10 to 15: double tall late with sprinkles and a breath of cinnamon - the usual
  • 5 to 10: hot coffee, spend as much of the day inside in the warmth as possible.
  • 0 to 5: cold, spend all day in a coffee shop drinking hot coffee..
  • anything below: I'll see you on the other side..

[–]shaderguy 8 points9 points ago

We get it, you like coffee.

[–]rainbowsandlove 36 points37 points ago

As an Australian I laugh at your petty ideas about 35-40 being heatstroke hot. That's referred to as a warm day here.

[–]The_Norwegian 4 points5 points ago

Last winter I slept outside in a tent with effective temperatures reaching down to -60C.

Why the fuck did I do that?

[–]dsac 10 points11 points ago

this only applies for summer -> winter direction. if we're coming off winter, anything above 5C is shorts and patio weather.

[–]omers 15 points16 points ago

-50 to -20: shit stops working

-20 is not bad actually... -40 to -55 is the definition of very cold where I am and that's why our vehicles have block heaters and even public parking lots like those at malls have outlets for every stall. The major benefit to -40 and below weather however is that it's too cold (too dry) for snow so it's always clear.

EDIT: For those curious I am in Saskatchewan, Canada. We're a flat prairie province, directly to the east of Alberta where the Rockies are. Extreme cold is generally caused by air coming off the mountains and blowing across the prairies unhindered. Weather systems can also come from the territories to the North.

[–]jezusflowers 11 points12 points ago

too cold for snow

As an American in the south... Fuck.

[–]omers 2 points3 points ago

Even worse... Frost bite occurs on exposed skin within minutes at those temperatures (like a burn), and your eyes can tear up and freeze closed... It's brutal. Walking to work at -50 is painful and there have been days I have considered calling a cab to take me the two blocks.

[–]notHelpFullatAll 217 points218 points ago

  • +15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

  • +10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

  • +5°C / 41°F Italian cars won’t start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

  • 0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

  • -5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.

  • -10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

  • -20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

  • -30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

  • -40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

  • -50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

  • -70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

  • -183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don’t survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.

  • -273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying “Faen, it’s cold outside today.”

  • -300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest. (2009 was a cold year)

[–]pr0pane_accessories 34 points35 points ago

TIL Norwegians are adorable!

[–]notHelpFullatAll 4 points5 points ago

We sure are!

[–]Spekingur 6 points7 points ago

There was something similar for us Icelanders.

[–]tenhotuisku 9 points10 points ago

We had the exact same joke in Finland as well. And then Lordi ruined it.

[–]Spekingur 2 points3 points ago

Our included lava and shit like that. Can't find it now. sigh Why is it when you need to find something you can't? And then suddenly when you don't need it anymore then you find it?!

[–]Ahjottu 2 points3 points ago

Also there was "People get pissed because one can't store Koskenkorva outside without it freezing" around -40 to -60 degrees Celsius.

[–]Finnfinite 13 points14 points ago

This, but replace Norway with Finland.

[–]MedievalKnieval 5 points6 points ago

People in California almost freeze to death.

Not all of California is Long Beach.

[–]Svelemoe 2 points3 points ago

This is actually more accurate than I would like to admit. Shit, jeans and hoodie in -25°C, no problem. I also get uncomfortable sleeping in over 14°C.

[–]M40A1 22 points23 points ago

You are definitely not talking to northern Europeans then.

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[–]jordandubuc 81 points82 points ago

As a Canadian I take issue with your definition of "very cold".

Sorry.

[–]Cyanr 15 points16 points ago

As a scandinavian, everything should be moved a notch down.

20-25 is not "nice". It's warm, or if there's no wind: hot. 25-30 is easily "too hot."

[–]buckX 19 points20 points ago

Fahrenheit has the same, except they're 10 degree bands. In this fight, I have to give the nod to Fahrenheit. 10 is more natural than 5. It lets you say things like "In the 70s".

[–]poopOnU 5 points6 points ago

I grew up in the states and have used Fahrenheit, but on a recent trip to Israel when they said it's going to be 40 degrees out today (104 F), I learned super fast how much of a hot day that is.

