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[–]jules_am 36 points37 points ago

he should call Lawyer Dog

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Nice -666 karma.

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord -1 points0 points ago

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ /(.□. \)

[–]YouListening 18 points19 points ago

I'm 68% certain that's because he's looking in the dictionary.

[–]Scoops_Haagendazs 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, my dog is a fucking idiot too. He tries to look up anything and everything in the phonebook.

[–]Dakota47 2 points3 points ago

My dog tries to use Siri, but the only things that ever comes up are pictures of tree bark.

[–]Rabee_123 7 points8 points ago

Reminds me of Wilfred.

[–]Vato_Loco 0 points1 point ago

That's not a kid, it's a warlock.

[–]vaughnegut 2 points3 points ago

You might enjoy /r/noideadogs

[–]udjh 5 points6 points ago

Repost. Third or Fourth Time?

[–]Kvawrf -3 points-2 points ago

It wasn't funny the first time either.

[–]Jymotion 4 points5 points ago

[–]zeasDJ 2 points3 points ago

I agree here...why does nobody understand this?

[–]10133p0p 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

Oh great, /r/adviceanimals is leaking.

[–]dubbymcdub 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the books upside down.

[–]computergroove 0 points1 point ago

Naughty librarian bitch

[–]Soogoodok248 1 point2 points ago

Who's on first base?

[–]That_Fat_Black_Guy 0 points1 point ago

This looks fake to me

[–]nepoli 1 point2 points ago

/r/Wilfred might enjoy this!

[–]RazZaHlol 0 points1 point ago

Dogs can read upside down. AWESOME!

[–]Gijoel41 0 points1 point ago

It's illegal to do that in Maine.

[–]The_Blackening 2 points3 points ago

Go back to Advice Animals where I'm unsubscribed and don't have to see this shit.

[–]hannahjoy33 0 points1 point ago

Well, actually, he knows nothing. His research turned up nothing, after all

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish -1 points0 points ago

Get the tears of Lys.

[–]rawrgs -2 points-1 points ago

Schrodinger's Ball?

[–]Myndsync -4 points-3 points ago

came here to say this :(

[–]asldkfououhe -2 points-1 points ago

stop making your dog do shit like this

[–]thegregbradley 0 points1 point ago

Someone's been watching Wilfred

[–]macpoddotnet -1 points0 points ago

Quantum superposition