[–]311excitable1 86 points87 points ago

for conversion purposes:

c=k-273.15

f=(9/5)c+32

c=(5/9)f-32

0 c = 273.15 k = 32 f

[–]spaghettifier 23 points24 points ago

-40 c=-40 f

[–]AsColdAsZeroKelvin 67 points68 points ago

I can confirm this.

EDIT: credit to allforone_ for showing me the error of my ways.

[–]allforone_ 43 points44 points ago

You're missing many opportunities to make jokes regarding your username on this post.

You're also stripping people of the possibility to say how long you've been a redditor and join the karma parade.

I'd go with something simple and classic. "I can confirm this" would likely get 400+ karma.

[–]IveSeenAGhost 15 points16 points ago

Didn't you read the reddit blog post?

[–]FLAkz 9 points10 points ago

oohh I did, I did!

raises hand

[–]SirAuron 11 points12 points ago

Anyone else but miss Granger read the Reddit blog post?

[–]Malgas 17 points18 points ago

c = (5/9)(f-32)

Fixed, because order of operations.

Without that second set of parentheses, 32F=-14.2C

[–]phoncible 30 points31 points ago

some reference temps

water freezing
0C, 32F

water boiling
100C, 212F

nice day
20C, 70F

[–]enum5345 19 points20 points ago

[–]Carrisonfire 54 points55 points ago

The example of water freezing and boiling is the best argument for the Celsius scale IMO. Speaking as an engineering student it just makes more sense to base your temperature scale on something basic and common.

[–]tbotcotw 11 points12 points ago

Yet the temperature at which water boils varies based on air pressure and altitude.

[–]Sandy-Balls 2 points3 points ago

The purity of the water also affects it.

[–]daguito81 2 points3 points ago

well if you're talking water scientifically it's distilled water. If you're in a lab and need water for an experiment and grab it from the tap you re probably going to get slapped

[–]menotbug 6 points7 points ago

Speaking as an engineering student, really they are both completely arbitrary. You end up just converting to/from absolute zero anyway. Since almost everybody uses the K scale when dealing with absolute zero, C is nicer because it's easier to convert. If Rankine was the standard though, I would choose F over C anyday. I just wish I lived in a country that didn't have competing unit standards. I guess that's better than a country with competing languages though.. I'm looking at you Canada/Quebec.

[–]almost-serious 2 points3 points ago

Hey! Hey! Hey! Quebec is not a part of Canada!

[–]BeRiemann 5 points6 points ago

Another time when I wish LaTex were universal on the internet.

[–]JusticeJanitor 2 points3 points ago

Once you get used to it, LaTeX is magical.

[–]CavernousJohnson 9 points10 points ago

You forgot to multiply the -32 by 5/9 in the third formula.

[–]GuerillaGorillas 2 points3 points ago

I thought that you said "for conversational purposes." Then I thought, "wow, that'd be a crappy conversation."

[–]penguindog 71 points72 points ago

0 degrees Celsius in the winter is a fairly warm day.

[–]wakeupwill 132 points133 points ago

No, it's literally freezing.

[–]Atario 11 points12 points ago

No, it's literally melting.

[–]Kuskesmed 20 points21 points ago

Depending on where you live.

[–]penguindog 35 points36 points ago

I'm in Ontario, Canada. So in the middle of winter, 0C is a very mild day.

[–]Pilgoar 24 points25 points ago

I'm in Saskatchewan and 0C in the middle of the winter is too hot. The roads all melt and the next day it's back at -15 or worse, and then they are basically a long strip of ice with big heavy death balls sliding around on them.

edit grammar

[–]Mallechos 2 points3 points ago

Manitoban here. I know that feeling.

[–]Farkeman 357 points358 points ago

Celcius is based on water freezing temperature which is 0.
Kelvin is based on lowest possible temperature which is -273.15C.
Fahrenheit is based on nothing.

FYI.

[–]davegod 50 points51 points ago

0C = freezing point of water

100C = boiling point of water

1ml water = 1g weight

1ml water = 1cm3 (i.e. 1ml = 1cc)

[–]daguito81 6 points7 points ago

the simplicity of water in SI units is just beautiful.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 29 points30 points ago

"In his initial scale (which is not the final Fahrenheit scale), the zero point is determined by placing the thermometer in brine: he used a mixture of ice, water, and ammonium chloride, a salt, at a 1:1:1 ratio. This is a frigorific mixture which stabilizes its temperature automatically: that stable temperature was defined as 0 °F (−17.78 °C). The second point, at 32 degrees, was a mixture of ice and water without the ammonium chloride at a 1:1 ratio. The third point, 96 degrees, was approximately the human body temperature, then called "blood-heat"."

[–]DragomirWootton 21 points22 points ago

More information: Water boils at 100°C.

Also you might want to add a minus to the lowest possible temperature.

[–]00zero00 38 points39 points ago

According to wikipedia:

"On the Fahrenheit scale, the freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit (°F) and the boiling point 212 °F (at standard atmospheric pressure). This puts the boiling and freezing points of water exactly 180 degrees apart.[8] Therefore, a degree on the Fahrenheit scale is 1⁄180 of the interval between the freezing point and the boiling point....

According to an article Fahrenheit wrote in 1724, he based his scale on three reference points of temperature.[8] In his initial scale (which is not the final Fahrenheit scale), the zero point is determined by placing the thermometer in brine: he used a mixture of ice, water, and ammonium chloride, a salt, at a 1:1:1 ratio. This is a frigorific mixture which stabilizes its temperature automatically: that stable temperature was defined as 0 °F (−17.78 °C). The second point, at 32 degrees, was a mixture of ice and water without the ammonium chloride at a 1:1 ratio. The third point, 96 degrees, was approximately the human body temperature, then called "blood-heat".[10]

According to a letter Fahrenheit wrote to his friend Herman Boerhaave,[11] his scale was built on the work of Ole Rømer, whom he had met earlier. In Rømer's scale, brine freezes at zero, water freezes and melts at 7.5 degrees, body temperature is 22.5, and water boils at 60 degrees. Fahrenheit multiplied each value by four in order to eliminate fractions and increase the granularity of the scale. He then re-calibrated his scale using the melting point of ice and normal human body temperature (which were at 30 and 90 degrees); he adjusted the scale so that the melting point of ice would be 32 degrees and body temperature 96 degrees, so that 64 intervals would separate the two, allowing him to mark degree lines on his instruments by simply bisecting the interval six times (since 64 is 2 to the sixth power).[10][12]

Fahrenheit observed that water boils at about 212 degrees using this scale. Later, other scientists decided to redefine the degree slightly to make the freezing point exactly 32 °F, and the boiling point exactly 212 °F or 180 degrees higher.[citation needed] It is for this reason that normal human body temperature is approximately 98° (oral temperature) on the revised scale (whereas it was 90° on Fahrenheit's multiplication of Rømer, and 96° on his original scale).[13]"

Seems pretty logical

[–]DragomirWootton 91 points92 points ago

Fahrenheit is based on something but it's so retarded I can't really remember. I think 0°F is the freezing temperature of water mixture with 30% NaCl (Salt) or some other totally irrelevant bullshit. And 100°F is the body temperature of a healthy man or something.

[–]Javadocs 150 points151 points ago

From Wikipedia:

According to a letter Fahrenheit wrote to his friend Herman Boerhaave, his scale was built on the work of Ole Rømer, whom he had met earlier. In Rømer's scale, brine freezes at zero, water freezes and melts at 7.5 degrees, body temperature is 22.5, and water boils at 60 degrees. Fahrenheit multiplied each value by four in order to eliminate fractions and increase the granularity of the scale. He then re-calibrated his scale using the melting point of ice and normal human body temperature (which were at 30 and 90 degrees); he adjusted the scale so that the melting point of ice would be 32 degrees and body temperature 96 degrees, so that 64 intervals would separate the two, allowing him to mark degree lines on his instruments by simply bisecting the interval six times (since 64 is 2 to the sixth power).

EDIT: Brine is a liquid used in refrigeration.

[–]greeneagle692 57 points58 points ago

really? i always thought brine was salt water.

EDIT: it is salt water, you had me second guessing myself >_>

[–]Javadocs 3 points4 points ago

Basically is. There are other chemicals in there as well I believe, but still used in refrigeration.

[–]NINE_HUNDRED 14 points15 points ago

Damn brine you so fine, you so fine you refrige(rate) my mind, hey brine!

[–]Hrodrik 36 points37 points ago

Nice unit you have there, America.

[–]IfYouSeeHerSayHello 32 points33 points ago

I'd come kick your ass for saying that, if only I knew how many miles, feet, and inches away you lived. And if it wasn't 90 degrees Fahrenheit today. It's so hot that all I feel like doing is staying inside and drinking a gallon of water.

[–]Hrodrik 4 points5 points ago

So how many inches in a mile? And what's the percentage of ethanol in a 100-proof drink?

[–]IfYouSeeHerSayHello 9 points10 points ago

I believe the true American answer to both is, "a bunch."

[–]qetuop1 3 points4 points ago

unit. Uh-huh-huh.

[–]DragomirWootton 25 points26 points ago

That is so absurd you could post that article straight to r/funny. Also, thanks for googling that for me.

[–]CowThing 4 points5 points ago

I dunno, 32 and 64 (as well as 128, 256, 512, etc) are really sexy numbers. I can see why Fahrenheit used them.

[–]glassarrows 27 points28 points ago

100F is a slight fever, the average temperature of a healthy human is 96-98F

[–]slaizer 57 points58 points ago

Fahrenheit, YOU HAD ONE JOB.

[–]Tetha 5 points6 points ago

You are missing a negation there in the kelvin line.

[–]Pete_on_Reddit 2 points3 points ago

don't you mean -273.15C

[–]ForsetiDing 61 points62 points ago

[–]mopedophile 16 points17 points ago

If God wanted us to use the metric system he would have given us 10 fingers.

[–]spawny3 4 points5 points ago

Why have I never known how many yards to a mile? It's perfectly logical but for some reason they teach us how many feet to a mile as if the yard is just a side note in our measuring system.

[–]dradam168 5 points6 points ago

The yard is like a $2 bill. Sure, it may be useful sometimes, but it's not something you really need to think about all that much.

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[–]Heathray 17 points18 points ago

Are you sure? They have towels on them. Real Finns are naked.

[–]DangerToDangers 3 points4 points ago

Two of them have chest hair! Definitely not Finnish. And the towels. And they are smiling! Finnish don't smile unless they are drunk and they look sober!

[–]Dortiet 6 points7 points ago

Why are they wearing towels?

[–]dont_get_it 13 points14 points ago

All I know is Yanks can survive temperatures higher than the boiling point of water, but they do complain about it.

[–]veiwtifuljoe 17 points18 points ago

Why I prefer the system I grew up with (Fixed)

[–]msk105 40 points41 points ago

100C is 'dead'?

As a Finnish saunagoer, I disagree! It's nice and relaxingly warm!

[–]WestsideStorybro 18 points19 points ago

Water would be comfortably boiling at this temperature.

[–]TheSobadef 12 points13 points ago

But... the water in your body would boil...

[–]sipme 2 points3 points ago

My dad would agree with you. I, however, get out before it gets that hot. My dad would also go feed the dogs outside in the middle of winter (-25C, or colder) with only a towel on, when he got out of the sauna. SISU!

[–]Jammie1 9 points10 points ago

But what about the Rankine Scale?

[–]DangerToDangers 2 points3 points ago

Fixed it for you again, OP.

[–]eydryan 14 points15 points ago

Seems legit.

-What does 0°F represent? -Duh, really cold.

It works with 100 too!

[–]WeeHeeHee 16 points17 points ago

I lived in the States for 8 years and I still don't know the boiling point of water. That's why I prefer the metric system.

[–]atla 18 points19 points ago

The actual temperature doesn't really matter. When was the last time you were cooking pasta and had to set the stovetop to exactly the temperature of boiling water (which would then have to be adjusted for altitude etc.)? When you actually need to boil water, you stick that stove on high and wait for the bubbles to start.

I find Fahrenheit to be useful for temperature (0-100 being the basic ranges, which makes it super easy, and easily breakable into extremely distinct deciles) and fevers (if you're over 100 you're in trouble). And really, that's the only thing I'm ever going to use temperature for in my daily life.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

how exactly does Zero Celsius constitute to being "fairly cold"?? that would correspond to freezing, you know as in freezing cold

[–]badgarok725 31 points32 points ago

thats not cold though. Once the thermometer hits 32 F or 0 C, thats when most people decide its time for a hoodie and long pants

[–]YouListening 15 points16 points ago

Except me. Long pants year round. Even while doing yardwork in the South.

[–]Malhavoc430 2 points3 points ago

I live in Florida. 60 is cold enough to warrant a hoodie and long pants.

[–]bangonthedrums 5 points6 points ago

0 is t-shirt weather, after spending several months at less than -20, with -40 common

[–]Gramma42ton 10 points11 points ago

Why I prefer Celsius when calculating anything in physics:

Celsius: Change of 1 degree = 1 degree

Fahrenheit: Change of 1 degree = (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–]royboy24139 7 points8 points ago

The 0 kelvin should say something along the lines of nonexistant, or broken the laws of the universe. because you're not just dead something way bigger has happened

[–]Sir_Damnit_XXX 2 points3 points ago

I laughed so hard i fell out of my chair.

[–]iLuVtiffany 2 points3 points ago

How does including Kelvin do anything to how you prefer Fahrenheit over Celsius?

You just want that fucking karma don't you? You dirty little whore. Take it!

[–]Monocle_Lover 2 points3 points ago

I respectfully disagree because that is a measure of temperature but it can't tell what kind of temperature.

At 0 degrees Celsius in Auckland New Zealand currently, you have jumpers, jackets and another jacket for good measure and two pairs of socks just for good measure because the cold is a creeping kind. One that finds all the places it can to make you cold.

So I disagree with your statement of reasonable cold it's not reasonable. It's fucking uncomfortably cold.

[–]btguinn 42 points43 points ago

...nobody's going to point out that the Fahrenheit scale was designed to mark three notable points--icy brine, ice water, and the human body--making its units correspond much better and more intuitively to the way we perceive temperature?

[–]SyntheticMagnetic 41 points42 points ago

it's almost as if the people around here would rather bitch endlessly about something that doesn't matter, instead of actually thinking about what they're talking about.

[–]Major_Small 2 points3 points ago

The other scales mark notable points better though.

For example, 0°C is freezing water, and 100°C is boiling water. Much easier to remember than 32°F and 212°F. I don't know anybody that cares about the temperature at which brine freezes, and as for body temperature, 96°F is just as (seemingly) random a number as is 35°C. At least 35 is easily divisible by 5... not that that matters. Also, room temperature (at SATP) is a nice, easy 25°C (77°F).

As for Kelvin, it makes sense on a scale outside of Earth. But you'll get no argument from me that it's not a great scale to use on a daily basis on this planet.

[–]Trainbow 2 points3 points ago

negative degrees = cold, positive = hot

So hard!

It doesn't have to be intuitive anyway if you just teach it in school, so that argument is pointless anyway, this isn't like some optional shit, everyone just learns it at a very very young age.

small tradeoff for making everything base 10 just like every other system that is decent in the world.

[–]thinkintoomuch 2 points3 points ago

making its units correspond much better and more intuitively to the way we perceive temperature?

Only if you're from 'MURICA

[–]General_McArthur 55 points56 points ago

Why does this make F better than C? you can make a scale from -40 to 40C and put 'really cold' and 'really hot' on them too. in Fahrenheit, that would be 'really cold' and 'mild'.

[–]nmsmoke 162 points163 points ago

Because people like numbers between 0 and 100